>Sir we have reports that you are currently in possession of a firearm, in direct violation of the Clinton Gun Control Act of 2018. We have a warrant to search your home and it will be in your best interests to inform us about any firearms located within.
What do?
>Implying I didn't use online and gun-show loopholes that the clinton presidency never removed
>implying I didn't have a boating accident.
Get off my lawn.
>>29476820
Sorry, I lost them in a boating accident back in 2016
>>29476820
>implying i would fall for a nigger dressed as a police officer
>>29476830
>online and gun show loopholes
Spot the false flag libtard
>>29476839
>not getting it's a joke
spotted the retard.
>>29476820
i mean go ahead but be careful around the tripwires
>>29476820
I am a stormtrooper of the revolution.
Please turn over your firearms, badges, uniforms, and pubic hairs.
>>29476820
Magdump my CCW and grab bugout bag.
Sir you can clearly see my arms are not on fire.
>>29476882
lol
HAHAHA
ENJOY YOUR FELONIES FAGGOTS
I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO FEEL AS SALTY AS ME
YOU THINK YOU HAVE INALIENABLE RIGHTS BUT YOU DOOOOOOONT
THEY ARE NOT ABOVE USING ENTRAPMENT TO FIND AN EXCUSE TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
LOOOOL
>>29476820
>november 2016
>cuntin or bernie the juden win
>bury guns in a lot that's been abandoned for years and overgrown with trees near my house, except maybe a hunting rifle
>hand over hunting rifle
>that night, dig up cache
>go innawoods and become mountain man
>>29476820
>>29476820
Go away, Ted. I'm SWAT.
>Confiscation
>Zero enforcement
>Zero compliance
>>29476820
Boating accidents sir. Several. I lost all my treasures last month.
Oh, well come in...
>>29476820
>implying they wont get ahold of the 4473s and no-knock raid every adress on them.
>>29476907
Sadly, I know you are right. When ever I get into a gun argueement (it happens, I live in california) "noone is coming for your guns"
I don't believe you. You just said that everyone would be better off if we ban guns altogether and you think noone is coming for my guns...
Damn... I guess that is what it means to trigger someone.... going to get coffee.
>>29477064
>The vast majority, if not all, gun store owners wouldn't destroy 4473s and initiate innawoods/innamountain protocols
>>29477064
>Be bubba
>All I gots it a 1911, durr rifle, and a shotgun
>Da gov't comes for muh guns
>Like seven of em' through my house
>Only got one before I got gotten
>CNN and MSNBC done said I was a bad guy
>They said I didn't listen to that cunt clint'n
>But them other folks with guns
>They know better
>When the gov't comes for them
>They might get two
>>29476928
If you're just going into the woods, why hide them in the first place?
Just fucking go innawoods, you idiot.
>be idiot
>want to go see to the theater to see a new movie
>go next door bury wallet and car keys
>wait for movie to come out on nextflix
>dig up belongings
>fuck off to the woods
>ha! I showed them!
Of course officers. Here is my Mosin. You won't find any other weapons on the premises.
Walk into my garage, i would have already prepared for this moment, most important rifles are in car, take off at astonishing speeds toward Somefuckingwhereistan, Innawoods
>>29477064
>The vastly pro-gun police enforcing such an order
>The entirety of all police forces nationwide even having the manpower to do so assuming 100% enforced it
>>29476890
kek
Seriously, though, officer, I'm only exercising my right to bear arms.
The fur is quite beneficial in the colder months.
>>29477074
>implying that the government hasnt already infiltrated and copied the forms
>>29476820
why did you post this garbage?
>>29477096
More just to have them buried, there is a slim chance that they wont confiscate them, or america will decend into civil war before confiscation, in those cases i dont want to already be a hermit. Hermit mountain man is worst case.
>>29477108
>implying federal LEOs give two fucks about citizens
local LEOs would mostly be bro tier.
>>29477124
>"They"
>Gov't
>Competent
I'm not sure why gunowners are so set on incompetence and apathy to carry them through a gun ban. I've heard the excuse of "if the cops come to get guns, some will get shot, others won't want to do it anymore". The same goes for gun owners. There's tons that don't have the will to harm someone they've been told are there to help them, and a lot of the rest would be scared by the regular armed citizens fighting back and getting killed. Collateral damage would be an issue, also, as lots of gun owners have families. I think it's a bigger problem than a lot of people expect to come of it, if someone were to really enforce a gun ban.
>>29476820
>Implying most cops in most areas wouldn't resign if given an order like that.
