What's the best country to join the armed forces in?
Non-US citizen here, thinking of joining the US military because they're the best. Best equipment, best training, best military culture.
>>29568872
Yeah, America.
Or if you want a challenge round, go with Mexico
>>29568877
What about Canada? How does it compare?
>>29568881
Probably a lot like the US military, but more Canadian.
>>29568881
you know how the US has/uses humvees?
well for canada, it's mooses.
>>29568872
>thinking of joining the US military
You need permanent residence first, thats the difficult bit.
>>29568890
Looks a lot worse to me actually. They all talk like bumblefucks, the Drills look dumb as shit and on top of that they're also fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-F_dVrPUZw
I'd take Parris Island any day.
>>29568903
I'm aware, I'm working on getting that. However I hear a lot of illegal immigrants are also in the US military... how is that possible? Didn't they screen them?
>>29568872
Falklands SDF
Kurdistan desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqds4LV9RI
>>29568872
>best equipment
No doubt
>best training
>best military culture
fucking KEK
>>29568872
How old are you?
The closer you are to high-school age, the more you'll appreciate the "culture."
>>29568881
less well equipped. Unless you wanna go SOF, you're either gonna get stuck in Pentawawa, Edmonton or peacekeeping in Africa (soon, Trudeau wants to get back into peacekeeping).
Pay is good tho. We're competing with Aus in which country pays their soldiers better.
Got to talk to the minister of defense a few times and the short of it is that until we un-fuck the acquisition process, the 10 billion in replacement expeditures will continue to be frozen because of how shitty our procurement process is.
This. The military sucks no matter where you are. If you like bureaucracy, mind numbing boredom, being babysat, watching incompetent dick sucks get promotions and praise, being surrounded by rejects and fuckups, and just generally hating life; please join up.
I went in as 11b in 2003 and got out in 2014. Left after being promoted a bunch, getting cool guy certs and doing a job most of /k/ responds to with "faggot liar show me proof." The above was still applicable, but to a slightly lower degree.
>>29568916
Christ this is an old video
>>29568900
actually G Wagons but nice try
>>29568916
thats BMQ The basic that every forces member gets, SQ is all the infantry tactics.
>>29569146
not OP but is there still enough shit going on there, and what are some groups who recruit foreigners?
Best equipped yes
Best training and military culture? Fuck no
Its all a politically correct shit show now, that panders to minorities and women and forgets that its job is to kill people
I thought the nonner force was bad, army is fucking cucked beyond words
>>29571601
YPG would be the group with the most foreigners in their ranks (ISIS aside ofc.)
Also there is Sutoro, a christian milita.
>>29571690
Sutoro is cool
https://youtu.be/DLYd8yLuQlk
https://youtu.be/XiCg2pUthcM
Americans? HAH they can't even hit jack shit
>>29571610
What about USMC? Although they're also putting women in combat roles... fucking hell.
>>29571414
I'm nearly 29 and after reading Generation Kill, Terminal Lance and watching a bunch of movies and documentaries about it I think I would like it.
>>29571399
USMC cadences are the best and most motivating.
>>29571399
>>best training
>>best military culture
Literally the only country that actually cares about training its troops these days. also the only country with the money to do so.
>>29568872
Israel, plus if you're an outsider you get to pick what unit you join (if you meet its requirements)
>>29571920
>Literally the only country that actually cares about training its troops these days.
>who are the british
>>29571863
>>29571863
That reminds me, does anyone know where cadences come from and who started certain cadences? Because I always hear about cadences coming from certain branches but then they seem to be used by other branches as well.
>>29568872
Do you want to become a US Citizen? Then join the Marines, you'll be put on the fast track to citizenship and unless you're one shady motherfucker, you'll most likely get sworn in around the time you finish boot.
>>29571863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rucgUt7UsHc
>>29568872
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/659988/German-army-pulls-out-NATO-training-exercise-exceeding-overtime-limits
>>29572108
Is it really that easy to become a US citizen? Just join the Marines?
>>29568881
Like the British Army, but larger and they aren't dragged to desert shitholes by the yanks as often.
>>29572052
>who are the british
Irrelevant cucks
>>29572212
rude
>>29572108
You can become a citizen in any branch
>>29568872
You are probably correct on most points but id argue with
>best military culture.
What makes you think its that good?
>>29572230
This.
Need to know intensifies..
>>29572250
I like the jargon, the attitude that Drills have in videos, the moto stuff, the cadences... you don't really find that in other militaries, it's just done differently.
Sorry >>29572269 was meant for >>29572171
>>29572108
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rucgUt7UsHc
>Everywhere We Go
OP here, I literally listen to that when I run. I don't know what it is that makes the Marines so cool, even though for practical reasons I probably want to join the Army. Don't think I could hack it in the Corps.
>>29572212
I'm sorry, did the fact that British soldiers are better trained that Americucks trigger you?
see >>29572068 champ.
>>29568881
1. Canadians still have to shine their boots
2. Canada is a frozen hellhole so enjoy training in that
3. Everyone is an inbred that talks like in >>29568916
>>29572230
Yeah but the Marines typically don't make people wait until after their service is over, and they're far more accepting of foreign nationals.
>>29572305
I'm sure they can achieve the same level of training on a five dollar budget that the basic u.s. army infantryman can get with a fifty thousand dollar budget.
The limeys can't even compare any longer. It's time to stow the romanticism.
>>29572347
1.wrong they are issued non leather boots now
2. not wrong
3.not worng
>>29572430
The naturalization at basic training started with the army, and now all branches offer it.
>>29573195
Though it's never guaranteed of course
>>29571845
Marines have the strictest age limit, at 28. You'd need a waiver.
You still have a few years to join the other ones tho.
>>29568921
You just need a green card
>>29572108
Marine recruiter pls
>>29568872
Where are you from?
>>29572191
The Canadian army is much much smaller than the brit one.
>>29572621
Your life is just memes isn't it?
Brits are very very good at training inf. Frankly they have the edge on us in that sphere.
Usable kit and roe could be better and they need to ditch the L85 though
>>29568900
its just moose bud not mooses
>>29573539
Why do you care? Romania but I also have Canadian citizenship.
