You are in a real SHTF world and you must choose one tripfag to be your SHTF buddy and he will be your helper but you must also choose one other tripfag that will be your enemy that will stop at nothing in order to find you and kill you.
Also you must pick one rifle, one shotgun, one pistol and one melee weapon (bows and slinshots are welcomed too even pellet rifles if stuck in europe)
Alright lets see what /k/ will do in this game!
>>29421084
None, stop giving fucking tripfags attention.
Sage goes in all fields
>>29421084
How about no.
>>29421084
Squid for all answers.
>>29421093
>>29421095
Then don't post in the fucking thread assholes
>>29421099
At least this guy gets it (kinda)
Enemy: any tripshit from >>29396107
Hell all of them just because I'm nice enough to give them all a sporting chance. Not that it matters much since they're all sheltered nogunz millenials.
Buddy: not necessary
>>29421084
I would choose ivy as my partner and choose antman to be my enemy and carry a 32 caliber pistol so that way when antman shows up to kill me I can quickly take my handgun out and shoot ivy in the knees so that way it would buy me time to escape while antman is killing ivy.
Perfect scape goat
>>29421135
Fucking kek
Ivy would be the perfect distraction
tfw you don't tripfag enough for people to know you
>>29421108
No, fuck you for making shitty threads that take up space on the board.
>>29421135
>>29421159
>Anon and Ivy SHTF adventure
>After four days of endless whining from Ivy anon finds himself at Ant_Man's compound
>At the doorway appears a 100% nude man covered with ants
>He screams "i am not crazy I am 100% sane" and proceeds to charge at Anon
>Anon kneecaps Ivy and she screams "MUH ATTENSHUN GIVE IT TO ME" as he tosses her in antmans direction
>God smiles down on anon for doing a good deed and lets him escape unscathed.
>>29421084
>Buddy
Ricky
>Enemy
pb
>Rifle
11" AR15 SBR
>Shotgun
Remington 870 cut down at the mag tube with a Butler Creek folding stock
>Melee Weapon
Phrobis M9 Bayonet
>>29421194
>>29421095
>>29421093
Threadly reminder that there is nothing wrong with meta threads. A community must reflect on itself in order to maintain its strength and progress, and meta threads help identify problem areas and users that require purging.
>>29421250
This. They help by naming and shaming problem users.
If you are a productive member of the community you have nothing to fear. You are, are you?
>>29421084
Sa/k/uya because butt raep.
>>29421199
Somebody please make a comic strip of this shit fuck hahaha
>Enemy
Sakuya
>Buddy
Ivy
>Rifle
PTR so I can trigger Sakuya while innaSHTF
I also chose them just because somewhere at some point, something will go into something and all will be well
>>29421084
>Ally
The trap with the best thighs/ass and cutest face
>Target
TacoTime Dr8c0
>weapons
SVD, KS23, full flare x-large chance BadDragon toy.
>>29421400
>Undershit
MSD it's OK, I'm sure the other trips won't be upset you play favorites, but it just makes it harder for others when you don't keep the trip on
>>29421448
>Implying
MSD has better taste in weapons, he would use an XL Rex and a PKM
He'd also name a trap outright.
>>29421250
>>29421269
>Tripfags
>feeling shame
Pick one anons
Any publicity is good publicity to them. The only way to make them go away is by not paying attention to them.
>>29421084
>Ally
Queerbait, so I can take his overpriced Nightforce optic and special snowflake bipod when he dies, and also shitpost in real life with another human being.
>Enemy
Sa/k/uya, so I can mortally wound him with a PTR and taunt him as he bleeds out.
I'm not going to list actual guns because I came to this thread to discuss tripfags.
>>29421528
>Sa/k/uya
>Not using LTL then rope&rape
>>29421562
I don't want to hear the whining, just butthurt falfag tears.
>>29421516
They're not going away since nobody has the balls to make things completely unbearable for them.
Now if everyone coordinated their attacks, we'd actually make progress.
>>29421084
I just want sa/k/uya to rape the shit out of me
>>29421748
>sa/k/uy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCTJjUl0GM
>>29424318
DEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRP
>buddy
Ivy
She actually used to post her home made/improvised weapons quite a bit when i first saw the trip a while back, before she became the easiest tripfag to b8, i know for a fact she has some spare gear and I am a poorfag with none, and
also because boipussy
>enemy
Zed
The zed/ivy beef was much older than the ant man/ivy feud, gtfo newfags
>>29424780
>her
Anon...
