What one fictional weapon do you wish you had?
>why don't we put a knife at the end of a rifle?
>why don't we make it longer?
>why don't we put a rifle on a sword and make it fold?
I want one.
Maybe it was all the UT I played back in the day, but I have forever dreamed of a scratch build of pic related.
>>29585524
PULSE RIFLE FROM HALF LIFE
*byoop*
*bink bink bink bink*
*BOOOOSH*
Lightsaber.
1911 chambered in 454 Casull
>>29585524
Does the banana weapon only work against mudskins because they are chimps?
Probably a Grav Hammer. Even though it would probably just be about 3 days of smashing shit at the farm before I ended up accidentallying myself
>>29585524
8 shot .357 break action revolver with swapable cylinders.
>>29585580
I'll take the crossbow. There's something about red-hot lengths of dirty rebar that really says "GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY."
>>29585524
A Lancer from Mass Effect 1.
Practically endless firing, little heating problem that can be solved by using controlled short bursts
It has to be >>29585578
the pulse rifle from aliens, and the husk gun from killing floor
>>29585524
Clearly the master sword
>>29585524
I wish I had some sort of loli battle-machine
>>29585524
A reliable AK.
Portal gun
So I could suck my own dick
>>29585524
DS9/Voyager era phasers from Star Trek, especially the compression phaser rifle.
>dial-a-yield energy weapon ranging from taser-grade stun weapon to vaporizing ten foot high boulders
>similar ergonomics to modern assault riffles
>magic bullshittium coating lets it recharge from solar power just sitting in direct sunlight for a couple of days
>>29585524
Holy Hand Grenade
>>29585524
![yamato_wave_motion_gun[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/83SqnGH.jpg "yamato_wave_motion_gun[1].jpg")
>>29585524
Wave motion gun.
>>29586007
Get this man the Nobel Peace prize
Pic related. Basically a C96 except magazine fed and not old and ratty as shit.
I would say Portal Gun, but the lack of conductive surfaces to use it in everyday life would kill it for me.
I'd have to go with the Plasma Sword from Halo. It would be my new CC
>>29586117
>get portal gun
>go to Space Center in Houston or Florida
>shoot moon rock
>go back home
>shoot moon
>portal in space center eternally sucking air and everything not bolted down into space
mite b cool
>>29586117
considering there were portal conductive surfaces pre-lunar landing I'd say concrete or maybe dryall conducts portals fairly well.
>>29585524
>a blessed +6 runesword named Stormbringer
"These were the voices of men
whose very souls were under siege; men to whom death meant
not mere extinction, but a continuation of existence, forever
in thrall to some cruel and supernatural master. He had
heard men cry so when his salvation and his nemesis, his
great black battle-blade Stormbringer, drank their souls"
Its from a book starring a guy who looks like pic related and has "MOORCOCK" written in bold print on the front cover.
I still want it. Especially if everyone else is getting their wishes in this thread too.
>>29586154
>>29586217
Both valid points, think of all of the scientific advancements I could bring by choosing the portal gun
...or I could CC a 1 meter long plasma blade for the ultimate SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER affect on would be muggers
gonna be that guy and say the 40k lasgun.
>flat trajectory, enjoy not having to compensate for wind or elevation ever again
>no recoil impulse
>magazine can be charged by plugging it into an outlet, by leaving it in the sunlight for long enough or even by throwing it into an open flame. Dem logistics.
>average of 60 shots per mag (as per FFG rules, I've heard a lot more from other sources), depending on the power setting
>power settings exchanging battery duration for terminal ballistics that would make a .50BMG drool
>scarcely effective against armor, but holy shit dat direct energy transfer
>holy shit, flash-vaporization of any tissue containing water
>holy shit, sudden expansion of hot gases in a cubic inch of skin causing an explosion of flesh and severe burns
everything about the lasgun is a military wet dream. No ammo production cost, easy to use, devastating against human targets.
>>29586257
Fair enough.
As for my choice. Graviton Beam Emitter, rifle variant.
Alex Mercer's body.
>>29585672
Says .44 on the barrel
>>29586519
THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS.
One of my most common daydreams is having those abilities. You are basically invincible.
>>29585880
Just stuff two level x heat sinks into it and you can shoot forever
>>29586108
There were removable mag c96s plus they were all technically mag fed just an internal one
>>29586282
Yes, but any substantial armor renders it ineffective.
