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>tfw you're depressed and the only things you truly enjoy are firearms and militaria
>tfw european so can't even own most firearms without jumping through hoops
>tfw everyone you know thinks you're weird for it and you can't ever tell anyone about your hobbies
Hold me, friends ;_:
I can't be honest about my interests to anyone, I couldn't even if I was a legal firearms owner/hunter. All I want is to collect comfy antiques and milsurp without feeling like an outcast

General /k/ feels and humor to not depress ourselves too bad thread
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>>29399941
What country are you from friendo?

Its time to come to the land of the free and leave your home of once brave.
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>>29399986
the Netherlands, and of course I'm coming to the land of the free as soon as I can :^)
in the meantime I just have to cope, and I'm not getting a fucking gun permit here because fuck being ass fucked by the police to exercise a basic human right
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>>29399941
So sorry bro. Visit the states sometimes, experience freedom. We welcome you with open arms. Just not NY/CA-- anti-freedom tourist traps.
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>>29400037
lmao I know, I hate tourist traps in general. I just want to see what I actually want to see, not some monument that I have to pay out the ass for to visit just because 'you have to have seen it'.
like nigga I'd come to america to shoot guns and eat diabetes inducing food, not to see the statue of liberty
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Britfag here, know the feel :/

desu after I've done my 3 years of service then I'm probs gonna live in the US, maybe Texas or some other gun-friendly state... Maybe HK will import some SA80s and then I'll be happy who knows
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>>29400078
i genuinely did not write 'desu' now i sound like a massive weeb fml
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>>29399941
I fucking know. I live in EU and my whole family, thinks I am insane for having a couple of gun posters, and my teachers harassed me the whole fucking high school because I was reading about guns on my IPad.
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>>29400096
everyone knows the filter, but I've basically gotten used to and fully embraced it desu famalampai

on a side note, what should I buy as a first antique gun purchase? I'm thinking of getting a 6mm Flobert rifle since they're literally just single shot .22s, and as long as they're pre 1945 production they're completely legal and exempt from regulation. coincidentally .22 rimfire blanks are also completely legal ;^)

pic related, what I have in mind (except this specific rifle is in 9mm Flobert)
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>>29399941
I'm totally down for marrying a Europoor /k/ommando to get him to the US faster.

2k, a blowjob, and you have to clean my Mosins after I go shooting.

We need to setup a program for other like minded individuals
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>>29400076
There are many, many natural landscapes and wonders in the mainland alone. It's an outdoorsman's dream. And don't worry, you'll find plenty of heart-stopping staples in small diners and truck stops.
>>29400078
I'd definitely consider it. Depending on the state you emigrate to, things may even be starting to look up.

And yeah, s m h/t b h/f a m is filtered. Dunno why buzzwords like autism or cuck aren't if the faggot mods/admin wanna be fucking fascists about it, but whatever. I just ad-block and deny them revenue. That, and I use 8 c h i n z more often.
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>>29400130
You've got it worse than me ince at least we have the cadets in the UK
One or two of my friends like guns, a few are going in the armed forces and one is even going to the DSFC like me... But you still feel like an outcast watching TFB TV and FPSRussia and crying because you can't ever get a gun
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>>29400144
Percussion Sharps carbine, probably the coolest thing you can buy without a license here in Germany

6mm flobert is a lot shorter than .22, so be advised :^)


>>29400130
>tfw my mother is absolutely hysteric about weapons, won't even touch my air rifle
>tfw about to (hopefully) pass the exam and get my hunting license, any guns i buy on it i have to store at a friend's house until i move out next year because she hates guns so much
>in case of an home invasion she actually said she'd rather have no weapons and let the intruder take whatever they want

At least they don't consider my apsycho for loving guns (I hope), but most people my age think it's cool.
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I know the feeling OP. Even moving from a gun hating state, Massachusetts, to a gun loving stare, Colorado, makes a world of difference.

The United States is a nature lovers wet dream too - deserts, tropical/subtropical beaches, lush forests, arctic/subarctic tundra, mountains of all shapes and sizes (few hundred feet to 20000), rolling plains, thousands of miles of breathtaking coastlines, mind blowing geographical formations and the list goes on.
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Can you buy a weapon in the US if you are not a citizen ?

