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Will our uniforms ever look better than this?
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Will our uniforms ever look better than this?
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>>29629610
yes
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>>29629610

What uniform? I just see some beaner's head floating there
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>>29629610
Yes
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>>29629647
I can't wait for that day.
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>>29629647
Please tell me that's not real.
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>>29629647

The most fabulous marching band uniform in the world
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>>29629647
This may be the gayest thing I've ever seen. And I go on /hm/ from time to time.
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>>29629698
ehehehehhehehehehehehheheh
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>>29629713
ehehehehehheheh
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>>29629647
You know that wouldn't look half as retarded without the hat and those enormous cuffs
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>>29629610
OCP is good. I keep mistaking it for BDUs and getting flash backs of Pre-911 army

>>29629647
....he makes that actually look kinda good...
>>29629713
>>29629721
Not so much here.
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>>29629610

multicam aint bad.
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>>29629647
>those fucking cuffs
Why? I mean, it's probably the hundredth time I've seen a picture of that design, but what the hell were the designers thinking with those cuffs?
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>>29629647

looks like something Sweden would adopt
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>>29629762
mfw i knoW that guy
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Multicams are my fav since I got them for free

Fuck paying $70 a set for OCP and that shitty zipper pocket
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>>29629647
Oh my fucking god

And americycks think their military isnt a joke
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>>29631271
>US Military.
>A Joke.

You are fucking joking right?
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>>29631356
You took the bait.
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>>29629986
>not getting issued OCP
>thinking the zipper is shit.

Zipper is fucking awesome
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>>29631356
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>>29629765
>>29629647
>>29629727
>people talking shit on the cuffs

You're retards, they're for drummers and to make their hands more obvious. Look at this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qEhnrR0KhA

Not sure if the uniform inthe pic itself is real though, it looks retarded for other elements in it.
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>>29629610
needs to go back to olive drab
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>>29629610
Yes
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>>29631438
Marine here, I don't even know how this is possible. I can only assume that wook is a green side Navy corpsman, as they get to wear our cammies.
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>>29631438
I like how these never have rank shown. If this blob exists shed get non-rec'd and be a permanent Pvt or PFC until they processed her out over the course of 6-12 months.
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>>29629647
We galactic empire soon
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>>29631438
i'll take what is a reservist? For 500 alex.
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Will the navys uniform ever not be retarded? Seriously we're on a boat in the middle of the goddamn ocean what is the point of the blue camo, we're not trying to blend in with the water.
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>>29631475
>>29631486
>>29631518
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>>29631475
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>>29629647
>>29629713
>>29629721
JUST
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>>29631475

Logistical Sailors (Admin desk jockeys) can also wear Marine cammies as well.

They are also unanimously fucking fat. Not even chubby but FUCKING FAT AS FUCK HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU EVEN WEARING MY UNIFORM type of fat.
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>>29631570
That guy is built as fuck.

He could probably crush your windpipe with one hand you fucking europoor.
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>>29631570
>nasty girls
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>>29631475

I did 5 years on the line, then went to division as a liaison, you'd be surprised the number of fat fucks that hang out in upper echelon headquarters.
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>>29631542
I agree, an urban camo or something gray would work best for the navy to blend in with the ships

Or just black
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>>29631595
You have to wonder what a World War would look like in the modern age, what with all of the brass being gays and women.
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Are you guys oblivious to the best uniforms in history?
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>>29631570
He's bulking you faggots.
Also >>29631589 saw right through it. That guy is pure muscle under that fat.
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yes
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>>29631602
Honestly they'd still be the first to die, our modern C2 is so massive and cant be decentralized because of the control freaks our improvement in comms have made.
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>>29631589
>triggered
>>29631594
>>29631609
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>>29631652
He could probably run a faster mile than you, you worthless autistic NEET.
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Not just an american problem
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>>29631686
To be fair, this fat fucking shit is probably a conscript.

>>29631680
>triggered again
>>>/tumblr/
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>>29631438
I would fuck the hell out that bitch
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>>29631625
space marine aren't allowed to wear camo on spiritual liege pride day
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>>29631708
Does Sweden have mandatory military service? That looks like M90, but the picture is kind of shitty
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>>29629647
oh god, it's real
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>>29631761
Might be Norwegian, but like you said, that pic is shitty.
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>>29631580
is he on his way to sick call?
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>>29631746
Because you are enlisted/a minority

Subhumans don't have valid opinions
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>>29629713
>>29629721
>I went to West Point
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>>29631609
>>29631570
>bulking
>literally has a FUPA and fat rolls

That's not what bulking looks like, Anon. He looks obese and 35% bf.

