Imagine what would happen if /k/ was all housed in a barrack
>reveille plays
>fuckers get out of bed clutching rifles, sex toys, Chinese love pillows
>make their beds, tuck the love pillows back in
>chow, someone came in the muffin batter, eggs made with a cosmoline greased pan
>go to the range, everyone's either sweeping eachother or yelling at eachother for sweeping
>someone's running towards the target with their pistol while rounds zing past him
>chapel, everyone drops what they're doing and prays at the /k/ube
>>29542646
That depends on how much of /k/ is actually military: imagine full units of dudes mixed with fudds and underaged and Ant-Man types and that one anon who made himself a leper.
>ill-timed ironic Takbirs triggering vets.
>>29542680
>made himself a leper
Story?
>>29542680
All the fetuses that hang out on this board can operate crew weaponry.
Mall ninja special activities division, fudd reconnaissance division, shitposter SIGINT, etc.
>>29542690
Some dude killed an armadillo and ate it, got a nasty blister on his hand, went to the doctor, it was leprosy.
>>29542708
Jesus christ, I had completely forgotten about that.
>>29542733
He can't post anymore, they had to amputate his shitposter/masturbater
>>29542690
There'd be a mix of people more diverse than an SJW college protest.
>which isn't really that diverse, they just like to think they are
>>29542646
>make their beds
Completely lost me there, anon. Like any of /k/ ever makes their beds.
>>29542767
I guess it'd be mandatory? Shit I don't know.
>>29542767
I dont even have a bed, i sleep on the floor.
>>29542779
>it'd be mandatory
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>29542680
>that one anon who made himself a leper
To be fair, it looks like it was his uncle who gave him leprosy.
I mean what would we do? Like do we just all live together and go about our lives like normal? Or are we like mercs or something?
>>29543835
Spergs sans frontieres.
