Sometimes if I can't sleep I'll put on full combat kit with plate carrier, loaded mags, rifle, and side arm then run, dodge, and maneuver innawoods near my house. Haven't been spotted yet by anyone else.
Sometimes I'll sleep on my couch with my rifle cradled in my arm aimed at my door. Scared the mailman once with that.
If I'm on a lone country road sometimes I'll do combat driving. Weaving, driving serpentine, etc flipped my old Nissan doing it a few times.
I do random head counts of all my ammo just to be sure or when I'm bored.
>>29548889
>when I open a condom wrapper, I use my teeth, and open it the way you would a paper cartridge for a muzzleloader.
>>29548940
>Translation; I've never opened a condom
>>29548962
It's not that hard to open it with your teeth. Seriously go try it and get back to us. I'll wait.
>>29548975
It's been awhile, I think he failed lol
>>29550106
>>29548975
I meant he got it, and failed in his claim that you can't.
I have guns
>>29550132
You're already ahead of half of /k/.
I take a pistol, usually my 1911, double-triple-quadruple check that it is empty, put it under my chin pointing at cerebral cortex and pull the trigger.
The 'click' just makes me feel alive and it's comforting to know that when I decide to do myself in all I have to do is perform the same drill but with one in the chamber.
i give my guns personalities and have conversations with them.
each gun has their own voice that I do.
it's actually somewhat soothing.
>>29550195
Friend let me tell you about Upotte
I act scenes from movies
Sometimes I take a gun and just roll around the floor acting that I'm in huge pain after an IED attack. It takes several minutes. Occasionally I pass out. I cough, spit blood and try to drag myself into safety. Enemies are closing in.
I made it into a game. Whenever I'm eating breakfast and happen to spill milk I pretend I was just hit with an IED. I have to crawl to the closest gun in incredible pain, all dizzy and stuff.
>>29550266
what is this magic?
>>29548889
Most of you have some severe psychological issues and shouldn't own guns.
>>29550319
>not cuddling with your guns and giving them personalities
why are you on /k/, or the planet in general?
>>29550189
that's so depressing.
at least go out in a cool way like jumping off of a sky scraper or diving into a running wood chipper. at least make the fucking paper you pussy.
>>29550356
>at least make the fucking paper you pussy.
>>29550189
And not make fellow gun owners look bad, you autistic fucking twat.
It was a one time thing but I can't really talk much because I shot myself inside the throat through my mout with a .45LC that was loaded with raisins and a really really small amount of black powder. My vocal chords are messed up in a weird way and I can only make really low sounds and my speech is really unclear.
>>29550375
This is why I sorta support gun control, so faggots like you can't ruin shit further for the few of us that aren't retarded.
>>29548889
I made this post.
Will post pictures of BDSM mask when I get home. WASR has found a new home.
>>29550375
>.45LC that was loaded with raisins
>>29550268
>Contiential breakfast at hotel
>spill milk
>drop immediately, spill plate
>walk around buffet looking for arm
>pull fire alarm
>wander to safety, wander up fire stairs to room, or alternatively wait for emergency services.
>>29550375
HIGH SPEED HEALTHY SNACK DELIVERY
After 8 pm, I won't piss inside. So every time I go outside to piss or smoke at night I bring whichever gun I feel like handling and pretend I'm on night watch against some kind of sinister elderich abomination.
>>29550468
I kek'd harder than I should have kek'd
>>29550375
I've been curious about near-sonic marshmallow indirect delivery systems (n-SMIDs) for some time, but haven't gotten to the prototype phase yet. Do you have any nuggets of wisdom before I seek grant money?
>>29550293
Chinese cartoon where guns are girls
>>29550319
SHALL
Does anyone remember the old " I lay down in the shower all curled up then slowly stand up like the T1000 at the beginning Terminator 2" copypasta?
I used to do that. Like, exactally that. I didn't write that pasta, and did it long before 4chan. It always freaked me out how exactally that pasta described something I had been doing for years.
I don't think I do any other weird k shit though. I walk around my house practicing draws and knife deployment. I'm sure half the faggots here do that though.
If I have the different types of ammo I like doing:
>3 different kinds of hollow points for the first 6
>The rest a mix of FMJ's in a 123 order of steel case, aluminum, brass
>>29548889
Open carry on my date to Applebee's.
>>29550650
kek
>>29550556
NOT
Excuse my English (eurofag)
My brother who lives with me does airsoft .
I own a g17 gen 4 you see , so does my brother but he has a airsoft version of that handgun they are both IDENTICAL .
One night before a game he was prepping his stuff like he was going to shoot up his office the next day , he had putted his g36c and his g17 in his "gun" case and let them at the frontdoor for the night
1/3
>>29550780
Not worth typing the rest if no one is in this thread to begin with
>>29550780
Continue
>>29550780
>>29550861
Uh oh. Onward
>>29550700
Bees?
>>29550895
Africanized?
