Here is another update. The U.S. incorporation paperwork was filed. Next step is the IRS non profit status - then we can start raising charitable funds.
The South African Operation is moving at a faster pace due to there being few steps in filing for an NPO. We've been looking at office space to lease as an HQ. This will be in port Elizabeth and most likely in the area around the boardwalk hotel and casino or Walmer business district.
I've sent my photo and video collection off to a video editor who is doing some free work for us. My South African partner has sent his footage as well. We hope to have a promo video ready to go so we can start soliciting donations when the IRS approves us. Just to be clear here, I'm not asking any of you for monetary donations.
I am in the process of taking an FGASA class now so I can do my practical this winter in South Africa. I'm also doing anti-poaching coursework with the wildlife campus. I've recently completed an off road driving class that was taught be Land Rover of South Africa - I have another class planned with them at the end of this year.
I've posted an FAQ on the update page where you can also find the interest form.
https://sites.google.com/site/kommandoapu/
>>29666494
I saw the update on the website just as it was posted, that was a coincidence.
Also use a trip code FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>29666494
Also, why would we want to do this if we aren't allowed to be armed while patrolling?
I don't want to die
>>29666590
How many APU members have been killed in south africa? This is Gorongosa or Virunga where there are warlords and a quasi-civil war going on.
>>29666590
Wtf? Is this real OP? are you that much of a faget?
>>29666618
No idea but if we are messing with the poaching equivalent of cartels I want to be armed when they come for us in the night
>>29666629
Much of the field patrolling will be done in the day. The poaching of large mammals is done at night and really gets active around a full moon. Substance poachers operate in the day, collecting plants and reptiles - still poaching.
>>29666653
So then what's the point of doing all this if you're not doing it when most of the poaching is done?
Anti poacher operator reporting in.
AMA
>>29666676
Post her nudes
>>29666663
Nice quints. We're doing a lot of anti-poaching work. Not all the work is done at night. Will you work at night, yes you will. Will you do boring unsexy but critical stuff like detecting and eliminating snares in the day? Yes you will
>>29666676
do you have any naked pictures of it?
I kinda want to do this but I just can't help but feel it is an awful idea.
Either we do nothing to stop poaching or we get bounties on our heads for being too good at stopping poaching and they follow us back to our huts and car bomb us.
7 Confirmed poacher kills on my first tour in the bush.
>>29666771
Although she raised some money and gathered up a lot of media attention, they also managed to get tossed/chased out of Tanzania under threat of arrest and a sham trial and jailing.
>>29666714
>>29666726
>>29666771
naked pictures man. Nobody wants to see some split tail pretending to do good things with her life
>>29666806
for real? Why for?
>>29666494
What is the anti poaching squad?
>>29666494
Currently waiting for non-profit status and funds to start churning in before i send in my passport since it costs a chunk
>>29666852
They made no effort to follow the laws of Tanzania nor did the seem to figure out the pay to play system that's standard in single party rule countries of Africa
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/veterans/2015/05/07/reports-nonprofit-vetpaw-kicked-out-of-tanzania/70963970/
>>29666897
Passports are good for 10 years, it's always a good idea to have a valid one.
ITT: How to get shot in Africa
>>29666981
Again, how many APU rangers have been killed in South Africa in the last 24 months?
>>29667001
>7.62x39 AR with extendo clipazine
>>29667023
I wonder what she's doing these days
>>29667775
Trying to figure out how to revive her flagging alt-right publicity whore career
>>29667074
>Fashion and Aesthetics
>Is Performance.
dear god your back... every one please do not go too Africa please I have a friend who is majoring in international law there are so many issues with this he says it isn't even funny. First step of advice do not check weapons and armor on flight in luggage as you will be put on a no fly list and most likely get to spend a fun night with the feds.
>>29667936
So your friend doesn't have a degee and has never been to Africa. Check
>>29667963
look feel free to break many international arms and weapons laws look I'm telling you guys this is a bad bad bad idea. K I know you are looking for combat action and all but most likely this could get you sent to jail at best worst well your dead. Stay safe this is truly a heart felt warning. Look I know you all want action in your life If I could sign up for something and be guaranteed ground combat I would do it in a heart beat but k this is bad
>>29667840
>/k/
>not a firearms fashion board
Pick one
>>29668009
Your friend is what they call inexperienced, and, it's showing. At least it's entertaining.
