I'll clean your guns and be your friend, you just have to get me US citizenship.
Please, it's hell here.
>>29450693
I want to offer asylum to all German citizens
That way only the cucks get raped by slimes, the innocent "why can't I buy weapons they're raping mein wife" ones get to go to a better place
Brits got what they deserve
>>29450716
>They chose to let the migrants in a year ago, they are innocent
>Decades of covert manipulation have slowly eroded all rights of the people, they are to blame
Nice logic
>>29450693
What's so bad about britania? Other than the whole "no one remembers we're a country outside of Dr. Who and Sherlock Holmes. "
>>29450693
You will be my wife? Not too booko
>>29450754
Cutlery requires ID to purchase.
Carrying anything and I mean anything and using it to defend yourself is a crime and if the criminal dies that's premeditated murder. That umbrella you are carrying, that's an offensive weapon if you hit someone with it so that's serious charges you are facing.
Black people can beat you in broad daylight in a crowded street and nobody will help you and nothing can be done about it.
You can't own any guns other than bolt actions, shotguns and black powder.
You are taught in school to carry a rape whistle and hope someone comes to help but to never fight back.
>>29450789
How often do people face off in brixton though?
They NEVER get charged?
>>29450832
What does face off even mean?
If it means unarmed drunks fighting then the police don't care about consensual drunk fights like that, if you mean gangs stabbing each other then it's not like they are going to report it to the police or stay around to give a statement.
>>29450693
The only way that's going to happen is if we get gay married, otherwise you have to go through all the steps/pay money to do it legally, or just overstay your visa.
What kind of drinks should we serve at our wedding?
>>29450896
Yeah, like, do lethal fights plague the nation, but no one actually dies and that's how your murder statistic is so low? Does socialized medicine work that well?
>Cops don't care about consensual brawls.
Well, you're a one up on us in that regard, our cops only care about easy arrests and tickets, and arresting drunks is pretty easy.
>>29450919
I'd rather have a fully stocked bar so people can just choose what they want.
>>29450959
No it's more like crime is reasonably low because of no serious organised crime like cartels and it mostly happens to poor people so everyone ignores it but then if it does happen to you then you are totally fucked and everyone else will just ignore it because it isn't happening to them.
>>29450959
In the UK, a death is only ruled a murder if someone is convicted for it.
So if you find a body with 20 stab wounds, but no one is ever convicted, it wasn't a murder.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm199900/cmselect/cmhaff/95/95ap25.htm
"Since 1967, homicide figures for England and Wales have been adjusted to exclude any cases which do not result in conviction"
>>29450959
not OP but a fellow bong here, If you get jumped the police reaction is basically "well next time dont get attacked"
As for medical attention, A&E will fix you up, but get busy so youll have to wait if you dont need immediate treatment.
>>29450996
Are you cute?
>>29451158
Reasonably cute but it's not like I'm 10/10 because if I was then I'd just find some hot american to marry instead of dealing with you guys
>>29451158
his teeth must be fucked up.
>>29451196
Post pics.
>>29451248
We have the best teeth in the world you fat cunt
>>29451278
I-i-i am not f-f-fat, my mommy says I am just big boned.
>>29451196
>standards for reasonably cute in Britcuckistan
>>29451110
ah, Japanese style.
real classy, UK
>>29450693
Do you want to live in South Georgia?
>>29450693
I could adopt you.
You will be diapered all the time, but you could touch my guns.
Come on a trip here and literally just talk to women. If you're at least decent looking, bitches love the English accent. Buddy in college from England used to get practically swarmed by females.
>>29451110
So what do they get ruled as? I can't wait to smear it in those feelings only anti-gunners faces.
>>29450996
That sucks, it's not much better in the US these days either though, we have psychopath antigun lawyers everywhere now.
>>29450693
do you have a nice cock?
this is important
>>29451352
They still show up in death records and such. But that means to get a real picture of just how many murders there were in the UK, you have to look at their homicide stats AND their normal death records, which you search for deaths that seem suspicious.