I may be visiting the US for a fortnight every other month for work, would it be possible to buy something to plink with then pay a range to store it for me ? Work is providing my accommodation, so while it will be the same place i stay each time i don't think they'd be happy with me storing a gun there.
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>>29400173
>There are many, many natural landscapes and wonders in the mainland alone.
oh of course, I love nature. I'd love to just go hiking somewhere in the US or see the natural wonders.
and most of all I want to get out of this meme hell forever so I can enjoy all the freedumbs America has to offer
>>29400232
lmao if I wanted to join the military I probably couldn't because I have actual autism, but I don't think I'd want to anyway because it's literally a pointless fucking job. If you aren't getting deployed they just make you do dumb shit like haul stuff around and clean to keep you occupied, and if you do get deployed well that's fun if youve always wanted to shoot ragheads I guess.
>>29400273
Well I can't get reproduction antiques anyhow, I'd rather get something affordable and in good condition. Tho I'll definitely buy some antiques that I can't even shoot just because I'd love to collect them.
>tfw fair condition rolling block for €300 pops up
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>>29399986
>Its time to come to the land of the free
Do you even know your own immigration laws?
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>>29400311
What country do you live in?

I'm going to go ahead and guess no unless you're Canadian. The paperwork you fill out to buy a gun asks a bunch of questions regarding your citizenship status, if you're a legal alien, nationality, etc. I'd assume they'd shut you down right away.
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>>29400316
Yea buy that rolling block then m8, worth it

>tfw spent 600€ of the money i got for graduating school on the Sharps

No regrets, except that I haven't shot it yet.
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>>29400311
yes, but you have to be a permanent resident, which mind you is different from being a citizen but grants you the right to bear arms. but in this case I'm not sure, if you have like a visa to stay for work that might count too. you're probably better off asking an official agency for legal advice tho
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>>29400317
If your shit is browner than your skin, you're not getting in? :^)
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>>29400317
Yea, be useful and you can get in
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>>29400022
Keep strong, /k/omrade. You'll be out of enemy lines before you know it.
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>>29400316
>because I have actual autism
Funny how many people you meet with autism when you're looking in the right place

Mine's pretty fine, just if I get stressed I totally flip for like 15 minutes. I guess if my medical tests came back clean and my psychologist gave me the ok then it would work
Trust me infantry is a shit job anyway. I'm gonna join the Royal Signals hopefully. Less chance of dying but still actually make an effort in missions and can say I'm a squaddie soo
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>>29400311

>be European
>travel to USA
>buy gun
>shoot up school / kill police
>surrender infront of as much media as possible
>Probably get killed / beaten by police anyway
>contribute to USA becoming noguns and US police getting cucked

The hero Europe needs.
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>>29400432
>Funny how many people you meet with autism when you're looking in the right place
but yeah fr tho my 'tism isn't too bad, I just don't know if they'd bother to give me a pass and do the extra paperwork for just a grunt if they could easily reject me instead.
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>>29400463
I could imagine it'd be easier. No shortage of manpower this ain't WWII

EWO is a demanded role tho and since I'm getting A*s in computing they may consider it

Do you ever wish your countries' military was as progressive as Israels?
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/01/israeli-army-autism/422850/
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>>29400311
The best you could do is just rent a gun every time you visit the range. Unless you have permanent residency, which requires you to have proof that you live in that spot for 90 days. Another route is to get a hunting license in the state you live in, which would allow you to buy a rifle to keep, but it's also a bit annoying to get into.

It may also depend on the laws of the state you're going to be holed up in. Learn the laws yourself, there's a lot involved and a lot you need to check with. Search for all federal laws from the ATF on the subject, search the state laws for ownership, and send a few emails to people whose job it is to know these things.
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>>29400407
Being just "useful" is not enough. You need to be extremaly fucking useful and a specialist in your field to have a chance to get in.

That, or either marry/get lucky in the visa lottery.