>>29421084
Buddy: JohnnyIShootStuff
Enemy: Ivy
FN FAL or South African R1
Ithaca 37
Browning Hi Power
Rope (Not a melee weapon, but hey, you can't tie someone up with a bat)
>>29424831
>cute face
>likes weapons
>tits
>feminine benis
good enough for me
>>29421084
Sakuya for...... Reasons
>>29424896
WE GOT A GAMERGATE FAG!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29424940
sure i may be kind of a fag for liking traps, but wtf does that have to do with gamergate?
>>29421084
>bows and slinshots are welcomed too even pellet rifles if stuck in europe
O RLY?
Anyway, stupid thread.
>>29424976
Airshit
>>29424986
>Airshit
You must be new here, but I'm bored, whatcha want an internals picture of?
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: Which tripfag would I take into a SHTF happening - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>29421084
>Sakuya
>DR8CO
>M1 Garand
>1911
>1897 Trenchgun
>M1 bayonet attatched to Garand
Easy game, set up across the street from a Golden Corral and snipe LA8DCO as he rolls out. Then play with battle rifles and qt trap
>>29424959
>claims the guy is a girl
>claims girls can have a penis
>uses the term "boipussy" when it's just an asshole
>denies the fact ivy is a guy eith a cut off genitals
All of this shit started to happen right after gamergate fags like you started flooding on here with your claims that a guy with a dick is a girl and your terms for a man's ass is boipussy which is a stupid term
GO BACK TO GAMERGATE/TUMBLR/REDDIT FAGGOT!!!
>>29425004
Yes show us the insides mr yurope
>>29425026
Upper receiver of the SG551SB, looking in with bolt back. Bolt is past the ejector.
>>29425057
Take it apart and show us the insides OR YOUR A FAGGOT MR FAGGOT!
>>29425026
Vz58V upskirt.
>>29425026
Field stripped Sphinx.
>>29425068
>Take it apart and show us the insides OR YOUR A FAGGOT MR FAGGOT!
Don't think I've got a pic of a full strip.
Here the bolt isn't disassembled & the gas tube is still mounted.
>>29425071
>>29425093
Fuck yes show me more oh fuck show me all of it mother fucker I'm rocking it now baby show me EVERYTHING YOU FILTHY WHORE!
>>29425119
I bet you're the kind of guy which likes upskirts.
>>29425133
Oh fuck you have no idea how long I BEEN HERE I FUCKING LOVE UPSKIRTS AND INSIDES FUCK YEAH I want to see the rounds up real close covered in WD40 fuck man your a good little whore I want to spank your ass with your own guns while I shove one of those barrels up inside my rectum and gag on the ACOG fuck!
>>29425133
>which
Or is it who? I guess who.
>>29425173
Now that's just sick. But for you: FULL CLIP!
>>29425013
This board has always loved traps. In fact, it was only around that time that people started hating traps.
>>29425191
Oh I'm no sick man I'm a good normal man that follows the word of the almighty god and jesus christ and that picture FUCKING HELL I WANT TO RUB MY ASS AND BALLS ON THE GUN AND THE ROUNDS AND MASTURBATE ON THE INSIDES fucking christ your are a good little whore and I like that about you fuck I would even allow you to fuck me in the ass and I can even jack you off with WD40 show me more goddamnit I ain't getting any younger boy show me everything and I mean fucking EVERYTHING SHOW ME THAT FIRING PIN
>>29425220
If that is the case then learn to differentiate between a male and a female and ivy is no girl he is a man that just decided to cut his balls off and dress up in a girl outfit
>>29425255
Remember this?
>>29425274
I did admit i was a faggot for liking her, isn't that the same thing?
>>29425294
>bulletkake
HHNNNNNGGGGGG
>>29425298
>her
GODDAMNIT PRIVATE CUMDUMSTER!
>>29421131
>sporting chance
jokes on your faggot. you wouldn't stand a chance.
