You know what to do, more /k/ and less /x/ if you please. Here's something to start.
i love stuff like that. its a shame its not as popular as it once was.
there is absolutely nothing to worry about in the woods
>>29623197
Bumpin a little because I like these threads
>>29623772
I wish I had the courage to do stuff like this. Just decide to go exploring and set up camp and spend the night.
Even with a rifle I'd be way too much of a pussy.
OC from when I was younger
I saw an Anza Borrego ghost light a few months ago. It's not the spookiest of stories, but it's true.
>Hiking with friends to the Goat Canyon Trestle.
>The hike itself follows hundred year old railroad tracks down a gorge, leading from the mountains at the top to the desert floor below over about 20 miles
>Lots of abandoned train cars, cool tunnels, and sketchy railroad trestles to cross.
>The hike is technically trespassing because some company claims that it's going to get the railroad running again.
>Nobody gives a fuck because several companies have tried and all have failed thanks to inhospitable geology and weather.
>It's usually a pretty popular hike, but we went on a weekday so we were the only ones out there
>First few miles are spent enjoying the scenery and getting enough courage to cross janky old trestles
>Fuck around in some old double decker train cars covered in surprisingly good graffiti
>Gtfo the train cars because the dust in there is pure nose fuckery
>Continue on, see no other people.
>Go through a few railroad tunnels
>They're supported by huge redwood beams which make the tunnels smell comfy as fuck
>Have a pleasant walk through them by the light of a single good flashlight and two shitty ones.
>Get to the longest tunnel on the line, research says about 1/2 mile or so.
>It has big rusty gates at the entrance and a bunch of old railroad junk around, very horror-movie looking in the right light.
>It was noon, so spoop factor was low.
>Tunnel curves so you can't see the other end for the first bit.
>Walking along when we see a light appear down towards the other end of the tunnel, much like someone turning a flashlight on for a second, then off again
>Figure it's another group of hikers, flash the bright light at them
>No response, think whatever and keep walking.
>Light flashes again.
>We're getting closer to the end of the tunnel
>There's light shining in at the end, but the flash came from a dark area
>cont'd
>>29624202
>Don’t see any people silhouetted against the light at the end of the tunnel
>May have just been nerves, but we felt like we were being watched
>Start hallucinating voices almost at the edge of hearing, also likely nerves
>Light flashes randomly one more time then stops
>Pretty spooped, but we’re relatively skeptical folks and continued all the way to the end of the tunnel
>Not a soul in sight. The trail is bordered by a very steep cliff to the right and Carrizo Gorge to the left
>Trail is visible for a long way ahead, it’s extremely unlikely that there were other hikers that ran off
>Try to explain the light as reflection and cannot find anything reflective anywhere
>Remember stories of the Borrego Ghost Lights
>A train conductor in 1977 saw a similar light flash on the tracks at night and ended up derailing a train.
>People have followed the lights into caves where they have seriously injured themselves.
>Get moderately spooked and continue on
>No more lights, just a feeling of unease
>Forget all that shit when we cross the 200ft tall Goat Canyon Trestle and about crap ourselves
>See nobody else on the trip aside from a group of Boy Scouts starting to hike in to camp on our way out.
>Guess we believe in ghosts now.
If you’re ever in San Diego county and want a sweet and pretty easy hike with confirmed spoop factor, check out the Goat Canyon trestle. Aside from having cool scenery and weird lights, you get to see a lot of cool engineering, neat abandoned train cars, loads of history, and the tallest curved wooden railroad trestle in the world (some sources claim is the tallest surviving wooden railroad trestle overall). Pic related is the big trestle itself.
my all-time favorite, it still makes my dick quiver
So scary it will make you question the way you live your life.
>>29624202
>>29624219
Thanks dude, im in South OC this place would be awesome to visit
>>29624425
Word of advice, most "legit" places will tell you to do the legal route and hike up from Ocotillo. In my experience it's worth doing the "trespassing" route because the legal route is fairly dangerous in my experience. It's a large elevation gain over very rough (and loose) terrain with no actual trail. Park under the freeway in Jacumba and hike along the tracks to save yourself the heat stroke. The trespassing rules haven't been enforced in years.
Watch out for the Lady in White, the 8-foot Skeleton, and the Borrego Sandman while you're out there too.
>>29624524
Thanks again for the tips. Hopefully with my gun i think i will feel safe lol. If i see any of that supernatural shit then atleast i know something exists after this life of ours.
>>29624305
Turned around in my chair to make sure I was alone in the room.
Spooped/10
Really more /x/ spooky story than /k/, but fuck that.
If you don't know what sleep paralysis is, it's essentially your brain waking up but your body staying asleep. It is often accompanied by hallucinations, but at the point this creature manifested itself the first time, I was already familiar with sleep paralysis, having experienced it a few times prior. This was something different.
>Come home from work in the afternoon, tired as fuck
>Decide to take a nap
>Wake up after a while, sleep paralysis/5
>Not freaking out, I'm cool with this shit.
>Slowly, everything fades to white or black, not sure anymore (probably blinked irl), after about 3 seconds the view of my room fades back into view (sleeping on my side, facing the room)
>Suddenly, an inexplainable feeling of dread
Embed related, fills my ears at this point
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>Like fear fills every fiber of your being
>Want to get out, can't move.
>Then I notice it. Sitting on the couch
>A dark, shadowy figure of a human. Think dark ones from Metro but more human
>Can't see it's face, like it's not there. In it's place is a mess of static, like a mixture of a QR code, TV static and Missingno from early pokemon games
>It's facing the other way. All I want is to wake up.
>Everything fades to white for a few seconds again
>Still there, not facing me
>Fades to white/blink
>HOLYSHITITSLOOKINGRIGHTATME!
>Genuinely start to panic
>Blink
>It's standing now. Looks kinda like a person with a blacker than black suit with this ethereal haze rising from it
>Blink.
>Still standing
>Blink.
>It's face is suddenly in front of me. It cocked it's head almost inquisitively.
>In slow-mo I see it lifting it's hand and reaching for my face
>Just when it's about to touch my face, I wake up.
So far all this would sound like your typical sleep paralysis, and I thought as much at the time.
>cont.
I've got myself a story.
It's long as fuck, and I'm too lazy to ctrl+v, so here we go.
>Be me, several years back
>Be studying business at public college, hating life
>Depressed, nofriends at a party school, failing some classes
>nojob, nogunz except an izhevsk nugget
>lose last close relative to an eighteen wheeler
>Decide I've had about enough
>Grab nugget, couple boxes of tulammo, winter clothes, camping supplies, three days food
>Plan on literally wandering off into the St. Joe nationl forest to die.
>Pic related, stolen from the internet because I didn't take a camera with me. Didn't want to waste a camera.
>Mid December, so snowy af
>Stop at walmart, buy another box of tula and a few packs of Newports
>See poster hung up near the pisser in the wally world
>QT 3.14 recently gone missing
>Stare at picture for awhile
>Think lonely thoughts
>Face burned into memory
>Piss, leave wally world, still thinking about QT and how i'll never have had one of my own
>Drive out to Idaho
>Arrive at destination, step out of the car into the cold
>Still remember the feeling it gave me, the crunch of the snow underneath my cheap, shitty boots
>Unpack my shit, ditch the car, leave it unlocked for once
>Start walking.
>Light me up a cigarette.
>Lose sight of the car
>>29625293
https://youtu.be/pPk9HpXZLj8
Fucked up the embed. I have no idea how anyone could feel that shit relaxing.
anyway, 2/2
>The creature manifests itself a few times, just sitting there looking at me. The pink noise is still there, as is the feel of dread
>Couple times I didn't even see it, but felt it's presence, dread and noise.