Not that I complain, it's a good system if you ask me. Ddoesn't change the fact that you can't simply "come to the land of free".
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>>29400546
In that regard it doesn't sound much different from Australia's border security, which is "if you're not an addition to the country then fuck off m8"
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>>29400162
Fuck I'll marry one. No Brits or Italians though.
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>>29400444
fund it
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>>29400600
fuck
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>>29399941
>tfw live in reasonable gun law euro country
>tfw wanna own guns
>tfw forced into conscription or get criminal record and lose guns
>tfw can't and don't want to go into conscription cause it would ruin any chances I have of establishing a career and earning a lot of money, a thing I've been working hard towards for near decade now
>tfw want to join the defence force and go innawoods with them on the weekend anyway since it's fun, but can't throw away a year of my life
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>>29400600
Would you marry a German/Are you cute

A-asking for a friend
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>>29400600
I'm 100% serious. It is the /k/ube's bidding.
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>>29400311
Well you could by an illegal one or get some used thing from someone. Still illegal but meh.
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>>29400623
can't you just have a conscientous objection to service, or, if you're an absolute madman break your own leg or some shit to avoid it. I know many countries allow you to evade conscription but you have to like pay extra taxes or dont get benefits you otherwise would
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>>29400661
I've gotten extensions before for medical and psychological reasons but since I live in 2 countries it's hard to get times for psychiatrists.

If worst comes to worst, I'll just slit my wrist infront of the psychiatrist in the health inspection.
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>>29400022
The maximum of 5 guns at any time law.
Even the belgians have it better than us.
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>>29400600
Superior Czech seed reporting.
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>>29400691
There we go. I would kill to get a Czech.

You're my first pick, m8. Ready to board the train to freedomland?
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>>29400691
My hopes and dreams are getting hired by bohemia interactive
>tfw devs of game I grew up with
>tfw they own a t72
>tfw get to live in based czech
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>>29400703
Sir are you aware I have a shaft
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>>29400711
Fuck yes, I love the Arma series.
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>>29400622
Sorry man Brits just freak me out. Except the old guy on top gear he's dope.

>>29400635
Yeah Germans are pretty good people in my experience. I can't say if I look good, very low self esteem and years of bullying in highschool has made me a emotionless monotone. And I'm fat but it all went to my chest and hips so I look like a redneck trany.

Pic related is me
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>>29400719
I don't really care. Just teach me the language, and I'll wave the 5k and marry you bro.

No homo
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>>29400742
You can be the big spoon then, I'll bring the panties :^)

Uh, my friend I mean
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>>29400691
I'd get gay with a Slav but no homo marriage in AK
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>>29399941
The best place to hide your hobbies is in acedemia. Do a single course of history at a local uni a semester. That way you can like guns and militaria and no one will judge you because its no just a weird hobby anymore.
Because, god help the liberal who starts making fun of you for studying something random, when they studied art history or something equally useless.
As for actual firearm ownership? Well you're fucked aren't you.
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>>29400760
Wow, thanks
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>>29400800
I'll just need you to bring a fuck ton of vz58 parts kits and other cool Czech stuff.
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>>29400772
Of corse the german likes tramps.
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>>29400742
Well I can imagine Hammond would freak anyone out

But are we talking May or Clarkson?
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>>29400814
Everything decomissionend is welded shut here, sorry pal.
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>>29400772
This has to be the cutest thing there ever was on /k/. I'll just hide here in that bush with this camera.
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>>29399941
My condolences
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I'm still comprehending how this went from a Euro feel trip, to a discussion on the US immigration laws, to a talk about autism in the UK army, to this gay thing
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>>29400829
I'd fuck May.
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>>29400772
Forgot to mention I'm a furfag. Can't wait to get taken prisoner by alien lizard overlords and get to be there fuck toy.

>>29400822
Hello newfag
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i'm in the strangest position with this kind of thing
>be britbong
>can't fit in with /k/ because i'm something of an anti-war* left-winger**, anti-trident on cost grounds (and don't accept there's a use-case for it, a deterrent requires someone to deter and "oh it could be anyone in the next 50 years" isn't good enough for me to change my mind away from the position "NATO weapons sharing + GIUK gap location is a good enough defense".), on top of this when it comes to UK politics i'm fine with our current nogunz position.

>can't fit in with left-wingers or normies because my anti-trident position doesn't come from morality (i believe the US has great reasons for owning nuclear weapons and i'm content to weapons share in NATO. "nukes hurt people" is not a smart anti-nuclear case), for the USA i'm progunz, and my interest in military hardware makes it hard to deal with people who don't know anything about it when they start saying things that are blatantly wrong.
>can't fit in with non-/k/ normies with british power fantasies because they just mix /k/ with the cringeworthy lack of knowledge and an even more vehement hate of the anti-trident position.

