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Dog died and I feel like garbage
Can we get some laffs going?
>>29652680
I'm sorry your dog is dead but that image in not even remotely funny.
Go buy a new puppy. Trust me, the best way to fill the void is to start fresh.
Did the atf pay you a visit OP?
>>29652980
Nah, respiratory cancer, which is about 7 times more useful and fun than the ATF
>>29653257
What the actual fuck
>>29653395
I love America
>>29653395
>>29653527
Anti aircraft assault arrows, obviously
>>29653527
Apparently, those bows are possessed by demons. The Apaches are being flown by vampires. It's a strange manga/anime.
>>29653527
>Made in England
>>29653594
Why would anyone do this?
>>29653704
Are those dents firing pin misses?
>>29653395
Fucking lost
>>29652680
>>29653757
Yep. Taurus is on par with the company that makes those toy cap guns
>>29653257
Goddamn I hate anime, Japs and Gooks. The apache's gun has a range of 15km and the unguided rockets 8km, they shouldnt' be having issues.
>>29652680
Sorry to hear about your dog, bro
>>29653699
Artificial reef creation. I saw an article where that pic came from. They strip out all of the oils,chemicals and fuels and then deposit them around various spots in the ocean to create structures for coral reefs to start taking hold and growing.
>>29652680
>>29652680
I had a three legged dog who saved my family from a house fire. Someone so impressed with the heroics of the dog asked why he only had three legs. I told him the dog didn't do such a good job during the last fire so I chopped off his leg. No problems since.
>>29654086
Nigga I was just in that thread
>>29653257
>me in civ V when I've got late game attack helicopters fighting barbarians who still have longbows
>>29652680
Sorry to hear OP, sincere sympathies.
I'll post a few, try to find some ones not usually posted.
Not really /k/ related, but hilarious anyway
>>29655331
Post the one where they tried deporting someone to North Korea and the fucking FBI got involved
>>29655388
I don't have it with me =/
>>29655274
Well too drunk for that, sorry about your dog.
>>29655444
holy shit that thread had my sides near pluto
>>29654086
I was in the original thread telling him to man the fuck up.
>feels good man
>>29652680
Here's a good laugh anon
>>29652680
>>29655968
>>29653551
>freedom has arrived
>a T90
gtfo
What is the sexiest gun?
Like if you had to pick a single gun to fuck the rest of your life, which would it be?
>>29655837
Actually, Rice Krispies came out in 1927. So this is inaccurate.
But still funny.
>>29655968
>>29655987
I'll be laughing all the way until the UPS man delivers my 10 large caliber handguns to my doorstep.
Sean Payton can suck a fat one
>>29655991
>only realizes the T-90
>fails to realize all the other stuff is non-American too
>>29655095
W-what about the G3? ; ;
>>29655991
lol gtfo
>>29656071
I looked at it again and i looks like all ruskie shit
>>29654086
I was in the original thread
He was being a tremendous NEET faget
>>29656182
>Charles de Gaulle
>Eurofighter
>Ruskie
lol wat?
>>29656182
>eurofighter
>ruskie shit
Time to shut the fuck up, my man.
>>29656182
Except the german patches on the soldiers?
>>29652680
>>29656331
>>29656363
why is this funnier than it should be?
>>29656456
>>29653940
>Pictured here is a Taurus employee hard at work making a new Curve©® pistol.
>>29656568
That's just a picture of a typical Brazilian.
>>29654086
Wasint he like 23-26?
>>29655068
Most realistic depiction ever.
>>29656226
Fuck yeah. It almost made me sick seeing him whine so much. Here's hoping that one ounce of pride his dad showed kick started something in him and he's trying to get his life together.
>>29655331
That's fucking rich.
>>29653395
God bless America.
>>29655331
>>29655388
>>29655397
>they tried deporting someone to North Korea
>FBI got involved
I need this in my life, please somebody, anybody show this glorious greentext to me.
>>29654019
> laughingjudean.fresco
My fucking sides. Oh, Jesus.
>>29654019
>.fresco
>.statue
>smells like a tannery
Holy shit.
RIP doggo
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29653178
gean
ts co
boot
some
>>29653395
Fuck yeah
>>29653257
what retarted shit is that seriously wtf how can bows perice an apache long bow the long bow is armored agaianst 50 cal... I need to watch gate where primitives get slaughtered now
>>29657181
what about the propeller blades? could those stand up to arrows? genuinely curious
>>29656826
>>29655397
>>29655331
>>29655388
I got you guys
>>29657181
But anon, don't you see? They're magic anti-armor arrows empowered with the FIGHTING SPIRIT of GLORIOUS NIPPON, so they can't lose!