>>29477167
>implying you know how people act
most go with the flow.
>>29476820
How the fuck did Clinton pass a constitutional amendment in 2 years? How did they gain control of the Senate, House and Governors?
There's a higher chance of Bernie Sanders being elected president.
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>29477190
You have the right to remain silent. Please exercise it.
stop working, stop paying taxes, leech the system with government handouts, and wait for the government to break
basically do what half the country does
>>29476820
>American cops
>not just shooting you on sight if there's even a suspicion that you've ever touched a firearm in your life
>>29476820
I lost them in a bizarre gardening accident
>>29477069
And they are not above spying on you.
They definitely try to read as much of what you say and do on the internet as they can, for whatever stupid reason, and its literally inescapable because everything is illegal in America.
Basically, they taught us in school that we were free but we aren't.
Every American commits felonies and they know it.
Sure wait right here
Don't move I'll be right back with them
>>29477199
Hahaha you have no rights.
Your silence can be interpreted as obstruction of justice.
YOU THINK YOU HAVE RIGHTS BUT YOU DON'T LOLOLOLOL
>>29477200
Our taxes keep millions in jobs and feed millions more.
Granted, I feel like we are absolutely taxed obscenely, but if the alternative is millions of Americans starving taxation is obviously not the problem.
>>29476820
Start shooting
>>29477221
Your parents need to revoke your internet privileges.
>>29476820
I sold them in private sales before the law took effect, didn't want to loose that much money
>>29477269
time to buy a diving suit
>>29477205
>*ATF
>>29477263
https://www.policeone.com/legal/articles/6285718-SCOTUS-ruling-Silence-can-be-evidence-as-guilt/
>>29477313
Okay so they'll shoot his dogs until he tells them where they are.
>>29476820
DON'T TAZE ME,BRO!
>>29476820
I was about to call you a retard but then I remembered I live in MI. They'd have to mobilize the weekend warriors to get it done but itd probably get done. Fucking registries.
>>29477796
What I was getting at is your post sounds more like the Alphabits agents than the average cop
>>29476820
>Lost them all in a tragic boating accident
>"but sir, you don't have a boat"
>Lost it in a tragic gun accident the year before
>>29476820
My chief is very pro gun and does not plan on following any unconstitutional gun control laws that are put in place.
>>29476820
ALLAHU SNAKBARRRRRRR!11!!!!!!
>>29476820
The Clinton act is an unjust and unconstitutional law which endangers my second and fourth amendment rights. I apologize for the inconvenience but I refuse for law enforcement entities of any kind to enter my home at this time.
>>29477167
Before door to door confiscation came to pass, the government would have to create a division between the police and the citizens, to the point where both see each other as enemies. Unfortunately this process is already underway.
>>29477263
You need to grow the fuck up and accept the only rights you have are literally graced privileges by the state.
America is NOT the land of the free, they fucking lied to you and indoctrinated you, we are a socialist country pretending to be a capitalist paradise and we have the damn gestapo watching everything.
>>29477984
>tfw no endless ammo mags
>>29479263
http://youtu.be/lmIlogViPes
Simulation theory basically stipulates that the universe is like the matrix... so in theory, you could.
>>29477096
Why put sorry on the casing if the bullets are the one hitting the people?
>>29477216
kek'd
>>29479244
Wow so edgy. I'm so indoctrinated because I don't want to talk to 12 year old kids about rights that they know nothing about. If you invoke 5th amendment rights it's not the same as sitting there staring at cops angrily Face it, you are obtuse, you can't see the nuances of life because you're too busy thinking you know everything. You should give up on that hope.
>>29477144
Local LEOs will cast you out like a leper for smoking weed, what makes you think they'll let illegal firearms just slide?
Police want to justify their employment and usage of tax dollars and they will string you up to prove they are worth their paycheck without giving a fuck about your rights.
>>29479369
Weed is not in the constitution, the 2nd is. Back to le reddit you fucking hippie
>>29476820
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.....I sold them back in 16" sorry officer.
Or
Yeah officer here let me go get the handgun its in a small metal box....BOOOM BIG BOOM
>>29479386
The Second has been amended so much that it really doesn't exist anymore.
That goes for almost all the constitution, too.
Fuck dude Washington DC gets taxed without representation.
America simply no longer feels obligated to live by the codes it started on.
And yes. I'm a hippy for thinking people have the right to do what they want with their body. Got any tattoos? If you got thrown in jail and given a felony for getting a tattoo I'd bet you'd start feeling the same way.