>only group i can discuss my military interest with is /k/, but always have the lurking feeling i don't belong because i'm closer to a student protester*** than an operator.

*by which i mean intervention in iraq/syria, although the anti-iraq position is something of a pretence to get into fights with blairites. similar to the anti-trident position it's rooted in "america is a global superpower who can do this alone" more than in pacifist attitudes. i do believe any savings from trident should be put back into the military, however.
** this term has a huge number of connotations here that're inaccurate, it's best taken as a vague economic indication and nothing more. i am not a SJW type.
*** i'm not a student or a protestor, just that vague archetype of "weak coward you'd find distasteful."
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>>29400882
Ever read War with the Newts?
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iktf. it will be very tempting to apply for green card lottery if trump wins (and thats another thing almost no one else likes lol)
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>>29400908
I'd happily marry an American, though there are no girls on k and anal leaves my dick messy. Decisions, decisions
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>>29400904
Nope. Always just went on furaffenaty to find porn.
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>>29400895
OP here, I can relate. I have some pretty alternative political views, for example I sympathize with communism and anarchism to some extent but I'm also rather conservative on some issues. It's not a left or right sort of thing.
>on top of this when it comes to UK politics i'm fine with our current nogunz position.
mfw related, unless you're literally a cartoon villain who is fully aware that gun control only disarms the weak and empowers those who already have a monopoly on power you literally can't defend gun control, Stay Woke My Nigga......
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>>29400921
Get one of those little bad dragon cocks with the tube that shoots water or lube into you. Feels great and gets you clean and lubed up.
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>>29400956
Actually I think I'm gonna stay put
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>>29400882
Goddammit those guys are kinda cute, never thought a lizardman could look all happy and nice.

Fuck you I want to hug lizards now.
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>>29400956
what the fuck has this thread derailed into
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>>29400951
>mfw related, unless you're literally a cartoon villain who is fully aware that gun control only disarms the weak and empowers those who already have a monopoly on power you literally can't defend gun control, Stay Woke My Nigga......
i should probably be clearer on my nogunz position, it's more apathy than anything else.
i'd feel safer if i was able to carry a gun (because as noted, weak coward.), there's a higher-than-50% chance i'd enjoy shooting targets for fun too, but because i don't own a gun or know much about the topic i take a pretty lazy approach to the whole issue. (my progunz US position stems from the sheer difficulty of collecting all the guns in the US leading to a similar lazy approach.)

>gun control only disarms the weak and empowers those who already have a monopoly on power
ultimately this doesn't really factor for me, while the idea that giving all the citizens a gun protects from tyranny is an incredibly nice one, the impression i get is that there's never going to come a point where people say "enough is enough" in the modern world, especially because modern welfare states (which i'm in favour of) by nature provide the individual with something to lose, which makes convincing anyone to take up arms much more difficult.

as far as i'm concerned practical liberty is already on a slow path to death. i don't accept it, but i can see it coming as a result of surveillance (not just from governments, but from private companies who have financial reasons to care about your data.), and it doesn't even seem like the kind of things you can take up arms over.
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>>29400974
Hey freedom isn't free faggot. Sometimes you got to take a dragon cock to the bum for your rights.
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I've continuing to live because I don't want to die but really I have no reason to live because I'll never get to live in America. Visas only go to mexicans and muslims.
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>>29401011
You euros wanted to get gay so you could have freedoms but a few furfags showed up and made it weird.
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>>29399941
That's funny, I am also european and can get the guns I want no problem.
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>tfw no eurotwink
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>>29399941
>tfw everyone you know thinks you're weird for it and you can't ever tell anyone about your hobbies

They don't think you're creepy because of your hobbies, they think your hobbies are creepy because they're yours. The guns and militaria simply give them something to peg that uncomfortable, weirded out feeling on. Meanwhile gramps the WW2 veteran wave a dagger around and tell them all about how to best cut throats with it without it freaking anyone out, because he's a normal, kind seeming fellow, instead of a creep.
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furries:
how would a helmet work on a furry? ear-holes leave the ears at risk, but holding the ears under it must surely reduce hearing ability and be uncomfortable. helmets with an ear-shape would either have to be custom made or never fit just right, and might be structurally weaker to boot
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>>29400022
Another dutchbro here. It's fucking awful.
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>>29400882
eh, a fellow scalie. Hello.
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>>29400822
Traps for Trump

>>29400855
l-lewd

>>29401006
>>29401223
>>29400882
This is why I'm on /k/
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>>29401121
This is the official 'adopt a cute European' thread

Just pick a qt, shipping not included
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>>29401440

Kek
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>>29401138
Well lizards like>>29400882 could probably use most human gear. Imagine one of them with an FAL and battle shorts. But if there still cold blooded then they will try to cuddle there squad mates.

