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The best warrior dog is the Irish Wolfhound, a breed so deadly that they literally murdered every last wolf/lion/megafauna in Europe. Rivaled only by the magestic Tibetan Mastiff, the Wolfhound is the undisputed God-tier warrior dog.

Shepards = Glock dogs. You ain't wrong, you're just a follower with no taste and you excel at nothing.
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>Get an Irish wolfhound
>He's middle-aged at 1
>Crippled at 6
>Dead at 8

Yeah, no.
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>>29519113
what are the chances that shes not fucking that dog? gotta be pretty slim.
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>>29519153
Name a breed which has extinctioned more species.

I'll wait.
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>>29519154
DOMINATING
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YUUUGE animal
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These dogs kill wolves for a living.
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English Mastiff is the best. If all else fails one can simply ride him to victory.
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>>29519113
I was hanging out with a girl housesitting for a guy with 2 Irish wolfhound pups that pulled a 5 year old tree out of the ground just playing

those dogs are unreal
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great danes are basically shorthair retarded wolfhounds.
me living innasouthwest, danes are fine and great dogs.
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>>29519153
>Dead at 8
That would be really old for the breed. They more typically die at around 5.

The general rule is the bigger the dog the shorter the life. It is really sad.
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>>29519168
Humans, the European variety followed by the Chinese.
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>>29519153
>>29520205
I'd love to have Irish wolfhounds but no way I could handle a dog only living to 5

>my lab is 12
>shes starting to slow down and show her age
>I dont wanna feel these feels anymore
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>>29519113
>>29519168

>Muh manly, huge, unhealthy animal killin' dawg.

Go drink bleach, faggot, killing things isn't what makes a great dog great.
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>>29519154
/b/ pls go
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>>29519168
Cats have extinted way more animals than dags
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>>29519113
I got a great pyranesse.

Dog is fucking great, but man if he is not retarded.

He actually thinks about if he is going to bark. He like, looks up at the sky with this retarded fucking face...just thinking about barking, before he inevitably barks.

God i love that shithead, fucking dumbass dog.

This is how he sleeps
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i heard people in the Caucasus region used these to help hunt bears . the image doesn't do the dogs size justice
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>>29520883
this one does though
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>>29520817
Nice dog anon. They truly are man's best friend.

I just lost mine last year. She lived to 17 years old. Mutts have the best genes.

I think there should be a dog breeding program with the goal of specifically improving health, longevity, and intelligence. Basically to make the best dog possible, for dogs.

Humanity and dogs have evolved together, we are partners on this Earth.
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>>29520899
Indeed.

The breed is nocturnal so hes up at night. Once somebody knocked on my door, he sounds like a fucking vicious beast. Never saw who it was.

He is very nice to my gfs kitten (now cat), again part of the breed. Its funny to watch them play. The cat will boxpaw the shit out of him, and he will gently (for him) paw the cat which knocks the cat fucking silly. Cat gets hit, and is like "what the fuck happened?"

>blogpost
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>>29520950
Sounds like a good dog.
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>>29520353
It kills unhealthy animals?
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>>29520817
I kek'd kinda hard at this
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>>29520990
Yeah he is a good dog.
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Labradoodle owner here. He and his sister bark at anything that gets near the house at night and have a burning hatred for coons.
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>>29520997
I missed a comma.