>>29550916
Dindus?
>>29550916
Biologically Weaponized?
>>29550861
eurofag pls don't go
>>29550268
That's amazing.
I used to do stuff like that as a kid... but not
...but not as often now
Ok here is the story on how I lost my weapon licence
So he
2/3
So he had his bag with his gear and his weapon case in the hallway next to his room .
I was drunk at the time so I tough it would be a good idea to fool around with him , I grabbed my glock from my case and took one blank round too , I loaded it up and replace the airsoft replica with a the real g17 loaded with a blank and went to sleep
>>29550995
>>29551053
oh god.
>this can only end fantastically
>>29550556
>>29550700
Autistically sperging back isn't helping your case.
>>29550486
>After 8 pm, I won't piss inside.
HAHAHAHAHA, you fucking crazy bastard.
>>29550780
shieeeeet
>>29551053
Oh God, I'm already laughing so much that my pet kidney stone is moving.
3/4
Before we continue you have to know that not all airsoft guns work on battery , actually half of those work on gas (wish is flamable ) .
I woke up at 6am to drive my brother to his event , I had a hangover and couldn't remember shit .
When I dropped him of I decided to stick around to take a coffee there , lots of parents wee drinking coffee too because of having their prepubescent boys drag them out of bed to drive them to the event , so lot of kids there
>>29551179
>1/3
>2/3
>3/4
ITT: Valve writes a story
3/3
So he wakes up in the morning and grabs his stuff. I drove him to the field where his friends were waiting. The game starts and he goes to shoot someone and BOOM. He drops the fucking gun in the mud, a squirrel falls out of a tree. And I shit myself with laughter and go pick up my glock. Well word got out and a mom on the other team calls the cops. My homeboy Mike from highschool shows up and I explain it too him. The first sentence out of his mouth was "So the airguns tank exploded and it was just the kids runnin around saying it was a gun" and he leaves.
>>29551179
Not me
>>29551206
Me
>>29551206
>didn't get v&
sounds like it was a good day.
>>29550266
>>29550293
Best gun is Jew gun. Yes, I own one.
>>29550375
Why?
>>29550399
Awesome.
>>29550541
>inb4 commiefornia bans Assault n-SMID devices
4/4
So I'm drinking my coffee when all of a sudden I hear a gunshot and everyone running out of the dressing room , turns out my brother fired the weapon and half of the room took fire because of it , no one injured but most of his gear was destroyed and he and his friend got lightly burned .
The organistaor filled out a law suit against me and had to pay 20 000 € and no more gun fun for me , tottaly worth the price
>>29551292
I finished your story better.
Sometimes I throw on my SADF chest rig, operator gloves, and my Howard leight earmuffs with the volume all the way up and walk my property at night. It's only 4 acres and I usually don't see anything besides rabbits and occasionally an armadillo.
Coyotes scared the shit out of me the first couple times from my headphones amplifying them as well as making anything rustling leaves sound gigantic. It's a good way to relax or spoken yourself after working all day. My fiance only thinks I'm a little weird.
If I'm feeling lazy and can't get myself to going for my evening jog I'll have a friend chase me with an airsoft gun from a four wheeler.
At least half my guns can't be anywhere near a black light or the traces of cum will be show.
>>29551292
kek, this reminds of that anon who used a 20mm rifle in self-defense against a couple of "urban youths"
>>29548889
open carry at Applebees
Sometimes I make a random melee weapon by just combining household items together especially when I'm drunk
Ripped banister out of wall and attached a cleaver, now have a polearm
>>29551390
Carlo???????
>>29550195
I do this.
>>29548889
>counting ammo when bored isn't normal
>>29550268
I'm ashamed to say I've done shit like this on occasion (typically reeeeally late at night when I'm half lucid)
I also pretend I'm the last person on the radio of a base about to be captured, and other stupid shit.
It's fun, kinda like telling stories is...
>>29550375
The fuck?
STORY. NOW.
>>29550486
Well, I do piss inside, but I do essentially the same thing...guns on piss breaks is normal.
>>29551373
That seems fun as fuck.
>>29551465
That seems like it will eventually turn out to be useful.
I once fucked myself up in an ATV crash and was bedridden for 2 weeks.
During that time, I would get bored and tear down the M&p 40 I kept in my nightstand and put it back together as quick as I could.
Now I sometimes I just do it on random impulse.
My wife is not a fan if it.
I never masturbate without something in my ass, and once in awhile the only thing on hand is firearm related. The dumbest one I did was probably shoving a bunch of 9mm rounds up there since a couple were temperamental about coming back out.
>>29550195
Is your AK the bad foreign girl that lets you do anal?
And the Glock must be the ugly chick that has a cute personality and gives really good head.
>>29551203
sides are now floating past the ISS
>>29548889
I'll pretend to get into a shootout in my home (empty hands) and then fake dying by flying on to my bed and writhing around.
My wife hates it.
