You come into your house one night to find this family in your kitchen.
What would be your way of killing them?
Hardmode: has to be legal
>>29591113
Uh, raid?
Whiskey?
Axe body spray and a lighter?
bug spray
what the fuck else would you use
>>29591113
Go to the fridge, grab some eggs, get the blender out.
Drop 3 eggs in
Drop an entire thing of fresh garlic in
Brussel Sprouts
Spinach
Prune Juice
And a mixture of energy drinks.
Blend, consume. Wait several hours.
Walk back to corner, and drop pants to unleash SirMixalot's version of Tsar Bomba.
> has to be legal
File for a legal injunction against the spider for illegal occupation of my home. After spending 10's of thousands of dollars on court costs and lawyers the spider is given 30 days to leave the premises.
Unfortunately I accidentally hit him with the newspaper on day 25, the spider files a restraining order against me. This causes me to be without being able to go home. The spiders legal advocate files an injunction against the eviction.
>TLDR Shoot the spider
>>29591113
Glade + Lighter
Then the most powerful ortho bug killer all around.
Mini propane tank and harbor freight weed burner
>>29591124
Implying bug spray does anything to spiders. I have never seen a spider die from any type of spray. Those fuckers are indestructible.
I once stepped on a spider on the floor of my living room. Put my full weight on it, heard it crunch under my foot. About 2 hours, as I was watching TV, the fucker got up and walked away. I shit you not.
>>29591172
i think you have roaches
>>29591172
permetrin works
NIGGA HAS A MANA BAR
FUCK FIGHTING THAT
Buy a bunch of Praying Mantis eggs. In the mean time I go to war with a hand vacuum and a lamp to keep away the spiders.
Bitchass arachnids won't know what hit em'
A couple of sub .22s for mom (defending against home invasion, proportional use of force, no noise nuisance, so completely legal), bug spray for the rest.
>>29591113
>Remove pants.
>Grunt at spiders, assuming dominance,
>Begin to throw eggs as spider den.
>Eggs,several gallons of petrol, more eggs, while screaming like a manic.
>Post the video on Youtube.
>>29591113
From experience here, I catch mom spider in a clear plastic bowl against the wall, slide a piece of paper under and release her outside.
The babies I leave in the room with the doors closed but window open so they find their way out overnight.
I will kill poisonous spiders without a second thought but huntsmans are A ok and eat pests.
Only move them outside so the cats dont get into them and also because even though I know they arent dangerous waking up to one crawling on your face is never fun.
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of your kitchen.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire house and consign a million spiders to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.
>>29591600
>Buy a bunch of Praying Mantis eggs.
no just don't. my grandpa's sister in Albuquerque sent us some as a Christmas present (previous gifts included bug exoskeletons of cicadas, of which we aren't in lack of in arkansas) so since it was such a weird gift and since we didn't really want to play with the eggs, we just left them on a coffee table. couple hours pass and my brother and I are watching glorious 90's television and i look over and he's got some little bug crawling on him. we look around and there are hundreds of little bugs crawling all over the place, the floor, the walls, the television, all up in the kitchen rug, grandma's dogs don't seem to mind. spent the next hours trying to gather them all up, i forgot what we did with them, probably put them outside or something. She didn't tell us they would hatch or anything she had literally just sent a box of eggs with a little card that said praying mantis eggs.
1:1:1 mix of vinegar:water:soap
Into spray can
Or I could just use WD40.
>>29592357
What was the logic of one assumeing they weren't live and two sending litterly hundreds of mantis eggs. How did he know they wouldn't hatch on the way there? Did he think that you wanted to see a battle royale of mantis babies kill eachother for the right to be a pet? Was he a commie opretive aiming tobdisrupt the local agriculture with an invasive species? Did he just hate you and the postal service?
>>29591141
This
>>29591113
>has to be legal
you from a country whose ass we kicked or saved?
>>29593420
None of those rifles in that pic are American.
>>29593474
neither is hamburger, bacon, or donuts but its ours now you liberal yuroqueer.
>>29592239
Good man.
>>29591172
>Sitting in a DFP at Camp Shelby.
>A black widow crawls out of a crack in the concrete, starts going up my boot.
>Battle buddy sees it, points it out.
>Freak out, kick it off, we watch the thing run back into its crack.
>ok
>Spray spider killer in the crack
>pssschht
>Thing flies out, makes it a few inches and then flops over, twitching and spasming like a mother fucker
>roll on to it's back and dies
>Neat
>>29593474
>>29593491
>>29591444
Probably does since he's a fucking slob if he's stepping on bugs in the middle of his living room and not even cleaning them up
This looks like a HD scenario where bird shot would actually be useful
>>29591113
pic related
1. Torch house
2. Collect insurance
3. Move to better neighborhood.
>>29591113
Free spiders.
>>29591113
Flamenwerfer.
>>29591113
Nerve gas.
Fuck you, OP
>>29591113
Use the Solid Snake method.
>>29592239
Found the Aussie
>>29594551
...or the Florida cracker.
I concur with the anon you replied to, spiders are excellent at keeping other pests at bay. If they stay out of my way, I stay out of theirs.
>>29591121
>giving the enemy free booze
>wanting to burn your own house down?
>>29591113
Kill them? why kill my minions? They will go down in history AS THE ORIGINAL WHITE STONE WARRIORS!
>>29591113
Suicide belt. Arachnofobic pepole are illogical.
>>29594629
>being this much of a bitch
Cowboy up, faggot.
>>29591113
Concentrated bleach in a pressurized spray can.
>>29593420
>the ak from fallout 3.
Why?
>>29593491
Burgers are American m8
>get lizards to get rid of spiders
>get birds to get rid of lizards
>get cats to get rid of birds
>get dogs to get rid of cars
>get gorillas to get of dogs
>gorillas freeze to death when the winter comes
Problem solved.
>>29595233
Well, making them into a condiment-laden sandwich is at any rate. Which the Euros seem to have adopted in their own turn, with a vengeance. Pic related -- I would eat the fuck out of most of them.
Oh, and fuck spiders. The daughters of Arachne can stay outside where they belong.
>>29591113
Why kill them? Spider bros kill pest bugs. They're cool in my book.
But if I have to kill them, vacuum cleaner, explode the vacuum bag with six pounds of tannerite.
>>29591113
Vacuum with a reaching hose.
>>29595273
18 looks fucking tasty.
Except for all the flour on the bun. I hate that gimmick, it makes my fingers feel unpleasant.
>>29591136
Kek
>>29591121
>makeshift flamethrower
Always the best answer. Done this several times. Works well against bugs, rats, raccoons, and a lot of other pests.
>>29591113
Try it if you don't believe.
>>29591113
Turn a can of compressed air keyboard cleaner upside down and kill them with the stream of freezing cold liquid gas.
Works even better than a hairspray flame thrower, since bugs of all kinds are super weak against freezing, while your walls are completely unharmed by it. You can just keep spraying them until they're frozen solid, then gather them in a paper towel and crush them to be sure they don't reanimate.