Also he doesn't look like he could even pass a PFT.
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>>29631844
>only 35%
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>>29631680
>run a faster mile

First of all no he couldn't.

Second of all why only one mile? Did he have a heart attack before he could run the other two?
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>>29629647
>>29631771
It's a fucking band uniform, what do you guys expect?
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>>29631853

Men start to look like shit at comparatively "low" levels of bodyfat than women. Basically approaching 20% bf you already start to have love handles and shit.
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>>29631795
>Frog poster
>calling anyone subhuman

Kek
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>>29631860

Something with some actual dignity like the Marines ban duniform?
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>>29631889
they look like fucking canadians
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>>29631605
>Hugo Boss
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>>29631795
Bro do you see that ass? That shit would be like jello on my enlisted mixed cock
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>>29631868
Oh well looks like I'm around 17ish
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>>29631625
I found all three of them
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>>29631570
>>29631580
>>29631652
>>29631671
>>29631785
people come back from deployment where you burn a lot more energy daily, and are used to eating fuckloads of food
then when they get back and shit gets relaxed, they continue to eat the same amount and gain fuckloads of weight
this is not at all unheard of in any modern military that has ever deployed
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>>29631844
>Also he doesn't look like he could even pass a PFT.
He could eat a PFT.
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>>29631595
The fuck are those trousers doing unbloused?
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>>29631595

Why do they even issue uniforms in these sizes?
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>>29631889
>band uniforms
>dignity
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>>29631907

Nah not really, Canada has a deeper red.
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>>29631972
Equality. The military is your ordinary workplace.
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>>29631652
Americans are supposed to be fat skinny euroman thats how we win
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>>29631271
Its a marching band uniform Ahmed, sorry you don't have any of those in your third world country.
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>>29632017
Tactics learned from Sherman. If you either eat or destroy all of an enemy's food, they soon cannot fight.
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>>29631936

Yeah but those people are fat while they're deployed.
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>>29632198
I GAINED weight during my first deployment
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>>29631936
Please don't try to protect those fat shits from scrutiny. They make the American Military look bad because they make the American Military bad and they should feel bad for it. I feel bad for myself and everyone that has to see these fat shits. Thank God they're all POGs. But holy hell just look at them man, it's just not right. Equal rights aren't fair.
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>>29632256
I agree, but them being POGs doesn't make it OK, the bullshit quartermaster/cook/fueler E7 still has the same rank and pay as the line E7.
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>>29631605

No, you are oblivious to the best uniforms in history, pic related.
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>>29632312
I unironically like these a lot
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>>29632312
i disagree. we should continue clothing our soldiers in camo-colored potato sacks.

go america.
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>>29632312
>>29632322

thats pretty fucking pimp
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>>29631930
Please circle in bright color
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The Roman amy had the right idea. Full battle rattle plus style.
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>>29632294
>no trigger discipline
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>>29632384
>Expecting TD from a ham potato.
>Current year
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>>29629610
They do.
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>>29632322
>>29632346

You guys might like this one, too.
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>>29631438
HIGH TEST BRIGADE
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>>29632312
Wtf are they doing? It looks like they washing their hair after a long day at work or some shit.
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>>29632312
>another great khanate conquest of majority of eurasia is literally only a question of time
finland and mongolia reunification soon
p-praise tengri
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>>29631570
>tfw you missed the Iraq war gravy train
Must have been nice to go in when they gave you a fat enlistment bonus and waivers up the ass if you could fog a mirror.
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>>29631542
I like that uniform.
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>>29632007
you would know syrupfag
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I think World war 2 era uniforms had the perfect blend of style and practicality, that goes for all nations
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>>29631457
Because that camouflages so well in the desert.
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>>29631686
It's a big problem in China. They even had to reduce physical standards to maintain universal conscription and 2,000,000+ troops in the PLA. A lot of PLA troops don't fit in confined vehicles, like tanks, SPAs, and APCs.
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>>29632546
I actually like it too but it is pretty pointless
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Someone post the obligatory spanish foreign legion pls.