>Traumatic aquatic mobilization event
>>29479410
>Yeah officer here let me go get the handgun its in a small metal box....BOOOM BIG BOOM
You'd be the first to surrender.
>>29476907
> buttmad felon detected
you're just mad you cucked your own rights by breaking the law.
>>29477867
Megakek
>>29479447
Not him but if you can lose rights, then they aren't rights.
>>29476820
You guys couldn't even enforce gun laws before they were tightened, what makes you think you can now?
>>29479464
Sir, you need to stop resisting or we will detain you.
>>29479447
Honestly, I don't think I ever had a choice.
Murphy's Law trumps Federal law.
Every time.
I guarantee you politicians and police officers break laws. Everyone knows they do.
THEY STILL HAVE GUN RIGHTS THOUGH, ISN'T THAT STRANGE.
>>29479386
Look at the retard you replied to a black market substance should be praised but gun are ebil
I meet cops who let pot smoking teens go because fuck doing paper work over a gram of shit but I highly doubt a police officer can get away with drug use.
>>29479442
Sure thing buddy, whatever you say tard.
>>29479414
>butthurt felon detected
>>29477108
Until academy brainwashes the new recruits over the next 10-20 years (who will be taking over pro 2A officers positions) that guns in the hands of civilians are bad.
It's all about manipulation and perception. If they fear citizens with guns, they will have no problem taking them
>>29477229
>americans
>taxed absurdly
>laughingscandinavians.jpeg
>>29476820
WOW A GUN? YOU THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE ONE OF THE THOSE SEXUAL ASSAULT BABY KILLING RIFLES? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I GRADUATED THE TOP OF MY CLASS IN MY FEMINIST HISTORY MAJOR AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET EQUAL RIGHTS RALLIES AND HAVE OVER 300 SIGNED PETITIONS TO BAN MALE DOMINANCE. I AM TRAINED IN LIBERAL ARTS WARFARE AND THE TOP KEK IN THE ENTIRE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER WHITE PRIVILEGED SHITLORD. I WILL CULTURALLY ENRICH THE FUCK OUT OF YOU THE LIKE OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT IN THE YEAR 2016?! THINK AGAIN CISLORD. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWROK OF TUMBLR WHALES ACROSS THE USA AND YOU IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK SO YOU BETTER BE PREPARED FOR THE STORM SHITLORD, THE THE STORM THAT WIPES AWAY THE PATHETIC THING YOU CALL WHITE PRIVILEGE.
>>29479303
The casings are the ones left behind :(
>>29479557
So the founding fathers constitution should allow you gun rights but deny me hemp even though it was legal when the constitution was written?
>>29479414
>Fuck dude Washington DC gets taxed without representation.
DC has a House seat. (Although possibly a non-voting one?)
>>29479519
>I highly doubt a police officer can get away with drug use.
Maybe not dude weed lmao (well, actually, yes dude weed lmao, but assume not for the sake of argument), but steroids certainly. See: Ronnie Coleman.
>>29479487
silly you
everyone knows the wealthy are exempt from the law
>>29479588
Actually, yes. Through a thousand tiny taxes from city, county, state, and federal sources, around %75 of market price is taxes. And then the market price you pay is taxed.
They can easily say "oh the federal tax burden is only %20" and trick you into thinking we have it good... but we get taxed just as much as the most tax heavy European country in the end.
It's no better here than there.
>>29479610
Aw...That made me sad...
>>29479630
Correct, they have a nonvoting delegate
>>29479617
LOOK AT HOW SIMILAR THESE APPLES AND ORANGES ARE.
Weed is pretty harmless, it is clear you've had too much though.
>>29479646
As well they should have benefits to some extent, most wealthy people work so much they never get to enjoy it. Fuck, Trump is considered rich despite declaring bankruptcy several times.
The rich have to give handouts to everyone, endure enormous debt their entire lives, work harder than anyone else, and they get hate for it.
I'm all for giving them, as well as most anyone a little leniency.
Shit sucks for everyone. Life's a bitch.
>>29476820
"Fuck off before I have the sheriff arrest you clowns."
>>29479630
Speaking of roids are the myths real and where can I buy legal roids for lifting reasons.
>>29479661
I took this from the Wikipedia entry on apples and oranges.
>Oranges, like apples, grow on trees.
At least two tongue-in-cheek scientific studies have been conducted on the subject, each of which concluded that apples can be compared with oranges fairly easily and on a low budget and the two fruits are quite similar.