>>29667840
>>performance
>unreliable 7.62x39 STANAG magazine
>7.62x39 with what appears to be a 10" barrel
Is this a joke
>>29666494
>I've recently completed an off road driving class
>has to take a class on how to drive off road
Oh wow, you really are retarded
>>29668090
x39 has nearly the same ballistics as 300 blk
they're both better in short barrels than 5.56
>>29666494
>Wow neat I get to go carry guns around and shoot poachers!
>>29666590
>aren't allowed to be armed
So we just walk around telling people they're being bad for $.05 an hour for what now?
Because OH NO POACHING BAD
This isn't /k/
Get the fuck out
>>29668743
other way arround, .300blk almost has the same ballistics as 7.62x39
>>29666494
What's the point if we aren't being armed, you can't operate without a weapon.
>no guns
>shit pay
>high chance of AIDS/malaria
what the fuck is going on in your mind OP?
is there any plus side to doing this shit beside "durrr helping the wildlife"?
>>29666494
Aren't you the faggot who threatened to file false reports to the ATF about nuggetfest because you got shitter shattered that they wouldn't let you film them?
>>29666494
Why did you keep shilling your YouTube video in the patch thread to the point where the Mods were forced to delete your comments because you were advertising?
>>29668879
Yes, he's also the same guy who went crazy and started calling everyone a shitler in his last thread when they asked him to post some kind of documents that show this entire ordeal is legit.
>>29668090
>>> performance
Clearly you have not read it as a choice and thought it was all three.
>>29668879
Yes he is.
>>29667936
>>29668009
So he doesn't have a bachelors or JD and I assume that neither do you. So you probably shouldn't be giving legal advice.
If you do a little reading you might realize that there are legal ways to transport your weapons to Africa. It's plenty easy with even cursory research, legal big game hunting is a big revenue generator for many of those countries.
>>29668931
JohnnyIShootStuff is a well known troll and shitposter who also happens to be a middle aged PA cop that opposes civilian firearm ownership. Regardless of the minute legalities of the conversations at hand, he is not to be trusted and should be ignored.
>>29666494
Reading this makes me want to go poach something. You're going to look back on your little anti-poaching boys club adventure with less then fond memories.
My favorite part is you have taken a Land Rover off-road driving course. Say that out loud and tell me you don't sound stupid.
>>29668912
>there are people right now dumb enough to be employed by this cuck
>>29666873
Pls respomd
>>29666646
Come back to earth. You won't be armed.
South Africa has a very strong stance on who should be armed and who shouldn't. As a foreigner you're not allowed to carry a gun or work as armed security. If you kill a nignog, expect to get sued and sent to jail. Should you be able to leave the country before getting arrested, the company employing you will have tons of problems.
>>29667001
This roided cunt never shot a single round at poachers. All she did was some photoshoots for some vegetarian lowlifes to fap to.
Also, what would a fucking ex-diesel mechanic do in an anti-poaching unit? Make coffee?
>>29671328
Suck dick
>>29671335
You want to kill niggers? Join the FFL.
>>29668912
I think we finally found out who Tommy Thyroid is.
Good work lads.
Fuck you, OP.
>>29671249
A scam.
>>29668719
Thinking you know everything is being retarded. This isn't driving on dirt roads.
>>29669112
>he is not to be trusted and should be ignored.
So why are you still posting and why can't you follow your own advice?
>>29671249
I provided a link with all previous updates, a mission statement, and FAQ.
>>29671077
Another one who knows everything and thinks he has nothing to learn. What are you, a C- 8th grade kid? That's what it sounds like.
>>29668884
>Mods were forced to delete your comments
So what? It's 4chan. I'll just post them again.
>>29666676
Is this .338 semi-auto?
>>29666676
> all that ink
What're the chances of me getting with her, it, them?
this is all a scam and I'm a tremendous animal-fucking faggot
>it's now a noguns tour of the south african heat.
lol fuck off.
>Q: What will we do doing in Africa?