I'm looking at porn otherwise I would
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>>29632851
>I'm looking at porn otherwise I would

More like you need more porn fuel, faggot.
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>>29631542
They're going for that 1864 aesthetic.
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>>29631652
If I remember correctly that guy had PTSD and he couldn't stop eating.
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>>29631889
To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.
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>>29631542
>navy uniforms
>retarded
At least these uniforms aren't worn by those sent into combat.
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>>29631868
>tfw used to be that guy on the left
>hit 28 and started getting closer to the middle

god fucking dammit, i need to do more cardio. or tren
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What is the worst uniform ever and why is it the French uniform in the Great War?
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>>29632791
That's simplifying the issue. Most of the PLA equipment is legacy gear from the 50's made for people that were 5foot tall. The average chinaman has grown quite a bit since then.
Also they gave mandatory military style boot camps all the way until university but for some reason their fitness standards are still shit (relatively)
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>>29631542

You're the navy, you'll be the first to make up the space forces of America.

That blue is to blend in with the skies and eventually the stars. Chair-Force will provide the launches, but you'll be the actual fleet.

This is just them planning it all in advance.
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>>29632698
This. My favorite is probably the Marine HBTs.
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>>29632877

Dixieboo reporting in.

Nobody has anything on them Union boy's frock coats.
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>>29632956
what are you smoking pal those look nice
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>>29632966
>tfw born to early to enlist in the US space armada
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>>29632248
>I GAINED weight during my first deployment
FOBBIT detected
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>>29632475
>never been in a drill formation confirmed

their suffering, what you see is people suffering because they have been standing at attention and drilling all day in those horribly uncomfortable uniforms.
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>>29629647
Tone down the cuffs, give the pants a belt + pockets and a side arm.

Add lapels to the shoulders.

Change the yellow to a nice green or gray.
Change pants to riding pants.

Done, /fa/ as fuck marching uniform otherwise.
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>>29631438
>yank

there it is
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>>29633264
Tfw you will never bombard some shithole from orbit while eating 0 grav m&ms
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>>29633412
I thought they were at some weird mongolian attention... I suppose Ill find out in July since i ship then
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Blue uniform is quite awesome if pulled right
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Best uniforms:
Enlisted: USMC dress blues
Commissioned: USN Dress blues

Worst: USN blue digital camos, and cracker jacks.
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>>29633738
>tfw you will never see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Or watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
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>>29629706
> sword isn't even cutting the clothing

Folded 1000 times confirmed
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>>29634177
Feels bad man
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>>29629913
What guy?
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maybe a few thousand years.
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>>29635474

>PMAG
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>>29632312
I agree, finland does have the best uniforms.
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>>29632965
Their calories are increased, so that helps with the whole "short" thing, but their nutrition is still pretty shit, They expect up to 15% of recruits to break their arms trying to throw a grenade in training.

Most years that's a conservative estimate.
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>>29629610
literally the worst they have ever looked. woodland was king.
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>>29635474
>TFW you'll never HALO jump from the ionosphere.
>TFW you'll never have utter badass hologram datacards
>TFW you'll never preform LowOrbit boarding actions with Magnetic propulsion weapon systems.
>TFW you'll never have spoopyskellington helmets
Why even live?
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>>29635474
>few thousand
>AR style rifles, pmags
3,000 years ago we were using bronze swords. We won't be using ARs in 3,000 years
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>>29635546
implying your squad wouldn't change your helmet holo to be you blowing dick, with anime eyes
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>>29631460
christ on a fucking stick, that hat makes me lose respect for his army. i hope our men don't wear their hats like that.
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>>29635508
>They expect up to 15% of recruits to break their arms trying to throw a grenade in training.
I wouldn't expect 15% of high school girls in the US to do that. How the fuck?
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>>29635795
>Implying I wouldn't go into combat with that any god damn way.
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>>29633772
>>29633412
>>29632475

They're taking their fucking helmets off. Retards
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>>29635632
we are in technological plateau