>>29555012
Fuck, I do something similar where I'll pretend to get shot/blown up/rocked by artillery and then get to trying to patch myself up before i die from shock and blood loss.
Judging from the other responses in this thread as well, I think people on /k/ have a thing with pretending to get killed by shit.
>>29548889
>/k/ things you think only you do
When at work:
>Constantly evaluate the situation around me in case of emergency
>Plot and scheme defensive fortifications if for some reason I have to use our warehouse for shelter in case of nuclear, biological or chemical apocalypse
>Ditto for the forklifts
>Evaluate in my mind who among my co-workers would be best for survivalist group if the need should arise
When at home
>Shitpost on /k/ all day erry day
When shooting:
>Normal shooting activity combined with some practical tacticooly shit I've seen on AKOU or Magpul Dynamics dvd's
>>29553799
>My wife is not a fan if it.
Why doesn't your wife support you wanting to be better with your tools? Is she gay?
>>29550375
Never change /k/
>>29550189
>>29550369
>Feeding firearms-related death statistics
Pick some other fucking way to die that doesn't fuel the anti-gun faggots, and doesn't give some poor train, truck or car driver mental scars.
I fucking hate it when suicidals jump in front of shit like trains or buses or w/e. How fucking dare you make someone else party to your bitch move.
I sometimes play youtube videos of "firefight audio" (gunfire, guys shouting orders, occasional explosion in the distance, A-10 doing what A-10's do. You get the idea) while I'm walking around with my earbuds in.
I find the sounds soothing when I'm not in the mood for music and it can help me focus on whatever the hell it is I'm doing that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x19uoVfJnrM stuff like this.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
>always try to have my back to a wall
>always try to face a door while at a restaurant
>have default death stare facial expression from years of dealing with white trash and ghetto shit at various jobs/florida's 200 miles of urban sprawl
>>29550319
SHALL
>>29555164
Clearly you were a trench fighter in a past life.
>>29548889
>Be age 9
>Metal Gear Solid just came out
>spend hours trying to understand all the stealth and avoidance techniques required to be a true solid snake
>guard after guard taken out with SOCOM with silencer
>Take out bosses one by one Ocelot, raven, cyborg ninja and then...
>A wild psycho mantis appears
>Uncle Mike (former tank gunner in british service fresh back from Kosovo) gave me his S6 issue gas mask when the S10 was rolled out.
>See mantis' Mask, look at my uncle's
>Put on that bad boy, I'm feeling so... Connected
>I feel you mantis, show me you're hatred for humanity.
>Play MGS start to finish at least twice a year.
Every mantis battle, wear my uncle's mask & get dem childhood feels.
I still do it, every time I meet up with Meryl and head to the commander's room.
I'm 26.
>>29548889
>a few times.
no
>>29554973
someone needs to write a doujin for this, but not base it on Upotte or anything Upotte like
>>29551179
you could write this all in one post, asshole
>>29550356
Every time anyone says something is so depressing, I always think of pic related.
I laugh.
It's an inappropriate time to laugh.
>Doesn't matter had keks.
I kinda play my own version of cops&robbers.
So when I'm bored at night I either play the killer:
>take a pistol
>drive around with my car at night with the pistol on the seat next to me under a newspaper
>slow down whenever I see joggers etc. Drive by them, put my hand on the pistol and think how easy it would be to kill them
>sometimes I also shoot a rabbit like that on my property, put it in a bag, drive off and bury it pretending it was a jogger
Or the detective:
>pistol on my person
>walk around
>try to figure out if any of the drivers are murderers
>ask random people I meet if they've seen anything weird (ofc I don't introduce myself as a fake detective but I give them a fake name)
>>29548889
As it goes I like to get shoot things when I get drunk
>hurr you should never even look at a gun if you've been drinking
>>29555852
Inb4 this guy is the new zodiac
>>29555852
>>29550375
Hahahahaha
>>29548889
When I was a kid, I used to save bottles of all different sizes and throw them in my pond. While they were floating, I would pretend to be some kind of human shore gun with my air rifle and dish out punishment until they sunk, all while mimicing panicked radio chatter as these fictitious vessels came under heavy shore fire. Larger bottles would be capital ships, smaller bottles would be PT boats or, if I threw them close to shore, Higgins boats
I still sometimes do this, but with a .22
>>29550106
>lol
>>29548889
I air-gun a lot. Sometimes in weird places, like while walking something will catch my eye and I'll do a stupid IPSC air gun at it. It's gotten me more than a few weird looks (and a stern talking to by an E9).
>>29556215
Way to pollute
>>29551373
I do the same breh, winter snow crunching is very satisfying in these things
>>29556229
It dries up every year and it's not hard to pick the stuff up after it does. I rinse everything before I use it, and don't use oil bottles (petroleum, anyways).
>>29555051
Sometimes I do it in the middle of the night without thinking and it wakes her up.
When I wake up, sometimes I'll lay in bed for a long time pretending I'm in a sniper hide picking off whatever enemy I'm fighting that day.
