Post polandball faggots
>>29611032
I don't understand this. Switzerland is sick?
>>29611057
It's a swiss army knife joke.
>>29611076
>>29611088
>>29611103
>>29611131
>>29611144
i thought these were supposed to be funny
>>29611161
>46 of 3
every damn time
>>29611182
You were supposed to make your parents proud
>>29611144
I dunt geddit
>>29610956
>lost the cold war
>civil reform
nice outdated propoganda, goyim.
>>29611359
>butthurt by polandball
c'mon man, this is just sad.
>>29611359
>1 potatoe is been placed into ur vatnik bucket
>>29611372
>>29611377
le vatnik
not an argument, fudd.
>>29611384
>I don't know what fudd means
chill out comrade, it's just an MSPaint comic
>>29611384
>quoted me
>misused fudd
kill yourself, I don't want to be associated with memespouter faggots.
>>29610966
wrong. russia never surrendered to germany in wwI or two. They had a treaty but never "lost" or "surrendered"
>>29611407
>>29611413
>doesn't know what fudd is
>calling other people ignorant
newfags like you need to be gassed
>>29611384
Nigga you don't know what it even means, git the fuck outta my /k/
>>29611444
obvious bait
Thread ruined.
>>29611444
Your body would be better off dead than attached to your head.
>>29611066
would have been funnier if medpack was between two nations who are angry at eachother, then one reaches over medpack and medpack has a fit of autism knives
>>29611461
>>29611469
back to /b/ please
>>29611496
Youcan'targuewithvatniks.polanball
It'll be posted eventually.
>>29611496
We aren't arguing, we don't have to make an argument. We are laughing at a dumbass misusing words.
I'm waiting for you to tell us that we were trolled, so that I can laugh more at how you think pretending to be retarded is trolling.
dumpin
>>29611548
>>29611524
>having british people on your PC
They cant own guns and neither can you
>>29611568
>>29611210
that's deep
>>29611584
>>29611577
When the first well of shit tier trolling runs dry, he has another to fall back on.
You are my favorite dancing monkey. Dance more.
>>29611603
>>29611548
That worked out great in the end, huh?
>you will never live in a world were Paraguay dominates its own continent
>>29611617
>>29611636
>>29611643
Is this /int/ ?
>>29611662
>>29611679
Does anyone have the comic where Italy and I think France are stuck in a dungeon or something, and Italy hangs itself because all the food they have left sucks?
>>29611689
>>29611701
>>29611713
>>29611692
I don't think so, I'll look.
>>29611724
>>29611742
>>29611692
Sorry, I don't have that one saved.
>>29611724
>CheveRolet
Everytime
>>29611742
>not damn illegal aliens
Ruined.
>>29611755
does anyone have the one where sweden (i think) comes to germany and says that he's having a problem removing pests, and germany says "worry not, I had problem removing pests many years ago too" and germany has this demented look on his face?
I've been wanting to save that one forever but I just can't find it.
>>29611762
>>29611781
>>29611775
I've remember seeing that one before but I don't have it either.
>>29611804
>>29611813
I gotta git, someone else carry on with a dump. Leaving y'all with one of my faves.
>>29611724
Not to mention, France tried to take over Mexico, Cinco de Mayo.
France even lost to Mexico.
>>29610966
Now that's some quality bait.
>>29611123
>russia
>going into ukraine
this meme needs end, along with Ukraine itself.
WHEN WILL POLAN GET ITS RIGHTFULL CLAY?
>>29611377
>Vatnik bucket
I thought they wore those on their heads?
>>29611197
Oh fuck
>>29611197
I did, but then they used all the money I made while I was sick. Then I stopped caring about anyone or thing but my cats.
>>29611981
But then where would hungry vatniks>>29611967 keep potatoes?
>>29612092
Latvia? I hear they've got room for extra potato storage.
>>29611619
that's a neat way of spelling Chile
>>29612092
Siberia
>>29611197
>>29612092
>quoting my post
What's a vatnik?
>>29612224
>a distant xaxaxa is heard
>>29611619
It would make literally no difference to me who wound up being king of beaner town
>>29612240
Thanks for the explanation cuckold, I'll take a jab at it and guess it's some sort of boogeyman amerifats use to counter anyone who dares to say a single possitive/Russian leaning because you're to stupid to formulate actual arguements.
>>29611839
Yes, but....
