The electrical outlet closest to you just fired a single 12 gauge of 00 buck in the direction it was pointing.
How fucked are you, /k/?
>>29446675
favorite green hoodie is grazed
I'm good
It just shot my frigeirator
>>29446675
It shot through the backside of my couch. So I'm good but OP owes me a couch.
My friend just had his leg blown off at the knee.
Brutal.
Straight into the calf, from about 8-9 inches. Goddamn that would hurt.
>>29446675
five or six shells worth of 00 have just entered my lower back. I would say very, OP.
I no longer have a butt.
My adjustable height chair is now 3 inches shorter and eeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29446675
12ga 3' away in a small room
mwaap mwapp mwapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tekhh7Iy-sM
FUCK YOU OP THAT COULD HAVE KILLED ME !
also you never mentioned barrel length or if it's recessed or sticking out the wall , or the specific ammo used
>>29446675
>Anonymous 03/31/16(Thu)09:15:48 No.2944
thier go my legs fuck, wooden desk divider might stop one or two pellets but i doubt it
>>29446675
I'm probably at least 400 yards from the closest outlet around here.
I'm fine, have no idea what it hit.
>>29446675
If it is a surge protector and every outlet is equally close to me does that still count? If so my ceiling would probably collapse and it would indirectly kill me.
>>29446675
right foot blown off just above the ankle.
Just lost a TV, an alarm clock, 2 chair legs, an oil column heater and a mattress. Should probably tidy this place up, to be fair.
goodbye liver
>>29446675
My monitor and hearing are gone forever.
Well, the wall behind me is fucked.
>>29446675
"Blew off muh damn leyg!"
>>29446675
Aside from the fresh out of the oven tinnitus and a little bit of deafness because "lol small enclosed space" actually just fine. I'm close enough that it wouldn't even have begun spreading by the time it passed me. Would have fucked a table and my dishes though, maybe my nice huntin gun...
maybe not so good after all.
WHAT?
right through the hydraulic lift in my office chair. I'm unharmed but fall on the ground
My microscope!
>>29447069
Those can explode in interesting ways...
Welp, now I'm typing this on my laptop.
Thanks.
>>29446996
so your pc is attached to a 400 yard extension cord?
8 or so feet to my left, fired into a mostly empty class room. No one in the path.
>>29447104
>what is a laptop
>what is a cell phone
>what is a tablet
My desk would take about 1/3 of the ahot, the rest will go into my shins.
Looks like I'm Cotton Hill from now on.
Rip power supply for my computer probs the motherboard as well
>>29447077
No, they won't blow a hole in your anus.
That was a shitty prank with an airbag by idiots.
>>29447204
And people WAAAY over chair weight limits.
Anyways it's still under pressure.
My tax records from the last 3 years have been obliterated. My Glock 26 in the drawer above just barely missed being hit.
It just goes into my bed. I'm fine.
All these tables are fucked
It goes above my head and a bunch of drywall falls down on top of me, my ears are fucked.
t.literal shitposter
>>29446675
no knee and I mighta taken a ball in the balls
Two feet to my left. My leg might take a pellet or two, the rest hit my shotgun leaning against the wall and maybe kill my cat who is using his litter tray.
Knees gone
One directly behind and in front of me. I think I'm dead.
>on lunch at work
>glance around and no outlet
>phe- see a phone next to me plugged in somewhere close
>trace the charger cord under the table
>outlet staring right at my dick and close enough for insertion
Fuck
>>29446675
That's a fucking sexy gif.
>straight through the back of my fucking head
>>29446675
Damnit bobby! I gots no shins!
Also: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee
>>29446675
>computer is destroyed
>left knee is caught with the edge of the spread
>left thigh is fucked
>pelvis shattered
>half of my chair is gone
>I no longer have a hot sauce collection
You have hit another wall, several cans of Coca Cola, some shoes, and a stack of cammies.
>>29445398
It wrecks the lab table behind me and spills copper (II) chloride dihydrate everywhere.
>>29446675
I'm caught in the middle of a square about a meter and a half square. Maybe caught some stray buckshot, but RIP ears.
What kind of spread is there at approx. 5 feet?