When I'm home alone, I'll avoid the windows and lay low like I'm under fire and "return fire" with an empty rifle, usually my Mosin cause I like to pretend I'm in Stalingrad.
I'll listen to numbers stations and write the numbers down or whatnot like I'm at a listening post somewhere.
Sometimes when I'm driving I'll follow someone for a while like I'm following a spy on a CI mission. It's pretty thrilling.
>>29548889
Sleep with a pistol IWB
>>29555555
Is nobody gonna check these hexes? And ditto on the doujin
>get bored
>pick up nearest firearm
>clear all my rooms
>sit back down and shitpost
>>29550195
Alright, Private Pyle.
>hold a rifle in each hand
>walk around my house pretending to shoot imaginary bad guys like a terminator or mecha gundam motherfucker
>often reenact this scene from matrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE4ZOYVKwfQ
>>29556677
mirin these digits
I sleep with a Glock under my pillow
Do mag reload drills while watching movies
I correct people who say clip
Not sure if this applies, but me and my neighbor play table top war games. Sometimes when we're alone and playing against each other, instead of just rolling dice and stating moves we will yell orders out to our plastic toy soldiers and pretend to receive battlefield news through an old rotary phone I have. We're both in the late 30s.
>>29550319
>not being attached to your guns
You're not /k/ material.
>>29554528
HILLARY CLINTONED
>>29557327
You know what they say mate
Men never grow up, our toys just get bigger and more expensive
>>29557327
>yell orders out to our plastic toy soldiers
oh boy
>me and flatmate
>playing battlefield 4
>late at night
>team being stupid
>fuck that
>we jihad jeep now
>(in case you dont know, c4 to the hood, detonator rides shotgun, race up to tank and aloha snackbar)
>great fun
>start yelling aloha akbar over the TS
>eventually realize its 2am on a weekday and we're yelling
neighbors are still greeting us when we meet on the road or in the staircase
they either didnt hear, or they are scared and try not to show it
I sniff my powder and reloading manual. They smell really nice.
>>29557366
>get swatted
>blame 12 year olds on xbox live
>was actually several of your neighbors informing on your burgeoning domestic terror cell
>no regrets allah ackbar
>>29557430
oh right I almost forgot
>when we picked the flat I made sure it was tactically "sound"
>windows to all sides, decent view
>almost no way a sniper could shoot into the windows though, very little high ground/vantage points around
>fairly tight staircase, third floor, fairly defensible
>easily reinforceable front door if shtf
>emergency exit in a different direction from either main or back door, including a 10ft jump/drop so its one-way-exit only
>somewhat tight hallway, a shotgun is going to fuck shit up in there
>brick walls errywhere, no fucks given, overpenetration is not going to be a thing
>>29557488
I would really like to have a apt/house like that.
You guys are weird. This is why I don't go to meets.
>>29560696
Everybody has their quirks anon.
I listen to /k/ radio stream as loud as possible when cleaning my guns and make sure it's playing the BOOTS loop.
It works best when your roommates come home during the process.
>>29555555
>555555
>>29555201
wall contact behavior is completely normal and nearly Every human being feels better with a wall in his back. That's why kids like to sit on the back of the classroom for example.
>>29548889
Whenever I accidentally hit my gun against something or drop it I apologize to it
I also apologize for not taking it shooting
Whenever I take a right turn at a red light I'll yell 'RIGHT ON RED' as loud as I can
>>29555201
kek. you must be from south florida. i do the exact same shit.
>>29550195
Looks like I'm not the only one
>>29555555
czeched
>>29548889
When I couldn't sleep back when I lived on a farm with my parents, I loved belly-crawling from the house to the forest. It was about a hundred meters, and it tired me right out, let me get fresh air, and got me some good exercise.
Now that I live in the city, the best I can do is just do a bunch of pushups and clear the house.
>>29550143
Fucking kek
>>29551381
Underrated
>>29556668
>I'll listen to numbers stations and write the numbers down or whatnot like I'm at a listening post somewhere.
This. I also sometimes purposely listen to fuzzy radio stations, because it reminds me of what old radios from WWII sounded like, and I'll imagine myself in the war as a communications man.
Also, when I used to smoke weed, I'd get really high and go drive on an unlit highway; my car had a loud shitty exhaust, and I'd turn the radio off and I'd imagine myself as a pilot in a Lancaster bomber doing a bombing run over Germany, with my dash being all my flight instruments...shit was the best, I miss it.
i set up hides in my bedroom, get behind the scope and dryfire kill my neighbors with my rifle. normally i listen to vocal trance mixes because i lay their for hours waiting for somebody to show themselves.
i piss in an empty milk jug for days until i fill it up then go dump it on my neighbors welcome mat at 2 in the morning because he lets his dog piss on my mailbox.
when i watch shooting videos on youtube i turn the volume up all the way to train my ears for combat.
