Anyone have any funny stories or experiences about fucking with tumblr whales about ammosexuality? Here's a picture of mine, I may greentext a few more later if this thread is still around.
>>29512797
Holy shit that's hilarious.
>>29512797
> I may greentext a few more later if this thread is still around.
Do it.
>>29512797
>iFunny
Never again, but if we can get the SJW's on our side then we're immune to liberalism.
Unfucking real.
What the fuck
>I identify as a multirole Fighter Jet
>>29515175
Alright here goes:
>be me
>at extra curricular activity with bitch boy who I hate but can't do anything about
>he's a total sjw fag on every ADHD medication you can imagine but can turn into a jew hating nazi in an instant for some reason, still not sure if he is serious or not
>anyway, he's bitching about bitchy shit, saying that I don't understand something because I'm a guy
>I look him dead in the eyes
>check your privilege shitlord, I'm not a cis white male, I actually identify as a Springfield 1903A3 rifle
>he get's so pissed off
>my friends burst out laughing
>he's panicking
>says "you're a dick"
Heres another one that happened online, but In my opinion is one of the better ones
>arguing with the epitome of tumblr whale hamplanet
>she's correcting me on calling Bruce Jenner by his name
>hams out
>calls in her dyke followers
>they all gang up on me
>cis white male this
>cis white male that
>getting overwhelmed
>call in my followers
(yes this happened on ifunny, never again, never again)
>offensives and politicals going after hamlets left and right
>it starts dying down
>but then some popular whale finds the conversation
>reposts it
>oshitherewego.gif
>the app crashed a few times trying to reply because there was so much hair dye and estrogen
>devise a plan
>tell them that I'm actually persecuted at school and this is my one outlet
>they ask me why I'm persecuted
>tell them it's because I'm not straight
>they do a 180 and begin comforting me, even had a few sub to me
>this goes on for days, some of them aren't as extreme as the others and are actually tolerable to talk with
>the popular whale that reposted it makes a huge ass essay telling everyone to pity me
>waitforit
>the one single sub of hers with more than one braincell asks "but wait, how does he/she/they identify"
>oshit
character limit, I'll continue in a minute.
>>29517065
continued:
>the one single sub of hers with more than one braincell asks "but wait, how does he/she/they identify"
>they all begin asking me
>realise the gig is up, might as well go out in a blaze of glory
>"I'm a gay black jewish mexican and I identify as a Browning m1917 machine gun, check your privilege you filthy sweaty hammies"
>literally nothing for almost two weeks but threats and "I'm reporting you, cis white male" someone even said "your lies have triggered me, I'm talking with lawyers as I type this because I haven't been able to sleep" I shit you not, someone said that
>i think they were even making fake accounts just to talk shit to me and make their numbers seem bigger
Well that's it for now. Hope you guys enjoy.
I'm seeing a lack of greentext stories about /k/ stopping tornados with the force of a thousand nuggets. Someone care to post it?
>>29517212
>ifunny
As cringey as that app gets, it used to be my shit. I'd ruin people's lives on that fucking app.
>>29519728
Someone actually capped my greentext?
>>29521393
Lmfao yeah, people took it way too seriously.
>>29521738
Yea I've seen it a few times. I get a giggle every time. I lost it and I'm digging around for it. Cring worthy friend obsessed with goggling "tacticool" and not realizing 90% of what he's looking at is years of /k/ backwash instead of actually just going to /k/