This is a matter of life or death.
>>29447632
Not enough
I'm fine but the 6 people sitting head level with it are fucked
The nearest outlet to me is pointing directly at the frame of the bed on which I am currently laying, about 3 inches away. The frame is steel, so I'm now deaf and potentially injured in some way due to ricochets. But I think I'm fine. The wall is almost definitely fucked.
Well the printer and register are fucked, and rip in peace my ears but I survive
Do all 4 fire or just one?
Im probably fucked either way
>be sitting at desk with an outlet directly in front of me
>mfw chest is BTFO
>>29446675
At work, customer got dhot in butthole/head because lol floor outlets
>>29447857
For a second there cartoon logic ruled and I wondered if someone cut part of his moustache off.
>>29447104
Nope. In on my phone.
My roomate's bob marly poster is kill. Also, a shitty hat that I wear exclusively when I'm drunk got grazed. That would probably add to the look, so I wouldn't be upset.
>>29446732
Same as this. Op owes me a love seat. And a glass door
>>29446675
I don't have a left leg or right kneecap
>>29446675
Literally blew my balls and cock off. Fuck.
>>29446675
fuckin dead, right through my forehead
I'm in my car, so it's my 12v cigarette lighter outlet.
My elbow is resting on the arm rest. Bit I have a little height on the outlet, and there's the shifter in the way.
Elbow is probably fucked and I caught a bunch of residual buckshot on my right side.
I think I would love, but never be able to properly hold a rifle again.
I'm on the toilet :^)
>>29446675
went through the corner of my bed
my dog might get hit by a ricochet, but i'm fine
>>29446675
Went right between my legs, barely missing my balls. Glad I sit with a wide stance.
>>29446675
grazed the side of my left leg and fucked up my tv and gf's laptop, woke up the gf, and started the day with her pissed off to shit and back... thanks OP
>>29446675
my body would be in half
>>29446675
Hmm the washing machine is now fucked.
>>29446675
My eardrum is fucked, but I'm probably OK.
Ahh fuck my piano
>>29446675
Are we counting power strips? Because if it's just a wall outlet, I'm fine, though I'll have some real explaining to do to everyone here in the office. If we're counting plugged in power strips, then I'm pretty sure that I've just lost at least one of my feet, maybe both. Shits sad, senpai.
>>29446675
Deaf in my left ear for a while. A piece of wadding might have struck the top of my head.
I'm fine physically but my beloved computer just died
I BLEW MUH LEG AWFF!
Goodbye PC.
>>29446675
Just missed my knee. Probably took the heads off 2 of these stupid fucking kids. Wearing noise canceling headphones, so I'm good in the sound department.
It shot my dog and is now putting in its resume at the ATF
>>29446675
My dog's head just exploded.
The ATF is now in league with National Grid and is weaponizing electricity for mass pet euthanization
>>29446675
My night stand just took a beating and my pupper got headshot.
>>29449618
>>29449846
>>29450013
I have two outlets facing each other at exactly opposite ends of the room.
>Shots all collide in mid-air
>Lumps of conjoined 00 land all over the middle of my carpet
>Scoop up and arrange neatly on desk
>mfw
trash can and booze cabinet ventilated
>>29446675
My ankle may or may not be fucked depending on the spread, favorite MSS intermediate bag now has a bunch of holes in it.
>>29446675
Left leg is blown of just above the ankle, but I got lucky. If the second closest electrical out fired, Id be hit twice in the right shoulder and neck. Not grazing shots, My head would be on the ground. Good thing that doesnt happen.
>>29446675
I'm just fine, but my gun cabinet and roof now have new skylights.
>>29446675
Missing my head by inches.
>>29446675
None of us would be hurt because there was no shot gun it was in. The shell would just explode. And while some of us may need to change underwear, we'd be fine.
>>29446675
A shotshell without a barrel wouldn't do much damage to anything
>>29446675
Missed me, coworker just got shot in the head
>>29446675
would've been shot right in the back at 3 feet away if an M1 Garand weren't in the way
Fuck you OP.
>>29450812
i hue'd
>>29450812
>this kills the penis
Well I'm fine, the bed under me is merc'd.