>>29555042
>ditto for the forklifts
Kinda-same here. If anyone or anything (active shooter, ninja terroristas, etc) ever put the safety of myself or my coworkers into question, I would at least attempt to quell the intrusion using the business end of my forklift (the sharp forky-bits) before first responders could arrive.
I'm weird, I know.
>>29564361
>turn the volume up all the way to train my ears for combat.
And you're getting hearing damage for no fucking reason.
Bought tons of matches for home made primer and powder. Start powdering the white tips with light taps from hammer. Than try the finger nail strike test. Didn't work. Fuckit.jpg. hit corner of bag with hammer. AlohaSnackbar.MP3. Bags on fire.
Guess it works.
Fun times.
>Buy tons of green army men
>Need enemy. Buy tons of tan soldiers
>Go around house every day after they are set up and use a ruler to move them across the house so many inches
>Once men get in contact range (3in) I roll a dice for each. Highest number lives, other put in kill box. Ties roll next time I'm around them.
>Fuel to the fire. Buy plastic tanks, artillery, jeeps.
>Tanks shoot water dynamite. I grab one of the fireworks, light it, and close eyes and randomly toss in direction of enemy troops when tank is in 6in
>Artillery shoots M80s, toss then at 10in. Whatever men knocked down by explosion are dead.
>Jeeps hold 4 troops and let them move a few inches more.
>Soon plastic bardwire is everywhere, -2in to go through.
My house turned into a massive plastic army men battlefield/warzone. I had frirnds that would come over and play a side sometimes, but it was mostly me alone. Ended up moving and when I did I threw out all the plastic army men. I walked my house when stuff was moved out and inspected the tons of burns and marks made. Bitch to clean up, but made me remember the 4 years of warfare I returened home to after work.
Green army men won the war. Killed 673 tan army men in the last week so I declared them the victors. Still have a few new guys on my shelf, but rately mess with them.
I only do this when I have the house to myself.
I make sure my S&W .357mag is clear, go into my upstairs room at the end of the hall, then pretend I hear someone breaking in.
Then I run out and pretend I'm clearing my house of bad guys.
>>29548889
>be me
> own large piece of land in WV
sometimes late at night i throw on some nvgs and take my ar and patrol my property , pretend im infiltrating a hostile area and such`
>>29555555
WITNESSED
>>29554892
I may or may not have used an AR buffer once
>>29564598
That's bad ass. If I lived alone I'd totally do that.
>>29550486
Not just you bro.
They're out there.
They're waiting.
They hunger.
But they'll get us over my dead body.
>>29564598
Pics.
I routinely go to my desk and pretend to be part of a titan 2 missile crew called to launch in the cold war.
I do all the sounds and actions, from the auth codes coming over the radio, to writing them down, opening the box, going through all the launch procedures and finally turning the keys.
makes me feel alive to know that across the world, if that happened, I would be dead in half an hour since I live near a major target.
>>29564922
New guys, all the old ones got thrown away. No pics of them sadly, as you can imagine, having thousands of plastic army men littering your home locked in (near) endless warfare is not something that sots right with some people.
>>29565585
Side note, taken in a JROTC building. Handed this little section of guys to some cadets to mess around with in a little office they have.
Lads will alway love little plastic army men.
>>29548889
>flipped my old Nissan doing it a few times
How I know you're a liar.
>>29555092
You sound like a fucking autist m8 chill out
>>29550195
I really wondered what happend to Sledge Hammer. Hows Susie bro? Got any contact to Dori Doro lately?
>>29565585
>radio man not using the tupperware LP/OP
enjoy being trex lunch
>>29550541
not that anon but it's a bad idea, marshmallows act non-newtonian when they impact shit, have a dent the size of a bowling ball in the side of my brother's truck as a result of one of the half inchers that we shot out of a potato gun (made a barrel specifically for it)
>>29548889
Some nights I stay up til morning, drinking and shooting my .38 underhammer out the bedroom window. My house smells like black powder pretty much all the time.
>>29564668
Same(even state, WV fuck yeah) except no nvgs
>>29555555
>>29550398
>I sorta support gun control
>the few of us who aren't retarded
Who's gonna tell him guys?
>>29555164
Sounds comfy
Gonna start doing that from now on when walking around campus
>>29567755
Checked
Very nice
>>29555164
>that glorious M2 CHUCHUCHCHU
gets me hard every time
>>29564598
damn son, would love to find someone in my cunt that is still selling them, they sold them in buckets by weight when i was little, don't have any anymore and can't find a store with them, but my search hasn't go further than asking around toy stores when already outside home with nothing to do, haven't really sit down and searched for them, now im really tempted to.
The buckets weren't only soldiers, also tanks, jeeps, artillery, etc.. mixed randomly between the soldiers.
>>29567874
just found the personalized ones they made for one of my cunt's equivalents to Rangers, the fucker wants what converted is 5USD each for the batch of 120
Kinda tempted to actually buy them so i have something i can call ''Special Forces'' when i get the common soldiers.