>A: Patrolling for poachers around dangerous wildlife.
Q: Will we be armed?
>A: No.
I'm sorry this whole thing fell apart for you, OP. Good try though. You're better off checking with /an/ to see if they're interested.
>>29672469
Dangerous is a subjective term that's often misused. Mosquitoes are the most deadly animal in the world, I doubt you're afraid of them and the deadly diseases they transmit.
>>29672554
Right but at least I can wear clothing to help protect against their deadly diseases. for this field trip I can't even carry a hipoint to protect myself from being mauled, let alone being shot at by poachers.
Use a fucking code for your name so they can't keep pretending to be you.
Post it on the site so we can verify.
>>29673071
Anons bitch if a trip is used.
>>29672063
Yes. A Petra or Peta or whatever the name is.
>>29673153
it's probably not the trip they're bitching about.... just a little awareness for ya. it seems like you got a touch of the tism...
>>29673153
Not if you are only doing it to show you are the original poster. It's the people that do it everywhere for no reason they get mad with.
>>29673263
Anons dislike anyone who is old enough to be their father. It's the k way.
>>29673319
Alright if you can get this project established and keep it alive, I'd be interested in signing up in two years after I graduate college.
>>29666494
do you guys get to shoot at black people?
>>29673319
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
>>29673883
It always is.
Wait OP...what am I missing here.
Is /k/ going to have an anti-poaching group. Is that what I'm getting here?
If so...can I volunteer if it gets going? Or dare I even say..."hired."
>>29674006
Yeah, just how do we get involved with this?
>>29674078
>>29674006
Link in first post.
>>29673962
No I'm talking about what's gonna happen to you in the next few days
>>29674201
What's the pay fora 90 day tour?
>>29674201
Would you take a LEO who will most likely still be "a rookie" by the time ya'll get started?
>>29666653
>Substance poachers operate in the day, collecting plants
I do not want to risk my life over fucking plants, this was supposed to be about protecting large mammals.
>>29666494
So will I get to carry a rifle (even if it's a broke as fuck fal we find in africa) If not I'm out...if so I'm in. I'm not going to walk around Africa unarmed with criminals around me who are armed. You can't stop poachers of valuable animals if the risk of dieing does not out way the risk of enough rhino meat to feed your family for a long time and enough Ivory to pay for clean water and possibly something that uses electricity. It has nothing to do with wanting to see combat it has to do with actually making a difference and actually not getting my fucking cock cut off and shoved in my mouth
>>29674475
Check out South Africa's gun law or read about antipoaching units. You will quickly notice you cannot carry a gun as foreign national.
>>29674500
We'll this isn't going to work.....Thanks OP for getting my hopes up......why does it have to be in South Africa?
>>29666685
>wanting nudes of Channing Tatum post sex-change
>>29674513
It's because his wife is south African.
Johnny I Shoot Stuff is literally the South Africa version of a weaboo.
He's an Italian from New Jersey but he likes to pretend
>>29666494
Since we will not be armed how the fuck is this /k/ related?
>>29674513
There isn't much rhino poaching in Indiana.
>>29674629
Of all the insulting things you can say. A Soprano from NJ.... Come on man. No need to be that harsh.
>>29674724
>Since we will not be armed how the fuck is this /k/ related?
It's not. OP hates this board and all firearms communities, he's intentionally trying to ruin it with his cancerous threads.
>>29674740
Anti-poaching units are front line operators in the war to save rhinos. The national park rangers are para-military units. The private lands were let's to figure it out on their own. There has been a rapid rise the the private APU forces in southern Africa
>>29674731
They have poachers in Ethiopia....also fuck heads like koney.
>>29674877
But can I carry a weapon....I dont give a shit if it's legal or not. Can I carry a weapon and actually make a REAL DIFFERENCE
>>29674897
You can carry an illegal weapon but if you are caught then you heading to an African prison, personally I would rather commit suicide than spend a decade in one.
>>29674886
Kony is in Uganda. I have no base of operation in eastern Africa. In South Africa, the eastern cape, rhinos are being slaughtered at a record rate.
>>29674897
The world dosent operate like that buddy.
>>29674919
>rhinos are being slaughtered at a record rate.
