Which gun would you say describes you best, /k/?
The gun that describes me best would be the Desert Eagle or any of the other overly powerful magnum handguns. I'm loud, violent and only good for a select few things in life, which, in the grand scheme of things, are still useless.
Winchester 1895 levernugget. I have a sword, my parents spent an ungodly amount of money raising me, but I might as well not exist for all I've done.
I am completely average, my life hasn't been that interesting, but I haven't failed at anything either.
>which gun would best describe /k/?
Pic related.
Glock 19. Most people think I'm boring but a decent enough human being. People who get to know me seem to genuinely care for me although people who dislike me REALLY don't like me.
>>29565364
I'm old and round.
>>29565364
Bren Ten
full of good intentions and good ideas but riddled with problems, still somewhat functional
big, heavy, decently powerful, but outdated and useless in most all situations.
Big, strong, old fashioned. Not always reliable, but the work I can do makes up for it.
also, I like it when strapping young men hold my rear so they can feel safe
>>29565519
I know that feeling, bud
![6582_3_tt-33-tokarev-for-cs-go[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xxkThDW.jpg "6582_3_tt-33-tokarev-for-cs-go[1].jpg")
Tok... Cheap simple reliable and tough with zero fucks given about looks comfort or safety
>everyone mentioning how "big" they are.
/k/ confirmed for a board of fatasses.
>>29565364
I may require a little break in period, but after that I'm a lot of fun and totally reliable.
>>29565364
Fat, ugly, overlooked, but generally just as good if not better than the better looking competitors.
Love me or hate me, I'm rugged and reliable and I can also pack a punch.
>>29565435
quiet and reliable, however, there are better options now, and i'm slipping into obsolescence despite the great things I offer.
>>29565713
deep, man..
Ruger Mark II
Every woman and child's preferred handle. Balanced and accurate, not only for a good time but also a great tool.
> Use of me Kinda died down
> People only call me when they need me for one specific thing, and then I'm back to being forgotten
> I go all out in the things i do, always pack a punch, reliable, and i believe in strength > speed
>Easily used by anyone because my price/self esteem is pretty low.(shotguns in general)
> Only a very few select people appreciate what i do.
>>29566027
>not posting m1014
/k/ would be a hi point no doubt. Ugly, cheap, works halfway decent and pisses everyone off
>>29566052
But the MCS is my favorite gun. And you telling me to post anothermore popular and effective gun is just adding to my
> been mostly forgetten.
People are moving toward bigger better things. (Bigger doesn't always apply) whilst i stay the same.
>>29565364
>not really associated with current shit
>held my own back in the day
>I'm still reliable to this day
>few people like me, but those that do are loyal
>straightforward and uncomplicated
>fuck negroes
HK P2000
i have fine tastes and am not a poorfag, but often overlooked
>>29566103
Came here to post that I am a Hi-Point.
/k/ isn't supposed to make me feel bad, fuck you guys.
I can be weird and awkward around people who don't know me. I'm well liked by those that know me well. I'm a little rough around the edges personality wise but I know that I'm a good g-I mean person.
i'm tiny, obstinate, and generally useless
>>29565364
>old school and traditional
>reliable
>well traveled
>neckbeards and autists are always drawn to me for some fucking reason.
>whatever you need me to do, there's probably someone better suited to do it.
>>29566103
why does everyone think the hi point is ugly? I actually like it
>>29566226
just like many tiny, useless people, you're probably adorable though
like the gun
This is pretty much me,Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>29566394
It's got the aesthetics of a lego gun any 5 year old can piece together. It is literally a plastic brick. If it were heavy you could use it as a bludgeoning tool. It's made cheap and sold cheap without any style injected into its existence. Almost as if to tell it's potential owners:
>you want cheap gun
>here's an ugly gun.
Sure it works, but aesthetic is just as important anon. Aesthetic always matters regardless if anyone tells you it doesn't.
>>29565414
Are you also prone to blowing up under the slightest bit of pressure, anon?
>Impressive length
>Shoots big loads
>cheap and in bad condition
>>29566705
He only posted 9x19 glocks so no, that's the .40 short and weak crowd.