On the 30 April, at 1 a.m., the 3rd company — 62 soldiers and 3 officers — was en route. At 7 a.m., after a 15-mile march, they stopped at Palo Verde to rest and "prepare the coffee". Soon after, a Mexican Army force of 600 cavalry was sighted. Captain Danjou ordered the company take up a square formation, and, though retreating, he rebuffed several cavalry charges, inflicting the first heavy losses on the Mexican army that suffered from the French long range rifle. Seeking a more defensible position, Danjou made a stand at the nearby Hacienda Camarón, an inn protected by a 3-metre-high-wall. His plan was to occupy Mexican forces to prevent attacks against the nearby convoy. While his legionnaires prepared to defend the inn, the Mexican commander, Colonel Milan, demanded that Danjou and soldiers surrender, noting the Mexican Army's numeric superiority. Danjou replied: "We have munitions. We will not surrender."
>>29610956
>PolandBar
I just noticed that
>>29612323
He then swore to fight to the death, an oath which was seconded by the men. Around 11 a.m. the Mexicans were increased in size by the arrival of 1,200 infantry. The Hacienda took fire but the French had lost all water early in the morning when pack mule were lost during the retreat. At noon, Captain Danjou was shot in the chest and died; his soldiers continued fighting despite overwhelming odds under the command of an inspired 2nd Lt. Vilain, who held for four hours before falling during an assault. At 5 p.m only 12 Légionnaires remain around 2nd Lt. Maudet. Soonafter, with ammunition exhausted, the last of Danjou's soldiers, numbering only five under the command of Lt. Maudet, desperately mounted a bayonet charge. Two men died outright, while the rest continued the assault. The tiny group was surrounded and beaten to the earth. Colonel Milan, commander of the Mexicans, managed to prevent his men from ripping the surviving legionnaires to pieces. When the last two survivors were asked to surrender, they insisted that Mexican soldiers allow them safe passage home, to keep their arms, and to escort the body of Captain Danjou. To that, the Mexican commander commented, "What can I refuse to such men? No, these are not men, they are devils," and, out of respect, agreed to these terms.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camar%C3%B3n
>>29612289
>thatwholefuckingpost
Just.Killyourself.
>>29611755
Thank you for trying, anon
>>29612323
>>29612336
Very awesome, what sort of "legionnaires" were they?
>>29612340
>losing it that easily
I expected better from you americlaps. Guess you just can't handle banter.
>>29612412
French Foreign Legion, pretty much like 300 with Mexicans instead of Persians
>>29612455
>>29612336
>Foreign Legion
I just can't attribute this badassery to France though.
>>29612478
>skipping over the ottomans and British
3/10
>>29612478
>>29612647
That bomba looka like charlie brown.
>>29612728
やれやれ、チャーリー・ブラウン!
>>29611679
I was not aware there was Ace Combat Polandball.
Might have to start reading that shit again.
>>29612883
>tfw enola gay and bockscar will never fly again
>tfw they will never see eachother again
>tfw the new generation will call for their destruction and label them as "genocide machines"
why must the world be so cruel
>>29612922
Genocide Machine is a pretty metal name desu senpai.
>>29612775
I lold
>>29612982
>tfw live in nm and have spent a lot of time in az and its totally accurate
>>29612959
That was pretty fucking metal.
Does anyone have any Best Korea ones?
>>29612982
>Michigan the Greece of the US
>tfw Greek living in Detroit
10/10 for truth
>>29612445
You're a pretty big guy
>>29611103
Fucking Serbia on the last slide
>>29613091
is hero
>>29611422
It never shows Russia surrendering to Germany
>>29611422
Like how America didn't lose the Vietnam war because they had signed a treaty with North Vietnam.
>>29613153
>>29613171
Exactly.
>US won every military engagement
>now there's a McDonalds in Hanoi
>and the US has a >75% approval rating with the Vietnamese people
>>29613190
>>29611548
The estimated causalities of that war, if correct, are absurd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War_casualties
>>29611103
>Austria egging on Germany again.
Oh shit, got me.
personal fav
>>29613192
Also, Vietnam now sucking up to the U.S now that big bad China is getting uppity.
>>29611584
The balls and that speak English don't need to have broken accents.
>>29611524
JEEVES, I THINK NOW WOULD BE A JOLLY GOOD TIME FOR A CUP OF TEA
>>29613548
Also this.
>>29610956
how in the fuck is this /k/ related?
>>29613848
if I ever go to bongistan, I'm doing this.
>>29613861
For you.
>>29613766
It's not, but Eurotrash like to wander into /k/ and shit it up like /int/ as much as possible
>Fuck Reddit
>>29611762
that one had me laughing my ass off
>>29611123
Russians are actually a rare white subspecies of dindu
>mfw it all makes sense now
>>29612478
>mouths and pupils
disgusting
>>29612494
French officiers, gear, and training, and french being the most represented nationality amongst soldiers in the legion. Not to mention the fact that they gain french citizenship at the end of their contract.