don' expect anything sci fi in another thousand years
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>>29631761
Most likely Home Guard in the 90's. They were more of a militia than the US national guard. They had the same role but no heavy equipment, no heavy weapons, no artillery attached to them. And the heaviest anti-armor weapon is the CG. Now there are less fat bodies because the government is pushing the Home Guard (is now called the National Protection Forces or some shit) to be more of a light Infantry force. The fitness standard is the same, but alot of old the soldiers that have four or five deployments choose to take a contract with the Home Guard for a part time gig. Still it's not going to be much if the Russians land a motorrifle brigade on Gotland.
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>>29635990
with regards to uniforms? that's not true. We are just starting to see what nano fiber materials can do. we will have comfortable breathable water/fire proof uniforms that are invisible to IR and rated to stop shrapnel and small caliber pistol rounds in the next 50 years. We already basically have active camo blankets at DARPA.
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>>29635632
But those swords had handles.
ARs have handles.
Some shit stays the same.
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>>29636114
don't worry if russia crosses the line the US will shwack them before anything gets too crazy. We just started sending more armored units to Europe recently.
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>>29631542
Hides stains
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>>29629610
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>>29636183
i wish we could have armor like that, that wasnt pants on head retarded and heavy and cumbersome. looking cool is great but being able to bend over and pick up something is really important.
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>>29636183
Resembles dildo
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>>29636183
Fuck. Imagine crawling into all those straps and shit with a DS screaming down your throat. Or worse. In the dark when Alert gets called at 0-dark thirty and you're actually under fire. That's an accidental hanging or ND caught on a strap someplace waiting to happen.
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>>29636183
Have fun heatcasing faggots.
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>>29636116
The only thing thats going to change is our internet will go from 100meg to 1 gig in the next 50 years mate, you are to optimistic
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>>29629647
For my own sake I pray to the Almighty that it doesn't look like that

>My Prefered Uniform though
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>>29636300
you are denying shit that is already here. we are going to have people walking on mars,elective prostetic surgerys, quantum computing, true VR and the iraq war 3: this time its serious within the next 20 years
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>>29629610
They already have.
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>>29631652
Why is that allowed in the US army? Back in my day when army was mandatory in my country if you were a 17-18 y/o fat fuck the sergeant would order you to run for hours every day, in about three months you'd have pounds of excess skin hanging from your body.
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>>29632966
>what is the Air Force
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>tfw
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>>29636393
Best branch in the military.

Heard they're getting multicam but in tiger stripe
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>>29636390
National guard, they're not exactly held to a high standard, but yes it's really embarrassing
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>>29636443
God damnit.

Those fuckers.
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>>29636443
Chairforce reporting, that's not going to happen.

Mostly because All Terrain Tiger was the prototype ABU before they switched the color way and pattern to retard pseudo army colors.

If anything we'll be getting OCP CF in larger amounts as the Army no longer issues it.
That will lead to a nice little surplus for awhile that can be drawn from by deployed airmen.
But as far as your average maintainer or desk jockey goes, we'll still be in cuck camo for the foreseeable future.
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>>29631860
Dignity
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>>29636564
>>29631991
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>>29632999
yeah wear bright blue and red uniforms when every other nation has switched to khaki or brown and the invention of smokeless powder and the discontinuation of line infantry tactics has completely made the need for colourful uniforms pointless.
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>>29631542
I think they're the most aesthetic in the armed forces. Sexy black leather boots, dope ass camo. The ABUs I wear aren't anywhere near as aesthetically pleasing
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>>29634177
That's a blade runner reference!
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>>29635508
>15% of recruits to break their arms trying to throw a grenade
WTF, seriously?
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>>29636685
You got me
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>>29636646
ABUs arent bad. Besides, it's what we'll be wearing thousands of years into the future.

http://redthehaze.blogspot.com/2011/06/latest-doctor-who-episode-features.html
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>>29631542
This is a serious mistake, why would you want people at risk of drowning blending in with the water?

>>29632966
>implying we'll ever get back to space travel

NASA is more concerned with making their administration more diverse than actually getting anything worthwhile done.

We don't have any plans to colonize the moon, but did you hear a black guy runs NASA now?! And a woman is second in charge woooo go 2016!!!
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>>29636985
>than actually getting anything worthwhile done.

Is this a joke?
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>>29631542
"John fell overboard"
"Fuck we gonna do its not like we'll ever find him"
>new alien abduction incident logged
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>>29631542
proof that /k/ doesn't research anything.
>>29636167
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>>29637007
Notices anything?