Even come with 2 plastic planes to drop them off.
If i use the dice system anon used i can represent their SF status by using an extra dice for them, will nerf if it becomes way too op but i doubt it since a bad roll could easily fall below 6, it may even end up being the other way around, a third dice and cutting the number from the third one to half in that case
>>29567880
If you feel the need to ask about it here then you already aren't getting in.
>>29556227
I assume you are a Marine, I dont see other branches being as autistic as us.
>>29567818
>muh SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Drink bleach
>>29568227
gun control hurts more than it helps you autist.
>>29568200
MUHREEN COH
the next most retarded guys are army field arty, I've seen dudes load up live 155 shells in cucv and then bounce across 3 ditches doing like 35.
>>29567921
Hey bud just say a thing on amazon for 33 USD has 200 men and they a segregated by nations of ww2 with tanks
>>29567921
they have em in packs of like 100 at the dollar store for really cheap.
comes with flags and tanks and shit.
>>29568287
i doubt amazon ships to my cunt tho, long trip to down here, but i found batches of 200 of the old green and grey ones for what would be 15USD
The only ones expensive af are the mentioned above because they are an old limited edition aimed at collectionists
>>29568305
yeah but im guessing you are talking about a store in the US
>>29568252
Hooah
>>29568315
yeah, US.
sorry my kangaroo friend, I don't know what to tell you.
>>29568321
no way im an strayan mate, we have better gun laws, the only reason im not saying my cunt is because our army went to shit in the last 4 decades
>>29550375
U dum shit
>>29555035
So, airsoft?
>>29568338
Airsoft? What about it?
>>29568349
that's basically what airsofters do, pretend to get blown up and then have a "bleedout timer "where they have to get a "medic" or patch themselves up
>>29565006
honestly surprised i'm the only one who does this
>>29550375
You dumbfuck.
>>29568367
Huh, I had no idea that was a component to the game.
I guess it is a bit like that then, though there's no timer or anything. I just do it to dick around when I'm alone and bored.
Everyone pay close attention: these are the people you share a board with
>>29555852
>>29550189
This thqh
I never thought I would do it but I did
>>29550375
Ok so to everyone who quoted this I need to clarify this shit.
So I loaded .45LC casings with very little black powder and raisins just for the heck of it. I shot one at a wall and it barely made it out of the barrel so I figured it was safe. I put the gun (ruger vaquero) to my mouth and tried to aim straight down my throat. I almost passed out when I shot. It burned my throat and messed it up a good bit. I puked blood but could breathe after a while so I didn't go to the hospital.
Now that I think about it maybe I should have gone to a hospital. My throat and vocal chords healed funny and I can't form words right.
Also it hurts when I swallow small rocks and pebbles. Chips hurt too.
I have pic related for Humans vs Zombies. It works like a single action revolver so you can operate it with one hand and fan it, and it's like the only Nerf you can easily decock.
I pretty much handle it like a real gun, trigger discipline and everything.
>>29569779
Forgot pic
Use the barrel to flick light switches or press buttons and open or close doors.
>>29569777
Why do you eat rocks and pebbles
>>29567541
Livin the dream
>>29569943
It's kind of a habit. I read somewhere that that's how dogs keep their stomach in check. I used to have a bowl of small pebbles on my desk and I'd eat a few every day but now I can't really do it anymore. I'll have to give smaller pebbles or sand a try, though washing sand is hard.
>>29570256
>mfw this could be real
>>29548889
I bought blanks for my nugget, I put Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture finale in full blast, and I used my nugget's blanks to do the cannons.
I wish I had four or five 105mm canons though. I need more nuggets, because I can't do all the cannon shots. @10min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F5k70xwGSk
>>29550375
>>29569777
>>29564598
This is more /tg/ of me than /k/, but I used to do something similar where I took an old 40k Eldar Codex my brother had lying around and modified all the rules in it to fit my army men, I.E. Paratroopers had the rules of modified warp spyders, mortar dudes became nerfed Fire Prisms, riflemen became Guardian Squads. Then I'd play little 40k games against myself, with my own little homebrew IG. Fun times.
>>29548889
If I can't sleep I put on my bedtime YouTube playlist. It's an alternating series of ASMR videos and field stripping/gun cleaning videos.
Works every single time.
When I do hard drugs I give the keys to my gun safe to my friend.
I don't shoot my guns very often because of that. I've got free time during the weekends but I'm always high during the weekends.
Heroin doesn't make me violent but I'm more worried about the barbs. A few months ago I had trashed my living room while on barbs and booze.
>>29550319
This is not a "describe /k/ in a sentence or less"
>>29561882
>Whenever I take a right turn at a red light I'll yell 'RIGHT ON RED' as loud as I can
Holy fuck I laughed way to hard
Sometimes I dress up in all kinds of different army gear, put on a steel helmet, jump on my bike and ride inna woods to smoke weed. It's really funny when you're all camouflaged and people walk past you but don't see you.