For a dog or horse ext... The hole in helmet so there ears poke out would be best. Even if the top of there ear get shot off they could still hear.
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>>29401223
Sup marsh friend
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>>29399941
>>29399986
Lol, my parents think Im gonna snap any minute because I wear old milsurp a lot.
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>>29399941
>For ten dollars a month you can sponsor your own firearm.
>Name it.
>POV shooting videos bimonthly.
>Detailed, uncut maintenance footage.
>For an extra five dollars a month you can choose the bullet weight and powder charge of what your firearm eats.
>Get to meet it should you ever hop over the Atlantic.
>Get to adopt it should you choose to immigrate.
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>>29401440
Adoption is fine plowing butts is not.
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>>29401058
I WILL NOT TAKE DICK FOR AMERICA
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>>29401475
Just life. Irritated cause it's raining. Wanted to shoot my crossbow today.
Date with gf later.
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>>29401625
Don't do that.
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>>29401759
Don't do it for America then. Do it for yourself, for you're freedom, for you're love of the cube.
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>>29401776
I know the feel. Local range is Australia level shitty and there's no gravel pits to go shoot in.
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>>29399941
Ik ken de voel broeder. Spaar ook graag milsurp.

Ben van plan om in juli (lagere inschrijvingsgeld na twee kwartalen) lid te worden van een schietvereniging, want die FN Fal moet er komen.
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>>29399941

Stop whining, acquire guns.

Even in the Netherlands you can own a bunch of guns if you jump through the hoops.
And if that's not enough for you, move a bit south...

But stop being a cry baby and take some goddamn action.

>I can't be honest about my interests to anyone, I couldn't even if I was a legal firearms owner/hunter.

There's hugely popular firearms forums in the Netherlands, you dolt. Make some friends with the same fucking interests.
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>>29401625
MTP > DMP
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>>29401440
Adopt a cute european*
*except brits apparently
Abused brit for sale, only $10 plus shipping
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I'll take a dicking for US citizenship if that is what it takes but I'm not doing anything gay like letting you put it in my mouth
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>>29402638
>take a dicking
>not doing anything gay

State of the UK 2016
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>>29402660

I'd rather it comes from an american than Ahmed, he always smells like shit
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I never understood why people think it's threatening to know what is and isn't legal.

You'd think it would actually be a good thing since it would prevent you from breaking the law.
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>>29401625
They're right. The last 2 mass shooters associated with /k/ were surplusshits.
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>>29400022
You'll soon be in the land of firearms, anon.
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>>29401946
moet je niet letterlijk 2 jaar of zo een verlof hebben voordat je semi automatische geweren mag bezitten? schud mijn hoofd familie, ik zou ook graag een FAL of een Colt A2 Sporter hebben :^(
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This thread speaks to me on a spiritual level, currently I'm a britfag but I love guns, I was in cadets, where I got to shoot a 5.56 mm rifle, I love reading about guns, browsing /k/ and I desperately want to own some for myself.

Currently I'm studying geology and my plan is to spend a few years in that industry here before moving to America and trying to get a similar job over there, however I don't really know where I should go, I was thinking somewhere in the corn belt but I'm not really sure where.

Is my plan retarded?
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>>29404300

Mate just offer up your ass like we are.

A few years of being dicked and you've yourself full citizenship.
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>>29402752
Wait, mass shooters associated with /k/? I thought only wizards had mad massmurdering virgins.
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>>29404418
Actually yeh good shout.

So who wants to adopt me? I will be a complete sub slave and do any degenerate shit you want me to, just get me there.
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>>29404300
Dude just come to the US and be British as fuck.
People will pay a totally unnecessary amount of attention to you because of your accent and you can tell them all about Bongland. Just about every time a redcoat or aussie drifts up in this country he climbs out of the water and proceeds to drown in pussy. Women in this country are so stupid they honestly believe that people who speak clear English, but with an accent are automatically very sophisticated, progressive and intelligent. Go to any social event and you'll have to beat em back with sticks.

