>>29564018
Were you shooting flammable material out of a shotgun? That's what the last guy did.

no now fuck off
but seriously - why would you ask if we care? just post the fucking story holy shit

>>29564018
sure, go ahead

I once..this one time I like did the thing and like.. I onced yeah like ... yeah I dids thing this one time I did the thing.

>caught the woods on fire and everything
I like where this is going. Please continue.

>>29564023
Not a shotgun

>be me
>only one of my friends that are really into guns, but they understand their potential for fun and are slowly coming around
>talk them into visiting a gun shop with me last weekend
>as we're walking out to the parking lot I notice one is carrying a bag
>ask him what he bought
>"oh, you know, a couple of pounds of tannerite"
>"but what are you going to do with tannerite? you don't even have any guns"
>"no, but you do"
>"lol ok"
>by the time we got home, it was already too dark to shoot it, so we agreed to get together and shoot it this weekend (today)
>sometime over the course of the week, I remember that I have a mag full of tracers that my uncle gave to me when he sold his AR
>I've been saving them for an occasion exactly like this
>fast forward to today, we all meet up at a friends house and head back into the woods carrying guns, tannerite, and a stuffed monkey
>we build the monkey a cozy little cottage out of logs and scrap wood and place him atop the jar in the living room
>as we're getting ready to shoot, I reveal the tracers and their eyes light up

Waiting...

>>29564186
Proceed my son. Your confession falls upon understanding ears here.

>>29564186
>we had built this cottage at the top of a little rise after checking out our backdrop to make sure there wasn't anyone or anything back there
>everything was declared safe and, since he bought it, I let my friend take the first shot at it
>miss, but the little orange streak was entertaining
>he hands the rifle back to me, I take aim and fire
>miss
>miss again
>miss again
>after the third try, I believe my scope to me off
>everyone else takes a crack at hitting the tannerite, and they all agree
>after applying a little Kentucky windage, we finally end up hitting our target
>tannerite exlodes, as expected, and monkey bits litter the surrounding trees
>everyone is satisfied, begin making plans for buying more tannerite and blowing more things up
>suddenly somebody says "I think the woods are on fire"
>everyone thinks he's joking
>he points out the smoke, someone else says its just the dust from the explosion
>everyone begins watching it for a minute
>oh shit, its actually smoke
>most take off running down range, one runs towards the house to grab a shovel
>when we arrive, we find a 30 ft ring of fire and the wind is pushing it out farther
>everyone begins stomping like crazy
>after enhaling a lot more smoke than I wanted to and scorching my boots, we eventually get everything put out
>other guy finally shows up with the tools and we double check to make sure nothings still burning
>we decide thats enough excitement for the day and go out for icecream
>nobody died
I learned something today, /k/.

>>29564186
>>29564348

At least you didn't put it in a lawnmower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

>>29564414
I'm sure we would have, but all we could find is a monkey.

>>29564414
This is such a childish thing to do.... Especially if that nigga lost his leg because they wanted to be youtube famous for a day. Who the Fuck cares about seeing some fucked up lawn mower explode. Christ.