>ok sir your total is $5.56
>designed to wound
>>29584174
B-but you die from the wound
>>29584076
>Go to lunch at 6.
>Look at clock.
>5:56
>Customer asks me why I am smiling.
>"It is almost time...to dine."
>>29584766
>look at clock
>says 7:62
>stop taking lsd
>>29584076
I always smile a bit at 5:56 everyday
>>29584845
Same with 3.08
>>29584076
>alarm clock is setup to wake you at 5:45:39
>>29584076
so what, 3 rounds of .22lr?
>>29584869
Very nice
>Look at watch
>3:08
>innawoods
>uppamountain
>lost
>pick up a stick
>make a sun clock
>it's 30-06 Springfield
>>29584076
>at bar
>sip beer
>look at watch
>time is 3:57
>look at waist
>open carrying revolver
>date smiles
>order food
>close menu
>Applebees
time is still 3:57
>>29584984
>bar at apple bees
Kek enjoy your bud light
>tfw born at 2:23 in the morning
I was born to be here
>>29585106
>Kek enjoy your bud light
colt 45
>be inna lab, measuring concentrations
>first two results:
>0.223 M
>0.308 M
It's a sign
>>29585232
Mah nigga
>>29584828
underrated post
did kek
> Total is 4.20€
too dank every time
I always enjoy seeing the time turn to 19:11.
>>29584076
>About to go oper8 innawoods
>look at watch
>Its. 10:MM
>>29584076
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't set their clocks to 24hr time so they can experience 1911
>weighing the customer's deli meat and it comes to any cartridge related weight
>House number when I was really young was
223
>>29584896
>wearing a digital watch
>eating lunch
>check time so I won't be late to go back to work
>5:45
>smile largely
>people stare
>jump on table
>yell "Kill the filthy capitalists scum, for stalin!!!"
>>29584076
>burger joint total $16.11
>3 dollar tip
>>29588443
>tip
>>29584828
Kek
>>29584174
>Barbie Round!
>>29585399
Me at work with all the clock in MT
>>29588769
>I'm a cheap faggot the post
>>29589745
Wait, people don't actually tip at fast food restaurants, right?
Not the dine-in kind where you have to wait to be seated and actually have a waitress or whatever, but like McDonald's?
>>29589808
>not tipping your fedora at the qt cashier
>>29589808
Not McDonalds, but some shacks have a tip jar.