>>29425294
Yes and honestly not gonna lie I actually masturbated to that and I am not ashame of it and as a matter of fact I'm going to go masturbate right now from the pictures you sent me good little whore fuck I can just go outside and fuck a dirt right there right now!
You better not stop sending me those pics you fucking hear me boy!?
I ain't gonna go limp from the lack of sexy guns now you goddamn better show me more as I masturbate right the fuck now good lord above will guide my erection!
>>29425374
Jesus Christ
>>29425374
You like it dirty, eh?
>>29421084
>help
Boof
>nemesis
CuriousGeorge
>rifle
My AR15
>shotgun
FN SLP
>pistol
Glock 34
>melee
Good field knife. So probably an ESEE 6.
>>29421084
>Friend: MilSurpDude or Flandre. I like both of them
>Enemy: Yan/k/ee. Need I say more?
If I can't have Yan/k/ee then GTP, when he tries to shoot me his gun will blow up because it's chambered in .40
>>29421199
>her
>>29425423
>>29425438
>>29425450
>>29425464
>>29425482
>>29425499
The lord thanks you good boy.
I have orgasmed like never before and now my dick is hurting from my fist pounding I am so going to save these erotic pictures and read the bible as I masturbate to them later.
If you where here I would let you fuck my tools hell even let you cover yourself in honey and make you role in dirt and hold your rifle so I can fuck a good little dirty whore!
And fuck anyone that thinks I'm a homosexual I ain't no gay motherfucker anyway thank you for helping me cum.
>>29425554
Are Christians like this?
>>29425617
The only person on here that I know is a Christian and like this would be antman but other than that no unless your including Catholics
>>29421084
>Ally
Zasta or Erik
>Enemy
Phil or DR8CO
>Rifle
Tantal or nugget
>Pistol
CZ75 or 92FS
>Melee
Machete or fireaxe
>>29425554
You're welcome, you fucked up weirdo.
>>29425661
I was just about to get off until you said that to me.
I'm not a fucked up man I am an honest good person and keep that in mind you hear me boy?
Anyways thank you for the pictures I will be very lovingly pleased.
>>29421084
MilSurpDude for ally. We'll build a time machine to go back in time to murder Hunter 2-1 Actual. I fucking hated that double nigger.
Weapons: dildo wrapped in barbed wire.
boof as buddy
trappy chan from /fit can be my enemy ill just cut off their estrogen and they'll an hero
>>29425723
>I'm not a fucked up man I am an honest good person and keep that in mind you hear me boy?
You shouldn't care what other people think of you, bud. Not as long as you're not hurting anyone that is. If you are, it's time for therapy and some help.
I would have bugguy as my buddy and have antman as my enemy
That way when we run into antman I can easily escape while bugguy and antman are getting into a heated argument on the difference between cats feeling pain and not then watch the two of them try and kill each other while recording the fight scene from a safe distance.
I would make so much money from making a movie fight scene of antman vs bugguy
>>29421366
This
>>29425872
I would watch that for free
Don't let the thread die guys
Ricky
Ar
G19
Muh dick
>>29427710
Can I suck your dick?
FUCKING BUMP GODDAMNIT
I guess this thread is fucking dead goddamnit
>>29421084
Captain Bogroll so he can carry all my supplies
SMLE
KSG 12
Chiappa Rhino (5 inch)
Kukri
Ivy can hunt me I guess
Friend: McNig
Enemy: TacoTits Dr8c0
Rifle: Any decent AR-10, so I don't have to get close enough to him to risk being pulled into orbit.
Shotgun: Saiga-12
Handgun: Full giggle Glock 18
Melee: Husqvarna 460 chainsaw
>>29425191
I think it's actually whom, but even as a native speaker who / whom confuses me. Also props on the lewd photos
>Buddy
pb
>Enemy
gc
>Rifle
12.5" AR pistol with the lower from my rifle
It's SHTF so the ATF can't bully
>Shotgun
Remington 870
>pistol
P99C
>Melee Weapon
Small shitty knife, or use my rifle as a club
>>29421084
Homie: khyberpass
Enemy: Sakuya
Rifle: Scar H with a 4x Acog
Shotgun: M4
Handgun: SP01
Melee: spyderco ulize
>>29421084
Bro=antman
Not bro=muslimbro
Rifle=K98 German Mauser
Shotgun=Mossberg
Handgun=357 Ruger revolver
Melee weapon=Work machete from Lowe's
>>29421366
>>29421528
>being this ptrhurt
if you come to any nuggetfest ill let you shoot a real battle rifle
>>29421562
whats LTL?