>uniforms lined with aerogel packets only a couple millimeters thick
>adds no real weight, heat insulation
>Your hyper-dangerous lasgun is now about as hazardous as a laser pointer unless you hit bare/wet skin
>>29586574
Sure as shit it does, lol. I would probably want a .357 version anyways as an 8 shot .44 would be fuckhueg.
>>29585568
looks like an anime multitool to me
>>29587686
Eh, you're about as invulnerable/powerful as you are sociopathic. A lot of his power comes from the fact that he's eaten 12,000 people. I don't consider myself a super moral person but I think even with god like powers on the line I wouldn't go on a massive murder binge.
That being said I guess you could get yourself shipped over into a war somewhere, though there's probably a lack of PHDs to much on in your typical warzone to work towards the super intelligent benefits
>>29587986
Lasguns are listed as being able to blow holes in regular concrete or some shit. They're only weak in 40k because standard armor is 4 inch ceradamantium anointed in the holy oils of some unpronounceable saint worn over a mesh of carbon nanotubes
>>29585794
You motherfucker.
Now all I can think about is a rebar flinging induction-bow.
>>29585940
Iktf
>>29589938
Just swim your way to Syria/Iraq/(Insert African Country Here) and go to town on the warring locals; nothing they have can seriously hurt you and no one is going to miss them. By the time the Western World notices that entire battlefields have been scoured clean of corpses you've become a physical god and can probably take over the world/have moved onto another country to feast on like Bangladesh or Best Korea.
>>29589938
I think I'd be in the mind to do it.
With infinite power on the line, bodies are expendable.
>>29585581
This, or a vending machine from borderlands.
>run out of ammo
>throw gun in frustration
>it blows up and a new one appears in my hands
Tool gun from Garrys Mod
>Duplicate objects
>Create ropes, pulleys, buttons, etc
>Change the physical properties of objects and people (Their weight, material, even how bouncy they are)
>Create fucking dynamite
>Literally REMOVE PEOPLE AND OBJECTS FROM EXISTENSE. Not just killing them, but every fucking atom in their body is removed from the universe in an instant
>many more abilities
Plasmids from Bioshock
>>29585524
>mission failed
>unacceptable simian casualties
>>29585524
I control the horizontal and the vertical
>>29590821
>>29591419
hive mind
>>29586227
so how's autism treating ya?
Probably the Fat Man from Fallout. Feel the warm glow of Atom's embrace.
>>29585524
death star.
airburst akm tbqh famfam
>>29590821
You win.
>>29585524
Wraithverge from Hexen. Because nothing ruins your day like being ripped apart by vengeful spirits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHAykD0G1E
>>29585524
Warhammer 40k Titan.
For those days when everything needs to become a parking lot.
>>29585524
Orgasmarader from orgasmo. As a bonus, I get Jesus, a Mormon, and a physicist/porn star as sidekicks.
>>29585524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE
>>29591607
mah niggga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyLCPDLlfwU&nohtml5=False
>>29591818
Enjoy getting raped by a crazy as fuck machine spirit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ubZE29cOgvc
This thing was the shit.
Combustible Lemons
Probably the Shockroach from HLop4.
It's a giant motherfucking blue cockroach that shoots bolts of electricity. I've always had a thing for living weapons too.
>>29586044
>not the golden PP7 with superior capacity
Fuckin' moron.
>>29591607
PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS GAME I NEED THE NOSTALGIA NOW
>>29591818
id take me a knight
>>29590458
Just carry 20 Glocks. Same effect.
>>29585524
pic related or mandalorian armor
>>29591990
hivehand is cool too
looks like squid
>>29592044
Perfect Dark.
This beauty.
>>29591419
This is the one correct answer.
>>29592180
Lol have fun not hitting anything
>>29592883
The thread says what fictional weapon do you want, not what garbage weapon do you want
>>29585524
An auto axe from Fallout 3.
Not really combat practical but the combination of an oversized chainsaw with spinning axe blades just makes me want to hold one and never put it down. Also would be a lumberjack's wet dream.
>tfw could literally stand still in the street and mulch dozens of trogs as they all ran at me at once
>>29586574
kek
>>29589555
Well they could probably afford to shrink the cylinder by having small gaps between each chamber due to space magic alloys, seeing as it was the year 2142 and all. Its also more likely that, since the cylinders were swappable, the weapon used caseless ammunition.