Anywyas, frecnh-mexican wars are a mix of awesome and utter retardardation. The pastry war, for example, was France going "pay debts" invading mexico because of a pillaged baker shop
>>29612982
>Kansas w/ Stars & Bars
keknope
Free State 4 life
>>29613170
1917. The old Pre-Weimar flag.
Does anyone have the "how modern russian men where made"?
>>29610966
Latvia did not win shit, the Estonians liberated them just to get to kill Germans.
>>29611422
You lost vatnik, get over it
>>29613364
holy fuck
What was paraguay thinking?
>>29611775
not this one right?
>>29611775
found it :3
>>29611161
>>29614855
Germany still has tanks?
>>29614826
If you wanted scat videos you could have just said so.
>>29612982
>california asking for money
>sends more in taxes to the government then it gets back
I like the gangballs in LA, need homo balls in SF.
>>29614946
not sure if bait but yeah thats the only thing their military really cares about making.
>>29615361
Oh last i remember they were selling alot of their Leopards away, so its weird to see modern day Germanball portrayed like a military power
>>29612982
>rawr
It truly is a testament to how boring this shithole is that the only thing to say about it is that the flag's weird.
>>29615388
>Approximately 250 Leopard 2 tanks are in service as of March 2015
Thats a pretty decent number for a country that really doesn't care about war anymore and just keeps them for defense purposes but yeah they do sell alot of them to other countries.
ANNU CHEEKI BREEKI
>>29614909
BAHAHAHA
That last slide killed me
>>29611359
#1 rule in Polandball:
Don't take it seriously. They're silly, whimsical mouse-drawn comics, not actual geopolitical cartoons.
>>29611584
Why is Britball speaking broken english? English-speaking counties don't speak engrish
>>29611701
Fucking cancer; delete this from your drive
Balls aren't supposed to have:
>Hair
>Mouths
>Arms
>Pupils
Why must normies corrupt a perfectly good polandball comic
>>29610966
Should make the Finball smaller to drive home Russian inferiority
>>29611197
>>29611197
>>29611182
>>29612478
Needs to have America as the Thirteen colonies and then the normal american flag but dressed as a tranny and holding a gay rights rainbow flag
>>29612982
>>29613012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osowiec_Fortress
>>29613869
>Eurotrash
This is mostly 15 y/o americucks
>>29611197
>>29612982
>all those 3rd confederate flags flown in north.
Lel. So true.
>>29612078
Kill them
>>29611422
it's hard to surrender when your country collapsed and everyone in the white russian government was busy being executed.
>>29611422
Begging for a truce = surrendering
Sorry that you realize how much of a shitheap the vatnik track record is
>>29614903
Hue here.
Even when Triplice Aliança Army entered Paraguayan territory, Solano López refused to surrender and basically gather any male person to fight as militia, due the army was heavily crippled.
The result was that.
>>29611804
>implying the british empire wasn't fueled by Gin
the limeys didn't start drinking tea until they became china's opium dealer.
>>29617870
That was only after they had those pesky malaria issues
>muh gin and tonic
>muh quinine
>>29612289
>the joke
>your head
Dumbass
>>29612762
>georgia
>killing turk
>not sucking turk off
>lel
>>29617523
I like this guy, what's his story?
>>29610966
>post this
>watch vatniks flip their shit
works like a charm
>>29619635
>>29619649
You owe me two sides anon
>>29611197
>>29620226
>>29620240
>>29620253
>>29611197
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!
>>29614903
The guy who ran Paraguay at the time literally thought he was the reincarnation of Napoleon.
>>29611103
>Serbia: You are my hero
WTF?! What idiot made this? In Yugoslavia there was biggest partisan movment and Germans aren't removing kebabs they do the opposite
>>29611671
so true
>>29611804
>HMS crisps
kek
>>29610960
that's cute
>>29620226
Fixed.
>>29620403
>this
it would be Croatia and possibly bosnia saying that, at least the croat and muslim bosnians. though the Nazis found out the muslim bosnians were pants on head retarded with the failed Handschar division.
>>29620536
kill yourself
>>29620319
What's going in here?
>>29620845
Hamburg is a city in Germany.
>>29620845
>clueless burger
>murrican education
>>29620881
Isn't it strange that nobody cares about your cities
It's as though they don't matter
>>29619484
>I like this guy, what's his story?
It's an old french meme from when memes probably weren't even a thing.
See, there is this french tv show called fort Boyard where random people are in an old big ass fort built on a tiny reef, and have to resolve enigmas or pass some tests involving physical activities in rooms which used to be jails or some shit. It's time-limited, it gives them clues for other enigmas, etc.
In the end they can win a fair amount of gold coins if they succeed.
The coin-distributor device is a big tiger head ("une tête de tigre" in french). The head has to be rotated a quarter turn to start puking gold pieces.