Sending humans to another celestial body for the first time was unprecedented, shooting rickety drones out using already existing equations is not worth mention. All they've accomplished recently is cool pictures.
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i really like brit ww2 uniforms desu senpai
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Why is this still the USN enlisted uniform?
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>>29637036
But a black woman did all the work getting us to the moon.
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If you fall for >>29635508
You are worse than the people who think 50centers exist on 4chan
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>>29629721
>>29629713
>>29629647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-UET0H7K9c
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>>29635632
You apparently dont know US military
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>>29631460
>ChiCom.jpg
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>>29631595
>unbloused trousers
>crooked unit patch
>visible pens

>MFW the army turned me into an autism
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>>29631356
>Spend trillions of dollars building the most expensive force in the world

>lose every single conflict


kek
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>>29637648
They haven't lost a war since 1812

>inb4 muh vietnam

The US won Vietnam by a landslide, NVA and VC were crushed
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i like ACU a lot
it's so different from everything else
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>>29637686
>won Vietnam by a landslide
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>>29637416
Not more autistcic then this one do
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>>29637686
>The US won Vietnam by a landslide

Oh don't forget how hard we won the Iraq war and solved terrorism forever right before Bush left office.
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>>29629610
Step aside !
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>>29637714
But you DID win the Iraq war. It was under OCCUPATION

That means you won.
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>>29637719
>when your shoes wear hats

based
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I like russian uniforms.
They just look so comfy.
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>>29637765
Do you happen to know the name of that pattern? It would be god tier for my area innawoods.
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>>29637787
Digital Flora i guess?
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I don't know why but Gorka really does it for me.
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>>29637724

nigga real life ain't civilization 5
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JUST
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>>29637794
How bout you tell me what Civ5 is modeled after? Oh yeah real life imagine that. Check m80
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All German memes aside I like their flecktarn.
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Why do the jackets on US Army uniforms tend to look like they billow out really bad.
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what does /k/ think about this being the replacement for the UCP?
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>>29637791
yeah Gorka is based
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>>29637087
Because bitches get wet for it.
Source: innaNavy
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>>29637686
>American Revolution - The US gets bailed out by the French
> War of 1812 - The Canucks kick your asses until they need to go home for the Maple harvest
> US Civil War - The US manages to defeat itself after a 4 year bloodbath
> 1st World War - The US shows up when the war is already over, proceeds to take credt for the whole thing
> 2nd World War - The US stays out of it until it gets dragged kicking and screaming into the war. Proceeds to support the Soviet conquest of Eastern Europe, and Mao's conquest of China.
> Korean War - The US gets curbstomped by gooks, manages to eek out a stalemate with the help of the UN.
> Vietnam - The US gets curbstomped by gooks yet again, whimpers back home and make lots of movies about it.
> 1st Gulf War - Kicks ass for a while, but doesn't finish the war. Encourages Shiites and Kurds to rebel, but don't assist them in any way. Saddam massacres them.
> Afghanistan - The US runs up and down mountains for a while, eventually surrenders.
> 2nd Gulf War - The US manages to turn the region into an even greater shithole, leading to terrorism all over the world. Eventually elects a Kenyan for President and surrenders.
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>>29637806
So after we gg, pulled troops, and then went back in for another round it was just to replay the campaign for a higher score? I can buy that...
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>>29637802
Amerimanlets
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>>29637909

>Eventually elects a Kenyan for President and surrenders.

Ho god that whole post made me die of laughter.
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>>29629610
creepin in the rain, comin for dat ass
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>>29632381
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>>29637814
Pretty good. It's well fitted, nice shape, the camo is camo, and it has adequate pockets.
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>>29637814
i fucking love it, i see it around base all the time
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>>29629647
HIS FACE
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>>29638580
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>>29629768
>b-but sweden amiright guys?
cute
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>>29629610
Sure. Once you've hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up.
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>>29632956
>WWI
>breastplate
why?
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>>29632371
Operator as fuck
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>>29631605
Well there is a reason Hugo Boss sells suits 700 dorra +
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>>29636435
Is that a pole second to the right?
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>>29638969
Those are all estionian Uniforms.
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>>29638774
Ironically, cavalry armor was abandoned since before napoleon in some armies, but the french had major success with it in the napoleonic wars, so they stuck with them until longer after they were obsolete.
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>>29631915
>>29638925
Boss did not design the uniforms. When will this meme die.
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>>29637909

Canada wasn't a thing yet and the force that was fought would later be annihilated 2 years later at the battle of New Orleans.