Was meant to be
>unhealthy, animal killin' dawg
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>>29521032
>burning hatred for coons.
My German Shepherd we had when I was growing up was racist too.
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>>29520896
That's no dog, that's a bear that thinks it's a dog.
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>>29520899
agreed for doggie eugenics.
They did it pretty damn quickly with dobermans, there's no reason we can't repeat it with a different goal.
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>>29520899
I dunno about that.
I don't wanna die young and have my dog outlive me.
I kinda think that dogs are sorta like angels (just bear with me), they are here to teach us about life in a short amount of time.
they have it all figured out, they're just here to show us their ways.
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>>29521049
We live in an area populated by whites and Asians, but we get a lot of coon coons because we're right next to the boonies. Pic related a few years back chased one through the back yard, and was standing on this thing of 2×4s that were on their side above our grill area and was staring down at the neighbors yard where the coon jumped over the fence and into. On a side note at the time he was about 93lbs and the thing he was standing on was a good 8ft in the air.
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>>29521076
Shit I meant pic from first post.
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>>29519113
They are, but they are prone to being crippled due to their unnatural physiology. They also die really early
>>29519153
Beat me to it
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>>29520139
That is a very large dog.
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>>29521116
That's because it's shooped
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>>29521116
4 u
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Shepherd huskie mix and a mountain cur. Love em both to death and wouldn't trade them for the world. I actually prefer the mix over a straight shepherd. Every one I've met has the same goofy yet intelligent as fuck demeanor. Plus they're really fucking protective of women and children. The mountain cur is no slouch either. She'll hunt anything you train her to and was bred to fight black bear and boar. Will also fight to the death to protect her pack and is also protective of children. When these two get mad, (which is rare and deserving) it's pretty hard to control.
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Newfies are the best. Because they don't give a shit.
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>>29520899
>breed for improved intelligence
You know that's just going to end terribly right?
>create highly intelligent line
>dumbasses buy it because "WORLD'S SMARTEST BREED!" advertisement
>can't be trained
>can't be restrained
>pisses off owners by wrecking shit because it's easily upset and not being stimulated enough
>gets tossed out
>jumps to the top of the list of invasive species to be controlled
>people stuck having to hunt this shit like coyotes, but with an increased pain in the ass factor
>be a gameskeeper, have to spend weeks profiling and hunting down dens of these dogs to inject bleach into pups brains

>WORLD'S MY INTELLIGENT BREED!
>animals being fully capable of understanding the horror of growing up/wearing out its sexual organs and flesh in a puppy mill
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>>29521283
Australia shut the fuck up. Americans are competent. We don't have issues with feral dogs like you.

Act like you got some sense
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>>29520883
>>29520896
GOD DAMN
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>>29521334
Well except Detroit but that's Detroit.
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>>29520817
My doggo is a dalmatian pitbull mix he hates coons and sleeps like a retard too
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>>29521334
>hyper intelligent dog
>thinking it's going to be like all the other unwanted dogs, loitering like nignogs in an alley and eating garbage until someone to drags it to a pound to die
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>>29519113

Irish wolf hound doesn't kill the wolf you dumb ass. They chase them down and bite their hind legs and at their throat, the hunters who follow kill the animal. They never hunted by themselves, would hunt in numbers up to 30.

You're clearly a retard who has no knowledge on the breed.
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>>29521522

Also to add, my job is cynologist....so I am 100% sure I know more on the subject than all of you, unless there is another cynologist in here.
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>>29519113
But how big is it's dick?
I need to know, for reasons.
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>>29521522
I'm pretty sure there's footage of one killing two wolves that we're attacking livestock.
>>29521536
Oh, you're a pretentious prick, okay.
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My pupper, only 2 years old
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>>29521550
Bigger than you. Now shut up you fucking marvel of nanotechnology.
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>>29521032
lel, I work with my border collie and she can't stand brownskins either.
She loose her shit each time a black/arab enters the shop
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>>29519225
Dat camofur.
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>>29521550
According to an owner on BF, around 13 inches.
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>>29521803
Then an acceptable battle "buddy" one would make.
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>>29521944
I really wish I could post pics, but it was impressive.
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The best dog is one who can alert you to danger, yet not let the danger know you're there. As well as being capable of dealing with said danger. Fuck all this "my dog is the biggest baddest" shit. Go ahead and tend to your huge breeds. While us normal folk have dogs which fulfill our actual needs without the unneeded health problems and food bills. A 12 gauge slug will dispatch pretty much any dog out there.
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>>29521993
>knot basing it on dick size
Pleb
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>>29521999
>>>/trash/
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>>29522004
>>>/lgbt/
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>>29522012
Did furry trash just call me lbbq?

HAH!
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>>29521536
Cynologist? What the fuck is that, a dog historian? Shut the fuck up anon, nobody cares unless you have proof and I bet nobody would care even if you had it because anybody can just look shit up, we're on the internet.
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I take it you've never heard of the Turkish Kangal.
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>>29522020
>furry
Nigga, I ain't into costumes. Only the real thing.
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>>29522032
To be quite fair anon, a sickfuck is a sickfuck.

I enjoy the furry moniker because its close enough and rumple rustles you degenerative fucks.