And the girl manning up the tiger head is/was a very fuckable north-african arab-ebony pre-milf with nice juggs called FELINDRA. She is also a tiger tamer (yes there are actual tigers and snakes which are shown on the pic in your post).
The host would usually ask her to turn the tiger head by yelling "FELINDRA! TETE DE TIGRE!" or "Felindra! tiger head" in english.
Problem : when rotated around, the tiger head, mounted on a large stick, looks like... a dick.
Now here's the catch : one of the numerous slang terms for "dick" in french is "CHIBRE" (pronounce "sheebr' ") wich sounds like "tigre".
Which led to the meme "FELINDRA ! TETE DE CHIBRE !" instead of "Felindra tête de tigre".
A meme where the host would basically ask the hot assed ebony babe to rotate a big golden cock-shaped tiger head for it to start puking around gold coins.
>le kek
That was a deep explanation of an old french meme.
You're welcome.
This video is a sequence of Felindra explaining her job, with a "FELINDRA ! TETE DE TIGRE!" from the host in the beggining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTz_Vbb553s
>>29620881
>eurotrash
>on /k/
>>29620881
>>29621121
Your? I'm not even German bro.
And look how insecure you are.
>>29621208
Why are you on /k/? noguns need to go back to /pol/ or /mlp/ from whence you came
>>29621208
>can't even reply to the right post
nofuns leave
>>29621237
>>29611636
Armenia has had a hard life.
>>29611643
Work
>>29611197
FUCK
>>29621096
wow, thanks for the insight
and as always, omelette du fromage
>>29619495
>french resistance
>armed
lol no
>>29621057
The only german city i know is Dresden
>>29611197
I feel bad for saying this now, who ever anon is im sorry senpai
:/
>>29621563
Berlin?
Koeln?
Munchen?
Leipzig?
Nuremberg?
Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
>>29621563
>>29621121
>>29621057
>>29620845
For fuck's sake, it's starting to be get embarrassing. Educate yourselves filthy commoners!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg
>>29621684
>to be get
Great, look assholes what I did because of you.
Time to sleep.
Toodle-oo chaps.
Ones with the Weimar republic are my favorite
>>29621755
No, I meant the German Empire
>>29621684
What are you gonna do, make us? Go ahead and come at me with your assault spoon
>>29620845
Hamburg is a German city.
Inhabitants of new york are "new yorkers" right ?
Guess what inhabitants of HAMBURG are called ?
>it makes sense now
>>29613905
Holy shit...
>>29613982
I believe this is relevant:
>>29613364
Ffffuuuuucck
>>29614903
Go big or go home?
>>29613907
>original content
>even remotely funny
AS IF.
>>29621542
My grand dad would like to have a word with you. Sadly he died in 1988. I know, ironic.
Except if you consider STEN, BREN, Enfield and PIAT aren't arms, and blowing up trains full of german fuel and weapons isn't an act of war.
The rest of the time he was just risking his life transporting some radio parts and documentation about his combat group logistics and targets through german checkpoints though. Not a big deal.
>>29626081
And yet you all look the same in a rifle scope.
>>29614865
This is what Eesti fags believe in.
>>29626124
>Looking at pakis through anything but the camera of a UAV
You're doing it wrong.
>>29621793
>socialist island
fucking KEK. If Britain is socialist then America is communist and Russia is democratic.
>>29626749
this is literally all the fucking evidence I need now to prove that /k/ is now 95% teenagers.
>>29611724
>be half Mexican and half Chilean
>see this
What am I
>>29610956
>lost the cold war
>what is demoralizing
>>29611619
if you knew at least something about the triple aliance war you will know the countries fighting paraguay got their anus destroyed even if they won.
>>29613739
Silly niggers, the gooks didn't have a word for nigger because there are no nigs there
>>29626813
Cute, looks like someone got offended that I insulted his favourite slope country.
Something tells me you're the underage one and a weaboo too. Yeesh, you sure haven't got shit going your way.
>>29626749
Reported :^)
>>29626886
Jesus fuck. Fucking newfags.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/imgur/
>>>/9fag/
get the fuck out of my board fucking child faggot
>>29626925
Lol, only newfags call other people newfags buddy. This isn't your board little guy, so go sit on a cactus. Looks like some newfaggot janitor warned me, go ahead ban me autismo.
>>29627345
holy fuck you're so new it hurts
9fag and le reddit no longer fun for you?
>>29627366
Sounds like the places you like to visit? Wait, no, I bet you're from memebase.
>>29627375
Oh wow you're actually a le reddit fag
Jesus fuck see >>29626813
>>29620226
>no ones posted the "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER" edit
>>29627400
Cute. I bet youre so new, you like to call other people new so you can feel like you're in a special club.
Everyone shut the fuck up and post balls.
>>29627454
>>29627462
>>29627469