Oh and the occupying force had its shit stomped by a tornado during their short occupation.
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>>29636435
>Generic 20th century european style uniform
why bother posting it fampai
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>>29629610
>our uniforms
who?
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>>29637909
Revolutionary War- US Victory
Cherokee American wars- US Victory
Northwest Indian War- US Victory
Quasi War- US Victory
First Barbary War- US Victory
Tecumseh's War- US Victory
War of 1812- Stalemate
Creek War- US Victory
Second Barbary War- US Victory
First Seminole War- US Victory
Texas Indian wars- US Victory
Arikara War- US Victory
Winnebago War- US Victory
>yfw we kicked ass so hard we named an rv after it
Black Hawk War- US Victory
Second Seminole War- US Victory
Mexican American War- US Victory
Cayuse War- US Victory
Apache Wars- US Victory
Puget Sound War- US Victory
Rogue River Wars- US Victory
Third Seminole War- US Victory
Yakima War- US Victory
Filibuster War- US Victory
Second Opium War- US Victory
Utah War- Resolution
>fucking mormons
Navajo Wars- US Victory
First Cortina War- US Victory
Second Cortina War- US Victory
Paiute War- US Victory
Reform War- US Victory
Civil War- US Victory
Yavapai Wars- US Victory
Dakota War of 1862- US Victory
Colorado War- US Victory
Shimonoseki War- US Victory
Snake War- US Victory
Powder River War- Inconclusive
Red Cloud's War- Defeat
Modoc War- US Victory
Red River War- US Victory
Las Cuevas War- US Victory
Great Sioux War of 1876- US Victory
Buffalo Hunters' War- US Victory
Nez Perce War- US Victory
San Elizario Salt War- US Victory
Bannock War- US Victory
Cheyenne War- US Victory
Sheepeater Indian War- US Victory
Victorio's War- US Victory
White River War- US Victory
Yaqui Wars- US Victory
Spanish American War- US Victory
Philippine American War- US Victory
Border War- US Victory
Bluff War- US Victory
World War I- US Victory
Russian Civil War- Defeat
Posey War- US Victory
World War II- US Victory
Korean War- US Victory is inevitable
Dominican Civil War- US Victory
1/2
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>>29640525
Vietnam War- Stalemate
>yfw we would have won if not for media crybabies
Invasion of Grenada- US Victory
Tanker War- US Victory
Invasion of Panama- US Victory
Cold War- US Victory
Gulf War- US Victory
Somali Civil War- US Victory
>fucking skinnies
Bosnian War- US Victory
Kosovo War- US Victory
2/2
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>>29640525
Where do you think you are going with this?
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>>29631930
yes but how long did that take you
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>>29640525
>>29640534
stop already
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>>29637802
America is the dog ?
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>>29637787
>>29637788
I think it's called Partizan.
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>>29640803
Disregard.
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>>29637802
>nigger is smaller, faster and will steal the moving bullets before he is shot
>nigger has snow dog that feasts on the flesh of his enemies
>durr hurr look at me and my shit camo and swedcuck rifle

kek I bet that nigger fucks his wife
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>>29635474
>eotech
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>>29640817
>I bet that nigger fucks [the Swede's] wife

Sure, but in all fairness, the Swede and Mrs. Swede asked him nicely.
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>>29637416
>visible pens
Nigga U wat? That's only a thing at important formations. I've never seen anyone give a single fuck about pens being in the purpose built pen pocket otherwise. I've seen the opposite, where people got bitched at for not having a pen.
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>>29637690
and real ugly too!
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>>29637765
It's part of the "flora" line or russian camo's. This one is the most recent one I think, with the others being from the 80's??? Most people call it Digital Flora, or DigiFlora.
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>>29637696
>Killing so many of the enemy that they have to literally hide underground and wait for you to leave
>Storming into a country that no longer has defenses or an enemy willing to fight you
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>>29632312
Can anyone here draw?
Id love to see an anime girl wearing this.
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>>29635546
We were born too early m8
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>>29631930
Prove it.
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>>29637802
Hahahaha manlet american
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>>29637765
Wish we could get them

Slovak army has digital camo, which is quite unpleasing for my eye
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>>29642182
How the fuck is digiflora not a digital camo, László.
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>>29629610
yes
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>>29637765

Jesus that confuses my fucking eyeballs
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>>29631455
It was for High School band players doing th US Army All-American game which is a big College Football event.

Basically it's just a massive branding excuse by the army.

>>29632956
Fuck you, Horizon Blue + Adrian Helmets are aesthetic as fuck. Krauts had the worst WWI uniforms.
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>>29637714
>anthrax, small pox, and b plague aren't WMDs
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>>29632966
>the blue is to blend in with the skies and eventually the stars.
The navy blue would only help blend in with the sky at night and space is predominantly green. Nice try though.
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>>29631542
You guys look like you're fucking Coast Guard Special Operations. but it's not all that bad though.
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>>29643584
>Steven Universe
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