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>no humor thread
therefore let there be a humor thread
extra points for pictures not tossed around regularily
>>29484915
I've been on the bridge of a US destroyer while being tailed by a Chinese destroyer. I really wish we could just #SinktheChinks after hearing their radio transmissions.
>>29485301
What's the story behind this? What did they say?
>>29485501
/k/ as fuck.
>>29485501
operator/10
>>29485501
And we found McNig's father.
>>29485459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKbZW0pqkM
>>29485618
Was that a fucking cat I heard?
>>29486163
It was Chairman Meow
>>29488383
>mfw my cat is breaking into military radio conversations
this one made me giggle like a retard
>>29485618
PREASE GO ARARY QUICKRY
>>29494335
AHHHHHHHHJJHHHHHHHGHGGHHGGKGKGKGKFKFFFKFKF
>>29485591
>misteak
>>29492993
>>29494318
not even god can save you
>>29494335
nhhjnvbcvfbnmnjjkhjkjkmnmnbngfddfdsff
>>29494497
>Heil Hitler btw
I fucking LOST it
>>29494553
>wild boar in frame
>man runs up and clubs it with a SINK
>boar has a seizure
>driver runs it over to be sure
holy fuck I'd never live there but russia sounds fascinating
>>29485591
>bad dragon quality
>dildo sale
>how to buy nuclear w...
>>29484915
There was a thread today about that Zootopia movie. And in that thread, somebody posted about taking on an animal entry team wearing a fur suit made from dead animals. And then I think the thread was deleted.
Fucking hell, please tell me that got screencapped.
>>29494335
"Clip"
>>29495435
>>29495510
>.38
>an automatic pops out instead of a revolver
Fuck the critic, man.
>>29494335
WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYNGJNUIRGRGIUAIRURGIUGRUINAUINGGNUIGRAEIURGEIUOGREUINGREIUNFNIDDNJKJDNSSKJNCNIWEI
>>29485618
Oh fucking lawd it's like they've got Trey Parker or Matt Stone or whoever voiced Kim Jong Il in Team America to parody the Chinese radio voice
>>29495510
>what is .38ACP and .38 Super
>>29496010
meant for >>29495770
>>29486163
>2067 minus 51
>not taking your food fresh
>>29485591
>Muh six million
>>29485591
>Action type
>>29495624
>Portable soup kitchen
>My sides did not have leave scheduled .
>>29495435
>9/11 survivor
>shoots him
>>29494335
>>29495364
Sauce on the picture?
>>29494335
[spoiler]those are actually clips[/spoiler]
>>29485591
>how to buy nuclear w....
>>29485420
Fuck, got me.
>>29494553
sad thing is you loose 50% of the kek potential of this webm without the "CLUNK" of the sink hitting the boar
>>29495364
That's not a Kiowa....
>>29495435
>Canadian
>>29494335
>>29494335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29494441
finally the thrust it needs
I love this place.
>>29494335
A round so common that they sell it via vending machine? Nigga please.
>>29495510
Drawn Together did this idea better.
>>29500502
>/k/ visits /pol/'s house
>>29485525
>/k/ as fuck.
Half of /k/ are unwashed neckbeards who avoid water like the plague and the rest can't swim. How is this /k/ as fuck
>>29499979
That looks fake.
>>29495435
what game?
>>29485501
Comrade, what is that?
Is river fish go back to post sergei
>>29494497
>2014
Mitchell and Webb had already did this bit, but still.
>>29500785
Watchdogs
>>29500744
>foolishglockmerchant.png
>>29497855
Looks like cover art from one of the Crossed comics to me.
In case you didn't know, they're ultra violent and not in any way sfw. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>29494335
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>>29500673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1vWPYt3YXU
just a bit blurry is all their recording quality didn't meet the isis standards of today
>>29500481
Literally multi track drifting
>>29495364
>>29500913
> no rape
> no cannibalism
> no coprophilia
That is sooooo not Crossed.
>>29495624
I remember that guy, I wonder, is he still on humor threads?
>>29499766
>>29496010
.380 (with a 0) and practically non-existant
>>29485348
What the fuck, 20mm baretta? That's some action movie shit.
I chucked when I saw this
>>29485618
>chinese reply in english
>americans literally just repeat the same thing in english every time
>wonder why the chinese get so angry when they're so disrespectful
>>29501097
I only saw that three of those guys got red crosses on their faces - but you're right, that's probably not it after all.
>>29501386
>>29501386
I would have deported them to North Korea.
>>29500481
>muffled "deja vu" plays
>>29501386
top kek
>>29501632
You... I like you...
>>29494335
JAJCJSHCUSU SOZBXYEIAPMXBWP
I think we should start calling wallets, "Money Magazines."
Gibbe pic(drawing/comix) of "Where did you get that uniform?" w/ soldier dying from mine explode next.
>>29494335
THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL COAT ALL THAT EXISTS HFAGHVSFHCSSJJHDSS
>>29501941
Found it by myself. Thx.
>>29501378
>American's disrespectful
The Chinks are the ones claiming international airspace for themselves. The US repeats that statement because they don't recognize those artificial islands as part of China's borders. Also it is in the PACFLT standing orders. They can't say anything else not related to safety of navigation.
>>29500636
>Implying they're not roommates.
Images not tossed around regularly.
Got it
>>29502657
no we're not /pol/
no we are not
>>29501378
English is the international language of aviation. most pilots from pretty much every country can speak english. its standard operating procedure. besides when the fuck did you learn mandarin.
>>29502697
Shhhh, let it happen anon.