>I told a friend about the creature, she and I joked about it being just a responsible monster creature doing his monster job and going back to his monster family after tormenting me
>Felt better talking lightheartedly about the matter
>The next time it appeared, I was facing the wall, so I didn't see it.
>The dread was there, the presence, and the noise, only more intensive than earlier
>I felt it was right behind me
>I felt it hit me. More like a stab, though. It was like my nervous system was on fire while somebody poured ice water inside my spine. Just about the most intense pain I've ever felt
>It stops. I draw breath, and it stabs it's fingers on my back.
<somehow knew that it was pushing it's fingers in my spine, idk
>Again, again and again
>All I can think about is "please let me wake up please let me wake up"
>And again, spine frozen, nerves on fire
>Fuck this
>From somewhere I find the willpower to wrench myself up from the bed
>My movement feels really mechanical and weird, like I'm just a passenger, everything is hazy and out of focus
>Somehow find the strength to stand up, my assailant actually takes a back step
>It cocks it's head again, as if impressed, and I can almost feel it grin even though I still can't see it's face
>It pulls it's right hand back, and thrusts it's fingers inside me again
>The pain hits again, only more intensive.
>I blacked out and woke from the floor next to my bed
The thing has appeared twice since (this happened in July 2015), and has resumed just sitting at a distance, grinning.
Curiously it has only appeared during daytime.
>>29625406
>Hike for hours, probably in circles
>Couple hours in, veer off the trail and just hike through the woods
>Really drinking in the beauty of it all
>Such a haunting and desolate place
>Start running low on cigarettes
>Start to get the feeling that I shouldn't be there, a twinge of fear
>Ignored it, I was out there to die anyhow.
>Begin to feel like i'm being followed, hear branches break behind me every so often
>Assume it's just snowfall weighing down branches until they drop
>Hell, that may've been it, but I doubt it.
>Run out of cigarettes shortly before sundown
>Say "fuckin' hell." in an audible, almost loud voice
>Almost felt guilty for breaking the silence, that sort of feeling you'd get if you said "fucking cunts" infront of your grandmother
>Set up an empty water bottle, fired some rounds at it from 50 yards with the mosin
>The echoes rang and rang
>Maximum EEEEEE because I didn't have the forethought to bring ear-pro on my suicide trip
>Pull out a single round, tuck it into my boot, for shooting myself later if I so chose.
>Took the backpack off to do the shooting, went to grab it and noticed movement in the trees, maybe a hundred yards away
>It was big whatever it was, real big.
>Always had shitty eyesight, that's why the navy wouldn't take me
>Figured it was just a blurry ass elk
>Was standing there, staring at it, wondering if there were elk in this part of the world or not
>Started to get a funny feeling
>Moving slowly, terribly slowly, went to chamber a round in the mosin
>Bolt got stuck for some reason, looked down to see what the problem was, looked up, it was gone.
>Itwasjustanelkanoncalmdown.jpeg
>Well, the worst it can do is kill me, right?
>That's why I'm here, right?
>right?
>Start making camp, quickly forget about it
>Getting a fire set up and finding wood is difficult as shit
>pain in the dick
>get frustrated
>have a hissy fit and throw a piece of wood at a tree
>>29625502
>Scream "FUCK YOU" at a tree
>Calm down
>Make camp all the way
>Mow down on MRE at about sundown
>Why does this shit taste like blood
>Because the air smells like blood. And copper. And decay.
>The fuck?
>I'vereadaboutthis.jpeg
>Relax, anon, it's nothing
>Hear a distorted "FUCK YOU" come from the trees
>leap to my feet, loaded mosin in hand
>spinning around and around, scanning the trees
>Hear branch break at my nine o'clock
>Train rifle on my nine o'clock
>Hold it still
>Fine dusting of snow starts to accumulate on the rifle
>After about an hour, relax
>Tuck self into sleeping bag
>No tent, because I fucking forgot one.
>Idiot.
>Fold sleeping bag over myself without zipping it
>Sleep with rifle in hands, ready to go
>Fall asleep with almost entire body stuffed into sleeping bag
>Awoken by foul smell, same as before but moreso
>Notice fire is out
>Check watch, i'd slept two hours or so
>Feel weight on ankles
>Look down at ankles, my pack is resting on my ankles
>I didn't fuckin put that there
>Realize there's a tree that shouldn't be there right at the foot of my sleeping bag
>Realize it's not a tree
>It moves a little
>Swear I can almost hear it breathe.
>Taller than a person, for sure, and thicker
>Was able to make out the arms. Long, with claws... hanging loose by its sides
>Heart starts pounding until that's all I can hear
>Consider for a split second putting the mosin barrel into my mouth and trying to end it all before it 'gets me'
>Adrenaline takes over
>Slept with the mosin in my hands ready to go
>Use mosin to flip unzipped sleeping bag off of me
>Aim at at the figure and fire a round
>Blinded, deafened
>Leap to my feet, swining the mosin infront of me like a club and screaming
>Regain vision
>Panickedly scan the trees
>It's gone.
>Maybe it's hiding behind a tree, just out of view
>Fuck i'm scared
>"I'll kill you."
>"F-Fuck off, i'll kill you. I will"
>said it louder
>"FUCK OFF, I'LL KILL YOU"
>Somebody replies, distant but clear
>"Hello!?"
>>29625573
dude pretype it jesus, how long does it take to write a few lines of greentext?
>>29625573
>Followed by "Are you okay!?"
>Replied "Who the fuck are you!? What do you want!?"
>The message came back "Jim. Are you alright?"
>Talked with it some more, all the while nervously scanning the perimeter
>Couple other voices chimed in from the same direction
>Told them I nearly got eaten by a 'bear'
>They fired off an orange flare, realized they were close as fuck, just down a hill
>Pretty sure I passed through the clearing they set up in shortly before making camp
>"Can you come to us!?"
>"What if I get ambushed?"
>"I'll come to you. I have a gun, don't shoot me, okay?"
>"Deal. Please hurry"
>Seemed like it took forever for homie to show up, we played marco polo until he got to me
>Had a stainless steel .357 and a flashlight
>Introduced himself as Jim, nice enough guy, asked me if I was injured. Manlet as fuck.
>Led me back to his camp
>Spoke to me quietly, on the way
>"We've had bear troubles ourselves."
>Even quieter
>"Ain't no fuckin bear, man. You agree?"
>Replied "Couldn't fuckin agree more."
>"The others still think we just ran into a bear in the woods and are pretty calm. Try not to spook them, half of them are shitfaced."
>"Roger that."
>Ask "How many people you have with you?
> "Six others."
>We arrived
>Their camp was in relative dissaray
>Coolers and a couple tents scattered around a low fire
>Beercans errywhere, trash errywhere
>Drunk bucktoothed dude stumbles up to me, asks me where the bathroom is
>This is a shitty horror movie and we're all going to fucking die/10
>Only other gun besides my nugget and homebody Jim's .357 is a fuckin' .22
>Unless you count the flaregun.
>Jim and the kid with the .22, who introduced himself as Travis, convinced their inebriated friends to stop drinking "incase bears, guys"
>Manlet bro Jim systematically introduces me to everybody
>buckteeth from earlier has stumbled into a tent and passed out, as has one grill.
>Shake hands and exchange names with everyone else
>Something is off
>>29625467
Spooky stuff.
Only happened to me once, and it was a gargoyle pulling my legs trying to take me out of my bed
>>29625700
and now to wait a half hour for the next installment...
>>29623772
Right
>>29625700
>Run some numbers in my head
>Seven people total, two asleep in tents
>Why are there six people out here?