And what are unarmed /k/ommandos going to do about it?
>>29674977
Try reading what I've written. Armed patrols at night are about 10% of what goes into fighting poaching.
>>29675011
I have read what you have written, you just want funding so you can do the cool shit while others protect plants while walking around unarmed in poacher country.
>>29675011
Why did you specifically tell people from the beginning that they would get to be armed?
>>29675027
What cool shit? Oh, you're talking about dealing with insurance companies, maintaining vehicles, procuring provisions for the team, dealing with broken gear, and constantly trying to get enough funds to stay in business. Yeah, that's the shit they write books about.
>>29675040
If they are South African or get a residence visa, they can be.
>>29675047
>What cool shit?
You already mentioned the off road driving course you are doing, no doubt you have a few other "vital" courses you need to do that others will not need.
Boy, am I craving a massive bucket of shit-encrusted dicks right now. Deeee-licious. Maybe I'll go and derail some meetup threads later, too!
>>29674877
this doesn't directly involve the use of weapons for the people signing up, get off /k/
>>29675094
What? South Africans don't browse k? UK citizens don't browse k? There is more to the world than 50 states
>>29675114
If we aren't going out there with weapons of any sort.
If we aren't doing any actual operating aside from staring at rhino ass with a radio in our hands.
If we aren't even going to be out there when the poachers usually are.
Then there is literally no way you can call this /k/ related.
Take it to /out/, /an/ or better yet....
Kill yourself.
>>29675134
>when the poachers usually are.
>usually
This is the bit that bothers me, if poachers are around I do not want to be armed with nothing but a damned radio.
>>29672554
You've got to be trolling. Honestly, seriously, you must absolutely be trolling. Since everyone in this thread is just straight bitching, and not providing info or facts, lemme go google some shit.
So South Africa is pretty much a shithole outside of developed cities. 49 murders a day (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/29/south-africa-a-country-at-war-as-rate-soars-to-nearly-49-a-day). You can see that with the population increase, it's gone down to about 35. It's also the fucking rapiest place on the planet, with about 65,000 rapes taking place in a single year (http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2013/02/11/south_africa_gang_rape_a_symbol_of_nations_problem.html). It's also got such a high rate of vehicle theft that various car dealers won't even fucking insure you in South Africa (http://www.iss.co.za/pubs/Papers/49/Paper49.html).
I'm also assuming that you're white. If you're not, that's lovely - pack your shit and go, if you think you can hack it. But most of the people working for you from /k/ are going to be fucking white. South Africa is not the fucking place to be for white folk (http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/180781/gruesome-reality-racist-south-africa-arnold-ahlert).
You're gonna need arms and munitions, bro. Again, not certain if you're serious about this or fucking trolling, but if you're serious, get your head out of your fucking ass and start thinking straight.
>>29675201
Fuckin posting system ate my point about rape, but the rape is bad, as you can see from the second link in there.
>>29675153
For real. Best case scenario is us sitting around getting eaten by mosquitos and tsetse flies all day.
And when the poachers do show up?
Call for help and run away, probably get shot in the back for your trouble.
If the average response time for the cops here in the US is around 4 minutes, I wouldn't trust my safety on some group of hippie niggers and boers whose main concern is getting footage for some sarah mclaughlin commercial for funding.
Fucking this>>29675201 No guns, no volunteers.
>>29675201
So you're try to compare 12 seconds of Google time with time on the ground working with APU team leads. Classic. Try getting out more. There's no reason to be scared of black people.
>>29675225
Yep, hes'a trolling. Stop biting.
>Q: What will we do doing in Africa?
>A: Patrolling fence lines, walking trails looking for snares and signs of poachers, setting up recon outside the park looking for potential poachers, assisting with social media efforts, helping run the South African Office we're setting up.
Why would the actual park rangers want people like us around if the only contribution we actually make is posting about it on twitter?
>Q: Will we be armed?
>A: The answer to this is that it depends on many circumstances, but, generally you won't be armed but will be with armed rangers
Sounds like paying to be a burden on everyone around you. That doesn't sit right with me personally desu.
>Q: Is this some kind of scam where you get rich?