>The first study, conducted by Scott A. Sandford of the NASA Ames Research Center, used infrared spectroscopy to analyze both apples and oranges. The study, which was published in the satirical science magazine Annals of Improbable Research, concluded: "[...] the comparing apples and oranges defense should no longer be considered valid. This is a somewhat startling revelation. It can be anticipated to have a dramatic effect on the strategies used in arguments and discussions in the future."[1]
>A second study, written by Stamford Hospital's surgeon-in-chief James Barone and published in the British Medical Journal, noted that the phrase apples and oranges was appearing with increasing frequency in the medical literature, with some notable articles comparing "Desflurane and propofol" and "Salmeterol and ipratropium" with "apples and oranges". The study also found that both apples and oranges were sweet, similar in size, weight, and shape, that both are grown in orchards, and both may be eaten, juiced, and so on. The only significant differences found were in terms of seeds (the study used seedless oranges), the involvement of Johnny Appleseed, and color.[2]
YES, LOOK HOW SIMILAR THEY ARE INDEED.
>clinton will be president until 2024, and name 3 supreme court justices (including scalia's replacement) during that time
th-thanks for the memes, trump
>>29479704
It is a common symptom of autism to lack the ability to comprehend common phrases which are not literal.
The early you get diagnosed, the less the impact of your condition will be, see a doctor, please. Do it for forum quality.
>>29479617
>calling it hemp in some vain attempt to legitimize your cannabis habit
>wahh it's for rope
Eat a dick.
>100 million gun owners and rising
>about 200 million guns in this country
>thinking a few million cops could or would attempt a confiscation
>OP being this gay
>>29479724
Ah, yes, a poster quoting multiple scientific studies can become kill with a simple diagnosis of autism.
You, sir, win the argument.
Congratulations. A check will be sent to you never.
101 replies.
One hundred and one fucking replies.
Every single one of you is the reason /k/ is shit. I hope you all choke in your aleep.
>>29479575
the people that teach the academy are current and retired cops you fucking dingus.
>>29479742
Dude cannabis actually has tremendous economic value.
Plus the strains used for industry aren't selected for THC production, so smoking them sucks.
I'm not gonna lie, yes I like getting high, narcotics are basically candy for adults like how Alfredo pasta is just Mac n Cheese for grown ups.
>>29479765
>aleep
opinion discarded. tough luck, friend.
>>29477185
The machines are rigged cause they don't want Trump to win, and they need to make sure no one even remotely like him gets that close ever again
>>29479789
The prevailing opinion among today's youth is FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS LITERALLY RAPE REEEEE!
It's only a matter of time before authoritarian socialism comes home to roost, and there aren't enough old farts to steer them away from this idiocy.
>>29479414
What happened to make you such a cuckold?
>>29477163
we fight for freedom, and the US constitution.
Can you say the same?
Besides, we would have only to capture our congressmen.
>>29479846
>implying we're not at a high point for civil liberties
>implying support for gun rights isn't nearly the highest it's been in 200 years
>>29479857
My entire life I've had very little personal freedom and every time I exercise personal freedom I get punished.
If you were locked in a cage and abused, how long until you were mentally broken and became the gimp?
Honestly, I'm pretty much just waiting for death at this point. My only hope is dying young and with my family history it looks like I'm in luck.
>>29479357
I can't speak for who you responded to, but I'm literally enslaved by the American government via directed energy weapons.
>>29479698
Which myths?
William Llewellyn's Anabolics is a good place to start, but you gotta read around. Unfortunately there are very few peer-reviewed studies, so you're going to need to read through a lot of anecdata and develop your broscience detectors. The steroid subreddit has some decent material, and /fit/'s roid general used to be OK. Like Neurath's sailors, you have no dry dock; you'll have to repair your ship while it's underway.
Anyway, I'm going to do the hugely annoying thing that everyone does and say "I found my own sources, so can you." Sorry.
>>29479873
>>implying we're not at a high point for civil liberties
Bruh. C'mon now. I for one am not implying it. I'm saying outright that we are not at a high point for civil liberties, in fact that things have pretty much been getting unequivocally worse since about 1913.
>>29479386
the constitution is fucking written on marijuanna
>>29479893
sorry m80. Those weapons are top notch and were tested on cattle at skinwalker ranch.
>>29479955
You should have made it clear you were only referring to white men when you started bitching about how oppressed you are. Regardless, you're wrong.
