Can I borrow 10k, /k/?
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=551097974
Damn, was at least worth saving the pics. Don't see that every day.
>>29512290
>YOU CANT OWN A TANK
>>29512290
Does the qt come with it?
>>29512343
>YOU CAN'T OWN A BATTLESHIP
>Be sleeping
>Suddenly hear a bang on your door
>Wake up
>Hear man of negro persuasion rummaging around your living room
>Look in nightstand
>See your pistol
>Look over at closet
>See your shotgun
>Look over at the corner of the room
>See your inert 16" Battleship Shell
>PERFECT!
>Walk up
>Lift it up, grunting at the immense weight
>Drag it to the door and then to the stair well
>Bix nood mofugga at the bottom of the stairs with your TV
>Looks up and sees this man sweating profusely as he drags this large object to the top of the stairs
>Dindu freezes
>"MIGHTY MO! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!" you bellow
>Shove the large 16" shell down the stairs
>Goes steamrolling down the stairs, breaking the railing and everything in it's path
>Including the man
>And your TV
>The shell rolls over him and the TV, fusing the TV with the burglar
>The half man half TV moans out in pain as the 16" shell slams through your wall and hits your car
>Hardest part is explaining why you need a new TV.
Perfect.
>>29514862
topkek
>>29514862
>not de-inerting it
>not hitting the primer with a hammer while shouting "ASGAAAAAAAAAAAAARD"
do you even castle doctrine?
Why do they write 16"/50cal?
>>29512354
>qt
>fatbody
>>29517398
Its the guns on the iowa. 16 inches diameter, 50 calibers long.
>>29517611
> I looked it up because I didn't know
> You already posted it right
Thanks.
"These guns were 50 calibers long—or 50 times their 16-inch (406 mm) bore diameter which makes the barrels 66.6 feet (20 m) long, from breechface to muzzle."
>>29512290
What other extravagant things can I waste tens of thousands of dollars on?
Can I buy an m1 Abrams tank?
>>29512290
now that would be a cool coffee table.
>>29517132
>battleship shell
>primer
do you even into piezoelectric ignition?
>>29512343
But you can
T72 for $50,000
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-72-42#currency=USD
How about a Leopard 1A5 for 285k? Doesnt have its gun though
http://www.armyjeeps.net/armor1.htm
Shit for 500k I could buy a F5 fighter jet
http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/1394009/1968-northrop-f-5a
Imagine if you won Powerball a few months ago for 900 million after tax. I would build my own private Aberdeen Proving Grounds
>>29517986
Dam, quoted the wrong person. I meant to reply to
>>29517741
>>29514862
lol wut
Forgot to mention though, if I had almost a billion dollars, I wouldnt buy a jet. Id buy a P51 for sure
http://www.platinumfighters.com/#!p-51d-vh-fst/cjem
Its only 1.8million, and prop planes are just so much cooler and more fun to fly. Kind of like a manual transmission in a modern sports car
>>29512333
I actually do see 16" shells everyday at work.
>>29514862
>"MIGHTY MO! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!"
>>29514862
>might mo
>calling out to the Missouri for strength
>not calling out to the far mightier Iowa
It's like you're retarded.
>>29517404
>pointyelbows.png
It's ok permavirgin, nobody's good enough for you.
>>29512290
Can some richfag please buy this and errect it in their lawn, maybe in a bad neighborhood so everytime some youths start acting up you can run out with a hammer and threaten to level their grandmas house?
Or maybe just a free lawsuit against the ATF or something for when they raid you for it and you later sue them for shooting your dog, getting an attack dog latched to your face and a chair dropped on your bleeding, ripped face while they all laugh at you~