Go make like /r9k/ and chop your balls off.
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>>29522044
Nah, I'm fine. But feel free to fuck right off.
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>>29522050
Why would i? I have been calling out you and your ilk for damn near a decade now. Its litterally what i do for fun. I love when you sickfucks respond and make excuses and explinations too, its basically subconsciously saying "god your right but i have to cognitively explain my sickfuckery to justify it".

I would ask you to kill yourself now that you have shown you wont take the /r9k/ "highroad".
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>>29521049
>My German Shepherd we had when I was growing up was racist too.
are you me?
mine would break through fucking windows to chase coons that passed by the house
that dog's hatred for the african race was never rivaled by any man or beast I've met since
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>>29522062
You've been getting asspained at dog fuckers online for a decade? You really should just off yourself.
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No love for the Dogo argentino? The dog that 1v1s mountain lions and wins?
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>>29522083
Well child fuckers, animal fuckers, etc, all the same to me. Sickfuckery is sickfuckery, its abuse any way you look at it and people like you deserve nothing but ridicule and whatever book can be thrown at you in court. (INB4 its NAWWWWT ABUUUSE)

The fact that you dumbasses struggle with it, do everything in your power to explain it, then fail and fall back one "woe is me's" and/or memes just makes it all the more fun.

I have been playing with you fuckers for a long, long time.

By the way, have you offed yourself yet? I know you have tried. Maybe you should try again..but instead...succeed instead of fail. You and sucess is a rare combi, i know, but do me a favor and try. :^)
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>>29522100
I don't struggle with anything, I enjoy life. But you should kill yourself since it's just you getting mad at people online. I'll be sure to think of you while I get ploughed by my gsd tonight.
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>>29522115
>I don't struggle with anything, I enjoy life.

Sure you dont, my sickfuck friend, if you truly did not you would not have to try to tell a stranger on a fast food discussion collaboration board.

>I'll be sure to think of you while I get ploughed by my gsd tonight.

Hey, you are a sickfuck and i honestly expected nothing less! Hope the authoritys dont find out :^)
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Can both of you jackasses go fuck off to a containment board please
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>>29522164
I already politely offered for him to go to a fitting board, and he declined..

Expecting sickfucks to do what is right is folly anon.
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>>29522176
I don't care what you wear or where you stick your dick, but as long as it isn't in a firearm, it doesn't belong on /K/
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>>29522185
I agree completely, yet here we are.
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>>29522185
>/K/
You clearly don't belong here either.
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>>29522145
You backtraced the ip?
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>>29522226
The consequences will never be the same
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>>29519113
>Akita
>Ovcharka
>GSD
>Czech Wolfgog
>Tibetan Mastiff
Try harder next time faggot
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>>29522254
>no Rhodesian ridgeback

Right back at you fuccccccccccboi
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>>29521360

My dalmatian collie mix lived till she was 15, grabbed squirrels, rabbits, game birds and nearly got a few foxes by herself.

Went deaf and senile in her age though and struggled to walk properly, the feels.....
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>>29521032
My Rottweiler hates Mexicans, but only if they're dressed like a stereotypical day laborer (dirty clothes, overalls etc)
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>>29519113
Pic related is my doggo and pupper
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>>29522028
Can't have one, Armenian girlfriend.
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>>29522365
Ayy
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>>29522028
You'll never forget them once you have been chased down the back roads of some country town in Turkey at age 8 on the back of a rented scooter while your 11 year old brother is on the back of the scooter your dad was driving. Those fuckers would have eaten me whole even taking into account the shepherds that were running after them with shotguns ready to stop their animals eating white people.
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>>29519113
I bet that thing has a huge cock
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>>29520220
>my Cairn terrier is 12
>was slowing way down
>couldn't even hop into bed with me for pupper snuggles he was so hurting
>put him on glucosimine, and Origin older dog food
>literally acting like a puppy again.

Seriously senpai, try that shit. Thanks to it and his new meds he's acting like he's seriously gonna make it into his late teens.
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>>29521612

HE'S NOT ME JESUS CHRIST

Now modernize PT boats for littoral use and put escape pods on subs already.
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>>29520896
>the apprehension in the girl's eyes
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>>29520214
>tfw deadliest thing on earth and we're literally trying not be

Are you even trying nature?
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>>29522585
Careful, that one anon might start calling the cyber police on you.
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>>29522027
That whole post is full of fuck
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>>29519113

My ex fiancé loved Irish Wolfhounds. We got one. It was the second best dog I ever had next to my childhood German Shepherd named Thor. I loved that dog and it loved me. It was gentle and loving to our son. Our son loved him, it lived our son.

