>You're only carrying a subcompact .380? You really think that's enough to protect me?
>>29495140
>Shoots guy at table adjacent
"Stopped him didn't it?"
>>29495140
>shoots her
You tell me cunt
No, but it should be enough to get you into the van, or eliminate you as a witness if you don't.
Can someone post the Beretta Jetfire vs. Bear story?
>>29495140
No. But it is enough to kneecap you so I can leave you behind for a pack of niggers to rape.
Carry your own gun, bitch.
>>29495168
I kek'd
inb4 bald travolta movie meme image
>>29495168
Fucking kek
>>29495194
got'chu senpai
>>29495140
>Types of Women that don't exist
>>29495140
Shit, sorry. Let me get the full-size .380.
>>29495477
I actually would love too own one of those.
>>29495140
*grabs you by the throat*
Fuck off?!
>>29495140
Babe, that's just the backup for the ankle holster. I'm rocking Miami Vice style with the Bren ten in the shoulder holster.
>>29495603
It doesn't have a magazine though.
Them shits is expensive
Good thing the 10mm is so powerful.
>>29495140
It's enough to ventilate both an attacker and you, cunt.
>>29495140
"Protect you? What the fuck are you- just get in the van, you dumb bitch!"
>>29495632
That's what the .380 "backup" is for.
>if I miss the first time.
>I'm sorry, but we're going to have to break up. I only date men who carry .40 S&W. Men who know what I'm worth! Maybe when you've grown up and started carrying REAL calibers, then I'll have time for you.
>>29496124
>Men who carry 40 short & weak
I hope you enjoy someone who refuses commitment.
>>29495169
Trying 2 hard, tbqh senpai
I usually carry an unnecessarily tiny Italian .22 pocket pistol in the summer, if that doesn't do the trick I'll finish it by bludgeoning them to death with my unnecessarily large Italian penis; also what have you done with my beautiful wife and why do you look so much like my dyke bitch sister?
>>29496124
> she wants .40 S&W
But I only have sex with females
>>29496322
>he only has sex with females
what a loser l.m.a.o.
>>29496290
8/10
would kek again
>>29495140
Nahhh fuck .380 thats pussc shit
>>29495140
ask the millions of dead niggers that have been killed by them over the years
>>29495140
let me shoot you and tell me how you feel after.
>>29495140
I thought I was on /fit/ for a second there.
>>29495140
I carry a 10mm baby. Let's go
>>29496124
But only lesbians carry .40
>>29495140
> implying girls know what the fuck you just said.
Nigga find me a girl thats is pretty, and knows what subcompact is, and what .380 refers to and I'll give you money
> inb4 you post some dumbass gun model
We talking about normal people here okay
>>29498917
>Nigga find me a girl thats is pretty, and knows what subcompact is, and what .380 refers to and I'll give you money
wheres my money faggot?
>>29498938
I said girl not a disillusioned male thinking they're a girl because they wear girl outfits
>>29498948
Kek
>>29496124
>she doesn't suggest .577
screw your head on straight
>>29495140
Didn't pay you to play a damsel in distress.
Fuck off.
>>29496124
Size-obsessed bitch. Never buy a gun for crazy.
>He dosent carry the .50bmg Thunder to protect his waifu
Get ready to lose your laifu
>>29499781
>>29495140
>you're carrying a gun?
>what the fuck is wrong with you psycho, lose my number shitbag
is more how it goes with women.
>>29497639
>he doesn't realize only opposite genders can have sex, anything else is just mutual masturbation
What a degenerate lmfao
>>29499852
You belong on r9k.
The women I interacted with before I got married always thought it was a turn on.
Even the liberal phd student
>>29500088
Can confirm this, my wife gets the hots when I do reload drills and field strip guns around her, don't even want to get into the effects of when we shoot.
>>29500088
>>29500141
>trip opinions
K
>>29500150
A lot(maybe most) women like to watch the kind of men they like work on mechanical objects, she likes to watch me work on cars too; I could probably explain the psychology behind it but why bother.
You see woman, I'm compensating for something. I carry a tiny gun to compensate for my gigantic penis.
>>29495140
I think a can of fly spray would be more than sufficient to protect you
>>29498938
You need a vagina to be a girl.
>>29498938
I bought my girl a subcompact .380 for her birthday. She knows what it is.
>>29501078
that's a funny cartoon, it could be "memed" into something about guns too.
let's rub heads, maybe like "what the media tells me pistols should look like" and a glock, then on the left side an AR pistol or something, haha
>>29501106
>that's a funny cartoon, it could be "memed" into something about guns too.
>it could be "memed"
>>29495140
Yes, it's more than adequate.
Why? Because I know how to use it.
>>29495140
>>29501662
Dangit where did the pic go?
Here it is.
>>29495140
>carrying a gun that couldn't kill a grasshopper
why use a pop gun when you can just use an open palm punch and kill a motherfucker
>>29495140
Every time I have valued a woman enough to protect her she quickly set about proving that she was not worth expending such energy.
Bitch can go buy her own goddamned gun if she wants protecting.
>>29495140
carry your own 2 pound brick then.
>>29496124
I have a G20 though
Why settle for 40
I think that hairy eyeball will do enough to protect the both of us, ye feckin neanderthal.
>>29495140
I'd pimp slap her with my binder full of the works of Martin Fackler.
