Am I the only person who likes to "play" with their guns when theyre home alone?
I know that its unsafe, even if its unloaded, but does anyone else do this?
guns may be fun, but they aren't toys
>>29477330
How is it unsafe if it's unloaded?
Did I just fall for b8?
>>29477330
Mosin bolt handles make good prostate massagers...
>>29477330
Yeah I'll clear my house with muh rifle and make pew pew noises with it.
I'm 24.
>>29477330
I play with them, ill tie my Jericho up, and have my P38 interrogate the Juden, then things turn sexual
>>29477344
People have fallen for the
>even if you've taken out all the parts and checked it 3 times still assume it is loaded
meme
>>29477344
>>29477344
Unloaded guns have killed more than Loaded guns anon, always remember that.
>>29477344
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsX7STHqNg
>>29477378
Damn unloaded guns are dangerous, killing more than the millions that died in the world wars
>>29477330
Nothing wrong with it, in my book. I practice maneuvering around my house with my kit and unloaded guns for the sake of spatial awareness. If something goes bump in the night, I don't want to make any bumps of my own.
>>29477330
Yep. Clear my gun and move round my house clearing it.
I do... even before I owned guns I ran around clearing the house with airguns (non-airshit).
>>29477392
Because the gun was unloaded after it fired. Are you dense?
>>29477330
fuck yeah dude.
i cant tell you how many pillow forts i've built after my girlfriend leaves or im at home alone... flip on enemy at the gate and cuddle with my nugget, even get the snapcaps so i can be extra faggoty....
because no one knows but me :)
>>29477330
i do
all the time
sorry
>>29477364
i do that too mini 14
>>29477499
Not him but that joke has a major fallacy. It's assuming the bullet that killed the person was the last round in the gun.
>>29477330
As in dry fire practice and general practice with rifle manipulation? Sure.
Setting up a pillow fort and pretending you're in the trenches at Verdun? No, and you should probably stop doing that.
>>29477364
hahaha havent we all?
>>29477544
But it also includes all guns from the beginning to ~1850-1880, depending on the region
I don't run around my house pulling triggers and kicking doors but I do raise guns and point at targets to practice sight acquisition.
>Make sure gun is unloaded
>Practice trigger discipline
>Actually say out loud "I am now practicing dryfiring"
>Finish by saying "dryfiring is now over"
I can see "playing" with your guns as dangerous if you get complacent and start acting like "gun was unloaded yesterday so I don't need to check it again"
>>29477957
>literally talking to yourself.
autism detected.
>>29477997
It sounds stupid but helps your mind separate dry fire practice from non practice.
I practice drawing and drills while saying "pewpew pewpew pewpew". Sometimes put on a gask mask or my furfag buddy will play operator in his suit thing.
>>29477997
>doesn't understand verbalizing thoughts or otherwise thinking loudly
>muh autism
Take your aspergers medicine.
>>29477957
>Actually say out loud "I am now practicing dryfiring"
>Finish by saying "dryfiring is now over"
This made me laugh
>>29477514
>I'm not the only one who "shoots" the ruskies with my mauser
I like to run around going "pewpewpewpewpew" while pretending to shoot invisible aliums/commies/chinks.
I also like to run around with my AR-15 thinking I'm a loyal Terran soldier shooting Vanu and NC scum.
I recently got tested for autism, and it came back negative. I guess I'm just a fucking wierdo.
I do this every time I get a new gun. I bring it around the house with me, have it on my lap while I game, keep it close at all times. Then after I've had it for a while I'll still walk around the house and "clear rooms" and dissassembe it for fun.
>>29477368
>yuo know, juden, ich have alvez found ze big slide very... erotik...
>>29479044
New Conglomerate hero here, get the fuck off this board you tyrant.
>>29477370
>meme
It's the first rule of the firearms security rules
>>29477957
>Actually say out loud "I am now practicing dry firing"
>Finish by saying "dryfiring is now over"
Anon....wtf?
>>29477541
Good taste
>>29477344
Rule #1: the gun is always loaded.
And yes OP, I play around with my shit. You're def not the only one.