>>29589938
>Only consuming 12,000 people
Step up your Prototype games anon.
>>29591765
Fuck yes Hexen gets some love
power armor, duh. why would you want anything else?
warhammer 40K, fallout, take your pick. I don't care.
>>29586282
Anon, we already have flashlights. :^)
>>29593817
I've always wanted to build one of these...
You fuckers are now the only people in the world besides the fat neckbeard I bought it from at the renn fair who know I have one of these.
>>29594109
IS IT SHARPENED? :O
>>29594372
No, its a glorified lead pipe with a shitty hilt that turns loosely.
>>29585580
>BOODOODOOK
>BOODOODOODOODOOK
>>29592049
>>29592180
Not quite but!
>>29594695
that's not fictional though
>>29585880
ME weapons aren't unlimited in lore though, there's a block of metal that serves as ammo.
Anything from Ratchet and Clank. RYNO, Quack-O-Ray, Shock Cannon, Bomb Glove, you name it!
>>29586407
Why not go for a graviton beam emitter upscaled to GAU-8 proportions?
What are you? A dakka hating communist?
>>29585672
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29586282
>can't shoot past 400 meters (I know, I'm mocking FFG)
>15 shots on maximum power mode, which is also much less reliable
Still not bad, tho, semfampie
>>29587986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgiris1TdOI
>laser burns through uniform
>passes through aerogel with no substantial refraction
>burns through another layer of fabric
>irradiation energy transfer to skin initiates
>boofsplat.mp3
just to be the devil's advocate. A lasgun is not a heatgun.
>>29597071
easily fixed by a GM worth his salt. Taking RPG rules always as written is boring as fuck tbhonpai: it becomes pure crunch and it fucks with immersion.
>>29591729
What about that sexy chemrail he uses on the space station to explode the mercs?
>>29586108
Um, that's not fictional.
>>29587986
What if I shoot you in the face?
>>29586108
M712 Schnellfauer I believe is the name of the removable box mag version. It also has select fire for extra dakka dakka if you're into that.
>>29597293
that too
>>29585524
The Debug Megapistol
>>29591435
Better than getting your fucking soul drank is going to do you
>>29593241
>>29597973
It looks like a Kriss V with cancer. With a neckbeard too.
>>29597926
Correct me if i'm wrong, but that looks vaguely like a hi-power.
>>29598000
yep
>>29585524
this t'bh
>you will never operate with a plasma rifle
Why live?
>>29598045
That would be awkward as hell to grip
>>29585524
This
>>29597948
>The tip of the blade extends upward enough to be in the way of the barrel.
>>29586282
If you're going to mention the lasgun, why not go with the hotshot lasgun?
>Powerful enough to penetrate chaos marine armor
>Doesn't need the backpack battery like the older hellgun models
>ammo packs can be recharged same as the normal lasguns
It's like a cross between a normal lasgun and a bolter. The reason the entire IG doesn't have them is because they require more specialized production methods that only a few forge worlds have.
>>29598083
how are either of those cylinders sppose to load the barrel?
>>29598087
>>29598108
They're fictional guns people. They don't have to really work.
>>29598087
blade is mounted offset from the barrel senpai
>>29598116
Actually, it's not
>>29590821
and lets not forget
>modifiable
>>29585524
>all these posts
>best gun hasn't been posted yet
>>29591729
Is this chappie?
>entire thread
>no mention of the best single-player FPS ever created
It's like youll cowards don't even want to chuck Combine soldiers around with lethal velocity
>>29590821
>mfw rdming irl
>picking cars up with the weapon_physgun and shooting them into outer space
>picking pedestrians up and dropping them from 10,000ft in the air
>use remover tool to disintegrate people from existance
>use noclip to hoverwalk around the world at 895mph
![136380-f-e-a-r-first-encounter-assault-recon-windows-screenshot-type[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6eX1Za.jpg "136380-f-e-a-r-first-encounter-assault-recon-windows-screenshot-type[1].jpg")
>>29600212
That doesn't look like FEAR to me.
The particle weapon was a beast
>>29598785
No its Mexxie
>>29598785
elysium, but same director that made district 9 and chappie
>>29600348
I liked the red laser cutter in that one expansion.