>Jim dicks off to work on the fire, go to say hello to the last person, a grill
>Ignores and stares at me
>It's kinda dark, but I swear the face looks familiar
>Something moves in my left peripheral vision
>It's stainless steel
>It's the barrel of Jim's revolver
>He's pointing it at the person i'm trying to talk to, slowly moving closer
>Her face is just expressionless
>Get the feeling I know her, then instantly realize I do.
>It's the face from the missing person poster at walmart
>homie starts to say something to the effect of "who the fuck are you?"
>She/it wheels around it dead sprints into the treeline, gone in an instant.
>people who saw it start yelling
>"who was that, what the fuck?"
>smell hits.
>Check the mosin, it's loaded.
>We form a perimeter
>armed expeditions go to the treeline, panickedly gather wood, build fire big as fuck
>everyone who isn't passed out drunk is clutching something
>the .22, the flaregun, machetes, a hatchet, regular knives
>nobody says a fuckin word.
>hear branches breaking off in one direction
>more breaking, same direction
>smell gets fouler
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>wish I had my cigarettes
>grill with the flaregun 'sees something', fires a flare into the trees.
>curse grills stupidity under breath
>see silhouette 15 or so feet from the flare, illuminated
>fire a round at it
>hits a tree, thing bolts
>people see it bolt, hear it bolt
>it dosen't run away from the campsite, just kindof adjacent to it
>branches break and people see things move for another hour
>kid with the .22 starts firing rounds almost constantly at different stuff
>is scolded for wasting ammo
>continues
>Jim grabs and shakes him, tells him to knock it off
>realize they look so much alike because they brothers
>as the melodrama unfolds, hear loud shit behind me
>wheel around, fire a shot at the blur moving towards camp at lightning pace
>>29625785
>got a blurry, firelight look at the thing as it sprinted right through camp, grabbed a dude, and tried to haul him off into the woods
>guy had a machete, hacked at it and it let him go
>was curled in a ball, screaming
>dragged him back to the fire, calmed him down
>The thing was big. It ran with a funny ass gait, but it was fast.
>furry thing, big, oversized feet
>antlers, swear it had fucking antlers
>"Fuck, Jimmy, you OK?"
>"You see those fuckin' claws man?"
>It circles more
>All of us, myself included, panic-shoot into the trees
>All running low on ammo
>Still only 3am
>fire burning low
>it starts talking to us
>parroting back things we've said
>"Fuck, Jimmy, you OK?"
>"Running out of .357, guys, fuck."
>"I almost hit it that time"
>Couple people start crying
>Start to fuckin lose it myself
>The thing fucking charges again, right at me
>Scream and sprint right at it
>Bury a bayonet in it's chest and pull the fucking trigger
>Swipes at me with a claw, goes just over my head
>reels, pulls back, darts back into treeline
>Fucking chased it
>Gun raised over my head, screaming
>Got into trees and saw it crouching there, six feet from me
>It was dark, but I saw it.
>Looked into it's eyes and fucking lost it
>Lost every bit of courage I had
>Stood there, stiff, waiting for it to fucking kill me
>Tfw hopeless prey infront of apex predator
>Couple people grabbed me by the shoulders and dragged me back to the fire
>They didn't see it, it was right there
>Only three rounds left, now.
>used snow to clean black, steaming blood off of bayonet
>Camp was still circled, but less so, and the thing didn't fucking parrot us anymore, just wheezed.
>Loud, terrible, awful wheezes.
>Shrieked some, too.
>Sun finally started to come up
>Most beautiful sunset i've ever seen. Fuckin' swear.
>>29625840
>They haphazardly pack their shit
>We hike ten or so tense minutes, in tight formation, to a trail very close by
>I had no idea it was there
>Follow the trail back to their pathfinder
>They all jump in, i'm stuck standing there.
>Remember my mission, why it was I came there.
>Look down at the rifle, three rounds left.
>Remeber the bullet in my boot
>Four rounds left.
>"The fuck are you doing standing there, anon, get in the fucking car."
>"Anon, get the fuck in."
> "Sorry guys, I have unfinished business"
> Start to walk back down the trail, back into the woods
>Feel the crunch of snow beneath my boots, the rays of sunlight shining down
>Suddenly, darkness
>Got knocked the fuck out and thrown into the pathfinder.
>They hauled ass out, swear they saw something big step out from behind a tree and watch them drive away.
>We all agreed never to talk about it again, for some fucking reason
>Never went back for my car, it was a piece of shit anyways.
>>29625873
Look at it this way, the spoopwopper indirectly prevented you from bring an hero.
>>29625873
Still have the nugget?
Bump for moar of this shit
>>29626034
you asked for this
>>29626047
I did, didn't I?
What've I done?
This was spoopy enough the first time.
>>29626059
May wolves follow you in your dreams.
>>29624353
What the fuck
>>29625406
>>29625502
>>29625573
>>29625700
>>29625785
>>29625840
>>29625873
>>29626034
>>29628251
Gracias
bumping
>>29630436
Bumping again.
This thread 2spooky4everyone?
>>29625293
Sleep paralysis is massively linked to that dread feeling and hallucinations. It's most often felt when people try to lucid dream.
>>29631858
Meth is a hell of a drug.
I have a bizarre storie about being on my Grandpa's farm in Scotland during my summer break late 80's and it's semi-gun related.
Very creepy I saw a changeling.
>>29632461
Post it man!
Anyone have the story where it's a pizza delivery guy in either D.C. or NJ, and he gets a delivery out in the sticks where he meets what may be a skinwalker that tries to get into his car?
>>29632610
Seconding the request for this.
>>29632461
bring on the spook
>>29632610
Third in the request.
>>29632461
Yes please.
>>29633136
I fucking suck at stories plz bear with me;
>summer time and I am sent to spend time with my grandparents on their farm
>when I get there, everything is fine, maybe even a little boring. I spend my time shoveling horse crap and moving hay while catching up with my grandpa.
>that night I go in for supper with my granddad and we continue to catch up and play a few board games.
>that evening they had me go to the guest cottage out back and said that's where I will be sleeping. I hesistantly accept this despite the whole idea of being so far away from them scaring the shit out of me.
>when I go there and am unpacking the rest of my things, I get a knock on the door and a blonde haired freckled kid my age asks if I want to go hang out/play outside
>I tell him its too late and my grandparents will be mad, but he says they already said it's ok.
>for whatever reason I trusted this boy and went outside with a flashlight and my jacket
>we start trekking off towards a big field, me following him towards where I thought was whereever he lives, and I begin asking him questions and trying to make small talk.
>as we get closer he stops talking and just keeps telling me we are almost at his home.
>I have a sudden realization its getting darker and that we are also seemingly not headed towards any other house or farm, but rather a large wooded area in the distance.
>I also am getting creeped out by this kid's seemingly scripted responses to my questions about what exactly we are going to go be doing at his house.
>I get nervous and tell him I have to go, and he looks at me angrily and I just tell him sorry and run off. he stares at me the whole time and I run as fast as I can back to my tiny guest cottage.
>I hoped my grandparents didnt notice I was gone and then lock my door and jump into bed
>i spend most the night awake thinking of this strange kid and what just happened, but it didnt freak me out so much that I didnt fall asleep.
>>29634134
>When i woke for breakfest the next morning, another family whose young mother was crying was sitting at our table and my grandma came over and hugged me and told me to sit down.
>the young mom told them that her son was missing for the last few days and that she has gone to all the farms and homes in the area.
>she shows my grandparents a photo and then to me after it is passed around
>It was the same kid I met last night and I go pale, and I end up having told them all the whole story how this boy wanted to hang out and tried to get me to come over to his house the other night
>they ask me which way we walked and I pointed off towards the large wooded area. later that night a huge search party went out looking for the boy.
>I stayed home with my grandma and much later that night my grandpa comes in telling us he found the boy.