Anyone have the gif of the guy taping the VHS to his hand then hitting the girl with it?
>>29495140
Don't worry honey,
I got a .454 casul hidden in my buttcrack
>>29495140
No. Feminism and gun bans should be though.
BTW how can you even talk with all that dick in your mouth?
>>29495140
It's not a .380 it's 9x18!
>>29495140
>to protect me?
grow some balls ffs
>>29495140
What exactly do you expect to be attacked by that this is not sufficient to murder.>>29495157
Who the fuck are you and why would I protect you?
>>29495140
>Always making that face
>I settled on a stuck up bitch with stupid expectations
>Why did I think this was a good idea?
>Why did I think any of this was a good idea?
>Tell her I forgot something in the car and to go get us a table inside
>Get in the car
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Start the car
>Peel out
>Toss my cell out the window
>Drive
>Keep driving
>Don't stop driving
>>29502198
>be about a month ago
>had qt asian GF for last 3 1/2 years
>shes finishing up college around the same time I EAS
>been saying for 2 years she wants to move back to montana with me
>starts hanging out with tyasian spoiled richbitch caligirl
>starts acting like one
>suddenly decides shes staying in cali
>none of the guns I own are even legal there
>Qt GF says I dont need guns, and its stay with her in cali, or have guns in montana
>literally begin laughing, she gets mad
>asks why
>"because after staying with me through 2 combat deployments you just said one of the few things that could make me leave you"
>leave her
>she tries several times a week since then
>nope. Not havin it.
True story too. Its a shame she had to suddenly transmorgify into a spoiled cunt in about a 3 month time span. But im not giving up my way of life and leaving everything I care about for the hobo infested dindu hives of LA just so she can go shoe shopping for shit she cant afford with her stuck up snooty new friends.
Babe; we're going to the olive garden, we're not trolling the ghetto for jerk chicken. We will be fine.
>>29502394
Besides, I just got this new 1911 Browning. Isn't it adorable?
>>29502341
Sucks man. People be crazy.
If you are like me, in about 4 months you'll decide you want her back.
Don't fuck up.
>>29502198
WAKE UP ANIKI
>>29502496
Heh, believe me, I get lonely as fuck and think about it all the time. But I'm a decisive person, I wont go back. I just wish I could remember all those charismatic magic words that got me laid in college, its been 4 years since I had to TRY to get laid. Now some chick walks up to me and I start to feel like im playing a game everyone but me knows the rules to.
>>29495140
I I I,,,, I've also got a condom?
>>29502341
>California spreading like cancer infecting qts and making them brainless noguns
What else is new
>>29502341
W-well anon-kun, could I be your girlfriend then? I can cook and enjoy shooting.
>>29495140
well if you were more into assplay maybe you would have found the .357 in my pooper
>>29496124
>Sell guns and ammo.
>Either Maximum fudd or maxmium nigger wants .40 short and weak.
>Most of the time niggers have some white woman around who looks like that.
>>29501078
Kylo Ren is a girl?
>>29502198
>>29502341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Qm_u6KHQ
>>29495140
But I carry a cartridge with superior ballistics. Are you cheating on me?
>>29496124
>.40S&W
Scratch that, are you a lesbian? Is this your "coming out" moment? Because that's a woman's cartridge.
>>29502394
mmm jerk chicken sounds better tho
>>29502341
shes throwing her life away for maybe 3 years of partying before shes a blown out hag
Why do you think I have my boyfriend with me?
357 SIG master race
>>29503996
HNNNNNNNG
>>29495140
>relying on your man to protect you
>not taking on the attacker yourself
Dumb basic normie bitch
>>29495284
>>29495169
>>29495168
>>29501123
I'm sorry that I'm having fun!!
>>29503675
Watched this through, Youtube gave me Rick Astley when it finished
>>29502341
You made the right choice. The second you start making concessions and allowing a woman to control you the attraction dies and the relationship dies with it.
>>29502341
I am bisexual and these anecdotes alongside a myriad of divorce horror stories make me want to date guys exclusively
>>29503827
No shit. She's already out drinking every other day. Gonna age her fast and put on a bunch of weight.
>>29495140
Fuck you bitch, I carry to protect myself. You're responsible for your own safety.
>>29502341
>>29509315
There is always hope!
>break up with longtime nofunz fullbrady gf
>qt3.14 asian girl at work
>qt3.14 breaks up with her boyfriend
>has great personality
>overtures made, overtures well-received
>one final hurdle
>"Anon, I feel unsafe in my neighborhood. Can you teach me to shoot?"
>mfw
Pray for me /k/omrades.
DONT WORY BABY I GOT MUH GLAWK FAWTY
>>29495230
/thread.
>>29495140
Bitch that's my underwear gun
The usp 45 is for defense
>no dear that's just my Cuck Commander 130db Rape Whistle
>it's the top of the line at only 24 easy installments of 120 pounds, if you want to come to the rape whistle firing range you can even give it a go!
>please kill me
>>29495140
>me: alright alright so the 26 or the 43?
>gf: the 30
>me: the 30?
>gf: AT LEAST the 30
>>29495477
>senpai
Best wordfilter ever.
>>29495140
Bitch, I only carry my deagle brand deagle in deagle 50.0 caliber.
>>29509818
I will say an extra prayer to the /k/ube for you.
>>29495168
kek