>>29598045
... Maximum effective range with that weapon in 50meters...
halo weapons are fucking terrible, they are worse than their ww2 counter parts.
>>29597986
Don;t you want a .5cm long barrel?
>>29587986
The average shot from a lasgun has the same force as roughly 5lbs of ANFO
>>29585524
I'd take Pic related as my fictional weapon. AT field GO GO GO
>>29600348
>>29600543
how can you niggers not pick the Impaler?
I would kill for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
>>29600556
I really didn't like it tbqh
>>29597991
muh nigguh
>>29600544
but it won't work unless you kill your mother and put her soul into the thing
>>29598000
It's the 9mm from Fallout: NV
>>29585584
Fund it.
>>29600625
It's the Debug Megapistol from Fallout NV
>>29598384
Why do people always being the human Revolution guns up?
> muh 10mm
> muh snowflake .357
If you want a badass 10mm, look to fallout. Revolver probably the blade runner gun or ocelots revolvers
>>29600672
I think people like them because they look cool and futuristic, while still being pretty realistic and practical.
![Halo3-ODST_Silenced-SMG-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xItCHBu.jpg "Halo3-ODST_Silenced-SMG-02[1].jpg")
>>29592180
>Not posting the superior weapon
![1287719390[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6UDaU3s.jpg "1287719390[1].jpg")
>>29586108
It's real (sort of)
the broadsider was just a combination of visual features from the c96 and the bergmann-bayard
>>29592919
they kind of already exist. its just a concrete saw
>>29594755
A thermal clip?
>>29585524
>>29586108
>>29601704
There are several variants of C96 that use external magazines. The Chinese in particular ordered quite a few of them.
A Halo ring
>>29593049
>>29591716
>Fallout
>Not picking the Mesmetron.
>>29585524
>>29592180
I swear to God I'll build one before I die. It is totally feasible too.
Just give me this thing.
Unlimited ammo
Shoots straight every time
Low maintenance
Plus is shoots lasers which I'm pretty sure bodyarmour wouldn't protect
Pretty reliable if you ask me
Can't believe no one posted this bad boy
Laser Rifle from Fallout. There are a lot of other fictional weapons I want, but at least they could actually be built and fired (Fo4 Combat Shotgun, Halo SMG/AR/BR/DMR, etc.)
Also I want Power Armour something fierce.
>>29585940
>>29601965
I recognize that art style, but can't remember the name of the guy for the life of me. Isn't that from the same dude that made the anime Gumball porn with that blue guy's mom?
the big fucking gun 9000
is no one going to mention the revolver from trigun? its like a mateba and a schoefield had a schofield had a .45LC baby
>>29585568
Because you're a manchild
>>29601992
I found it on this board, that is as much sauce as i can give you
I'm probably the only person to have ever played Ascendancy.
>Creates unstable bubbles in spacetime, which collapes upon hitting the target, pinching off the matter into another dimension.
>>29602008
we could but if we are going to go trigun I like the deringer coat better, that or wolfwoods cross
>>29602017
Ah, shiet. Well, thanks anyway, m8.
>>29602021
My favourite part about this game is how they subtly tried to make fun of current weaponry.
>Launches a spray of metal spheres.
>>29602029
i forgot about the machinegun/rocket launcher/1911 rack cross desu. something about a break top double action lower bore revolver tickles my balls in a funny way is all though
>>29601965
>>29601992
Manyakis
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/
Thanks man. Also, check em twice.
AER-14 From New Vegas
>>29602211
>>29602226
Oops.
>>29585524
>ctrl+f
>"lawgiver"
>0
How can you people live with yourselves?
>>29592075
Half-Life
Excalibat.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
>>29602008
My nigga. I wanna have a stylish revolver along with the power to blow cities apart.
Literally the best
I'm going to keep posting this every time until I see someone else mention it.
>>29585524
Excalibur so i'd be King of Britain.
Then i'd make the nobility pay me in crops and send the knights on crusade.
>>29598045
>a bluebird staring deep into its own reflection, contemplating existence
>>29598017
Kinda already exists
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Killing_Them_Softly#Short_barreled_Side_by_Side_.28Sawed_Off.29
>>29605886
My nigga, Jak and Daxter. The entire series was great. Thank you.