>A: Nope. This early program is being used as a model to bring future paying "tourists" in country for anti-poaching mini tours. Those paying visitors will provide much of the funding needed to keep the APU operating and spread awareness of program and what's happening to the Rhinos
Thing is, the amount that hippies bring in will never compete with the money game hunters bring in to shoot some geriatric lion. Why would anyone sign up for this when they could go for a guided hunt, do the exact same thing and get a trophy or two at the end of it; all while enriching the anti-poaching cause far more than a bunch of unarmed neets with twitter accounts ever could?
>>29675225
>There's no reason to be scared of black people.
There is if they are poachers and they are armed, /k/ is full of fucking idiots but very few are THAT dumb.
>>29675225
Especially South African black people. It's basically the Japanese of Africa right? So civilized and educated. If you're white in SA it's very safe for you. It's unheard that a white man gets in trouble, slaughtered, or has his entire farm taken away because he is white. Nope. Never happened. On top of all of that, some scammer wants to get people that go unarmed to SA and tell on people who value life less than a bullet. I don't know why our fucking mods are useless cunts but you should never be allowed to post on /k/
>>29675225
Yes, I am. As you've provided zero documentation, and I've provided, at the very least, 12 seconds of Google time, I'd hazard to say that the ball is in your court.
Up to you, mate, but if you're setting up this company, it's on you to convince your potential employees they want to work with you, not the other way 'round. And as of now? You could offer me benefits, 200k a year, and contract bonuses, and I -still- wouldn't touch you or your company with a ten foot pole, purely because - unless you provide any sort of link - you're basing the majority of this expedition on "Muh feels."
>>29675342
Go back and read. Why do you think I was flying in a SAPS helicopter.
>>29675225
>>29675342
Additionally, yes. I am scared. I'd be scared shitless. I am, as most of the dudes on /k/, a pretty overweight neckbeard with only -very- limited experience. The only reason I've even got that is because I got to train with Metro PD over a summer.
So yeah, I am scared of black people. Especially when I'm in AFRICA. WHERE THEY COME FROM.
>>29675354
>Why do you think I was flying in a SAPS helicopter.
Because you bribed them?
>>29675360
>>29675365
>>29675248
This sounds to me like a more advanced African Arkadia ranch. You have a guy who wants to do something with /k/ until he gets established and then he wants to make money out of /k/ efforts.
>>29675354
Fine, I'll do the work for you. Christ.
The only link you've provided is the link to your website, here:
https://sites.google.com/site/kommandoapu/
It's not an official site, it's unprofessional as all fuck, and I've got a feeling that you just slapped it together in a day to get your blog out there for people to use.
That's fine by me, honestly, everyone has to start somewhere.
The only page that has any information on it is the 'unit updates' page. It says that there's three pages of info, but even the back and forward buttons at the bottom don't fucking work, so there's that.
Nowhere in looking through this website have I found quantifiable information. There's no links, no pictures, nothing to prove to us that you're legit. Maybe that's just an oversight - i can accept that.
But back to the argument at hand - you've still not provided me with anything that would suggest that I won't be beaten, robbed, raped, and killed after a few hours of torture. Because, you know, I'm fat and white.
>>29675415
More effort = more replies.
Let it die.
>>29675439
Are you really OP or an imposter? Get a trip or something because at the moment I suspect a troll that is coming across as very childish, not the type I want watching my back in fucking Africa.
>>29675470
See >>29673153
Come on guys, don't you want to help the animals?
>>29675439
Nah, this thread is dead. The world is full of naysayers and now they've fill this thead. Nothing ever got done by saying "can't". There are plenty of complainers in this world who risk nothing and do nothing. Ain't nobody got time for them and their never language.
>>29675485
I AM SPARTACUS
>>29675470
That's an imposter.
>>29675483
>don't you want to help the animals?
I want to help animals but I do not want upright animals helping themselves to me, there is no way I am going out there unarmed.
>>29675494
This is an imposter, too.
Come on everyone, black people are not as bad as you all think.
Okay, I turned on a trip, happy now? Can we finally get back on topic and ignore these immature trolls?
>>29675518
How can we get back on topic? This is the weapons board and you have told us we would be disarmed, take this to /out/ and /an/.