>he was dead,, having been "seemingly mauled by some animal or something" and was found "rotten in the woods"
>they keep asking me if I was sure I saw him and it was the same boy and I said yes it was, they both seemed worried and they had me sleeping inside the main house that night.
>the next evening I was dropped off and flew back home feeling creeped the hell out. a few weeks later i am called by my grandpa and he tells me the boy was strangled to death and raped, and had been dead for atleast 48hrs prior to when I said I saw him.
>everyone was really spooked out in their area and that all the kids were being kept inside for fear of some killer/rapist/psycho
but my grandma thought it was a changeling and told me about a similiar story when she was growing up. I couldn't help but agree with my grandma and still to this day I know that was what I had to have seen.
>>29634148
maybe it was a ghost and it was leading you to his body, "his home". ghosts do shit like that in many stories.
>>29623197
Just linking my pasta, in all honesty though it ain't that spooky. Largely a true story though.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Hole
>>29634148
raped by a Fae? meh, read weirder shit on this site.
>>29632610
>>29632871
>>29633334
give me few to find it.
>>29634874
here something to reduce your spook levels.
>>29634893
>>29634874
here it is.
>>29623197
does anybody else snuggle with their favourite raifu when scrolling through spoopy threads?
im all snuggled up in my tactical blanket with hot cocoa. white cheddar cheezits and my Wasr while reading. left window open that has a view of the woods for maximum spook
>>29635044
Reminder to always lock your car doors
>>29635044
Wait, shouldn't that be Defcon 1?
>>29623197
>>29635219
hey man i'm just the deliverer, not the maker.
>>29635193
I either have a rifle leaning against the desk or have a pistol on the desk. Last night I had my AK and my Makarov sprawled over the desk while reading spooky desert stories all because of this guy >>29624202 >>29624219 making me want more
I've currently got my P30 on the desk while watching this guy's videos because I find them both interesting and creepy: https://www.youtube.com/user/fhood
I cannot read or watch spooky stories/videos at night unless I have a gun with me. The gun doesn't even have to be loaded, it just makes me feel safe.
>>29623197
>>29635193
My window is only open because I can't close it. I'm fully dressed with a handgun in my lap, rifle next to me on the bed. I've been outside three times since dusk and I'll probably go outside again tonight because my roommate can't get her dog to shit in the yard.
>reading this thread and watching NightMind for the past few hours
>go to shower
>hear my bedroom door slam shut
"Anon, did you close my door?"
"No?"
>....
I typically don't keep my Glock loaded at home because I fuck with it a lot; dry-firing, etc.
I think tonight can be an exception.
>>29635400
check your hinges, doors here at home do the same damn all the time. can open the door to the garage all the way and watch it slowly close until its meets the frame.
>>29635219
I think defcon 5 is a meme at this point
>>29635441
always makes me chuckle.
>A Florida Suburb
>Living with my brother, or more like he's living with me since I'm the eldest
>Up all night because I work night shift
>Weekend comes, go walking late at night around midnight to keep from getting too fat
>Pitch black night, my maglight is working overtime
>Coming up on a few empty lots that have overgrown with trees and vines into this impenetrable nature fortress
>Suddenly two families of raccoons burst from the tree line and make a dead run in different directions
>Birds too, birds flying at fucking night, fleeing the woods
>Something is really fucking wrong
>Hear loud crashing coming from the woods
>Turn around and run home and lock the door
>Convince myself it was some loose dog or something and go back to screwing around
>A few hours later, 3-4am, microwaving some soup in the kitchen
>Hear footsteps on the back porch
>Back porch is screened in with pool
>Hear and watch the sliding glass door shift, like someone is trying to open it
>Grab the nearest knife and flick on the back lights and open the blinds
>See a black shadow dart out of the porch
>It was about 3-4ft tall and man shaped
>Yell at my sleeping brother to grab his rifle
>Turn on all the outside lights
>Grab grandpa's old WW2 shotgun and a fistfull of shells
>We both do a quick patrol of ours and the neighbors yards
>My brother sees something that unnerves him but he can't get the words to describe it
>It's gone
>Lockdown the house and blockade the back porch screen doors
>Do regular patrols until morning
>A few weeks later, local news reports a dead, headless hobo found in that wooded property
>Mauled by what they think was a panther
>>29635418
I keep my door open when I'm home. It's a small room and my computer heats it up quite a bit.
Actually now that I look at it my riot shield is wedging it open.
>>29635568
>>29635628
>>29635641
fucking love Maine guy's stories.
>>29635557
Do you have screencaps of the followup thread where someone posts a pic of Mulder captioned [believing intensifies] and gets quads?
>>29635664
No, I don't. I only saved that from the last thread because I've had an irrational fear of aliens from a very young age and that pic really makes me uncomfortable
>>29635651
I know, I rarely post and caps I've got in these threads but his are some of the best I've read.
I'd recommend everyone out there to read them as they're really good.
>>29625785
>>29635324
Nice.
>>29635044
JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTOS
If they're moving into suburban areas at a high rate something will need to be done.
>>29635664
I posted the image in this thread but didn't realize there was a get until I saw the collage picture. Kinda tripped me out.
>ayy lmao
>>29635152
Fave right here
just went through the archive to find some more.
>>29636377
wrong pic
got a good one, this is real too
>be me
>go to woods
>bring my AR
>camp
>see spoopy thing
>shoot at spoopy
>spoopy thing leaves
>180 degree (meme XD) out of there
can u believe it guys?
>>29635193
I hope you are either watching that window or trained in room clearing your house.
Every time I read one of these related to violently insane cults I want to load up with a well armed group of trustworthy comrades then hunt the bastards down. The little Frank Castle in my head is really persuasive sometimes.
>>29637434
I'll come with you if you get me a flamethrower.
>>29637434
Same. Fucking culties always trigger my seek and destroy, man.
Makes seeing that Hare Krishna guy in town reaaaally hard to ignore.
>>29624353
shit I'm turned on
>>29635702
Goood spread the rare ones, let everyone see. Maybe then we will get more maine guy.
Love shit like this, keep it going. Have some kinda scary shit from my scout days ( not like that, you sick fucks ) but not to much walking around, alone, with a fire arm when I was 13
>tfw noguns
>tfw shitalian yuropoor
>tfw crippling allergies to dust and almost every pollen under the sun
>will never go to a 2-weeks /k/ innawoods meetup interrupted by skinwalkers only for someone to bust his homebrewed "fuck you" rounds and then making a stuffed trophy out of the skinwalker body to expose on his frontyard
>>29639195
Load up on antihistamines *shrug
>>29637434
>you will never buy a surplus BRDM and drive it through national parks with a team of /k/ommandos hunting down cultists and skinwalkers and marking your kills on the hull
So, what type of round would be best for taking down a skinwalker?
A lot of these seem to indicate that they can just heal or shapeshift away injuries, so maybe a round that leaves a shitload of shrapnel behind to tear up repaired tissue and muscle every time it moves?
>>29640485
What about a crossbow or some kind of harpoon with some steel rope?
Shoot him, nail rope to tree, repeat, take photos, fire at will.
>>29634148
>>29625467
This is why I always sleep with a rosary. Ever since I started reading this shit, I've gotten a lot more spiritual. I know most of it is fake, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Let's see what I have that I didn't post in the last thread
>>29641569
This kind of stories, involving military personnel in Iraq or Afghanistan, are the best.
Not OC, just had this one saved as text for some reason:
>on patrol in Korengal valley
>squad separates from platoon, climb high, flat-topped hill for overwatch
>on top of the hill is a bronze plate bolted to a flat rock
>we stare at it for a long, long time
>no one speaks
>cannot even describe the plate or the feeling I had on top of that cold, lonely hill in the middle of nowhere in the graveyard of empires
>an hour later, in a firefight
>lots of people die
>can't help but think "their souls are being sucked into the plate"
Sometimes the universe aligns and makes you feel really, really significant. My squad leader took the grid coords of the plate, but I have no idea if he kept them written down. I don't think anyone had been there in a long, long time.