Right underneath my desk, almost perfectly centered between my legs. It probably would have taken out the pneumatic cylinder on my chair and I'd be digging shrapnel out of my calves.
>>29446675
my foot will probably need to be amputated
>>29447104
Galvani and Volta would like to have a word with you.
Another hole in my chair. Also, tinnitus.
>>29446675
Right under my ass. Maybe some splinters in my thigh but, yeah I'm good.
It ventilated my crotch and knees
Blows a chair I have into pieces and I take a few pellets.
I'm in a square bedroom and if every outlet went off, they all just [barely] missed me. Ha, OP! Though, my UPS is sitting in front of me under my table and may wreck my 1440p monitor. Power strip under the table that has my TV... fk off my displays plz
It just gave my cat powder burns.
>Wall behind me
My legs would get fucked
>Outlet next to me
It'd be loud but it'd hit the ceiling and window
:c
>>29446675
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I'm fine, aside maybe from a few fragments. But a $800 synthesizer of mine is kill
>>29446675
Luckily I wasn't sitting how I normally am or both of my legs would have been blown off, It would go right under my chair and my ass might get hit by some shrapnel.
>>29446675
I can't hear anymore, and my roof will leak, because the outlet is about 2 feet below me and to my right, aiming straight up.
>>29446675
Desk fucked up, mangled drawers.
Might have gotten some wooden shrapnel or wayward 00 in the knee at lowered velocity.
Pants are thoroughly browned.
>>29447345
>cat who is using his litter tray.
I know that feel. I took the full load in the side of the head whilst crapping. Friggen GFCI outlet by the sink got me. I knew you couldn't trust those things.
>>29446675
Lost my right leg, possibly some into my pelvis. Why would you do this to me, anon?
>>29446675
My entire lower half is obliterated
>tfw have 2 extending sockets in fron and another one to my left
nothing but the sound of the 12 ssurge protectors fucks my ears and blows my desk and moniter sky high my files are destroyed and room is a mess. yes I have surge protecters pluged in to surge protectors and yes the fault wire is triped
>>29453823
You're fine /k/omrade, the shell wasn't in a shotgun so there was nothing to focus the blast.
>>29446675
EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE
>>29447443
Sauce? ??
>>29446675
MY FUCKING LAPTOP CHARGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if power extensions count, i lost my right elbow
>>29446737
Did the outlet shoot a mower?
>>29446675
God dammit, OP, I liked that pillow...
Far enough from me at the moment that I'm unscathed, though
I'm gonna need a wheel chair and a lower desk.
The outlet is facing diagonally out, pointing directly at a hot water heater across the room and through a hallway.
Damn it, OP.
If surge protectors count, I'm dead.
The unused outlet behind my bookshelf. You owe me new WH40k codexes op
>>29446675
MY LAIG
Movie spread rate: Left leg lost at the knee.
Real life: I should be ok minus the shit in my pants.
I'm sitting on the toilet, and the closest outlet is to my right aimed directly at my forehead. I'm fucking dead m8
>>29446675
Powder burn on my right ankle. It was pretty close.
>>29446732
What is it with you and shooting couches, OP?
THIS FUCKING COUCH IS 40 YEARS OLD
mfw
My swivel chair got taken out from under me.
>>29446675
I'm fine but my bed is fucked
>>29446675
My fish are displeased
>>29446675
Besides another tinitus, police will show up in office and later at home to confiscicate all my guns for carrying and shooting outside a registered range. Won't even look at the outlet or asked what happened, because europe.
And I have to clean my stuff because of co-workers guts.
yeah... my chairs fucked also my desk maybe my computer
>>29446675
The power bar just destroyed the plug on my PC, and shot a hole into the wall. I'm unharmed, other than hearing loss.
My girlfriend is dead. I'm free.
There would be a single pellet in my ass cheek
>tfw matress on the floor
im fucked
>>29446675
My lazy boy is toast I fell on my ads and it landed in my gun safe and probably broke the stocks of my rifles
>>29456932
Though if it was a few inches higher it would hit my tannerite collection and skim my back so I guess I got off easy