>>29477330
>go to attic with remingshit 700
>look at people walking through my neighborhood through my scope
>I am an American sniper
>masturbate
If I'm sitting around watching something there's usually a gun in my hand. There's something very satisfying about loading up a snap cap and just working the controls.
>>29477370
>being this dense
>>29477368
My sides are on an exit vector from the known universe.
>>29477378
There's no way that's true. Source? Data?
>>29477330
I practice my rook clearing and checking corners.
>>29480045
Why do you think rule #1 is "the gun is always loadex"?
That's why
>>29477330
I "play" with my guns by putting them in my mouth, closing my eyes, and enjoying the exact moment in the long hard double action pull where she breaks. Over and over.
Click. Click. Click.
>>29477330
All of the answers in this thread are assuming you mean using your imagination and training with your guns. Just simply define training.
>tfw be 29 yrs old and still have green plastic guns that I run around with when wife leaves and leave the real ones locked up.
>>29477957
>not powering down and drooping your head
>>29478342
so does the big fucking bang noise
>>29480076
.....god damn dude. I'm out. Whatever that is...fetish, depression, crazy, whatever... Too real for me. I'm out.
>>29480059
On a technical level, there's no way that more people have been killed from accidental discharge from small arms, as opposed to intentional discharges with all of the wars over the past few centuries.
In the civilian world? Maybe that's true, but you'd have to discount every armed conflict ever.
>>29480112
When making statistics about kills by firearms, you don't count wars because it wouldn't be representative at all
>>29480136
Fair enough, but the phrase "more people have been killed by " unloaded" guns" is not entirely true, as far as the big picture goes.
>>29480163
Yeah of course if you look at all the person killed by a firearm since the invention of black powder, "unloaded gun kills" are nothing more than a drop in the ocean.
That's exactly why it isn't used for graphs or studies.
>>29477330
I don't play with mine but I will practice trigger pulls after clearing my guns.
>>29477957
>>Actually say out loud "I am now practicing dryfiring"
>>Finish by saying "dryfiring is now over"
fucking kek
>>29479044
>I recently got tested for autism, and it came back negative. I guess I'm just a fucking wierdo.
huh. sure buddy
>>29479654
>NC
>Winning alerts
Top kek lad
>>29480076
I've tried but I just don't have the balls to pull the trigger while it's pointed at me
>>29477330
>I know that its unsafe, even if its unloaded, but does anyone else do this?
Its not unsafe, but some people think it forms bad habits if you don't treat them like they're always loaded. I don't see the big deal if you've made sure that they're unloaded.
If nothing else its a good way to practice your draw.
>>29480672
This is what makes me anxious about it. I don't want to get sloppy with gun safety.
>>29480672
Get steel airshit gun with real weight.
You can put a big orange tip on it so you never mistake it for real gun.
>>29478342
X2 maybe I'm autistic also, I unload put away ammo, check again, triple check for boolets, then clear my house. When I'm done I tell myself "hot weapon, dry fire is over"
>>29480871
then don't. practicing your draw/practicing reloads with an unloaded gun is perfectly safe with a unloaded gun.
yeah I just unload them, then obsessively re-oil the metal even though I do it way more often than shooting
At least rust will never be a problem
>>29479044
No such thing as normal. Keep being u bro.
>>29477899
>hating fun
>>29477388
wat
>>29477330
I'm watching the season final of the walking soap opera, with my gp1975 at hand.
>>29483357
load the gun and shoot yourself for watching that shit
>>29483829
Tell me what else to watch at this time of night anon, and either way I watch for lulz.
>>29484989
Magpul: Art of The Dynamic Rifle on repeat 24/7 until you slice pie like a middle-aged chain smoking waitress at an all night diner in Oklahoma circa 1950.
I like to rack the bolt back and forth on my AR and put my nose up to the dust cover and smell the faint gunpowder and CLP.
>>29480198
It's a sub-specie of accidental discharge.
I've heard of them but have seen nut-n-fancy actually document a," I thought it was unloaded." Scenerio. No one was injured.
>>29477330
>Am I the only person who likes to "play" with their guns when theyre home alone?
Fuck no you're not.