>>29585524
exploding grandma from Worms
>>29598084
Oh god, this would be so fun in real life.
>>29585524
Death Note
>>29601679
My nigga
>>29601965
>trapped in a corner starts playing
>>29598000
Pretty much, but I think he means he wants one that kills everything in one shot.
So I may keep it safe and preserved in his memory.
>>29590098
>>29586407
definitely a critical effect weapon
>>29606433
This guy knows what's up. Best part of that dlc.
>>29598107
>one shot per powerpack
>>29600544
>... Maximum effective range with that weapon in 50meters...
>halo weapons are fucking terrible, they are worse than their ww2 counter parts.
It's like you don't even know what the difference between gameplay and story is.
No Spess Famas from the Helghast? shame.
>>29608195
that croatian bullpup looks quite like it desu
Farsight XR-20
If not that then the RC-P120
>>29591935
>Female ident machine spirit.
>bored as shit while locked up in transit
>decides to search Human history to build interactive avatar
>picks top qualities of 40,000 years of human celebrities, porn stars and models to make multiple avatars based on pilots desires.
>hooks combat performance engine into sexual output matrix
>harder and rougher and more spirited the output, more efficiently the targeting and fire rate
>multiple active target challenges cause multiple avatars to coalesce
Rape the man says. I say....orgy of violence on a continental level.
>>29592056
"I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A Pulse Rifle. Ten millimeter, with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher."
Gluon Gun or Hivehand. Hivehand if ammo comes separate, cause fuck am I gonna find depleted uranium at?
>>29593018
This is fucking rad.
>>29608642
you can buy DU on Amazon.
>>29592180
>prakataktaktaktaktaktakta
I want one of these. Guardian Spear carried by the Adeptus Custodes.
>halberd razor edged
>built in storm bolter
>force field generator easily attached or built in to tear through those pesky armored enemies like paper.
Rail on top for a flashlight if needed or to smart like it to a helmet for targeting assist. Imagine pulling this bad boy out at the range and dwarfing even a .50 BMG with the roar of your daily exultation to the Emperor. Then skewering your CQ target and blowing it to confetti.
>>29591843
Severely underrated.
Moria IV assault rifle
>sustained by an internal generator which creates an unlimited supply of plasma projectiles
>secondary fire mode, which shoots gas propelled grenades.
>can actually kill armored bugs despite the description
>>29607957
The concepts of guns in that game tended to be really cool, but they're just so incredibly unrealistic. Like I know the average Ruskie ain't probably the sharpest tool in the shed, but why would they make a fast firing, overheating piece of shit that has its mag move for extra complexity...when any dumb fuck can slap together a Borz or Sten? Makes no sense tbqh.
>>29597991
>do not use if pregnant
>>29601925
>totally feasible
but muh caseless
>>29598057
its designed for a hand with two fingers and two thumbs, all of which are long and spindly
>>29608283
I know, and I want one.
>>29590098
>making kilometer-long holes in things
Sign me up.
it may as well be fake
>>29586038
>and the number of the counting shall be three
depends
game - pic related
movie - lightsaber
if i wanted something realistic i'd take the MP10 from Rainbow Six
>>29605886
>tfw you use a full charged Peacemaker for the first time
>>29611439
>dat feel when the hammer falls on a smoke wagon in your hand for the first time.
>dat feel when your cowboy balls dropped. Lol.
Please tell me you had something like "Big Iron", "El Paso" or a theme from a Sergio Leone flick playing in headphones or the background as you shot.
>>29585578
The sniper rifle was the most OP weapon in that game, and it was a fairly realistic AR-type rifle. The bio rifle was my other favorite gun.
Bring back semiautomatic electromagnetic weaponry!
>>29594755
no they basically were
it says in mass effect, that to generate ammunition a weapon shaves a projectile the size of a sand grain from a dense block of metal contained within the weapon's body. The projectile is launched at supersonic velocities by decreasing its mass in a mass effect field. Thousands of these tiny rounds can be produced from a single ammunition block. Ammunition is never a concern because of this, but managing the weapon's internal heat is; if a weapon is fired too rapidly, heat will build up inside of the weapon and it will overheat, forcing the operator to stop firing long enough for the weapon to disperse that heat buildup
and then In Mass Effect 2, personal weapons have undergone a massive shift. It was discovered that, in an age of kinetic barriers, most firefights were won by the side who could put the most rounds downrange the fastest. As such, detachable heat sinks, known as thermal clips, were adopted first by the geth, and shortly thereafter by organic arms manufacturers. Ammunition may never be a concern with modern arms, but the availability of thermal clips is; weapons without thermal clips have nowhere to disperse their heat and are incapable of firing. Luckily, thermal clips litter modern battlefields, and can be obtained from fallen enemies or found around the environment.
the lore of the mass effect series is one of its best features
>>29612534
>shit that doesn't make any sense
There were upgrades in the first game that would let a mid tier assault rifle fire forever.