>>29500783
>Coon opens screen door
>Gator eats all the people
>Coon eats all that good indoor trash
A team for the ages
>>29501632
can't remember if the same guy but there was a cap of a guy who did just that, and a SK rep showed up to interegate the would be Nork.
I don't think I saved
>>29485591
Hypotetically, what would happen if i googled ´´how to buy nuclear warhead´´?
>>29501386
This is golden!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
>>29495510
Fuckin' A, the U.S. isn't Pandora from Borderlands.
>>29501228
Barrett.
>>29501814
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Amoney%20clip
>>29501378
LOL, why on earth should the most powerful nation in the world "respect" a bunch of slanty-eyed criminals illegally squatting on reefs. Those Turd World shitbags should feel lucky we don't drive a couple of Iowa Class Battleships over there to turn those "islands" back into reefs.
>>29494539
I've seen that picture before. What's the context?
>>29502971
Ya I remember it too. They all got into some hot shit with the Worse Koreans and some alphabet soup agencies.
>>29503538
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Azorian
>>29503648
Oh, interesting. Thanks.
I'd assumed it was a sub that had somehow gone full meltdown.
>>29503713
naa, just another case of russians operating russian engineered and built machines
>>29500732
In our post-socialism country have a saying about communists -
>"We command the wind and rain"
because their stupid shit they were making up all the time.
>>29485327
>>29503713
No. It was most likely a dive test failure.
>>29503648
but that's not the K-129
that's the kursk
>>29503820
My bad than.
>>29494497
>mein juden
I blew air out of my nose violently
>>29503820
My father placed hand on it. He was responsible for some shit like engines and locate system for this rocket that hit sub. And he was awarded for this, lol.
>>29502694
>>29504113
That was a glorious thread.
>>29485392
can we finally kill the LE RUSSIAN WINTER meme.
>>29485501
civvies pay thousands
>>29494335
>XD
>>29500502
I fucking love Father Ted.
>>29496477
just noticed that!
>>29498661
This needs to exist.
>>29500650
Is he swimming?
>>29485410
>Flag over the Reichstag.
And they say German Weapons were far superior to the Russian Mosin-Nagant
>>29494335
>CLIPS
>>29504417
They call him General Winter.
>>29503998
fuck off /pol/
>>29505870
shouldn't it be shreks head on the body of a panther?
>>29505914
not as funny.
>>29504417
just as soon as you unfreeze all those nazis
>>29485591
>This was nearly two years ago
>I don't know why I remember this
>>29506104
>>29506153
Fuck that show was boring.
>>29499080
i remember seeing this but I forgot where it's from. Was it four lions?
>>29499135
>>29501632
anyone know what happened to that guy who got 15 years hard labour in NK for stealing a sign? everyone was pissin their britches about it because he was an american on holiday but nobody seems to remember him now.
>>29506388
He's happy that he got to live under communist rule after bashing the capitalist west for so long
>>29506388
I think the embassy is appealing.
>>29490907
Ah yes, this is gurpgork. It's delicious.
>>29499766
TFW stuff that happened a couple days ago is a meme now.
>>29500744
>Glocks gonna cost extra
>>29500732
>>29506508
How the fuck...
>>29506580
framerate
>>29485379
>>29485384
i laughed more than i should have. mish mashed memes.
>>29504086
THat is funny as shit right there
>>29502994
you end up on another watchlist
youre probably on one anyways for posting here
>>29505810
That's facebook tier dumb. You should feel bad for posting that.
>>29504113
Glorious
>>29506660
>feel bad for posting that.
You should NEVER feel bad about posting .50 cals.
>>29506654
Fucking doing it.
>>29502994
This >>29506654
Also I'm five lists from two countries that have my real name. Shits trippy.
>>29506589
Framerate as in the heli is actually going down pretty fast and the framerate is slowed to make it look like it's gliding,
or the framerate is timed perfectly with the spinning of the blades to make it look like they've stopped spinning.
>>29506654
DID IT
>>29506752
>>29484915
>>29505870
>>29506734
the shutter speed matched up with the roatation of the blades, thats how.
>>29506752
>>29506860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k3EOybIJmM
>>29506660
Not really. If anyone made that "little sheet heads" remark on facebook, the entire site would collectively shit itself.
>>29506990
I suppose you can get away with the russian lingo because even though they're Eestis, Estonia has a Russian minority.
>>29501632
>>29502971
Funny you should mention that...
>>29507396
And the final part
>>29507411
How do I get this fun job?
>>29507411
Should have sent him there right then.
>>29501386
>Mfw
This sounds like a fun and rewarding job
>>29494335
triggered
>>29494335
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>29495435
trump-supporter.webm
>>29495510
I wish this was real on so many levels.
>>29485618
what is the last thing the chinese nary says?
>>29507990
Is this some kind of last-ditch attempt by the Californian government to scare people away from buying an AR?
>>29508062
No, just warning you that Cali is full of lead poisoned brain damaged commies.
>>29508360
Can you explain? I think the joke went over my head.
>>29508415
The joke is that Hichok45 regularly murders soda bottles.
>>29495494
>this is what yuropoors actually believe.
>>29508453
>>29508485
Ffffffucking glorious.
>>29508415
>Can you explain? I think the joke went over my head.
>>29508570
Sauce?
>>29485591
oh my fucking god that thread
>>29508570
>that glorious M14 and A2
hrrrrrnnnnggg
>>29508599
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus fucking Christ newfags stop being so fucking goddamn new.
Go watch blackhawk down right fucking now.
>>29508639
>That pic
Chaika?
>>29508667
CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>29508667
no that's Чaйкa