I'd say I'm like an H&K VP9. I like to think I'm special, I had a lot of potential, and all of my relatives are successful. However, it turns out I'm kind of a useless fuck-up that doesn't serve any useful purpose. Hopefully, everyone eventually forgets about me.
>Compact-ish
>Cheap
>Reliable*
>Spooky
>>29565364
VP70.
I thought I could use my differences in a good way, but nowaday everyone considers me an idiot to keep away from.
>reliable
>I am here to put holes in things
>what more do you want
>if you are looking for something special fuck off
>>29566452
*tips vape*
For most people I'm simultaneously too much and too little.
browning hi-power. everyone thought i was great when i came along, but a couple of years later only weird fuckers still care.
>>29565971
Yeah, you sound like a tool
Old fashioned, more or less useless, but well liked, hell, even loved.
>>29566936
that gun looks unbelievably cheap and shitty
The P-64. I'm a cheap little loser with low self-esteem that everyone knocks around because I'm easily replaceable if something happens, but I'm as reliable as an old school Nokia phone.
I'm just horribly broken
Well this was depressing
this seems about right
>>29565364
I never really took off and overall am a failure.
I really should just kill myself but for some reason I just keep pushing through it.
Buntline Special. I have a tiny penis.
>>29570850
IT GOT EVEN MORE DEPRESSING AFTER YOU SAID THAT
WHY
Honestly I'm like one of the many MK23s just sitting in an arms locker somewhere.
>rugged, dependable
>I'm a little much for some people
>could stand to be a tad bit lighter
>I make a big impression on people
>Im quiet, but I can be loud when I need to be
>most people think I'm pretty cool, but always opt for someone a little more streamlined and high-speed
>hasn't seen any action in a while
>just kinda wants to be held at least
K-31.
I'm really anal about being precise and orderly and working just right. I don't want to be involved in any sort of conflict at all, but don't let that mean that I'm not willing to defend myself. Stay in my comfort zone a lot. Thrifty, but all about quality. A little bit chunky.
>>29571021
"I'm sad. So very sad. End my suffering. But here's a gun I like." -/k/
I never really did much wrong and what I needed to do I did very good, but tI'm was not on my side and it too long to really set myself apart, so now I don't have much of a crowd besides those who appreciate that it wasn't in my control.
>>29571226
Do you also melt after extended use?
If I'd use a firearm to describe myself I'm a Ruger Mini-14.
I'm overshadowed by my family members, overlooked by my contemporaries and largely dismissed by the overall community. Yet, I do my job adequately and a small group of people appreciate me for who I am. I've re-invigorated myself recently and I feel that it's paying off. Things are going pretty well, but I don't see myself making any significant impact.
I'm skinny and fucking useless
>>29571344
It's not a g36
>>29565364
What describes an underachieving lazy shit.
>>29571207
then the boatloads of suicide threads we get
>>29571135
how did you manage to make me feel bad for a gun
I'll hold you, mk23..
Probably an AK. I may not be the prettiest or most finely tuned, but I'm dependable and I'll get the job done.
FNX
Because I should fucking kill myself but am too soft to do anything about it
>the odd duck in an old fashioned family
>usually spends time alone in a dark corner
>no one wants to hang out unless things are going really south for them
if you need me i'll be in my stock
I don't know why anyone likes me and I'm insifferable to live with but goddamn if I'm not good at what I do.
>>29572581
>Skinny twink that shoves alot of stuff up his ass
>Most men will make do in a survival situation
Sorry bruh, I couldn't help making the joke.
>>29565364
I'm not very talkative. I don't get a lot of action, and when I do I feel like I'm not allowed to talk about it.
I'm relatively compact and I do my job just good enough to get by.
For some reason I seem to have an occult following despite being a recluse and am rather likable once you get to know me.
Sadly, most of those that truly love me or want me in their lives are so far away they may as well be in another continent.
>>29572581
I've always really wanted this gun, but-
Actually, I'm gonna go get this gun.
>>29565435
that's a good one
>>29567117
I kek'd. I really relate to this.
>>29565364
>really quite good overall
>no one gives a shit despite that
>only a few weirdos appreciate me, even though I should have a broader appeal
>>29565364
I should have been great, but just ended up being a huge fucking failure that got swept under the rug.
I didlike kikes as well
>>29574667
well why don't you like them anymore