>incidentally this sort of mumbo jumbo was also the belief of the old Ghost Dance injun cults right up until they got slaughtered by automatic weapons
>>29657181
Jap space magic.
>>29657206
Doubt it. Those propellers are designed to stand up to some rough treatment, and even out of a crossbow your standard bolt would shatter. Plus I've seen birds take ground fire through the blades and make it home without too much trouble.
>>29655095
Does anyone have the pistol version of this?
>>29656554
>can someone other than fucking hitler answer my question?
o shit
>>29657232
>>29657232
There's a part two, right?
>>29657232
Continuation?
>>29657232
>>29657387
You forgot the last part
>>29657427
Thank you anon.
>>29657181
> long bow is armored agaianst 50 cal
Wat.
I'm not saying that arrows should easily penetrate an apache but... wat?
here we go helicopters killing fucking primitives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-hthd39wM
>>29657495
GATE sucks desu pham
>>29657492
yeah it uses ceramic armor the rotors can survive 23 mm cannon fire
>>29657506
I'm sorry but fucking watching primities get chewed up by modern weaponry gives me a boner. You know how much I would pay to fucking do that shit man... Wiping out the empire with my modern weaponry
>>29657506
I'm just happy that their is an anime where fucking modern day military tech wins and not retarted fantasy or robotech shit makes my dick feel good. Not to mention they use American equipment those helos are American as are the lavs and mraps no matter what japan always owes america
>>29657508
>yeah it uses ceramic armor the rotors can survive 23 mm cannon fire
"Can survive" and "armored against" are two very different things, sempai. AH-64 are known to come down under small arms fire. As are Mi-24 and 28, and both of those are armored quite better.
>>29657548
>>29657520
> where fucking modern day military tech wins
It's not "wins". It's a succession of slaughters - boring and pointless ones. Would've been better if had:
1. Actually challenging asymmetrical combat, as opposed to "gunning down hordes of swordsmen and knights swarming forth like a horde of Tolkien's orcs"
2. Any semblance of sensibility, plot and relatable characters.
3. No majikku-burrshit loli waifus.
>>29652680
cops or fbi?
>>29657649
The joke is ATF. How long have you been here?
MEANWHILE IN MISSOURI
http://www.ijreview.com/2016/04/584138-the-jokes-on-this-democrat-who-brought-absurd-pro-gun-amendment-to-floor-then-kept-talking/
“So this just happened on the house floor:
Sometimes in an effort to prove a point, a representative might introduce an amendment to a bill that seems totally outrageous to that rep but the amendment is introduced nonetheless because that rep thinks it will help them prove a point. After discussing the amendment the rep will withdraw the bill before a vote, having made their point.
Rep Deb Lavender (D) introduced an amendment to a bill dealing with open carry and ccw. Her amendment would open the capitol building up to lawful carry of firearms for every lawful citizen rather than just for the elected officials.
I think she was about to withdraw the amendment during her closing argument when she talked her way through the 1 minute limit for her closing speech and the speaker slammed the gavel and opened the board for her amendment to be voted on.
SHE TALKED SO LONG SHE RAN OUT OF TIME TO WITHDRAW HER AMENDMENT.
The amendment passed with about 115 voting YES and now the proposed bill is an even stronger 2nd amendment bill because of her amendment.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA
>>29657697
>>29657697
K E K
>>29656001
Why do you know that
>>29657723
Why do you not
>>29657083
On my position.
>>29657697
There is a god.
>>29657697
they actually did it, the absolute madmen
Congress surrounded by guns when?
>>29657697
Absolutely glorious.
>>29657972
That would be the safest fucking capitol building in the country.
>>29658203
>>29658212
>>29655444
Ayyy, I was in that thread. I was the one that said "Kancolle before kancolle"
>>29658235
>>29655068
That's fantastic
>>29658260
anyone got a good filename for this?
>>29654016
>hate Gooks
But anon, what about the Roof Koreans? You do realize we hate the Japs as much as you do, right?
>>29658292
> cheeki breeki
>>29658292
>>29658297
thanks anon
>>29655444
>two of my replies made the screencap
>one of them is an allusion to X-rated headcanon for a manga/anime series from the only 90s
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>29658315
>>29654086
I was also in the original thread. Nice to see op grow a little bit as a person.
>>29657504
I remember this one. I first read it back in January of last year. It was one of the few things I've read which has reduced me to crying of laughter. The one other 4chan story that did that to me was pic related.