When our son was learning to walk, the dog would carefully walk behind him, propping him up when he stumbled, and often caught him and lifted him back up to his feet when about to fall. When my son got cold and shivered, here comes this beast of a dog, to lay close to him and keep him warm. Such a large, powerful dog showed so much love for my family, and especially my kid. He showed more love than many people I encountered.

Even when my son was ornery, he showed patience. Matthew would tug at his tail and he would not yelp, merely nuzzle him. Matthew would pull his ears, and he would not growl, merely lick his face. He was a member of our family, my family. Almost like a third parent, this dog somehow made me feel more confident in my parenting, and more secure with the choices I made with my son.

When my fiancé left to move in with her new hot shot boy toy, taking not only my dog, but my son as well, I was devastated. I was also devastated, but swelled with pride when Bel, the dog, was put down because he mauled my ex's boyfriend when he beat my son.

Today, I live alone with my son, and have only fond memories of Bel, and no dog could ever replace him. For that reason I will never have another Irish Wolfhound.

For those of you still reading, I appreciate you taking the time to read my story, it means quite a bit. I don't talk about it often.

Oh look, it's raining.
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>>29523069
Bel did his job. Hell, even knowing the consequences i bet he would do it.

Just got off work, cracking open a beer to him right now.
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>>29519153
Dogs are a lot like soldiers; each one is good at a specific task. I personally would like a Badgerdog for tracking/scouting tight spaces, a German Shepard for a guard-dog and a Weimaraner, or Poodle in a fight. Weimaraner and Poodle might not look like tough dogs but you'd be surprised how vicious they can be
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Pic is of my dog Teela she is the best
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>>29523069
>>29523129
Agree with that; going to have a glass of wine for Bel, and loyal dogs everywhere, right now.
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Teela wearing her snood
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>>29523166
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>>29521237
>Shepard huskie mix
That's what my battle buddy is too. Smart as hell, lots of energy, and loyal.
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>>29523186
that do is so faggy
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My aunt and uncle raise irish wolfies out in the country and they're just the biggest dumbest best friends I've ever had. When they're not hyper active they lounge around with you and watch tv. It hurts every time they lose one but they can't stop loving them ;-;
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>>29523129
>>29523166
>>29523195

I love you guys.
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>>29522070
We're living in an apartment complex temporarily and there are a group of niglets that sometimes ride their bikes around and otherwise play in a little "field" in the middle of the complex. We took our pup out to burn some energy and they happened to be out there. She started chasing them around barking her head off, playing, but it was nice seeing her in her natural habitat, running down coons.
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>>29523395
We love you too, /k/omrade.
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>>29523144
weimarner are what police use here now. they are savage as fuck.
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>>29523417
haha, ikr? Well, they were bred for hunting/fighting bears; I have no doubt they could easily take any bear in Chicago.
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>>29519113

>ctrl+f
>no results for Borzoi

C'mon /k/, these things may turn out looking like skinwalkers sometimes but this is the breed made to drive bears from the Russian countryside.

God damn torpedo dogs, too.
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>>29523442
Why does the dog have 6 legs?
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>>29523317
The snood stops food from getting stuck on her ears while she is eating. I spend a lot of time keeping her hair puffed up and clean so the snood is extremely handy for both me and her.
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>>29523592
There's two doges.

One has its head turned inwards toward the other.
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>>29521237
Mountain Curs man...
I just got mine, a cur yellow lab mix, about a year ago, little fuckers can climb trees and hang on, first night we had her we put some plywood across the door to keep her in the kitchen, look over and she's dangling from the edge like one of those "hang in there" posters
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>>29521283
yeah it's that the whole point of those Fluffy threads on /b/ only if every human on earth was a retarded psychopath?
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>>29523069
I'll take a shot tonight in honor of Bel. I expect all of /k/ to.
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>>29519113
Sure if you want a dog with a plethora of congenital diseases that will suffer chronically.

I suppose you will have a combat dog for a short time before it gets too ill to perform the task you mentioned.
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>>29520205
I have a mutt that is the composition of a female Maltese Terrier & ShiTzu with a male Papillon.