>>29567541
>this literally describes all I want in life
land, guns, and alcohol.
>>29560925
We have a radio channel stream?
>>29556215
I did the exact same thing and had the exact same mindset while doing this
>>29563072
>tired me right out, let me get fresh air, and got me some good exercise.
>Now that I live in the city, the best I can do is just do a bunch of pushups and clear the house
I don't know how people can do this: if I do anything active like 3-4 hours before bed, I'll have way too much endorphins and shit rushing through me, and I won't be able to sleep half the night.
>>29570256
I know you're trolling but this still made me laugh
>>29551203
kek'd
this thread is magic
>>29556215
That sounds too fun to be legal
I like rolling my shotgun shells between my fingers
Particularly those smooth winchester ones
I also pretend to get shot or blown up and fly onto my bed and then get comfy and sleep
>>29571521
I don't live alone so I can't really sweep rooms in my house
One day, I'll be able to do all the stupid shit I want with no one to judge me
>>29550486
I didn't expect to be able to relate to anything ITT.
>>29565585
>pot helmet
>you wore a pot helmet when playing army
That's actually really cute
>>29568227
Yeah because "Shant be fucked with" wasn't polite.
>>29550375
>>29569777
Now I want some Mythbusters-tier shit to get on this and figure out the safe distances for gunpowder-fueled healthy snack delivery.
>at range shooting CZ 50
>pull trigger
>really heavy pull
>nothing happens
>try again
>nothing
>Oh shit, am I dreaming? I can never pull the trigger in a dream
>try again, nothing
>fuck yeah, lucid dream
>wait a second, flip safety
>fires just fine
>fuck, real life
>fire two more shots
>alarm goes off
>wake up
>>29548889
When having rough sex with my girlfriend, I pretend I'm interrogating her and she responds to everything I say in Lithuanian, which makes it pretty hot, but now I get aroused when she talks with her family on the phone.
>>29550112
The balls are the best part of this picture.
>>29557229
>clear all my rooms
do this shit every time I get home
maybe I'm just too paranoid
>>29564448
>(the sharp forty bits)
>not the back end loaded with an explosive gas container
>not riding on the glorious wings of the valkyrie to Valhallah
>not expecting 72 kissless virgin weebs in heaven
Its like you don't even want to be talked about the next day around the water cooler
>>29572309
I got hard reading that.
>>29572672
Sadly not all of us get trucks ready rigged for martyrdom, hell where I work now everything is electric, I guess you could cause a small fire if you sealed the thing up and left it on charge over the weekend to get a nice hydrogen buildup. Overall stabbing things with a couple tons is both a lot more fun and easier.
>>29550375
>>29569777
>>29569943
>>29570256
>>29555201
South Florida reporting in. Fuck Homestead.
>>29555012
Your wife has lovely coloration on her scales.
Anyway to answer the question >>29548889 posted:
Sometimes I'll clear my entire house repeatedly using every gun I own. At first it was just the one but I think I might have OCD because I need to do it with everything else too or I'll feel bad. I tried to buy simunitions once so I could blast targets but they wouldn't sell them to me. As an alternative I use my own lead bullets (immediately clean the weapon afterward) and clay blocks wrapped in duct tape for targets. I normally use small loads and heavy rounds for these. I'll greentext why I double-check this now:
>clearing house, scenario is I woke up, only underwear and rapid reaction tac gear
>grab K31, load with "training rounds" but in the dark I accidentally grab my actual home defense rounds, cast lead with copper jacket, soft point with deep cup with cuts to get frangible action
>clear hallway
>clear stairway
>turn corner around living room, see clay target with all it's duct tape
>BWOOM
>flash illuminates a gorillion pieces of clay and duct tape flying fucking everywhere
>immediately halt drill, flip on light
>clay.jpg
>end table has a fist-sized ball of clay blasted across it, couch has tiny chunks of clay all over it
>fucking brand new 50 inch tv is covered in clay particles, has a golfball-sized chunk in the middle with webs of cracks coming out from it
>xbox, dvd player, stereo are all knocked backward off the shelf
>stereo somehow turned on as it got jostled around by a massive fucking wad of clay
>Orange Caramel's Cantallena plays as I stand there in my plate carrier, helmet, and my silk boxers clutching my K31
Now I am more careful with my drills.
>>29569777
>I put the gun to my mouth
>>29563072
I still do this shit on my 7 acres when drunk, and I'm 23. Whatever, gives me much needed exercise and makes uneventful nights less boring.
>>29555051
>Why doesn't your wife support you wanting to be better with your tools? Is she gay?
It gets synthetic oil and solvent all over his fingers, which make her cunt itch when he sticks his fingers in her.
>>29573819
You use a rifle for home defense? Why? Are you on a ranch or farm or something?
>>29574021
>You use a rifle for home defense?
