Could I kill myself with a crossbow? If so, how much power would it need to pit the bolt through my skull. This is all hypothetical.
Yes but you probably won't die as quickly as you hope.
Hypothetically, I wouldn't risk it, great chance of ending up a tube-fed potato.
>>29523937
Just point it at your heart, retard.
Yes.
Even those 80lb pistol bows pack enough punch to go through an unopened pea-can, and still get the arrow stuck on the wall behind it.
>>29523937
Just hang yourself.
Imagine how much it would suck to be the guy cleaning up your smelly ass corpse. Don't ruin his day with a messy suicide.
>>29523937
I'm ok with this as long as it is instant. Is it instant death?
>>29523937
Make sure you livestream it
>>29524085
No, you'll have a bit of time to consider your mistakes.
>>29524102
Sad, but why did they even bring it in?
Somebody should have just ended it on the street.
>>29524714
you're not dealing with rational people. These people think every animal's life is equally sacred, but will still eat hamburger and chicken from factory farms.
>>29524102
I fucking hate humanity sometimes.
>>29523937
you could literally put the tip of any crossbow where you tear ducts are and point it straight back into your skull. one of two things will happen anon, either the bolt will kill you instantly. or you would lobotomize yourself.
Hard mode: tie balloons to the crossbow, like so many it tries to pull from your hands, shoot self in head outside with a poor grip and crossbow will float away leaving no trace. looks like murder and will get your family your life insurance. do the right thing anon.
>>29523937
Of course. I've killed myself a few times with a crossbow.
>>29525681
If a human didn't shoot it some other piece of shit animal would have killed it. Stop being a little faggot.
>>29524102
>Using basically blunt target points
Lmao. Making animals bleed out is how arrows kill shit.
>>29523937
Hell yeah it can kill you, people use that shit to take down deer and wolves, it can do the same to a human.
The specific amount of weight to pierce the skull I have no idea, but not as much as you think, maybe 40-60 lbs.
>>29524714
It survived and recovered if I'm remembering correctly.
>>29525932
Spot the 13-year-old edgelord.
>>29525750
>>29527220
Spotted the mid-20s skinnyfat mingelord
>>29525750
Suicide only prevents death benefit if you have taken out the policy within the past two years. If its been in effect for 2 years, nothing can stop your benefit from being paid unless you let your term policy expire or dont pay the premium.
Also fun fact, lieing on your life insurance application is technicly illegal, but if the insurance company doeant catch the lie within 2 years of the policy being approved, your family will still get your money when you die.
Also in case anyone needs to know, if theres a dispute in what your policy covers, the courts will basically always rule in your favor. This is because the insurance company wrote the contract and if they didnt want a certain thing covered they should have written a better contract. This more often applies to health insurance than life but the more you know.
Source: was a financial advisor
>>29523937
I definitely make love with her on a large hill full of fireants
>>29527882
You rekt him so bad he didn't even respond.
That bitch talks about hating humanity sometimes like he's some fucking second coming of Christ. I wish we could dissect that degenerates life in front of him, let's see how much he still would feel the right to "hate humanity"
>>29523937
That outfit looks like it would be uncomfortable to wear
>>29527203
Why would anyone waste valuable time and money to save a possum, an animal that is generally considered a pest?
>>29528060
Truth is, a lot of women's clothing is uncomfortable. Most women's favorite attire are usually sweatpants or pajamas.
>>29523937
fuck shes hot. what do you guys think? Chinese? I think shes too light for s.e. asian.
![1-1601191Q235[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DxHKTOe.jpg "1-1601191Q235[1].jpg")
>>29528088
found her. its Ai Shinozaki, Japanese.
>>29523937
What the hell kind of an undergarment is that? It looks retarded.
>>29523937
http://www.times-standard.com/general-news/20131204/preliminary-hearing-underway-in-samoa-dunes-shootings-testimony-crossbow-killer-suspect-confessed-claimed-self-defense
>>29528169
it looks more like a swimsuit + shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzy5n-8_0U
>>29525681
>I hate people killing vermin
If your problem is with the person trying to kill the possum you should've gone instead.
If your problem is with using blunts then ok.
>>29524102
killing the hideous shit no problem making it suffer because your retarded big problem... that said Id have just shot the fucker in the head with a .410 and be done with it
>>29525750
>Hard mode: tie balloons to the crossbow, like so many it tries to pull from your hands, shoot self in head outside with a poor grip and crossbow will float away leaving no trace. looks like murder and will get your family your life insurance. do the right thing anon.
kek
>>29524714
It only looks severe. It's not that bad.
also don't crossbows have a min range? doesn't the bolt need space to accelerate?
>>29529750
>shooting a possum in the head
city boy pls go
>>29527882
>>29528042
Not the same guy fedora-fags.
>>29529810
>>29529750
.410 buck shot point blank to face not killing a possum really? I'm saving up fur for a project so shooting the lungs/heart with anything bigger than a .22 is a no go
>>29529782
I would think so, but the energy of the crossbow's * have to go somewhere, right?
*(string)? I'm not familiar at all with archery.
>>29529859
>face shots
>>29528068
>Pest
This never made sense to me. Opossums just hang out in trees at night. They don't DO anything but eat bugs and fruit.
>>29524102
is is that thing alive whats the story
>>29529887
Not true, one of the possums my neighbor had fucked up his dog and ate at the dog food he kept in the garage.
>>29529874
the fuck are you getting at? you wreak the brain the body dies cross bow didn't do it because it didn't hit the brain or do enough damage to the brain .410 would obliterate said brain I've done it numerous times with jack rabbits and squirrels (never with a possum though so if there brains in there ass or something and I didn't get the memo Id like to hear it)
>>29529922
You said face, not cranium.
>>29529931
semi fair point but depending on the angle it could be the same thing
>>29524102
>its trying to pull the arrow out itself with its hand
>>29523937
OP are you pic related? Do you need someone to be your soulmate of pain? I'm here if you want to talk.
Vans aren't RV's captcha . . .
>Posting in a opossum thread now.
>>29529887
you dont live in WI, they are major fuckers here
>>29528042
What's it like to be a soulless cunt? Your mother must be so proud. McFucking kill yourself you worthless turd.
>>29527882
>never been outside to see animals in the wild.
I think you are from a university or a city either way shut up faggot.
>>29524714
There's a second arrow in it's head. Somebody tried.
>>29529919
Had a possum knock over my father's beer and proceeds to lick drink it climbs our wall and sits there for almost an hour swaying back and forth
>mfw we got a possum drunk
>>29529874
>>no
>>29527991
Well thanks anon. Makes my life so much easier
>>29525750
Didn't that happen on CSI Vegas? Except it was a pistol? Lol...
