>tfw your country's army is a complete disaster
>>29592437
Yeah I hate living in the US too.
>>29592437
Sorry best korea friend. You can into a real nation one day.
>>29592437
It's okay, western Europe.
>>29592443
>>29592444
>>29592448
Close enough.
>>29592453
HUNGARY WAT ARE YOU DOING
WE MUST EAT BRUXELLES NAZI SO THE GLORIOUS V4 SHALL RULE
BUILD TANK
>>29592437
tfw no one ever bothered to invade muh land
>>29592437
>britain.jpg
>>29592437
>My country's air force flies over
>it aint me starts playing
>>29592557
That's Bulgaria you dumb fuck.
>>29592653
Honestly I thought the same. Pretty irrelevant country desu senpai.
>>29592653
Oh okay. Thanks for the correction.
BUILD TANK.
>>29592604
> my country's air force flies over
> Flight of the Valkyries starts playing
Think your life sucks?
> MFW when our army is so damn underfunded it
> can't hold the country for more then a week.
am swede.
>>29592804
Are you advocating army funding? For what, to support men and their hunger for power? Those opinions are severely lacking in progressivity. I have reported you to local authorities, expect representatives of the Feminist Ministry of Progressivity to stop by around 9
>>29592804
Am I the only that gets tired of people who can't stop jerking off to Gripen in this country? Yeah, it's great plane for our country but do we really need to masturbate and blow a load in everybodies faces?
>>29592437
Bulgariabro reporting in
I just wanna hunt illegal aliens innawoods
>>29592437
>mfw german
>our rifles melt
>our eurofighters rarely fly
>our IFV is too heavy to be airlifted
>can't cook Würtchen in our subs (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Boot-Klasse_212_A#Probleme_bei_der_U-Bootklasse)
>broomhandles on tanks (not the ones made by mauser)
>Airbus A400M
this country just can't into military
>>29592893
Good
>>29592437
>Our armed forces still stuck with nam era gear.
>Still fighting commies while dealing with mudslimes.
Flipland armed forces sucks.
>>29592848
>but do we really need to masturbate and blow a load in everybodies faces?
Sounds like I need to go to sweden
>>29592437
3 soldiers dead because of a mine in Mali
>surrender
>>29592453
hmmm i wonder why...
sofiaecho.com/2009/03/10/686822_the-beautiful-army
>>29593853
>511ème Régiment du Train
>9 VABs
>a shitton of old trucks and peugeot P4
What are you expecting? It's a logistic regiment, even the rest of the army doesn't have MRAPs yet. Shit sucks.
>>29592437
>my country's name starts with A and ends with rgentina
>one of the brittish vessels during the falklands war was attacked by a hercules re-fitted to be a bomber and it was sunk because of the holes created by the entry points of bombs that never exploded
>this happened in several different battle scenarios, a sub hit two ships with torpedoes, the ships promptly fucked off the second they heard the *thump* of the torpedo hitting their sides and not exploding and many more stories.
>mfw the Argentinean military nowadays is even worse.
>>29594044
hey, at least your guys were competent enough to score hits. That's gotta count for something.
>>29594079
didnt count for shit when we sunk the Belgrano...
>>29592893
Those rifles don't melt, it was misinfo spread by competing companies and shills, not sure about those other points mainly because I don't care
>tfw we upset putin constantly
>tfw msbs will be standard issue in a few months
couldnt be happier lads :)
>>29592893
>>29595119
AFAIK the soldiers hadn't enough machinegun support, so they ended up using the g36s for roles it wasn't designed for.
also
>7.62 superior calibre
>g3 superior rifle
>tfw Dutch
>tfw the we ran out of ammo for training last year.
>tfw we sold most of our cool stuff
>tfw the Airmobile Brigade is under British control and not our own
>tfw they got thousands of FN-FAL's in cosmoline but won't sell any of them to the public
seriously I wouldn't be surprised when SHTF I get issued either a FAL sticky with cosmoline and a mag with 5,56NATO because nobody bothered to order 7,62NATO and all C7's are already in use or a club and told to beat the enemy to death until the US army arrives.
>>29595301
I don't get why armies around the world don't do a CMP like program, sell your old shit after turning it into semi-autos, buy ammos and newer stuff with it.