>>29637434
>>29637549
Count me in.
>>29637949
Tell us everything.
>>29641856
>>29641835
After reading things like that I wonder how much the high ups know? How many soldiers report strange shit and where do those reports end up?
Lets all agree that the mosin is the official skinwalker hunting gun
>>29642647
Nice try skinwalker scumbag. Multiple stories posted have suggested that the Nugget does nothing to skinwalkers.
>>29637434
Mudslimes are forming compounds all around the US.
Soon your thoughts might become reality.
>>29625467
It's poor sleep hygiene to take naps anyway, it's just trying to make sure your sleep schedule is good.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0GQUcoNY8wXOV9raDh1TGtJUjFLaTNnOW9TRFBYbG5XdlFB
>>29642838
Don't be fuckin' ridiculous, anon. A 4 foot long bolt action rifle chambered in a rough ballistic equivalent to .30-30 is the best possible weapon for hunting eight foot tall magical super predators that tear men limb from limb in dense forest at night.
>>29642647
>Not having a PPHs-41 with you while camping
>71 rounds of 'Fuck You'
>>29641729
Obviously the military is hiding the existence of zombies from the world.
>>29625293
Yeah I had sleep paralysis when I was younger it was scary at first especially when the hallucinations were very vivid like a gorilla grinning with golf ball size black eyes with a toothy grin.
Fucking freaked me out for days. However after a while of sleep paralysis events you start getting used to it and it really just begins to stop itself eventually.
>>29643598
Personally I'm thinking of taking my FN49 innawoods when I go. If 11 rounds of 8mm Mauser don't do the job I don't think much else will.
>>29644426
>>29623197
these supposed to sound fake as fuck?
>>29644570
Yes.
>>29624305
'a goast monster moved my furniture'
so spoopy!
>>29624353
what did i just read
>>29644701
some extreme homosex
>>29624353
what a gay
Someone post snow angles
>>29646030
>>29646050
I walked right into that one didn't I...
>>29646069
Yep. Also >>29635686
>>29635524
I'd have opened up as soon as he approached. Not even a question.
>>29641729
I commend that author, I wanna read more.
>>29635524
Can't LARP RUST.exe without some atv driving shitlord almost shooting you...
>>29624353
>Not repulsed
>Not aroused
>Not stimulated in any way to this.
4chan has completely desensitized me. Lord Slaanesh, grant me pleasure once again.
>>29646780
>>29644426
Step yeah game up!
>>29642838
Nah.. One gun is just as good as any other practical choices. Only supernatural thing I've ever seen innadesert was comparable to the skinwalker/wendigo/goatman stories you see on here. Three hits with 12gauge and that fucker was still giving us hell.
>>29626042
Pro tip, don't bring the Ramirez twins to the ISS at the same time.
>>29640485
I believe this is what you're looking for, anon
>>29623197
stalker challenge?
I'm still a bit new to /k/ fill me in here
>local community college has some kind of Druid/Wiccan club thing
>read in local paper that property owners are finding makeshift altars and other Satan shit on their land
>whatever, I don't care as long as they stay off my property
>fast forward one week
>they forgot to stay off my property
>see bonfire a ways past the treeline, faint chanting carries over on the wind
>glance to corner
>tabard and sugar loaf helm from my ten faire days, I shall purge the heretics with holy light
>stop myself
>my god of peace might not be enough if they've thought to bring a god of war
>I must become the hunt
>strip down to my skivvies
>slather my body with mud
>roll in underbrush, picking up debris like an germophilic katamari
>I am one with the wilds
>grab recurve and some arrows before I venture beyond the pines
>reach the edge of a clearing
>see tents, and an altar at the base of a tree near the center
>tents are circled around a cooking fire, with an even larger fire near the altar
>disgusting tumors marring this sacred spot
>interlopers are bedding down for the night
>watch for a few hours while I devise a plan
>go out and kill a coyote, skin and gut it near my own encampment
>0100 hours, steal into the clearing like a ghost, carrying coyote entrails
>leave it on their altar as a warning
>next morning
>warlocks rise to find intestines coiled on top of their summoning platform
>watch and listen from my hiding spot
>they think some forest spirit did it
>fools, there are no forest spirits. There is only I, the forest.
>night falls, wizards slumber
>leave severed coyote head mounted on a spike in the center of their camp, skin peeled away to reveal the flesh beneath
>Hogwarts spring break is officially canceled?
>no, magic mans think they're powerful enough to withstand my onslaught
>continue with their rituals
>I hear them talking about summoning something spooky a few days from now
>lie low and wait
>the forest is patient
>I am the forest
>I am patient
>cont.
>>29647451
CONT?????
>>29647451
>the eve of the final day arrives
>the artificers have erected barriers, both physical and arcane
>nothing can stop the wilds from reclaiming its lands
>wait until beddie-by time for little heretics
>scale their feeble rock walls, ripe coyote corpse in tow
>pass through force fields because magic don't real
>arrive at altar
>now comes my true test
>I must scale this tree while carrying a dead, headless 'yote at the same time
>get halfway up, branch creaks under my foot
>see a light flash on in a tent
>grandfather oak, protect me in my time of need
>false alarm, someone just had to use the little cultist's room
>wait for interloper to finish up, then continue my sacred work
>get in a comfortable spot above their summoning circle and wait for morning
>I stay focused all through the night, clad merely in brush and coyote fur
>brother coyote's skin keeps me warm, his face hides mine
>his corpse cannot speak but still tells me everything there is to know
>dawn of the final day
>cultists have assembled underneath me
>their presence has gone from being a nuisance to an insult, a spit in the face to myself and my dominion
>the ritual is under way
>now is your time, brother coyote
>headless coyote corpse crashes through the tree's branches, landing squarely in the middle of the unholy congregation with a satisfying splat
>their shock is nothing compared to the fear that will soon come after
>jump down from my treetop hideaway with a primal shriek
>as I fall, I have an epiphany
>this ultimate evil is just a bunch of college kids
>I am just a fat sweaty guy covered in a thousand justifications for tetanus and rabies shots
>fortunately, the trespassers do not know this
>to them, I am the forest
>and the forest is unhappy
>the collegiates scatter
>as I give chase, I herd them in the direction of civilization
>the forest is merciful
>also, dead wizards harm property values
>one girl at the back of the group trips, her friends leave her for dead
>cont.
>>29647614
f5 f5 f5
>>29647614
>she screams for help
>"Silence! Your band of criminals have angered my subjects!"
>As I mention my subjects, I gesture to the trees surrounding us. With perfect timing, a gust of wind rattles their branches menacingly.
>The girl pleads with me
>"C-criminals? Please, I don't know what you're talking about! We're just druids!"
>Mel Brooks pokes his head out of a gopher hole
"Funny, she doesn't LOOK druish!"
>>29647661
yesssssss
>>29647661
Almost as spooky as the gay orgy one.
>>29647661
Holy shit that was excellent.
I hope someone screen caps this one, so I can kek one last time before the skinwalker tears me apart.
>>29647295
You go out and act like a stalker from STALKER; basically you LARP as a well-armed hobo, a.k.a. urban explorer/survivalist. Usually this means finding some abandoned buildings/compounds out in the woods/seedier parts of town and camping out there for however many days you can.
>>29648112
Dont forget your ugly jacket and musical instruments. And guns.
>>29625873
Brother, You may have encountered a Wendigo.
