The gun in my jacket is missing...
boohoo
nobody feels sympathy for retards like you.
Then its not the gun in your jacket anymore, is it dickhead?
Fucking moron
>>29476637
Mind = blown.
Theft is when an item is removed from your possession illegally, which may correspond to a cosmic system attack under the client nation model. Spiritual attacks manifest themselves into cloudiness of mind which leads to misplacement and theft if items.
Probably left it on the toilet paper holder.
>>29476631
>be american
>get shot by a gun some nigger found in a McD bathroom
>>29476631
Hahahahahahhahaa you dumb fag
>>29476631
Did this at the range once
>Take pistol out of jacket pocket
>do some other shit to get ready to fire
>"hmm guess I need my pistol to shoot huh"
>take pistol in other hand and search pocket for said pistol
>Houstonwehaveaproblem.gif
>spent a good minute looking for the pistol that was in my hand
Good times.
>>29476631
That's what you get for carrying outside your body.
>>29477614
What if the gun went missing inside your body hmmm?
>>29477614
>outside your body
>shove gun up rectum
>>29477626
>>29477627
Well I don't know what the term is but carrying in for example a purse instead of a belt.
>>29477627
Fucking kek, imagine getting assraped by your eagle and then getting a load blown deep into your stomach.
This is now my fetish
>>29477670
Off body carry
>>29477601
>Have actually had to tell someone i was speaking to on my phone that i'd have to call them back, i've just lost my phone
>>29478023
Lel, this happens to my mom all the time