>>29658315
>>29658386
that's my last one, anyone else still here?
>>29657697
THE PENDULUM SWING, LADS
>>29658171
Would the politicians feel that way?
I just want some republicans to show some hypocrisy. "You have a right to bear arms... far away from me... I have important things to do, you understand, it's not like I'm not afraid...." I mean how many times has it been pointed out that legislative buildings are gun-free zones even in super red areas? but no one does anything until they can make a democrat look stupid.
Anyway guns would probably do nothing against a person determined to bomb the place, which is just as likely and the only realistic way to do much damage. Everyone overlooks that detail.
(in before commie, I'm no fan of the left either)
>>29658326
dem dank donks
>>29653257>>29653527>>29657181
M-maybe those are magic arrows
>>29658437
Using that logic, and I'm not sure if this idea even works, I would throw my support to someone that DIDN'T try to rescind the offer of the amendment.
"Shall not be infringed" and all that.
Why? Because that motherfucker would have ALL the backup he needed, federal and civilian, by virtue of having that stance.
>>29658437
>I mean how many times has it been pointed out that legislative buildings are gun-free zones even in super red areas? but no one does anything until they can make a democrat look stupid.
It's legal to carry in the Minnesota State Capital.
The "Compromise" was that you've got to send the sergeant of the guard notification, and he keeps it on file for 5 years.
>>29653257
This all could have been avoided if they flew MI-24s.
>>29657697
Thanks for that
>>29655667
>My rocks fly faster!
Top kek
>>29655992
M92f
>>29656554
old but gold
>>29658400
what the fug is this
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29658976
Doctor Seuss?
>>29659187
Dr. Willis
>>29653551
>>29658292
>Terrorists? In my city?
>>29659259
das old mane.
you're alright.
>>29655161
but juden means jew
i try not to think about it my jew?
>>29658292
when you smell kebab
>>29657649
Undiagnosed cancer
>>29657083
on my position
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29658326
Fucking furfaggots
>>29659799
You must be new to /k/.
>>29659799
>>29659381
like when whites say my nigga i guess
that or some fag misunderstood german
>>29658292
> is that a famas ?
Holy shit i just put my dog down 2 hours ago and i see this thread
He seemed fine 3 days ago and then he started having seizures the other day due to an enlarged heart and his heart started failing today. Shit is hard.
>>29659896
I know that pain.
Battle Cat died earlier today. Stomach cancer. Didnt know there was a problem until he coughed up blood. I want to think he had a good 3 weeks.
https://twitter.com/dkimball12/status/694910795348455424
put the sound on
>>29657232
This story is obviously fabricated, but I don't see how ruining this poor man's life is so hilarious. Only a sociopath would find this amusing.
>>29657359
GerberBrandGerber.gif
>>29659940
got me a good 12 years out of this model.
18 months with jaw cancer didn't stop him
1 year of spinal lessions, he didn't care
then one day he wasn't interested in food
the next, he pissed blood and didn't want to sleep with us in bedroom
Will always miss you, Chester - the 110 pound runt of the litter.
>>29657697
Fucking glorious!! This is the feel good story of the decade. Thank you for sharing that, anon!
>>29655454
holy shit that is great
>>29652680
>>29659896
>>29659940
>>29660205
What the fuck guys.
I just had to put down my poor old 16 year old American Bulldog. She was a great dog.
>>29659852
we hate furfags, the mods are just lazy fucks.
>>29657359
>>29657387
>>29657427
Sorry. I couldnt find where it was saved (or if it even saved) and fell asleep
>>29658203
The basic training period of conscription and the shooting range days.
>"If you have a malfunction or you, for some other reason, have ammo left after the live-fire phase, raise your leg" t. sergeant
>"Live-fire phase of shooting commences! Protect your hearing!"
>shooting commences
>end of live-fire phase
>"CEASE FIRE!" t. sergeant
>"ANY MALFUNCTIONS? ANYONE WITH ROUNDS LEFT UNFIRED?"
>Few legs are raised
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIME?"
>"Sir sergeant, recruit Cone, the cartridge jammed" t. recruit Cone
>recruit Cone's rifle is unjammed and unloaded
>"Show me how you loaded" t. Sergeant
>recruit Cone pulls the charging handle back and gently escorts it back
>"YOU IDIOT! THIS IS WHY IT JAMMED! THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS LET THE SLIDE FREELY SLAM!"
This was a common mistake the recruits did at live-fire exercises. RKs jammed/misfired if you didn't let the slide slam freely.