>>29431160
A garand?
>>29431160
Have you considered one of these before?
Seems neat and fitting
http://www.shop-laylax.com/SHOP/corset_rig.html
>>29430979
Who in the fucking mind would want antman to be their survival partner?
Is there an explanation to this shit?
>>29431250
Idk
>Buddy
Papulu or Boof
>Enemy
LMJ
>Weapons
AR-15
M590
92FS
machete
>>29431228
i need to see someone with huge tits put this on.
I NEED THIS
>>29421084
my god. ian has to be the sexiest man alive
>>29425071
Lewd.
>>29421084
Ally: who cares? Maybe Tommy Thyroid because he isn't real. Or possibly Ivy to piss off Phil. I don't secks boipussy or benis, tho. Although if it meant killing a moral fag and a Muslim....
Enemy: taco tits, Phil, and mudslimebro. Three for the price of one.
Rifle: FN MAG58
Shotgun: Muh mossy 500
Handgat: Muh police trade in glawk 22
Kill mudslimebro and Phil with GPMG, (using Ivy's gayness if applicable.) Take out taco tits with poorfag mossy and glawk for the keks.
>>29432660
>possibly Ivy
>I don't secks boipussy or benis
You know you can be friends with fags without having sex with them, right? We aren't rapists. (gayfag here btw)
What happened with ivy and phil? Was ivy hitting on him or something? I never saw them get into it like she did with ant man
>>29421174
I know that feel.
>>29421084
What rifle is Ian holding there?
>>29434562
Wait what happened between antman and ivy?
Friend: Muslimbro, for the glory of Allah.
Enemy: Marisa5.7×28shill. Nothing personal (against either the trip or the round), but it gives me the advantage of knowing what weapons my enemy will have.
Weapons: Norinco M305, Beretta A300 Outlander, 10/22.
One of us can get close with 10/22 and the Outlander to draw fire from the p90/five seven combo. When marisa is exposed, the other can finish the job with the M14. We'd just need good enough armor to stop a 5.7x28.
>>29435707
ivy was butthurt that antman was killing small animals to feed to his ants, antman was raving in all caps about trannies and cut off pen0rs, then disappeared again
>>29436120
Da fuk?
Screencaps?
>>29421400
>best ass/thighs
Either koko or blucarpet
>>29421135
>>29421159
>>29421199
>>29421290
Nooo why? ;-;
>>29421366
>>29424780
>>29424896
thank you! <3
>>29425013
You mean people began REEEEEEEing at traps when we were perfectly okay before.
>>29425220
This.
>>29425274
I am a girl.
>>29432660
I have no problem with phil, I think he said I was annoying once, but I don't think he would care
>>29434562
Thank you. I mean shit, if you aren't into traps, you can still be friends with us, is it that hard to treat me like the ugly girl that is cool and fun to hang out with, but you would never fug? I never fought with phil, i don't know anything about that.
>>29435707
I called him a sick fuck because he tortures small innocent animals just so he can watch ants tear them apart while still alive (yes, he is fake as fuck, but the fact remains, real or not someone is still killing small animals, placing them on ant hills and taking pictures. Poor little froggies ;-; Whether it is because of some crazy ant obsession or because they want to make people mad, it isn't right.) He started calling me all kinds of shit even though he knows nothing about me. I think he may have also threatened my little kaeru-chan at some point and said he would make a good meal for his ants ;-;
>>29436120
I scared him away.
>>29436162
I have a couple, sry its from my phone
>>29436373
someone spent a long time pretending to be crazy. You almost have to admire their dedication
>>29436373
>>29436397
This is all i have capped
>>29436373
>>29436397
>>29436489
Holy fuck Antman is crazy as ever
I doubt the tumor being removed did anything at all for his mentality
>>29436556
If that is the real antman anyway, or if ant man even really existed at all.
If not tho, it would be a very dedicated troll taking a ton of ant pictures
>>29421084
My shtf bro will be mcniggerator, because actual experience
Enemy would be douk
For black on black violence, you see
