Frank Reynolds heard you were bangin his whore wife and is breaking into your house. What do you grab?
Vodka shotgun and tequila revolver.
>>29515176
A lab coat with Dr. Mantis Toboggan written on it.
>>29515176
his wife then shove her out the front fucking door
not dying for that bitch she cheated on her husband
>>29515176
His wifes ass of course
>>29515176
>call 911 about some armed perv trying to break in
>proceed to watch how he gets shot by police
>>29515176
>What do you grab?
I hide upstairs, that fat fuck would have a heart attack before he reached me.
>>29515176
I'm banging Anne Archer? Noice.
leave out the riot juice and hope he wanders away.
>>29515176
Distract him by calling his daughter a bird.
>>29515389
>>29515389
My sides!
/thread
>>29515389
>>29515483
>>29515534
I don't get it
>>29515562
go watch always sunny you jabroni
>>29515582
cool word
>>29515176
FIGHT MILK!
>>29515389
Perfect. All that's missing are the whores.
>>29515598
>FIGHT MILK!
Not using Crowtein, enjoy wasting your money.
>>29515598
>>29515598
It's got CROWTEIN! That shit's BADASS!
>>29515176
I'd grab his whore wife and engage physically.
>>29515644
WRONG
WRONG
NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO RUN MY SYSTEM
I really want a snubnose model 19 like Frank uses.
>>29515771
Shame Danny Devito is so anti gun.
https://twitter.com/dannydevito/status/279679446259208192
>>29515911
He is the ultimate Manlet after all. And he has played a ton of cucks.
>>29515911
>>29515962
And he's a Bernie Bro. Bernie was a semi auto and handgun ban.
>>29515668
The D.E.N.N.I.S system.
>>29515176
EGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE
>>29515962
Hey, I'm 5'4" and I love guns
I don't think I would need to be worried about someone with donkey brains.
>>29516372
He does not have donkey brains, he even has a certificate to prove it.
>>29516009
I have much more success with the M.A.C. system.
>>29516437
>not grabbing a monster condom for your magnum dong to impress women
Plebs
I get my tresh can
>>29515598
BY BODY GUARDS
FOR BODY GUARDS
A rum ham. Or a denim chicken.
>>29517695
I DRINK IT EVERYDAY SO I CAN FIGHT LIKE A CROW
>>29515176
Grab my most-full bottle of tequila and have a fucking adventure.
My Handy Dandy Freeway Rick Ross
>hear a noise and walk in my kitchen
>See a little man yelling and waving a gun around in my Trashcan
>has little bits of paper all around his mouth
>he sees me and turns over too me pointing his snubnose my direction
>starts questioning me while belching and Spewing beer out of his mouth
>he say's I'm a porking his whore wife and shoots me
>rolls out of the Trashcan and starts cleaning my gunshot wound with Trash while eating Trash
>last thing I see is a little naked man gasping for air walking away while saying
> I am the Trashman.
He can't come in until he pays the troll toll
>>29515911
Goddamit, pls be satire. Why shouldn't he be pro-gun?
A bong. We could smoke then discuss his whore wife's exploits. It would be a good time.
>>29515176
Toe knife
>>29515176
>Whuuu-re
Probably my bolt action shotgun, I don't trust my 9mm rifle to take down an Angry Frank
>>29522586
Holy shit my sides
>>29523644
He's a Bernie bro literal cuck as its not surprising.
>>29515389
Kek, don't forget the pocket sausage to lure him out.
Challenge him too a game of nightcrawlers.
I'd find my Ali BaBa sword
>>29524225
AAH I BOTCHED IT. I GOT A BOTCHED TOE!
>>29515176
i fight like a crow
>>29527816
What would happen if you mixed fighting crow and riot juice?
>>29515562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7dGTt96uY
>>29527112
Don't worry. It'll pus up and in a couple days, it'll be good as new!
I'd grease his ass up and do a little plowing of my own
>>29531713
Not gay sex?
>>29515562
Fucking jabroni
An always sunny reference.
>>29533818
go get me a beer bozo
>>29515389
"GET BLASTED!!!"
I'd lure him into a trap with a plate of macaroni and my finest milk steak.
Whoah, bro, slow down there! Otherwise I'm gonna have to slap you with my dick... towel.
I enjoy this thread.
>>29515610
>>29515630
I actually found a protein powder container at work and printed the label and slapped it on there. When coworkers see it we all crow.
>>29515176
A rum ham. Then I'd plant a seed in his mind that Dennis and Dee are using him for his money. Then I'd run off to see what's going on in the Charlie plot.
We should have more Always Sunny threads.
>egg
>>29515771
It's a model 36 that he's got.
>>29534302
Nope its a model 19 snub nose.
>>29534253
I was really pleasantly surprised by the gun control episode
>dee and dennis want to prove how easy it is to buy a gun
>go to a gun store and get their background checks denied
>go to a gun show and get price gouged to hell
>go to buy one illegally in the ghetto and get robbed
>>29536716
Haven't seen that one, also didn't it disprove the "gunshow loophole". Funny about that episode with Danny Devito being another anti gun lib.
Reminds me of the movie Blue Ruin. It was somewhat gun mixed. Because one of the two writers loves guns and has a ton and land too shoot them and the other doesn't even feel safe with a gun locked in a safe.
>>29515176
>What do you grab?
His glasses.
I would hide in my leather sofa and wait for him too leave.
>>29536716
Pretty sure it was satire on Alex Jones because at the end Frank is selling water filters. Something Jones is always shilling.
Also, where is the waiter with my milk-steak and side of jelly beans, been waiting here forever.