>>29450693
>pay out of your ass for shitty healthcare
>cops might shoot you for anything
>cops will definitely shoot you if you're black
>blacks will probably shoot you anyway
>hispanics might shoot you
>rednecks could shoot you too
>labor laws are shit, have fun getting cucked by every employer
>you pay massive taxes mostly to bomb everyone else and have the government tell you you're shit out of luck when you need something
stay in UK britfag, your'e welcome
Anybody want to adopt a Russian?
My skills include uhh.. knowing english well.. and holding my liquor. And I also don't eat much.
Pic unrelated.
>>29451501
how do you feel about homosexings?
do not be scare, I am kind and gentle.
>>29451501
Will you teach me russian?
Can you drink whiskey?
Will you tell me campfire tales of the fatherland?
>>29451529
I wouldn't mind a gay marriage so long as it's just on paper.
Homofaggotry isn't really my thing though, sorry. Though who knows, maybe I just never met the guy.
>>29451531
If it gets me freedoms and a pass to fingerfuck your funs, I'm up for quite a lot.
Definitely.
Is it quite like cognac/brandy? Either way, of course.
Motherland, and sure. Not extremely many stories to tell, but I've a few.
>>29450693
Bongfag here.
Op i moved from that shithole to the states back in 2009. Just talk to american chicks online. I foubd one on a site and she payed for my ticket and immigration papers.
Im now a greencard holder and proud hasguns. Feels good man.
Pic related,
We both red white and blue...murica!
>>29451427
I'd rather die free than live in a cage
>>29451668
Ooh what site?
>>29451668
Where does one find these fabled "american chicks"? Teach me your ways oh mighty wizard of impossible escapes.
>>29451427
but you can shoot back though
>>29451675
nah you're still in a cage, they just call the cage "freedom" and dance around you with debt collectors and poverty
>>29451707
Man i think the site was called alternative hookups. Was konda sketchy mate but it worked. I was 17 she was 21.
Im now 25.
And fyi its not impossible.
>>29451427
>lies except for the healthcare maybe
Just don't live in the ghetto mang.
I'd give you a full reply but I'm just being baited anyway
>>29451707
>>29451668
US chicks get wet as fuck for the accent. Work that shit and say you're some kind of worthless social progress type major and you're in.
>>29451668
Please tell me more about that. I'm willing to marry even a fat single mom for a green card.
Can I use your boypussy, anon? If so we can work something out. Fag marriage is legal in 'murka now.
>>29451763
depends where you live i guess
sometimes avoiding the ghetto isn't as easy as people would have you believe
>>29451756
Not wrong.
I'm 18'000 in debt over a crap degree I can't use.
>>29451758
Can't find it mate
I'm sorry man
Apply for citizenship
That's all you can do
>>29451768
can confirm, something about the british accent immediately opens the floodgates here
>>29451804
Nah I'd rather cheat desu senpai rather than wait 20 years
>>29451756
>>29451793
>tfw college with a job and no debt
feels pretty free over here amigos
>>29451813
What the fuck I didn't write that and yet it appeared instead of my post senpai
>>29451758
Well clearly it ain't, but it still seems unachievable to me all the way here in Siberia. Guess I could maybe try one of them newfangled dating sites I've heard about.
>>29451768
>>29451806
What about Russian though? I imagine our rolling Rs and awkward vowels aren't really ladykillers?
>>29451595
It has less body than brandy, but it's breathy, and burns a little.
Unfortunately (maybe?) I have less funs than dragon dildoes. But we do have the best gun laws in the country. Plus immigrants everywhere, the hipsters would fight over you for your accent.
>>29451833
Some people might hate you for being russian but if you have a good body then women will just fuck the shit out of you for being different
>>29451833
>implying you need to get with a woman
just offer up your boipucci to a random /k/ommando and you're golden.
>>29451814
I have moderate envy, but tbqhpham I'd rather live in the Czech RP.
>>29451842
Gross to be honest, family member.
>>29451840
What if I look like a survivor of a concentration camp?
>>29451770
>>29451794
All i did was type emo date sites in google. I was only looking for booty. Just happened to run into a chick from the states that was hungry for british dick. That was all. Bare in mind this was back in 2009.
Im sure more sites exisit now you just have to make a check list.