>two bros get back from deployment
>we grab another bro and decide to do some hiking for a few days
>spend a week or so trying to pick a spot
>decide to go to an indian reservation in the Eastern part of the state, drive is a couple hours but we're used to it
>stop into town to get snacks and make sure we're good on supplies for a two days one night
>our plan is to park, hike up for a few hours until we find a perfect spot, maybe do a little shooting, and then head back, three of us have AR's (i had an AR pistol, SAVE OUNCES HURR DURR) and last bro has an AK, so anything out there animal wise isnt going to be an issue, except for maybe cougars, those bastards are sneaky
>ask the clerk if there's anything we should be concerned about with the area we plan on camping in, website just mentioned basic bears/cougars/etc
>clerk was maybe early 40's native american woman
>she tells us in a deadpan face to maintain a visual on each other at all times, and says that a native girl saw a skinwalker a few days ago
>two bros back on deployment think skinwalkers are just an /x/ meme
>other bro doesnt even know what skinwalkers are
>he asks her
>she says that they are cursed witches who have gone against nature and their tribe and are punished to live the rest of their life as a testament to that, they will appear disfigured, and will try to lure people into their trap so that they can kill them
>bro thinks its just superstition and kind of brushes it off
>we make one final check, and drive out
>we get to the beginning of our hike, park, throw on our packs/chest rigs (fuck you its comfy to me), and sling up our guns
>hike for a couple hours, taking breaks for a snack/water or to admire the scenery
>eventually come across a near perfect spot
>small hill nearby that we can use as a backstop if we wanna blow some ammo away
>rocks for a fire pit
>stream is about 50m away to boot
>decide to set everything up there
>cont
>>29648297
Oh this is promising.
>>29640485
Anon's "i accidentally the whole forest" napalm rounds
>>29648297
Bump for oc
ITT
>>29648297
ofc whether or not you guys believe this, up to you 100%
>brought a four man tent, those egg shell pads, cooking supplies, we are fucking set
>two of us set up camp while the other two go get some water for when we put the fire out and collect some firewood
>found a decent log to use for seating too
>thankfully its summer and in the east of the state so everything is nice and dry
>after two bros come back, finish setup and go check out the area
>get some more wood, dont really see anything wild that would be good other than a few bushes of berries, not a bad snack, head back to dump the rest of the wood then off for a little trigger time
>we brought PLENTY of ammo, and make sure to leave a few mags left over just in case
>sun starting to get low, decide to head back and make dinner
>after a decent hiking meal, get the fire full blast and start bullshitting, catching up
>sun is almost down
>need more wood
>one mil bro decides to get more wood
>i insist on going with him despite his protests that nothing is going to happen and the clerk was just trying to get us spooked
>head towards area we passed on our way in that looked good for wood (hah)
>we get maybe 25m from where we setup and are getting a decent bit of wood, wanting to get enough to last us the night and start a fire in the morning
>mil bro 1 is about 3m from me
>notices something odd
>"hey anon, was this here when we came in? come check this shit out man."
>dont see it at first, take out my backup light and shine to where he's pointing
>4 GIANT fucking claw marks in tree with dried blood underneath
>each mark was a good 2" across and maybe 1/4" deep
>and considering that the edges of each mark were still rough and not worn in by the weather, and that we didnt see them earlier, probably fresh
>because that was DEFINITELY not there when we came in
>mil bro 1 thinks the other two bros did it to get us spooked
>we grab as much wood as we can and quickly fuck off back to camp
>cont
>>29648343
yes
>>29648199
I wouldn't worry about skinwalkers, but Wendigos? hell no.
>>29648350
>mil bro 1 and i get back to camp, dump the wood
>mil bro 1 looks at the other two guys
>"very fucking funny faggots, you spooked anon, now he thinks some witch is out to fucking get us or something"
>"dude, what are you talking about?"
>"the giant fucking 'claw marks' you guys carved in the large tree at the clearing we passed earlier, what did you guys use for the fake blood? you should have at least made it believable come on guys"
>other two bros are puzzled
>non mil bro chimesin "dude, we didnt make any claw marks, we didnt even go to that clearing for wood"
>mil bro 2 backs up his story, "hell you guys saw what direction we went in and came back from, not to mention we had to go to the stream for the extra water, why would we have doubled the distance just to fuck with you guys a bit? plus, did any of us bring anything bigger than a folder?"
>i mean, we do have a hatchet, but thats either been in the tent or somebody has been splitting wood with it, it hasnt left camp, guys
>non mil bro brings up what the clerk says and skinwalkers
>mil bro 1 still aint buying it, mil bro 2 is a bit wary
>look, if it is a skinwalker, we just have to stick together, we have guns, and its going to want to trick us, we just have to keep our heads up
>mil bro 1 says "or we could just not believe that bullshit and get back to enjoying ourselves"
>"sure, but lets just keep aware"
>by now sun is down, light is fading fast, each of us have at least one light, and we have a good fire going, conversation is back in full swing
>mil bro 2 suddenly stops talking and paying attention to the conversation
>mil bro 1 asks what the fuck hes doing
>"i heard something man, sounded like voices"
>"oh come the fuck on man, youre just hearing shit"
>"but [mil bro 1], it sounded like you"
>"i would hope so i was in the middle of a story"
>"no, it sounded like you were talking from the woods"
>each grab a light and shine it around, nothing
>cont
>>29648391
Fucking bump!
>>29648391
>"really? what did 'I' say then? cuz i aint seeing anything out here"
>"it sounded like you were saying 'check this out', which is why it seemed weird to me"
>remember back to getting wood when thats what mil bro 1 said to me
>he was out of earshot of the other two so they couldnt have known what he said
>gotta speed this up a bit, need sleep
>eventually we all start hearing shit
>various phrases, all in each others voices
>we quiet down trying to hear where its coming from
>suddenly hear what i can only think of as laughter
>but it sounds bizarre, almost hollow, doesnt sounds like any laughter any of us have ever heard
>the best way to describe it is the mixture of screeching and laughter, its loud as all hell and sounds like its coming from all around us
>we have three options: find whatever is making the noise and confront it with the possibility of killing it if its hostile, pack our shit and hump it back to the car, or sleep in shifts through the night and haul ass first thing in the morning
>we debate on this briefly
>option 1 could result in us getting lost, we have a map and landnav skills but we dont want to lose our gear or get too far from camp
>option 2 is more viable, but its almost 10pm and its pitch black outside, without constant light we wouldnt be able to see "it" if "it" decides to ambush us
>option 3 seems like our best bet, we get light, a bit of sleep, but we're stationary so "it" knows exactly where we are
>we decide to go with option 3
>cont
>>29648441
>since we have two guys with mil experience, and two guys without, mil bro 1 and i will be shift 1, mil bro 2 and non mil bro will be shift 2. Sunrise was going to be at 6am ish, and its about 10pm, we decide to do four hour shifts, two hours is going to leave us groggy as hell and three hours doesnt break it up evenly, it will feel long but it will have to do
>we start shift 1
>we hear the occasional phrase, simply respond with "fuck off" and continue keeping each other awake
>after about 2 or so hours, dead quiet
>no critters making sound whatsoever, no wind, just us two talking quietly
>at the 4 hour mark, we're kind of spooked, simply because we dont know where "it" went or if its still around, we throw some more wood on the fire, and wake up shift 2
>they crack some energy drinks to keep up
>slide into my sleeping back still a bit freaked out
>but im tired as fuck and pass out
>woken up and god knows what hour to rounds being fired off and mil bro 2 yelling "CONTACT"
>mil bro 1 and i spring up, still fully clothed/geared up, grab our guns and come out the tent
>"hey [mil bro 2] what the fuck are you shooting at?"