>>29675532
But my liberal arts professor said we have to forsake our white privilege and go help the innocent animals, while nonlethally discouraging impoverished people of color from hunting them for sustenance! Use of guns would be racist!
>>29675518
I just updated my site, in the first post, to show that you're an imposter. I'm done with this thread now.
>>29675560
Look john. you're a huge faggot. Why dont you go join greenpeace or americorp or some other group that does nice things, is unarmed and has no backing; and is occasionally slaughtered and raped.
>>29675565
YOU CAN'T DO THAT MY MOM WORKS AT THE ISP AND WE'LL SUE YOU FOR USING MY WEBSITE
>>29675577
Best start believing in troll threads, anon.
You're in one.
>>29675601
reread my post with sarcasm and satire in mind please.
This derailed hippie thread of absolutely horrible ideas brought to you by the USS Midway, Schwanz's Bagel Dogs, and the music of Harry Hibbs
>>2966649
Honestly is this even /k/ related
>No guns
>"""""""""""""patroling""""""""""""""
>Serious chance of getting sick or even worse, dieing from some sickness or animal, perhaps even get shot by poachers
Lets say you do run into an armed poacher? What are you gonna do, yell at him? Or a rabbid animal?
>inb4 tranquilize it when shtf and an animal is sprinting at you...
>>29675762
Not even tranqs. Just radios in hand and thumbs up arse.
Apu is retarded and there is no point in cutting a few snares and getting my fingernails ripped out by poachers.... find away to defend yourselves and the animals or there is no point.
>>29675114
Why would UK citizens be able to be armed?
It was fun while it lasted but it's blatantly just bullshit bait now.
Game over.
>>29675054
Okay. So let me get this straight. If I sign up, that means I'm a fucking sitting duck in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with hiddenrabid niggers and potential predators unless I get a permanent residence permit or citizenship? How long and how hard is it to get that and what hoops do I have to jump through to become recognized as an API.
>No weapons
Not /k/ related.
Stop posting this shit greanpeace faggotry on our weapons board. Mods help. I hope you really do this unarmed and just turn into an african nigger cum dumpster rape slave. Idiot.
>>29676129
>How long and how hard is it to get that and what hoops do I have to jump through to become recognized as an API.
Pretty damn long.
SA laws are as cucked as Britain's, and even if you get a rifle to carry along you'll still have the heat, the mosquitos with all manner of fun diseases, and the wildlife that you're protecting.
I'm surprised that OP lasted as long as he did, and did a bunch of paperwork for nothing as well.
>>29676164
Coming from PR, that sounds just like my 2002 banned except inbetween Commiefornian and Britcuck tier. Heat, mosquitoes and wildlife I'm used to since I literally live right next to El Yunque
>>29666494
ITT: Naive /k/ommandos butthurt because they actually thought they would be running around the jungle with a free licence to kill, but instead are actually just as fat, useless and white as they've always been.
>>29676233
>white
The fuck do you mean by that?
>>29676233
Nothing here to be butthurt about, OP. Cancerous namefag appeals for people to volunteer for hippy shit in South Africa, but on even superficial questioning reveals it to be pointless death sentence, so namefag gets shat on and meme'd to the Nth degree while he stamps his feet complaining about haters and naysayers. Nobody is upset, if anything this thread was fun.
>>29666726
I'd like to take a tour in her bush if you catch my drift.
>>29676261
That all of these faggots thought they would be badass operators in the African Savannah but spend so much time in the basement they could get sunburned from an excessively bright florescent lamp.
>>29676164
And yet the OP has posted a bunch of videos of himself in Africa shooting full auto shit. Given the number of videos he's posted from there over the last few years it seems that he might have his shit together on this poaching thing. He's still a bag of dicks but it looks like there could be some truth to this plan. I can't believe that someone would spends tens of thousands of dollars to travel to south africa a few times just to troll /k/.
There's no way he's going to consider bringing any cheetos fattened basement dwellers to africa for his plan. I think it's more of a show off post just to piss off this board.
>>29676478
>And yet the OP has posted a bunch of videos of himself in Africa shooting full auto shit.
Where?