They just wanted the game to be more familiar to CoD kids, so they added reloading and clips.
>>29598116
>>29598087
>>29598250
ok im tired of things like >>29597948 get posted and people memeing about it not being able to fire past the blade
think of this: >its not supposed to
literally this is basically a sword with extra kick, you stab your opponent and to finish the job while the blade is in their belly you shoot and thus do a better job of deading them
>>29600672
The Zenth 10mm from Dues Ex Human Revolution has an armor penetration upgrade. You want to know what this upgrade did to penetrate armor?
Quantum tunneling.
The bullets literally noclip through armor and rematerialize inside the target.
That's why people love the Zenth 10mm.
>>29593817
Looks like shit senpai
>>29612555
thats not wrong
but if you watch the geth while fighting them in me1 they actually do a thermal clip reload animation, it shows them move their hand on top of the gun and slide or press and then the gun vents gas
i remembered it cause i when it was 4am one day i was replaying mass effect 3 so i can lay through all the classes and relationships i was fighting geth and saw their gun vent and went "hey dont they do that in me1 as well as 2 and 3" and then i loaded up me1 and laughed my insomniac ass off when i saw the geth do the animation
>>29612555
well theres lore stacked on lore to know anything in the post
I would be unstoppable.
>>29601965
Pretty much anything from painkiller, but if I had to pick, it'd be the stake gun.
>see subhuman demonspawn
>shoot a log through them
>pinned to the wall behind them
>thinkimgonnacum.jpg
>>29612765
Replied to the wrong post, fuck
>>29612689
Doesn't everyone do that when their gun overheats in ME1? Eject the heat sync and let it air cool whenever it overheats?
>>29597899
>the way his arm just randomly flies off when he's running
>quarter second later he's a bloody hamburger torso
>>29598107
They fucking melt brah
>>29585524
The orbital Super MAC Platform Cairo.
Able to punch a hole straight through a Covenant capital ship.. and hold the world ransom..
Gyges ring
>>29585524
ive always wanted an ak in 45/70 gov't.
>>29601813
That thing would be fucking awesome for home defense, or sniping from inside a fortified bunker. If it could make Ezri a badass it would probably turn your average grunt into a living avatar of the murdercube.
>>29608967
Lack of magazine springs I guess
The Zeus Cannon from Black Ops would be pretty awesome to have attached to your car.
Bunch of traffic in your way? Just blow them away.
>>29608530
.....we have science to be done!
![f35a_half_life2_gravity_gun_on[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k8b9yUs.jpg "f35a_half_life2_gravity_gun_on[1].jpg")
obviously
I thought long and hard about this, and it would have to be the Loose Cannon from TF2.
I'm a simple man, I would take it as is.
However, I would give bonus points if I can cannon jump with it. I will go on a one man crusade against ISIS if it makes the same noise when you double donk someone, because hearing that sound is somehow more satisfying than sex.
I would probably die very quickly, if I didn't outright kill myself with the thing, but if I even got one double donk then it would all be worth it.
>>29597926
I can't recall it right now but look up forgotten weaposn on youtube and check his video titled something like chinese guns
it definietly looks like on of those handmade copies of the original
>>29614388
>>29608195
Lion's roar. It's fictional because it's in payday. It's also the VHS2 with a different name. It's also my raifu.
>>29594417
FUKN /K/RABS
>>29614388
>AK inaccuracy plus 45-70 micro-howitzer trajectories
Might as well just point a claymore up at a 45 degree angle at that point.
M90 from halo
>>29585524
Lindstradt air rifle from lost world jurassic park
>>29608967
That's what happens when you have russians drunk from mushroom vodka brewed in a toilet somewhere in the tunnels.