My male Rusty is 17 years old this July
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>>29521522
No, anon, that's the Borzoi. Irish Wolfhounds were used to hunt and kill wolves solo or in pairs.
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>>29522607
aww anon, reversing symptoms is a sign of death in the near future. dogs who suddenly seem youthful are usually on the edge of death.
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/k/aninine thread?

Heres my dogbro, I just applied to adopt a black lab becuase he needs a playmate
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>>29521148

Really?
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>>29523069
Dammit my eye sockets are sweating again...
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>>29520194
tbq this famila
>pic related largest one of my two, also the most retarded of the two.
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>>29524358
>oldest of the two
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>>29521999
What a waste of trips
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>>29519113
>No love for Rottweilers

Truly man's best friend,so loyal, so obedient, so loving so..... Dumb. At least my dog Beans was. But DAMN would that dog love you, and she would do anything for you. God, I cried so much when she passed away. I'll love you forever, Beansy.

Betty, my other dog, a chubby black Lab, she was a good dog too. She was so smart. She had this weird habit of licking, like she'd lick and she wouldn't stop. She especially liked knees, for some reason. She'd sleep on her back, with her arms all folded up, she looked like a dead cockroach, God what a good dog she was. Not very /k/, but she could learn a new trick in a week flat, so long as you gave her human food.
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>>29522028
>Dogroach
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>>29522099
wut

>>29522275
>RaymanPetsADoggo.jpg
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>>29522607
Can confirm, Glucosamine helps ALOT with joints

>>29524088
C-Can also confirm... ;_;
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>>29523069
Gee, it's hot in here, my eyes are starting to sweat.....

>tfw silently crying in the college library
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>>29523144
>Badgerdog
I miss mine every day....RIP buddy...
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>>29523186
>>29523170
>>29523161
QT and refined doggo, elegant/10

is she nice?
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>>29524601
She is a very intelligent and well mannered animal.
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>Got SMA. Can't care for myself let alone a dog.
>I really want a dog, a friend at this point.
>Can't afford to get one, I wouldn't be able to care for it.
>Mom doesn't really want a big dog either, a small lap dog, something I can easily drive over with my wheelchair.
>She still says that she's going to take care of it, no matter what.
>But I know that she'd get angry at having just that more shit to do.
>Tfw I have to fight to repress my feelings to not get a dog, I'd hurt one more than give any good to it.
>Even if we do get one, I won't really care for it that much, complete lethargy and honestly I just wouldn't be able to do anything. Making the dog get more in touch with someone else than me.

Just shoot me already please, someone.

Worst part is that I had a cat once, a total fucking bro. I once by accident drove over his lil feet. Didn't care, he understood. He got ran over by a car.
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>>29523069

>Opens a beer

A toast to bel

Tell me that piece of shit now has some sort of horrible disfiguration as a result of Bel attacking him?
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>>29524594
>that "I'm getting too old for this shit" look that he gave to the camera

kek
badgerdogs are based, I plan on getting one when I hit 50 years
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I dunno about best breeds. But the most literal bite for your buck is a shitbull. This tiny fucker is 60 lbs of hate and bite. He's deceptively heavy for his size. But as long as you establish who's in charge and teach them to understand basic commands they're alright and don't challenge the hierarchy.

Pro tip, I could buy like 20 of them and feed them for there entire lifetimes for the price of one of these exotic breeds.
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>>29524663

Let me preface this by saying the only time I ever saw Bel angry was when we were just getting together, we lived in a predominantly Hispanic working class neighborhood, I was a rookie police officer and my girlfriend was a barista at a local coffee joint.

He wasn't even a year old when some spic jumped the fence and tried to break in. Bel immediately went into a fury and pounced on the dude, and ended up biting his finger clean off. This was when I knew Bel was going to be the best fucking dog in the world.

Fast forward 5 years and my son is over for his visitation, bawling as soon as he sees me. I try to console him because he's hyperventilating he's so upset. Finally he manages to squeak out "DADDY THEY KILLED BEL!"

My heart sank. I asked why, trying to choke back tears as best I could. He said Bel attacked his mom's boyfriend "because Bel was real mad"

I asked why Bel got so mad and he got real quiet. He then told me he couldn't say because he would get in trouble. At this point I start really prodding because I can tell he is so upset, something is definitely wrong, I mean, the only time I'd ever seen him attack someone was when a Mexican tried to break in.

He then drops this bombshell.

