I fucked up my life and now I have to serve in my country's shit military.
>>29548262
Good, that's what you deserve.
which country anon?
>>29548262
Might as well have fun with it
>>29548273
South Korea
Well nobody's at war right now, so serve, save your money unlike most dumb grunts, and when you get out don't be a faggot pussy about muh ptsd and muh benefits.
You'll be fine.
>>29548279
Joining the US Navy, maybe I'll see you in a few years anon :^)
>>29548262
>>29548279
Harden the fuck up. Take this as an opportunity to pick up a useful trade skill, or just off yourself.
>>29548279
I thought everyone had to? Like March in the Dota 2 team MVP had to join the military for 2 years right as his team was making it. feelsbadman.jpg
>>29548295
I can't I'll be just used as cannonfodder conscript.
>>29548279
Try becoming a KATUSA
>>29548306
Let's be honest, if not for March's required service, someone else on MVP would have fulfilled Dota's eternal curse on Korea
>>29548378
I wonder if all Koreans can get as loud as March
>>29548279
clearly you speak fluent english, maybe you can chill out as a KATUSA for your enlistment
>>29548415
Korean porn leads me to believe at least 50% of them can
>>29548262
>>29548279
What's so bad about being in the Korean Army?
>>29548285
>save your money unlike most dumb grunts
I love seeing guys fresh out of basic, because they spend their money like niggers that just won the lottery: new fancy clothes from American Eagle, a pickup truck, and loads of other fancy shit, then they're broke losers like everyone else.
>>29548471
Hazing
>>29548471
Most Korean """men""" are pussies and the military is hyperaggressive with rampant hazing of bitch boys.
They don't give a fuck how much Starcraft he's played, if he can't toughen up they'll spend an evening hitting him with belts or punching him in the gut after chow and making him eat the resulting vomit.
>>29548488
gotta get dat camero and dependa
>>29548435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRDaf_2icic
>>29548488
I like seeing the same retards scramble to sell their new furniture set, extra vehicle, etc. when they get orders for overseas
I live like 10min from Dover Airforce Base and literally get nearly new shit all the time and just flip it. My old 2002 TDI Jetta cost me $1500 back in 2004. However, most of the time the enlisted jackasses practically just destroy their own shit. I've seen a new Tacoma all wrecked up with maggots inside and a ton of McDonalds bags and drink bottles about 2 feet deep. Besides that, anything you get from the base you really have to take apart away from your home and spray down due to roaches.
I swear to god military fuckheads are some dirty sons of bitches.
>>29548591
>I swear to god military fuckheads are some dirty sons of bitches.
I've noticed that too: they tend to be smelly slobs, and fucking loud too; can't even shut cupboard doors or a microwave without waking everyone in the whole house.
I swear, the Army ruins twice as many people as it saves.