>"we saw it man, i dont know what the fuck it is, but its here, if you see yellow glowing eyes you shoot that fucking thing. fuck this shit at least we could usually see haji"
>lights out and scanning, we dont see anything at first
>non mil bro quietly calls out that he thinks he sees it hunched behind a bush, ~15m from where we are
>all i can see is the bush, and behind that something covered in possibly grey and black "fur" or some sort, hunched over like its on all fours with its arched back coming above the bush just barely, and through the bush a pair of yellow eyes, the second i see the eyes chills run down my spine
>make sure everybody sees it
>mil bro 1 now pretty convinced skinwalkers is reals
>not sure if we can even kill it, decide to at least try
>from first sighting to shooting is maybe 10 or 15 seconds
>we open up
>cont
I'm gonna derail your story with a fake inserted greentext continuation involving a stray cat if you don't hurry up
>>29648497
>we manage to get a few rounds off before it darts out of sight
>the screeching laughter resumed
>only this time MUCH louder
>not sure where it went, we try to find it with our lights, weapons still raised
>"dude, FUCK this, we should have picked somewhere fucking NORMAL for this shit"
>"goddammit man was that clerk right? is this a fucking skinwalker? how do you deal with these things?"
>my ears are ringing so i cant tell who exactly said what
>now all four of us are wide awake
>check time and its about 4:30
>decide fuck it, we're all staying up from this point
>more energy drinks, pass around some smokes
>we throw the remainder of our wood into the fire
>not a word is said between us at this point
>after what feels like an eternity, the sun rises
>at this point its been about 2 or so hours since the first shot
>since then, not a single sign of the supposed skinwalker
>we hastily pack up
>but before leaving, we check the bush we saw the skinwalker hiding behind
>behind the bush are claw marks in the ground which are larger than any animal in the area and match closely to what we saw on the tree
>on the ground is some blood, maybe it was the dirt mixed with the blood but it seemed too dark to be human blood according to both mil bros
>hump it back to the car in a hurry
>none of us got a whole lot of sleep
>stop back into the general store for more energy drinks and another pack of smokes
>all a bit visibly rattled
>the same clerk sees us
>"you boys are here early, i can tell by your faces you saw something"
>yeah, and we dont have a clue what it was
>we briefly described it, the claws, the grey/black fur, the screeching laughter
>her face became even more serious, almost concerned
>"you four are lucky then, you saw a skinwalker face to face, it could have easily killed you all."
>not much is said between us on the way back
>missed out on campfire pancakes
>we all decide to not camp on reservations anymore
>havent been camping since then
When I lived in Arizona I caught wind of a few local native tales about shapeshifters out in the desert. I'm interested in that kind of stuff so I asked around a lot, and of course natives don't talk about it, but the stories are pretty widely accepted as true and people don't stop for hitch hikers very much because of it. A friend's cousin claimed to have maybe seen one once but I wasn't there, so...
>Be him driving from Phoenix to Flagstaff after dark
>Stop to get gas at gas station
>Saw hitch hiker looking guy (with red jacket) on side of road a little ways back
>Get gas and leave gas station
>See hitch hiker (in red jacket) while merging back onto highway
>Starts to slow down and pull over so he can pull alongside the hitch hiker
>Starts feeling super scared and weirded out for some reason
>Merges back onto highway and speeds back up
>While speeding up, sees the hitch hiker in the red jacket sprinting same speed as his car but just off the highway
>Car is going nearly the speed limit and this freak is running up even with the car just off the shoulder
>Fucking scared so starts speeding and can't see red jacket hitch hiker anymore
>Is pretty sure he saw the guy at least one more time running off the side of the highway but isn't sure
It's not scary but based on the way people casually mention "no don't stop at night man" I'm pretty sure this kind of stuff actually happens. Sure enough that I wouldn't be taking any risks driving around a res.
>>29628251
StJoeRiver.png sounds good...
Skinwalkwers stalking camps is legitimately why I'm going to be ringing my campsites with shrapnel wrapped binary and never going without all my mags in the future. People with me will probably call me paranoid but I don't want some faggot skinwalker rolling up on my camp without a fight.
BTW, how hard would it be to make homemade "mines" using binary explosives for perimeter placement while deep innawoods?
What I'm thinking is take a container full of binary explosive and attach small pipe gun capable of detonating it with it's hammer easily released by a light tripwire tug. That sound like it'd get the job done?
Figure if it doesn't kill the bastard outright it'll at least make it reconsider coming closer if it thinks at all. Worst case you can just shoot the "mine" to set it off.
P.S. please no shoot dog
got a slightly spooky story
>about ten years ago
>back from walking the dog
>smallish mutt
>has own kennel, but fuck it, it's cold outside, i'm letting it in
>just as i take off my shoes dog starts growling
>"what's the matter buddy?"
>dog starts barking at a particular spot in the air in the middle of the room
>at first i'm thinking it's heard something outside
>then the dog starts attacking the air, as if trying to bite something invisible
>it circles around the spot and barks
>few seconds pass and it doesn't stop, dog gets more agitated, teeth bared, growling and barking
>suddenly starts moving while circling, it's as if whatever he was barking at started moving towards the door
>i'm just surprised and kind of spooked, though nothing looks or feels out of the ordinary
>dog follows the invisible spot through a corridor, to the main door
>barks at the door for a good few minutes
>finally calms down, comes to me and whimpers a bit
>nothing else happens that day, it was the only time such thing happened
have you ever had your pet behave that way? i'm trying to explain it rationally that the dog must've heard something outside, maybe dog whistle? but it's hard to explain why it would try biting empty air.
>>29649139
That's the sort of thing commonly associated with hauntings. May have somethin bad in your house if your dog got that aggressive to it. Got any kids in the house? Ask them if they hear strange things or have an imaginary friend (and what it's like if they do). If it's just the dog it might not be that dangerous, but if the kids are interacting with it at all that could be an issue.
>>29649155
Just saw the 10 years ago... nvmd unless it still happens from time to time.
>>29649155
No kids. House was built by my grandfather about 50 years ago. Only person that died there (as far as I know) was my grandmother, but she died peacefully. I lived there my whole life and my mom most of her life and that event was basically the only strange thing that ever happened there.
>>29649199
Might have been something simply passing through then. Have no doubt there are transient spirits wandering the earth.
As much as I might laugh at the idea of some things in these threads ghosts and spirits are something I've had personal experiences with. They're there, they're usually harmless and not noticed by most. Animals can absolutely detect them which makes the family pet's behavior a clue if other shit is going on too.
>>29649138
I had an infographic about making claymore-like booby traps using a mice/rats trap, a .22 blank and a box of tuna to pack the explosive, but I can't seem to find it again.
>>29649138
This is your best bet I reckon.
I'm with you on the land mines but I'd rather flares and lotta grenades.
Last time i went camping was at a festival and the most dangerous creatures there were the Scottish. I can only cringe at how this sort of thing would go down here;
>go camping in the lake district
>hear "God save the queen!" from the trees
>skinwalker.jpg
>pull out black market sharpened dessert spoon
>torn to shreds.
>government pledges to legislate against the supernatural.
>>29650362
>legislate against the supernatural
B-but that might be r-r-racist!
Skinwalkers deserve equal rights too, they're a native peoples!
>>29649139
Das a ghost man
>>29634916
Fuck I loved this.
>>29650834
another one for you good sir.
>>29635535
This one still freaks me out. Something about an extremely light Fucktaur moving around out in the sticks is... Unnerving.
>>29623772
Sure thing Dances with Kommandos.
It took me a few hours, but I read the whole thread. Now I'm paranoid. I chambered a round in my pistol
post moar
>>29652486
okay
>>29624353
I read this whole story expecting something spoopy, that story is so gay my ass is sore now.