>The 2nd amendment is now legally recognized as an individual right,
>states are not allowed to ban civilian gun ownership,
>civilians can ostensibly carry in 50 states instead of 1,
>first amendment rights have seen significant growth,
>people can't be jailed for criticizing wars,
>the police need warrants to use pretty much every piece of surveillance technology developed in the last 75 years,
>alcohol is legal,
>drugs are increasingly legal,
>pornography is legal,
>same sex marriage is legal (all civil liberties, even if you disapprove),
>the US is the most powerful country on the planet by far,
>the vast majority of people don't approve of banning assault weapons or handguns, both of which enjoyed popular support in the past
>taxes are lower
>people are richer
>the draft is gone
What have we lost?
>>29479790
>dude like, rope
shut the fuck up, if you want to get high just say you want to get high. I know owning your actions isn't your strong suit but at least fucking try.
>>29479762
>I win because I proved a common phrase wrong, which had nothing to do with the discussion.
>>29480052
meh the shooting rights aren't that great. I'm in NY and carrying is not allowed where I am. The license is impossible without political connections. This sounds paranoid and lazy, but google "ny political corruption" and you'll see it is believable.
>>29480111
Just a few years ago it was actually illegal, and now it's illegal to make it illegal, so there has been modest improvement.
>>29477145
Literally This.
a very small part of me would like to see a gun ban go into place and watch these Idiots try to regulate it.
My Local township told me that the entire town is switching over to a Sewer system and we all had to get our Septic Systems filled in, have a trench dug on our yard for the sewer pump, and buy a $4000 Sewer pump. We were told that all aspects of the process had to be completed in 10-15 months.
It will be 5 years in June since we were told to do this. 1 of my 19 neighbors on my block have done this. 1 of my neighbors just had his septic system rebuilt.
Our Government couldn't organize a girl scout Bake Sale, let alone a gun ban.
I think that the cops will have bigger problems to worry about when the electrical grid on the west coast collapses due to sabotage, a lot can happen in the time that legislation is introduced and the time it passes.
All cities on the west coast are going to look like new Orleans after Katrina, absolute unmanageable chaos.
>>29480064
Did you even read my post??
>>29476820
>hand over the ~5 firearms they know i own while the rest are already buried in the middle of the woods
lot of good thatll do them when a group of youths show up slash their tires and other non-violent forms of non-cooperation :^)
>>29476820
"Hello there, Officer Strombutz. I will wait out here for your safety. For your information and for compliance with the law, I direct you to the master bedroom. In the walk in closet, low and to the right is a small black safe, bolted to the foundation per California Safe Storage Initiative. Inside that safe, using this key you will find my single registered firearm. I do ask for a receipt for the confiscation so that I might receive my fair market value in the buyback program. I appreciate your service to the community, and am glad that our streets are now safer."
> Implying I have any other guns.
> Implying if I did have more guns, that weren't registered they would ever fucking find them.
> Implying implications in 2018
>>29476820
>implying anyone would know where I lived
>>29480111
>live in the shittiest place with the worst local laws
>hurr the whole US is fucked guys
Things are only getting better at a federal level.
>>29480127
Why did you capitalize the first letter of random words?
>>29476875
>pubic hairs
That's....I mean sure. But why?!
>>29480149
NYC may perhaps be the melee capital of first world countries.
>inb4 NYC = country
everyone has a tactical bat, hockey stick, grandfathered halberd, or cartoon selzer bottle full of roach spray. They all have the bloodlust too.
they're still cucks, but not as bad as bongs.
>>29480227
so they can make you the little girl their loins desire
>Not hiding all of your firearms in a bunker, family farm, etc once some BS legislation passes.
Just keep a cheap pump in your home for protection and let the cops take that shit.
>>29477167
It won't start with a bang. They will take guns from any group they can. Secret you could be a Jihad Joe not fly list? Take 'em. Mential problem sometime? Take 'em. Rape accusation? Takem 'em. Filed chapter 11? Make you sell them.
It will start with "reasonable" inspections to help you be safe with your guns. Then small fines when inspected if your gun isn't locked up. Then they take guns if you have so many fines or are "Being a Danger" then when they have the number of gun owners down to a small percentage they take them. It might not be in our generation but it will happen. And most people will go with it until it is far too late.
>>29480213
well that doesn't help us citizens then does it? maybe our whole country should be free.
>>29477091
Why is this making me feel so hard
>>29480477
you have an oppression fetish
>>29480501
I read it as in "feels thread" kind of feel
>Let them in
>They search but find nothing
>Meet up with local militia buddies
>make anonymous tip that some one has guns
>ambush cops when they show up and take there shit
>Repeat
>>29477091
this made my day
>>29477229
>>29479588
we pretty much became a country over a $3,000 a year tax...
>>29477216
Did it involve a boat?
