Britains War Record in WW2 - Nothing to be proud of?
Timeline
1936-1939 - Utter cowardice and craven subservience to the Nazi's
1939 - Declares War on Germany. Seriously thinks about declaring war on the USSR.
1940 - Defeat in Norway
1940 - Defeat in France
1940 - Bankrupt, out with the begging bowl. US sends a load of broken rifles and shitty destroyers in exchange for all of Britains gold. USA intecepts British bullion ship of Ghana and confiscates entire contents. (See Clive Ponting - 1940 Myth and Reality for more info on this incident).
1940 - Battle of Britain. Highlight of the war, even though no victory was won. On a sidenote, how many of you British people realise that you lost more fighters than Germany lost bombers? Look it up.
1941 - Defeat in Greece and Crete
1942 - Defeat in Hong Kong, Singapore and Malaya. Full retreat in Burma
1942 - Wins only battle of the war, and only then because of American hardware. El Alamein. Loses horrendous casualties through sub-WW1 tactics
1943 - Slowly progresses through Italy using American tanks and New Zealand blood. Begins to bomb Germany using mostly Canadian blood. Defeat in the Greek Islands (Dodecanes Campaign)
1943 - No progress against Japanese in Burma even though big American brothers have now taken over the real fighting in the Pacific theatre.
1944 - 1945 - Reduced to the status of American sidekick. Churchill ignored by Roosevelt.
1945 - Allows Poland, the country it went to war to defend to become a brutalized Soviet vassal.
War ends, so lets sum up Britains war aims shall we
1. To preserve the Empire.....failed.
2. To protect the independence of Poland...failed
3. To prevent German domination of Europe..failed
1946 - 2016 American lapdog and/or Aircraft Carrier, depending on your point of view.
Ha Ha. The only thing you have to be proud of is a myth.
Dumb fat America pig. Fat fat fat fat
>>29461627
Why do Islamics use pig as an insult so much?
>>29461627
Redpill me on Dunkirk
1/10, Not even trying.
>>29461641
It is stupid cultural/religious taboo as insult. Is rather weak yes?
>>29461664
British and French forces were being evavuated after the Battle of France was lost. The soldiers were stuck between the sea and the advancing Wehrmacht. English private vessels proceded to cross the Channel to help ferry soldiers across, with around 330.000 of the 400.000 escaping.
>>29461682
>>29461664
>>29461641
Oink oink sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29461553
BIG WING IS FUCKING RETARDED
>>29461692
Question actually. Would forcing a muslim to have sex with a pig be worse than eating one? It sounds dumb but considering muslim use of goat i am unsure.
>>29461627
>pig pig pig pig
Someone had their kids blown up by an Apache and their bodies douced with bacon bits. Don't you have some German ladyboys to be raping, Achmed?
>>29461689
Private vessels?
>>29461719
As long as he doesn't blow it, I think he's good. The key is not to INGEST anything haram.
>>29461737
Basically, Britain wanted to evacuate as many soldiers as possible. Problem was, they didn't have air superiority (although the Germans didn't either) and the Dunkirk docks had been bombed into uselessness. So, the Admiralty broadcast a message on commercial radio frequencies "The Admiralty has made an order to all owners of pleasure crafts, fishing boats, or freighters between thirty and one hundred feet to report to the Admiralty in Dover"
So for nine days and nights 600 privately owned vessels evacuated British, French, Belgian and Dutch soldiers from Dunkirk to Dover. 235 were destroyed.
>>29461553
Really?
Americans turn up late for WW1
Turn up late for WW2 (only after getting ass raped at Pearl Harbour)
Couldn't win in Korea.
Lost in Vietnam.
Beat up a couple of small local kids in Central America. (... we are so tough!!)
Didn't know what to do in Somalia?
Pulled out too early in Gulf War 1
Called the game too early in Gulf War 2.0 ("Mission Accomplished!!! WTF the players are still on the field!!")
Can't win in Shit-stan
>>29461890
I thought Brits were supposed to be good at banter.
>>29461737
amazing story of the "little ships" coming to the rescue. Fishing boats, trawlers, pleasure cruisers, yachts, ferries all made the crossing to save thousands of guys off the beach. Most crewed by volunteer civilians.
>>29461914
I thought America was supposed to save the world.
>>29461741
So force muslim to give pig blowjob?
Interesting.
>>29461925
>retreat
>retreat further
>ohshitstillbehindus.jpg
>get admiral on radio
>we need those derelict fishermen to help us retreat further!
Kek
>>29461890
>Americans turn up late for WW1
And made a huge profit off of your shitty eurotrash feuding.
>Turn up late for WW2 (only after getting ass raped at Pearl Harbour)
And save your sorry asses from Heinz.
>Couldn't win in Korea.
The UN goal was to restore the border. Therefore we succeeded.
>Lost in Vietnam.
South Vietnam fell a full two years after the withdrawal.
>Beat up a couple of small local kids in Central America. (... we are so tough!!)
B-but, doesn't count
...
Haha, stupid Argies.
>Didn't know what to do in Somalia?
>Pulled out too early in Gulf War 1
Implying removing Hussein was a good idea.
>Called the game too early in Gulf War 2.0 ("Mission Accomplished!!! WTF the players are still on the field!!")
Fucked Hussein, mission accomplished.
>Can't win in Shit-stan
You can't beat concepts, you chotch.
What is Gallipoli for $1000?
They're too busy taking about how great they are to actually do anything, give them a break