>Bel was mad because Danny (his mom's boyfriend was Daniel) hit me

He immediately follows up with me begging not to say anything because he's worried about being in trouble.

Being a cop I immediately get my agency to look into it, contacted my attorney same day, we ended up in court and I got my fucking kid from that bitch.

Finally saw her boyfriend, Bel obviously went for his face, because he has severe scarring all along the left side if his head, he's missing part of his left ear and is blind in his right eye.
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>Bel obviously went for his face, because he has severe scarring all along the left side if his head, he's missing part of his left ear and is blind in his right eye.

GLORIOUS RETRIBUTION
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>>29524787

I've never killed anyone, I don't generally condone violence at all really, even being a cop, but I wish my goddamn dog finished the fucking job before they managed to murder him.

If Bel were maybe a little younger, a little more spry, I think he could've done it.
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>>29524751
Having seen a fair bit of wolfhound fighting in my time, you can rest pretty much assured that this mauling began with Bel literally slapping the shit of the guy.

Or more vividly, Bel probably spike the guys head into the ground like a volleyball.
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>>29524787
CAVE CANUM MOTHERFUCKER
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nah. kangals.
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>>29521032
Hope you enjoy the bounciest fucking dog in existence.
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>>29524734
Every single dog in the local shelters is either a pit or a chihuahua mix, they are a diamond dozen.
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>>29526176
Exactly, while you were so busy looking for the uberpupperschmet I was raising an army. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeGWe8e_2jg
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>>29519113
my shepherd Odin
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>>29526176

> a diamond dozen

You knwow what they say, it's a doggy dog world
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>>29526176
>>29526245

It's all survival of the fitness, boys.
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My mutt.

Not sure if he's a shepherd dobermann mix or a shepherd Australian kelpie mix.
He is retardedly protective of children. Like he's snapped at me for trying to wrestle with my nephews., and I'm dad to him.


His name is artyom
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>>29521360
>My doggo is a dalmatian pitbull mix he hates coons and sleeps like a retard too
My doge hates retards and sleeps like a coon
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>>29525923
That's quite a flea collar
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>>29524751
The love and loyalty of dogs will forever be the truest portrait of nobility. Your dog thought nothing of his safety, his aging frame, the wrath of others, in that moment, he arose clothed in glory and defended his boy like a lion.

I drink to him. May you meet again, beyond the veil of death.
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>>29520896
you look in her eyes and you just know...
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>have madman friend
>decides to get a wolf
>point out to him that wolves are hard as fuck to raise and deal with
>does it anyway
>expect the worst
>it's actually a great fucking wolf, very warm and affectionate to him and his close friends, since we all helped him raise it
>hyper and needs attention, but not as bad as I thought and my friend is a fitness addict who owns land
>her name is Sable
>weight easily 130 pounds, black with yellow eyes
>help him make a massive outdoor pen for it on his land, wind up building it all sorts of tunnels and shit to play on

2 years later

>early january winter, cold as fuck
>has brought wolf in to sleep with him
>probably didn't need to, that thing loved the cold
>hears crashing sound,broken glass from kitchen window
>breakin
>wolf leaves bed in a dead run, doesn't make a sound
>before my friend can even get out of bed or grab his shotgun hears what he later described as the most piercing scream of his life, followed by a horrible gurgling sound
>by the time he arrives it's over
>wolf covered in blood
>entire room covered in blood, even ceiling
>bit the burglar's throat so bad it looked like someone took an axe to him
>burglar still had gun in his waistband, didn't even have time to draw
>Sable perks up when friend walks in, all happy, licks his hand and gets blood all over him

It was an awkward time with the cops, he made sure Sable was locked up before he called them, thankfully they linked the burglar to some real nasty shit, apparently he like to rape sometimes when he robbed, they didn't even take Sable into the custody of animal control.

I miss you Sable, rest in peace
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>>29519113
>a breed so deadly that they literally murdered every last wolf/lion/megafauna in Europe
No, that was us. Dogs only played a role as one of our weapons, alongside the atlatl and later projectile weapons.
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>>29521360
coons? coons? where they at?

redbone coonhound represent
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>>29522607
Food makes a huge difference in dogs youthfulness.

Didn't believe it for a long time but my 12 year old pup was much better after listening to my crazy ex and getting pupppers better food (blue buffalo I think but anything not shit helps)
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