Surprise! The US government has just abolished the 2nd amendment and the US in in open rebellion. Syria style warfare but the government wants to keep it's infrastructure so this is a primarily infantry war.
post you loadouts
>pic related: standard issue government soldier
>>29573058
here's mine
>>29573058
>>29573083
It would have been better if they cropped the eyes into the glasses slot
>>29573058
>>29573058
>Surprise! The US government has just abolished the 2nd amendment
Good thing you innawoods.net faggots don't own any guns. Keep playing paper dollies.
>>29573558
Anon if you keep projecting I might just buy stock in Epson.
>>29573593
Projecting how? innawoods faggoty ismade by noguns faggots. Unless faggot here>>29573083
owns an M60.
>>29573608
>not seeing Frank face
Jesus Christ, limestone or granite?
>>29573608
or faggot number 2 >>29573502 has two supressors and landmines. Or you >>29573058
owns frag grenades.
>>29573624
Oh, so you're gay faggots playing pretend like 8 year olds in the playground then.
>>29573654
Do you understand jokes? Or are you one of those guys with autism that don't understand? It's ok if you are, I mean there' s plenty of support out there.
>>29573668
Your epic memes suck ass like a 8 year old that just discovered the internet. Your level of autism would be welcomed on reddit.
>>29573717
>gets mad at a joke image and thinks someone owns an m60
>doesn't see the photoshopped Frank Castle face and realize its a joke image
>proceeds to get buttblasted for no reason
>can't handle himself like an adult
Nah, if anyone is fit for reddit it's you dude.
>>29573728
>gets butthurt no one likes his epic meme skills
>thinks his shitty thread is a litmus test for the cool kids club or 4chan
>owns no guns
>plays a little kid game where you dress up a internet doll and calls others non adults
Go home, redditor.
>>29573770
Wow, you even act like a child. Congrats. You'll fit right in.
>>29573636
could it be you are misinterpreting what they were intended for?
>>29573779
>MY MEMES ARE EPIC! YOU MUST BE A KID TO NOT LIKE THEM FOR THEIR EPICNESS
Congrats, faggot. You're a typical innawoods faggot.
>>29573840
? Are you trying to act like a child on purpose as banter or are you actually a child? I mean that's cool and all, but you're just embarrassing yourself my dude.
>Filename
>>29573908
SHINY AND KROME
I
AM
GRENADEMAN
I would wreak havoc on those evil americans with my trusty grenade launcher.
>>29574049
Is grenademan missing arms?
>>29574053
Grenademan lost a couple of arms with his shenanigans.
>>29573908
>Be me, US soldier
>Sanders won 2016 election
>Sanders wants communism
>SureWhyNot.jpg
>We're just trying to steal people's guns
>A couple thousand gun nuts dissapear overnight
>What the fuck
>It turns out that all of those gun neckbeards are in the woods
>This is gonna be good
>We decide to lather the forests in chlorine gas, because fuck trees
>Most of the gun nuts come out of the woods and are executed
>There's still some dudes out there with asbestos-filled masks
>We go all vietnam on the forests, killing hundreds of Slavaboos
>My platoon leader and I were sitting on break, when he gets sniped
>WhereDidItComeFrom.png
>Our spotter somehow finds him, 5 miles north on top of a skyscraper
>We rush the building, the fucker throws toilet paper at us
>He's taking bullets like a sponge
>"I WILL BE WITNESSED" the tard cries
>A 5.56 to the forehead shuts him up
>We look through his bag to confiscate any guns he has
>Inside the bag a 3 miniature nukes
>O shie-
>My comrades and I are immediately turned into commie salsa
>Such is life in the Sander's US
Made one based on everything in my BOB. I know no one cares about realistic shit, but here it is. I know there isn't a bogroll, but it should be assumed that it is in there.
>>29574082
I kek'd.
I think I'll make it, tell ya h'wat.
>>29574049
fix'd
>>29574432
glad I can make you smile senpai
Never mind me, I'm just here to spray paint dicks.
>>29574748
Glow in the dark spray paint of course?
>>29574574
It was cleverly written, anon.
Based on what I have in the house right now
>>29575013
loel who needs images
>>29574456
>carrying mary poppins' bag of propane
>get shot
>equivalent of 40 pounds of C4
>destroy 4 city blocks
>worth it
>>29575030
nigga how are you gonna wear glasses under a gp-5?
Get contacts you pleb.
>>29573058
I think I'll travel light to move fast, as I prefer to hunt alone. I won't be carrying many supplies, but I'm pretty good so I'll be alright.
>>29575067
I have contacts, but I doubt my optometrist is gonna be selling my strength during Neet Spring.
And they'll probably chill on the tear/nerve gas after a month or so
"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."
Marx my husbando
>>29575074
Made a retarded seal laugh, that filename too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
>>29575240
>all those potatos
be careful, latvia is getting jealous
>>29575240
>>29575286
Not carried sacks like true slav
>>29575350
he's not a slav though, he's IRA
>>29575350
>bones break from all the weight
>>29575372
Other chap said Latvia. Didn't mean to get you involved. But you can still go fuck yourself. IRA killed my friend's parents.
>>29575399
chill out, I'm not supporting them, I'm stating a fact. Look at the character, it's pretty clear who it's supposed to be.
>IRA killed my friend's parents.
small world, my mom almost got blown to bits by an IRA bomb
>>29575432
Neat small world indeed. And consider me chilled.
>>29575432
Neat small world indeed. And consider me chilled.
>>29574456
>>29575467
>>29575509
Fucking 4chan. How did this shit happen? I switched the image and filled out the captcha. The fuck
>>29575522
>no bomb made out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
I would give you a 7/10, but those double-dubs demand a perfect score. Witnessed.
>>29575523
such is life
>>29573058
>tfw a corporate mercenary
>>29573502
What's with the Spiderman costume?
1.Have rifle that uses 5.56
2.Take unused ammo from dead us soldiers
3.????
4. PROFIT!!!!
I'd probably just linger around where soldiers weren't or where they were very few and take pot shots at generators and fuel containers of any kind. Maybe fuck up roads they planed on traveling on and making life harder for everyone involved.
>>29573770
Please stop.
And calling someone redditor doesn't make you fit in outside of /v/.