I run around with my shotgun loaded with snap caps, and sometimes if I'm smoking a blunt or a ciggie I'll stick it in the end of the barrel as if it just finished firing.
Its unsafe man. U know how many gashes i made in the walls and furniture by accidentally hitting em with an ak?
>>29485512
So true. Front sight and brake marks on all the door trim.
>>29477330
yes, i do >>29477364 all the fuckin' time
>>29480045
>be loaded gun
>shoot bullet
>now unloaded
>guy is kill
>>29479833
So it is a meme?
>>29480621
You get that feeling like somehow bullets are gonna appear in the cylinder, no matter how impossible it is? It is a rush, really. Being on the other side of the barrell, being completely safe, but the power of looking at a pistol from the wrong side of it still triggers your brain to tickle the idea that you might die.
>>29477957
>Practice trigger discipline
>Actually say out loud "I am now practicing dryfiring"
i'll bet you only have sex for procreation
please don't
>>29479654
>>29477330
I literally just got through playing with my AR before finding this thread.
>>29485836
Is traffic rules meme too for you?
>>29477345
wut?
>>29479654
>NC
>Democracy
>Is actually an Oligarchy of corporations
>Fighting for "freedom"
Sure
>>29477330
You're not the only one:
>Be 15 year old me
>At a friends house
>With parents permission, they show me their long guns, shotguns and revolvers
>Learn firearm safety and the basics
>Dryfire and finger fuck the Italian .40s, .357 magnum, and .32 single action
>Friend and I check wheel guns are unloaded
>We pretend to go pew pew pew at one another
>"Incapacitate" friend in leg
>Point revolver at him, pretend I'm Dirty Harry and act like the .357 is a .44
>"This is the .44 Magnum, the world's most powerful gun. So tell me, are you feeling lucky? Punk.
>*Click*
>We all laugh
>aussie
>nogunz
>walk around house with hands holding air like an AR
>proceed to cry
I like to pretend it'll help me for when I join the Army, but I know it's just autism :^D
>>29477330
I do that. I like to dress up in my light fall clothes and pretend I'm walking though a deserted city in winter scavenging, or looking for other survivors while I monologue about the human condition and the folly of man.
Sometimes I fuck the magwell of my AR
>>29480076
>>29480621
>>29485889
Jesus Christ
>>29477345
I prefer normal prostate massagers
>>29488059
holy shit are you me
>>29488163
Probably not, but it's nice to see another like minded individual who appreciates a comfy atmosphere.
>>29488059
I thought I was the only one
Neat
every time me and the wife get drunk (every friday) at least a dozen guns come out of the safe and we play with them all night.
>>29477378
To all you yards who can't into thinking about it more than in the literal sense, this post means that more guns that were thought to be unloaded killed more people than guns that were thought to be loaded. Obviously this doesn't apply to guns used to kill people in wars because why would it.
>>29487801
and this is how you get a tragedy story in the newspaper ladies and gentleman
>>29477330
Define 'play'. If I'm just dicking around the house I'll put on my competition belt and practice draws and reloads. If the family isn't home I'll practice with the rifle, dry run my defense plan.
>>29477330
depends on your definition. i practice reloads and turning corners if im alone, that way i dont muzzle sweep anyone. i practice drawing and holstering. just to develop muscle memory. i do it all unloaded of course. but yeah if that counts as playing, have fun and train.
>>29477338
Should loosen your panties a bit
>>29490674
Your are lacking reading comprehension
>>29483829
If you still watch the show you don't watch it because you think it's good. You watch it because it's so hilariously terrible and nobody acts like a rational human being that knows anything about how anything works.
>>29477364
I do this, but I live in a studio apartment so it isn't very exciting.
>>29477330
Fuck no you're not.
>>29481202
What a nerd
>>29488035
Don't Australians use the AUG?
>>29477330
Clear rooms in my house with my AR or tomahawk/knife combo when no one else is home. Usually in the nude. If you check that the weapon is unloaded and you're the only one handling it I don't see the harm.
>>29477345
Wasn't this a thread already?
>>29477957
ohhhh man this post and the replies are killing me right now.
>"I am now practicing fapping/fapping is now over"
>>29480094
kek