Make sure she has monies
I went for emo chicks because they are mentally susceptible to charm more than your average jane doe.
>>29451884
If you look like that then you will have to put some effort in but you aren't obese so you can work with that
>>29451904
Hmm it seems like this plan might work
http://www.altscene.com/
seems to have some thirsty chicks so I'll check it out
>>29451954
>>29451904
>punk dating
>emo dating
>goth dating
I don't really see how THOSE people and no-nonsense practical Russian mentality will have chemistry, but hell. If it's my ticket outta here, I might as well.
Guess I could seduce emo white trash with tales of how my life is oh so miserable compared to first world.
>>29451884
Implying that guy, in that image, with those tats, can speak English
>>29452072
>implying I'm not making it my dating profile picture RIGHT NOW
>>29452027
You can be the father figure they never had
Just seduce the shit out of them and treat them nicely and be decently attractive and they will be yours. Have you seen the quality of men on that site? They are all long haired and retarded
>>29450693
How pretty are you?
>>29452087
You got swag, and you got Christ, but you got no trigger discipline nigger. Maybe for a Russkie that's required considering all the shooting.
>take a look at dudes
>as you've said, they mostly look gay as shit
>suddenly pic related
FUCK YOU GUYS I NEED THIS MORE THAN YOU
>>29452089
You know you want this 2-5 mm buzzcut baby~
>>29452152
To be fair that is a good picture to use.
It shows you aren't a faggot and you go outside and have hobbies and it's mysterious
>>29451833
Your accent will probably soften significantly if you are a social butterfly. Just don't be a fuck, or squat in the streets and you'll be fine.
>>29450693
Sure but only if your female and i consider you "wife material".
>>29451369
reminds me of Hot Fuzz.
"Have you ever wondered why the homicide rate is so low, but the accident rate is so high?!"
>>29451110
I didnt know anyone else knew the uks homicide stats were a lie. Bless you /k/omrad.
>>29451791
>sometimes avoiding the ghetto isn't as easy as people would have you believe
>Move to the mountain west
>Stay in the mountain west
Congratulations, you just avoided the ghetto
>>29451427
>Implying im not the one shooting niggers and spics
>>29451427
>be me
>healthcare provided by employer as a benefit
>cops won't shoot me because lol white guy who isnt retarded
>blacks might shoot me but at least I have a CC.
>Spics around here are rare and the few that exist are OK people
>Rednecks will shoot you if you're black, otherwise they stick to themselves.
>labor laws are pretty OK.
>3% income tax a sex. Fuck federal tax rates though.
Eh it isn't that bad.
>>29452223
Ha! Genius!
Black child murderer guilty but a white child murderer is insane
Good job America at stopping rascism
>>29452342
Well its easy to say that from europe. Over there you mostly have people of african descent in the us we mostly have niggers.
>>29451904
Well, I was planning MILFs since they'd hungry for younger cock, but that might work.
>>29450693
Anyone know if that international charm works for American expats in Europe?
Or are we all labeled unattractive hambeasts ;_;
>>29452523
God I'd love to find a texan milf that wants my British cock
>>29452541
It doesn't work because nobody likes americans
>mfw some days I think about marrying foreigners to get them citizenship while charging them dollarydoos, then annul it so I don't get caught in marriage bullshit
>mfw people will think I'm a good goy for getting divorced 16 times
>mfw people will think I'm a good goy for marrying dudes
But the I remember that's a lot of work and difficult to pull off
>>29453129
Yeah except by marrying them at all you've committed a felony and you would go away for a long time.
Plus they would probably kill you before they got deported.
>>29453218
>by marrying them at all you've committed a felony
Proofs?
>>29453229
this
You can marry foreigners, dipshit
>>29453097
Thats not really true either.
There's a ton of American male citizens with foreign wives from overseas.
I mean fucking Trump is banging a knockoff slav.
>>29450693
Is Canada a sufficient upgrade? If so state age, education, and any proficiencies in any specific area that makes you a good enough human being for me to invite into my house.
>>29453421
No, sorry. I don't want to be part of a cuckold relationship
>>29452235
>assuming one always has the capability to just up and move
go to bed
>>29454044
It's not that hard to move
