>go to college
>leave antique k collection at home
>parents don't know anything about guns
>dad calls me tonight
>tells me he cleaned the patina off my bayonets and handguns
>almost have a stroke
guys he's ruined my entire collection. What do I do now?
Wipe that smile off his face by explaining what he's done wrong and approaching the situation like a rational, reasonable human being.
OP here he also said he used brasso on them because they looked dirty and wanted to clean them for me. pleas kill me
>>29408989
>What do I do now?
>Bury
>Water erry day
>??????
>Dig up
>>29408989
I hear urine makes a great patina
>>29408989
You can't undo it so carry on with your life.
No one cares
>hurr durr someone did something nice for me and ruined my autistic dirt layer
>durr hurr the patina got removed from the jizz collecting on my bedroom floor
>life is over XD111!!!One!
go tell Reddit fag
>I like to pretend I have guns with patina so I'm gonna post a thread on /k/ to make it feel more real
>>29408989
scrub with lemon juice.
It's an oxidizer and it may help accelerate the aging process.
Tell your dad rationally what went wrong.
>>29409026
>my autistic dirt layer
>>29408989
>Not locking your collection in a safe
>Not taking the keys with you
>Reaping the whirlwind
>>29408989
fake and gay