>>29595390
>>29595390
most of those armies are in countries where guns are seen as something way too dangerous for people to own
>>29595152
MARSZ MARSZ DABROWSKI
>>29592437
>Tfw Canada
>Well trained military
>But politicians are fucking allergic to spending money on the military, and our procurement processes is so embarrassing
>>29595390
guns are pretty much banned here.
Besides 99% of the country consists of libshit who will raise hell over selling "evil army gunz" to the people.
Besides I'm not entirely sure if the guns are in cosmoline. I heard some stuff about them either being destroyed or send back to Belgium.
I honestly wouldn't mind paying a lot of cash for a genuine FN FAL even if it was beat to shit.
>>29595401
I would love to buy a MAS49-56 with all the cool attachments, a FAMAS once it's out of commission and a MAC50. Semi-autos aren't banned, yet.
>>29595412
so when are you guys going to do something about Trudeau?
>>29592866
Mah Dinko.
>>29595433
when the next election cycle fires up so minimum 4 years.
>>29595414
Then again I also heard something about them being kept for a rainy day/invasion.
>>29592437
>tfw Sweden,nor,denmark and finland won't form Nordic nations
>>29595412
I did some joint training with Canadian troops down here in the states.
>One of the cots we lent them to use broke.
>They were all worried about it and asked what forms they had to fill out.
>They all genuinely looked shocked/terrified when I just told them to throw it out and we'll order a new one.
>I was then asked if they could have the broken cot to take back to Canada so they could have it repaired
The Canadian military is that bad off that begging for a broken cot from the US will improve their company
>>29595736
Jesus H. Christ. I thought it was just the Brits that were into borrowing stuff.
When the mighty fall, they fall hard and fast. I hope we're not next in line, but I'm not real sanguine about it.
>>29595736
>>29595800
>Being nice and offering to repair something that they broke is "weakness"
The fuck is wrong with you two?
>>29594044
>tfw you will never join the Arg army and remove fish and chips
>>29595800
>When the mighty fall, they fall hard and fast.
>I hope we're not next in line, but I'm not real sanguine about it.
God Phil I love it when you turn on the Alex Jones style rhetoric over the smallest things then add that little "we're next" or "you're next" onto the end.
Chock full of crazy old man charm
>>29595736
>throwing stuff out when you can repair it and save money
>>29595843
You can join it all you want but you have to bring your own food and you aren't paid for any work you do from Thursday to Sunday so most people just go home.
>>29595736
>Being worried about breaking something that isn't yours is bad and worthy of derision
>Wanting to fix something instead of wasting it is bad and worthy of mockery
You're one broken person, you know that
>>29595822
They weren't going to return it. They asked to keep it and repair for use in their home company.
>>29595851
This is the United States of America! We don't need to repair a $30 cot. Much easier to get a new one.
>>29595912
Again. We told them not to worry about breaking it, we have more.
They weren't going to repair it and give it back. They were going to repair and keep it.
A nation's army is so broke that they beg the neighboring army for scraps is sad.
>>29592453
>w-we will buy new fighter soon
>we promise
every year. hopefully boko finally buys those new planes.
>>29595922
And not everyone is the united states of America, if you break stuff you get punished for it then have to live with it being broken until it get replaced months later if you are lucky.
Sad times being a Swede. Joining regardless soon.
>>29596837
Some pictures displaying how fat the cuts in the Swedish defence has been since the cold war ended.
>>29595943
>A nation's army is so broke that they beg the neighboring army for scraps
This is the bullshit part you're assuming, you cretin
>>29596850
That one translating to
>Fighting battalions
>Anti-air battalions
>Territorial defence counted in battalions
>Homeguard battalions
>Artillery battalions
This one is
>Coast artillery battalions
>Surface combat ships
>Submarines
>Amphibious batallions
>>29596869
And finally air force.
>Air combat control battalions (I think that's the right translation
>Air base battalions
>Fighter jets
>>29596882
We used to be pretty neat desu
>>29596850
>>29596869
>>29596882
Tahdon olla suojelumies
Etulinja viikatemies
Mennään lautalla Tukholmaan
Tehdään Ruotsista siirtomaa
Naiset ja lapset raiskataan
Napalmilla poltetaan
Lapset palaa parhaiten
Niiss' on vettä vähiten
>>29595874
Lurking from phone on the shitter, this post helped me squeeze a few logs out while laughing
