Are there any of these that arent complete garbage?
No.
Literal autism
>>29449283
But, electro pawnch...
>>29448686
No.
>>29448686
They're made of shitty plastic so you punch a man in the face and the whole thing shatters itself apart in your hands.
I wish someone made one out of decent material with enough amperage to do more than maybe kill a dying mosquito.
Maybe then i'll be able to live the dream
>>29449541
It probably makes you feel really powerful when it first shatters though
>>29448686
>power of a bug zapper
>break fingers during punch
/k/ approved
>>29449717
You should make your own, only then, can you truly live your dream.
>>29451466
My idea was to just put the biggest capacitor I could get at the end of a long stick. Once I blew out the charge if it was still intact I could still swing it around and hit people with it.
>>29448686
they're pretty good in zombies
>>29448686
there is no reason to carry a stun gun that way.
holding it in the hands makes much more sense and allows for a bigger battery/ capacitor etc.
>>29448686
Oh God...no. Please, just put a roll of quarters in your fist or something.
>>29448686
what if you made something that could slamfire a short pistol round from each knuckle on impact?
>>29456062
Might as well go full New Vegas and have 00 buck loaded into it
>>29448686
well if I were you and you wanted a stungun you can carry without too many hassles I'd get the kind that is incorporated into a flashilte, in fact lotsa aluminum flashlites have built in striking surfaces
A gun works better.
I was in Al's army and navy about 2 years ago and I saw 2 ghetto women buying one. I don't see any kind of practicality at all.
>>29451502
Just keep some lithium batteries taped to your thigh