>>29657083
on my position
>>29652680
>>29660732
>>29660686
I feel like you're trying to communicate.
>>29652680
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29654101
Ehh, the one about the pig is better.
>>29653594
> long as fuck tumblr filename
Eat shit and die, faggot
>>29654243
>reddit actually fell for this
>>29653699
because its slavshit so who cares
>>29655161
>Heil Hitler btw
every time
>>29658315
hahahahah that picture is hilarious
rainbow six is awesome
>>29660732
>>29655855
Posted right after 9/11.
>>29655855
Oldie but a goody since we are asdressing the past.
>>29662078
>>29658283
Yall probably thinking the missile's fucked up, but the whole spinning stuff is acully intentional. It has one nozzle on the side for the rocket exhaust gasses, its spinning so the angled thrust actually adds up to straight forward thrust after one rotation, and it steers by regulating the thrust when its pointed (i.e. rotated) in the right direction. Its a lot easier mechanically because instead of having "up, dn, left, right" thrusters that need to be steered and whatnot you just gotta figure out "standard" and "more thrust" to be applied at the right moment.
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
OC from other /k/humor thread
>>29657083
On my position!
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29660686
this sounds alot like the swiss army
>>29662142
nobody thinks that.
It's a shitty video of sand niggers shooting at deserted tanks with a funny file name.
>>29654086
>
Remember the original thread, good for anon.
>>29662900
I'm assuming they're testing the catapult system?
That's the kind of stupid shit I'd do all day if I had a carrier desu, aside from flying planes at my own fucking leisure.
>>29652680
>>29655444
I find this humorous
>>29653257
Fucking weeaboos
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29662985
I really want to try this but don't know what to use as a background
>>29658525
They actually are magical arrows. Doesn't mean it isn't bullshit.
>>29658331
Amazing!
>>29663041
Mosin Accessories are hardly inexpensive.
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29657083
ON MY POSTION
>>29657083
On my postition
>>29653471
>savagery
>>29652680
does anyone have the let it go cover?
>>29662900
>>29662914
That looks fucking fun.
>>29662985
Eh this is too hard. I have no idea what to even use as a beat.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVpF2i5Z2R
>>29657083
Neato a new one, also ON MY POSTION.
>>29663481
Thank you Kpz 70
>>29660663
Riiiight.
>>29663481
Fuck you Kpz 70
regards slavic man, here RPG
>>29663481
Fuck fou Kpz 70!
It's THE RAPE time.
>tfw when I'm a slav-mongol rape child
>>29663481
Thank you Kpz 70
>>29657083
ON MY POSITION
>>29658552
gun-friendly legislative building in one of the bluest states in the nation, but then it is a big hunting state
hmm
>>29659852
>chocolate bunny in camo'd power armor using a revolver (two of them?)
we should have a rule 34 type thing for arms and armaments and militaria, they make strange bedfellows almost as well as porn
>>29653594
>>29653699
>>29654039
Yeah thats a real neato idea they got going there, liking the juxtaposition of the engine of war and the creation of new habitat and life etc real good vibe.
But did they not stop to think.... The ocean is literally Brimming with FUCKING OCTOPUSES
That's right lads, they're fucking everywhere down there and they're smart. Like real fucking scary smart there was this one octopus who predicted football results. Motherfucker doesn't even have feet OR balls!
Here's some Octopunk figuring out how to get out of a jar, how long do you think it'd take him to work out to work a camera and a gun? Start making hostage execution videos with it just as soon as he gets up on dry land. That's how fucking smart these little shits are.
What do you think some certified genius octo-cunt is gonna do when he gets his hands on a GODDAMN MBT?
That's it it's fucking over already you've doomed us all you goddamn hippies I'm giving my daughter's the cyanide pill now I'm not waiting around to find out just how war-horny some MBT driving octonazi is once he gets up onto dry land fuck me sideways
>>29663907
>fucking rusting MBT's and oil war ships and planes sealed with seawater and manned by thousands of octupi invade inland and establish a beachhead where they enslave the local population to make aquaducts and free flowing water pipes everywhere as well as 3 inches of standing water in all locations.
>The time of the octo-men cometh
After that they begin raping and breeding out mankind until we have this
>>29660875
>verbally shitposting on base
truly it is in their blood and bones
Anyone got the seasons greetings from fergusson one?
>>29654243
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH AND ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhirrCKxuSE
>>29659852
Nah, furries belong in OPChan
>>29658212
Skulls for the skull throne!
>>29657083
ON MY DAMNED POSITION