>>29676514
On his youtube channel he is fond of linking, you can find it if you search for his username but I would hate to give him the views.
>>29676549
Fair enough. He said his partner was from SA so perhaps hes related to a cop through them and they let him fire a few mags to be nice to their brother in law or something.
>>29676294
> if anything this thread was fun.
Sure was. I'll be waiting for the next one.
>>29676608
In one of the last posts he made there were some photos and video of him flying in some south african police helicopter. I don't know how you do that without being well connected. I've never heard of anyone getting to fly in a cop chopper unless they were a cop.
>>29666494
ANYBODY WANNA GO TO SOUTH AFRICA WITH ME AND FUCK MY FAT WIFE CARMEN???
>>29676661
His brother in law is a south African cop.
>>29675225
this thread is retarded
Johnny is retarded
anybody joining his "apu" is retarded
This is like a competition to see who the bigger autist is, the OP or the rest of you who believe this shit as being true. Just stop feeding the trolls.
WTF is this shit? I'm former Canadian Forces and wouldn't mind shooting poachers and nigs, but this sounds beyond stupid. Unarmed wandering around just asking to be shot or simply just wasting time. I'd much rather go to some of the other African nations that are looking for PMC's.
>>29677268
>shooting
Read the thread. We'd be british bobbies and have to verbally discourage the poachers.
Let the thread die please
You're out of your fucking mind.
ITT How to die in Africa
>>29673182
>using a Rifle named after an Animal Rights Organization in defense of yourself as your protected animal attacks you...
>>29679079
>bumping an almost-dead shit thread whose lulz have long passed
>>29679079
>>29679184
L E T I T D I E
L E T I T D I E
>>29666676
So close
>>29679204
>>29679184
BUMP A RONI
>>29672299
>her
>>29681428
bump til death
>>29681575
bump
Are you in NYC? what the hell who calls it NYC time?
>>29681663
bamp
>>29681686
bamping
>>29681708
bampity
>>29681723
slowly going to page 10
>>29681740
one post
>>29681750
at a time
>>29681761
slowly
>>29681772
but surely
>>29681772
bump
>>29681802
bump
>>29681812
bump
>>29681825
bump
>>29681825
bumps
>>29681860
bamp
>>29681873
bimp
>>29674534
>not wanting nudes of Channing Tatum post sex-change
>>29681886
bomp
>>29681888
what?
>>29681888
???
>>29681922
bump
>>29681939
bemp
>>29681952
bwmp
>>29681978
bomp
>No guns in an area filled with dangerous wildlife and poor as fuck locals
I thought this was going to be a fun adventure. What the fuck man.
>>29681988
bazamp
>>29682003
I know right? Who does he think he is?
>>29682003
But seriously, he's a dick. Fuck that guy.
>>29682003
it'll be fun for the animals, not for you.
also fun for the locals who may or may not believe that ejaculating their aids into a foreigner will cure them
>>29681988
bump
>>29682044
what?
>>29682044
Say again?
>>29682060
Simba is gonna love having new game to chase and the locals may want to culturally enrich you
>>29682068
You think so?
>>29682068
culturally enrich?
>>29667002
>APU rangers have been killed in South Africa
im not sure, but they're armed. and you wouldnt be
>>29682046
bump
>>29682103
Who's armed?
>>29668756
/thread
This is some stupid shit.
>>29682105
bump
>>29682123
Why do you say that?
>>29682126
Couldn't agree more. JohnnyIShootStuff is a cop that's just trying to honey pot /k/.
>>29682127
bump
>>29682158
bump
>>29682174
bump
>>29682180
bump
>>29682180
bumps
>>29682205
bomps
>>29682213
bamps
>>29682224
bmps
>>29682224
bmpss
>>29682231
almost
>>29682253
there
>>29682261
just
>>29682261
PUSH
>>29682272
Harder?
>>29682272
Faster?
>>29682305
Better?
>>29682317
dedication my man
almost there
50 more
>>29682317
Stronger?
>>29682324
It's been a rough trek.
>>29682324
But a journey to page 10, starts with a single post.
>>29682337
I'm helping by throwing a couple of posts your way
So, what did you have for dinner?
I had Tacos.
