Sup /k/
Long time lurker but leaving for basic in a month. Any advice or experiences to share
If you're not Army Infantry, I am going to make fun of you.
>>29565608
Don't look at females. Don't even glance over. As far as you're concerned, they don't exist.
>>29565608
What if we ran away together?
>>29565657
the only true answer.
there is a small exception for tankers and engineers though.
and if you went 92S, I will beat your fucking skull in.
>>29565608
Do what you are told the way they tell you to do it and try to stay awake.
If you haven't done a lot of exercise start now.
>long time lurker
>asks a question that is asked and answered several times a week
GTFO newfag
>>29565657
>>29565692
>making fun of someone for not wasting 4 years signing up for peacetime infantry, aka landscaping specialist
It's hilarious how grunts, especially peace time grunts, think their job/MOS is anything special, difficult, or to be proud of like being in an SOF unit.
>>29565657
I am bb
>>29565718
I've started running and after doing 100 sqauts I destroyed my thigh muscles I can barely move and it's kinda scaring me I hope my body can adjust to excersize by the time my ship date rolls around
>>29565725
Someone with a blue cord nailed your girlfriend.
Op here what are some other cool mos I haven't chose one yet but I'm pretty much set in infantry
>>29565725
Too dumb for the officer core, too shit for SOF.
>>29565759
Other way around, champ. Back to practicing your hooah in the mirror.
>>29565692
>hurr durr infantry
>Muh over saturated MOS.
>Muh special snowflake, most common job in the army.
Calm down princess. We're all on the same side.
>>29565797
Bro, just because you weren't 11B doesn't mean you have to hate on us
where will you be training at?
>>29565745
>100 sqauts
>destroyed my thigh muscles
>can barely move
>adjust to excersize
holy fuck youre either Captain Twiggy who hasnt walked more than 50 steps his entire life or Lardo McFatfuck
Either way, basic is going to kick your ass
Which is hilarious because basic is easy as fuck
>>29565724
Fuck you douchebag I've always come here for guns I've never gone in military threads because I only decided to join like a week ago
>>29565842
Wow. You are really sensitive.
>>29565797
>not understanding what jokes are
>not understanding that it was just poking fun
calm the fuck down, man.
>>29565842
if that's how you react to a simple post calling you a fag, you are not fit for the military.
>>29565759
>>29565796
>m-muh blue cord
>muh jodie!
Literal cucks, Armyfags.
>>29565874
I ain't even mad I just called him a douchebag for being misinformed go cuckle yourself
>>29565797
butthurt pog detected
>>29565608
I forgot when I read this story, I didn't even screencap, but the best thing I ever saw in one of these threads was a guy who joined the Marines and got the emblem tattooed onto his arm a week before shipping out when he was drunk
>>29565677
Your imagination is working overtime... And that is exactly why nobody will ever put you in charge of anything. enjoy only ever being able to share your shitty ideas and opinion with the toilet of the internet
>>29565838
Neither really just severly out of shape I'm 5'11 and like 230 pounds which sounds kinda bad but I have a decent amount of muscle I just need to burn like 10% off my bmi for basic and I should be set
>>29565886
>not mad
>saying "fuck you douchebag", a classic angry response
>backpedaling this hard
>>29565657
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>29565929
Eat shit you double nigger
>>29565917
HOLY FUCK
that man is dead. there is no way his drill sergeant did not tear his asshole apart until there was nothing left
>>29565876
Hurt feelings, yes? Tell us all about the Infantryman who stole your woman.
>>29565657
>>29565692
>>29565759
>>29565822
>>29565916
>all this infantry pride
>coming from barracks grunts with nary a single CIB amongst them
barracks grunts are pogs in denial.
>>29565953
He probably wasn't able to actually ship
>>29565917
That's pretty kek, I was gonna join the marines of the recruiter told me the wait time is like 8 months and I can't pick my mos so I went next door to the army recruiter and filled out an application
>>29565608
It aint shit. Just take everything with a grain of salt and keep your head down. Try not to fall in with any shit house lawyers or shitbags. Did sand hill summer of 04
>>29565929
You really think the way I post online and the level of mad I am at your complete fucking level ignorance will reflect over to how I act in the military kill yourself faggot
>>29566061
Found the retard who didn't graduate OSUT
>>29566122
I proudly served the great green weenie sir
>>29565608
Yeah my advice is to go to bed, Julio...
>>29565945
People go to prison for death threats on the internet, kiddo.
>>29565608
The goal is to teach you to stand and fight for freedom like a man when the time comes, not be a subservient bitch. Confidence goes a long way, when they smoke your ass, sound the fuck off like "You are talking shit to the next green beret faggot!", that's what they are after, that fighting spirit that makes you or breaks you
>>29565608
yeah...try to enjoy...was the best part of the military for me. the pain was there, but that part of my memory has faded leaving the cool parts behind.