Not just a rifle.
>Are you on a ranch or farm or something?
Yes. I dug the clay myself.
>>29572299
Mind fucked by your own subconscious.
>>29574186
Not him actually, and my girlfriend isn't into guns too much, but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna try and get her to do this. I need milsurp though
>>29556668
Which stations do you listen to, anon? I used to listen to UVB-76 all the time hoping to hear a secret message or something. I still do it sometimes
when I CCW, I wear a phone holster over my appendix holster to hide the clip of the holster and give me an excuse for adjusting it all the time to hide my printing if I'm not wearing it right
I post depressed responses to threads like this in hopes that someone will respond to them so I can pretend that I have friends.
>>29573819
I laughed way harder than I should have.
>>29570868
No, you saw nothing.
>>29574186
I like the sound of this way more than I should.
>>29574788
Anyone who can read that story and not be diamond hard at the end of it is either a eunuch or a corpse. You're fine.
>>29568367
>>29568383
Well, airsofters just stand around with their hand up. They don't writhe around.
Unless you're me. Then I'll get bored and start screaming lines from films and games, especially Operation Flashpoint.
>"I'M LEAKING BLOOD!!"
>"STICK A TAMPON ON IT!"
If I have nothing better to do I sleep with my SKS on the couch while a podcast plays gently in the background. Just me and my SKS, chilling. I'll do this almost three times a week resting my head on the stock. If I do this with GF I think about being with my SKS instead. I think about how more at peace I am with SKS. But I think that I can fuck her without cutting my dick off.
If I ever go anywhere that is kind of remote I will pack up my truck like SHTF and go out like I am prepping for the day. Always feels good.
If innawoods I'll try and spook myself to try and live out what it is like for a skinwalker situation.
some times i go to omegle wearing a gp-5, and yelling at people in a shitty Russian accent
>>29550319
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
I fall into that category
>>29574429
I don't think your still here, but know you have a friend.
>>29555201
CentralFL reporting.
Disinterested resting face, confirmed.
I hate people
People are the reason I carry
People are literally worse than animals here
I constantly handle or "play" with my guns. Wether it's tacticoolly sweeping my house with my Skorp or pretending to be a sniper and tracking people walking by the house, or just watching YouTube videos and handling the gun, I just find them protective and relaxing, like the best goddamn binkie/security blanket ever. And I prefer to keep a gun within arms reach around the home when I'm alone. If I'm working around the house, sometimes I just throw the Tok in her holster and do my business with her on my hip.
It's entirely unnecessary, given the nicer area I'm in now, but few things are as comforting as a familiar gun.
>>29575972
I assume you have to reload to feed a skorp?
isn't the ammo somewhat hard to find?
>>29575926
Why would I leave? I've got nothing better to do. Thanks anon.
>>29575972
SKS guy above you.
I know that feel. I really know that feel. For the number of times I have ever disassembled things and walked around the house with them, I should not be allowed to own guns
>>29575992
Know I am still here too. Leaving now, the promise of a long working day requires at least some sleep. Good night m8.
>>29548889
>I prioritize the purchase of survival tools over things like food
Food is easy to find. Sandbags and my E-tool are not easy to find.
>tfw you have no money to spend while out with friends but you have money to spend on a grappling hook and different kinds of rope that you hope to never really need
>>29574173
Fucking hate when that happens. Been trying to lucid dream for 3 years, closest I've ever gotten was about 2 weeks ago
>innadream
>walking towards new house, just moved in IRL
>see contractor on roof with a ladder next to him
>think "that's not my ladder."
>use LD trick I've read about and look down, blink
>look up
>correct ladder is there
>go on my merry way
Fuck you, subconscious, all I want is to fuck bitches and fly for just one night
>>29575989
In Canada? Nah. My LGS sells it for $22 a box. Other stores do too, but it's more expensive.
>>29576028
I'll often just cradle my HD gun when I'm chilling. It'd make for a difficult explanation if I ever had to use it.
>How did you manage to access your Restricted firearm so fast, Mr. Tok, when it's supposed to be secured?
>I guess I'm just faster than you fucking scrubs.
>>29576056
for some reason this makes me want to mount a E tool to my bayonet lug.
and give said E tool a bayonet in the handle.
I gotta go scribble on some napkins
>>29564467
anon's a pisslord
What do you expect?
>>29576108
Try drowning. Every time I'm underwater innadream and holding my breath IRL I realize that I'm dreaming and let myself breathe in. Then I do whatever tf I want.
Last time this happened I literally flew. Shoulda fucked bitches though...next time.
>>29550189
me and the lads used to do this together back in the day. good times.
>>29576369
I don't get how you guys manage to control your dreams when you enter a lucid dream state. I always end up in this weird position where I know for a fact I'm dreaming but I can't do shit.
>>29576791
It's a mental trick.
>>29550375
>>29569777
Holy shit I'm in tears.
Someone who's on PC needs to make a screencap of this.