>>29648368
Right though? Wendigos are fucking horrifying
These threads make me reconsider my choice of bolt/handguns for innawoods... but my sks's are of innacurate and my ebr would suck to hike miles with.
>>29642100
I'd imagine most don't report shit like that due to fear of being discharged for "mental health issues". Same with airline pilots and UFOs.
>>29653266
Na, don't worry about it anon
If you read through most of these, you'll see that the skinwalkers, or forestwalkers as they refer to themselves, never actually attack anyone, they just curiously watch and occasionaly try to communicate via mimicry or swipe a few things because they want to know what they are. And the smell? You'd smell like that too if you lived in the woods all your life. Don't worry about bringing guns into the woods anon, you have nothing to fear from them. If you do ever come across one, try offering it some food, but nothing too sugary as we're prone to diabetes.
>>29653480
>skinwalkers prone to diabetes
>eating fat /k/ommandos whose diet consist of energy drink and mtn dew
We know you have a sweet tooth skinwalker! You're not tricking me again!
>>29653568
>not even mentioning the fact he said "we"
You deserve to die by him
>>29653480
You havnt fooled us, except that one guy, skinwalker!
>>29653480
>cover self in sugary snacks
>get swarmed by bees & ants & other bugs
>use insectoid power armor to engage skinwalkers in fistfights
>>29653609
I clearly saw he was a skinwalker!
Just didnt grab the obvious low hanging fruit!
R-right?
>>29653647
Guys?
Jesus christ the skinwalker got him!
>>29653690
RIP fatty skinwalker
>>29635223
One of my favs
>>29653955
Time to organize QRF to deal with spoop.
>>29654245
Let's not kid ourselves here, a /k/ QRF would look exactly like pic related.
>>29654486
Well we know which one has sugary blood. Use him as bait while we camp.
>>29654486
can I be the big guy 4 u?
>>29654516
>implying he wouldn't have a heart attack before we made it to the campsite
>>29634134
>>29634148
Interesting stuff anon.
>>29634293
No ghosts are more leading and less talkative.
>>29634859
Fae rape involves your mind, body, and soul being raped to death. Your death makes their enjoyment much better.
>>29634916
Genius Loci
>>29642647
Fire purifies all.
Where's the one with a /k/ommando fucking a skinwalker he captured?
>>29653627
GRANT ME THY STRENGTH FATHER NURGLE
>>29649139
My dog used to just sit and stare at a point in the middle of our TV room for several hours, whimpering slightly the entire time.
Wasn't ghosts though. We found out later she had cancer and may have been trying to tell us.
>>29646780
Oh jesus, this.
>the realization that I am so deadened
>mfw
>>29625293
Don't listen to all these sleep paralysis jackasses anon.
They haven't experienced it.
It's Shadow People. They are real, and they are a threat.
>be 6
>be in parents' room with brother, sitting on bed, playing ps1
>screwing around, laughing, making racket, usual 6 yr old antics
>sit down
>feel wet spot near the head of the bed
>get up and look
>liquid isn't dry, but is still somewhat damp
>smell it
>smells kinda bleachy, kinda odd
>taste it
>tastes weird, kinda salty
>go back to playing games, think nothing of it
>fast forward to a few weeks ago, now 20
>be recollecting this particular event for no reason
>put two and two together
>mfw I realized I tasted my dad's jizz on the bed
>>29655608
>>29648199
Ojibwe here.
Can confirm. Fuuuuuck windigos. Skinwalkers could mean anything. I have an ancestor that family legend said was a powerful shaman, able to change his skin.
But windigos scare the fuck outta me.
>>29655608
Dear. Lord. Maybe it was just.. some other guys jizz? Nope. I can't think of a way to make this less terrible. Sorry anon.
>>29652578
That sounds like a pretty cool skinwalker imo; didn't want to hurt anybody, just having some fun and fucking around with a retard who managed to lose his fuel, rifle, and shelter by falling for the exact same trick not once, not twice, but three fucking times. Skinwalker must've decided he was too stupid to eat.
>>29648579
>>29624353
I feel bad that I knew what that was two lines in.
>>29628251
Thanks man
Gonna drop some oc
>summer 2007 right after high school graduation
>decide to go hiking innawoods
>in the mountains a little south east of Hazzard, Kentucky
>coal country
>get dropped off at railroad crossing by cousin
>have SKS, M&P40, bedroll and my pack(some food and first aid)
>walk the tracks a couple miles then find an old access road
>access road winds up the mountain then stops and a landing
>landing has a couple buildings and some old equipment
>explore the building, find some old mining tools and personal effects of the miners
>find mine entrance, it had been collapsed and boarded up
>getting dark, decide to make camp
>cooks some food, eat and try to go to sleep
>sleep what feels like an eternity
>awake to a loud bang
will continue
>>29656727
cont.
My dad worked the mines when I was little so when I say bang I mean dynamite
>jump up faster than I've ever moved in my life
>check watch. I was only out 20 mins.
>grabs SKS and flash light
>sweep the area, scared shitless
>everything quite, no bugs, nothing
>all of a sudden hear faint metal on rock sound
>wtf.jpg
>calm down a tad, get up and try to locate sound
>leads me to mine entrance
>hear faint clack, clack on the other side of collapse
>then hear a loud clack down the hill a way
>follow noise
>find old ventilation shaft with a few boards across it
>hear clack, clack, clack
>see a light in the shaft
>against my better judgement I move the boards and venture in
>walk about 100ft in. and round a bend
>standing maybe 15ft from me is a miner, picking away at the wall
>I just stand there shocked. This mine has been closed almost 50 years
>He picks at the wall again, hard, then just vanished though the hole in the floor
>all of a sudden scream followed by a thud
>nope the fuck outta there, down the access road and back down the track
>run a total of 5 miles before I reach a road
>hitch a ride and stay at a diner til morning
I'm not good a stories but my guess is that miner fell through the floor when the mine was open and now relives his death at that old place.
>>29623772
Sounds like something a skinwalker would say
>>29655702
Lakota here.
Agreed 100%. Going to talk to medicine man as soon as I get the chance to ask how to get rid of them. Do y'all have anything that you know of?
>>29656980
Typical wagecuck, has to work 50 years after his death just to pay his bills.
>>29657238
Man, I don't fuckin know?
Although I guess technically my dad IS a medicine man... by which I mean he practices medicine. And he always said if a windigo was after him, he'd jump in the lake. You never hear about shit like that chasing people into the water.
Either that or get to work on your magic. Cause no fuckin bullet is gonna stop a windigo.
>>29657369
>>29657271
Fuck off back to /r9k/ little fella
Tomorrow's a school day, you should get to bed
>>29657369
Slowed one down once upon a time with a 12 gauge, but a cougar pretty much saved my life.
>>29635517
3spook
>tfw OP
>tfw notice thread is still up
>tfw thread is never-ending
>>29657880
>>29657880
It's only been 3 days bucko
>>29657880
You've made a good thread, friend
Who has the really long one from /x/ where OP in European wood asks if anyone knows why his friends are acting weird? I remember OP is freaking out towards the end then it ends with him calmly explains everything is okay and more people should go to where is for camping.
Ask an expert in Paranormal creatures anything / (Cryptozoologist)
>>29658291
Where can I find a gf?
>>29658475
You could try to summon a Succubus.
>>29658291
>Is suicide often on your mind?
>Do you wish you had gone to college for a legitimate degree, or just become a forest ranger if you wanted to go /out/?
>Do you regret you'll never have an ancient aliens tier meme?
>meme related
but on a serious note have you ever found anything that wasn't the result of psychedelic drugs?
>>29658291
What the fuck happened to the Pats' O-line this year???
>>29625873
Great story anon, glad you didn't an hero so we could hear it. You doing better now man?