PROTIP: always come here as part of a job. Get hired in some company that does business here and transfer over or land a job here that's willing to go to the trouble to import you. For all of the "bring your tired, hungry... etc." rhetoric, finding legal work is always the hardest part for any immigrant. Either you come in already employed or you'll be battling our bloated, clumsy and arbitrary immigration system for years. It's so awful at it's job it has no shit deported natural born US citizens by mistake and tried to refuse re-admission once it realized what it had done.
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>>29404523

Or you get married and get full citizenship in a few years rather than the decades it takes via low level visa and then greencard
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>>29404523
Yeh good point about the accent thing but I come from Gloucestershire, if you want to know what we sound like look up combine harvester by the wurzels.
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>>29404419
See: the recent racially motivated shootings

Pic related was likely a tripfag here.
The poluce report for the BLM shooters revealed an unusual amount of surplus seized from their homes.
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>>29404825

Not fucking likely. ESPECIALLY not a tripfag.
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>>29404825
I think you should stop fucking posting you massive liberal loving,Syrian sucking, two tone skinned, brainwashed faggot. It wasn't racially charged, the only race that was charging was the Niggers having the BLM "protest". The three tripfags spouted memes and Tyrone and trayonka didn't like that so they started attacking them. They ran away and we chased, causing the tripfaggots to fire in self defense.
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>>29399941
>without jumping through hoops
Have you tried just not being a bitch and just filling out the paperwork?
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>>29405077
I just don't want to fill out the paperwork friendo, because I don't want police inspecting my mandatory safe whenever they feel like it :^)
Besides it's entirely likely that it's only going to get worse what with all the religion of peace attacks happening lately, and the niggers down in Brussels think restricting legal gun ownership makes any difference when the ragheads just get their shit from the Balkans.
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>>29405077
muh shall not be infringed
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>>29405256
the police inspect your shit in 90% of your daily life. what makes you think owning a firearm should be the one exception?
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>>29405285
except they don't and I don't want them too, so pigs can fuck off. I can't avoid the government being up in my ass 100% of the time but not being granted a 'privilege' is worth my right to privacy and not being on some list.
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>Be me
>Live in Toronto (that's how you know this isn't going to be good)
>Working as electrical apprentice, good jobsites, saving money
>Coworkers are all liberal, keep powerlevel hidden
>One day people are discussing police shooting that happened on a streetcar, cop was found guilty of attempted murder. I offer a few opinions and some info I heard on the news, but mostly stay out of it.
>Two coworkers end up briefly debating the capacity of the officer's sidearm
>I pitch in "If it was a Glock 17 it would have 17 rounds, if it was a Glock 19, it would have 15 rounds".
>Everyone stops eating/talking and stares at me for a good 5 seconds
>One guy goes "I'm not going to ask how you know that", and continues talking.
>Since then, coworkers have been making jokes about how I'm a Dexter-esque serial killer.

I volunteer at a nursing home on weekends, my life is closer to Mr. Rogers than anything else on T.V.
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>>29405547

Doesn't Dexter only kill criminals?

Isn't that a good thing?
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>tfw no qt /k/ommando trap to marry for freedom
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>>29405715
I mean more in terms of the method rather than the target. They're just messing with me, I don't feel "persecuted" or anything (it's construction work, if people don't mess with you or talk to you it means you fucked up)
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>>29405752
Step 1: become 2d
Step 2: marry some weeb on /a/
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
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>>29400076
hey man. i think man. assuming man. you will be able to find women who want to sleep with you based on accent alone. and if you are into dudes. probably that too. 2016. no fucks given.
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>get into argument with classmate on FB over anti-gun post
>calls me crazy for not supporting gun controll in the US
>tfw nobody backed me up
>need license to own airshit
>even some of my airshitting buddies condem real guns
such is life in The Netherlands
>>29400037
I actually went shooting in CA two years ago.
>tfw uncle owns a fucking Luger P08
>tfw his libshit wife will probably turn it in at a gun buyback when he dies
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>>29401993
what are the carry laws like in Belgium?
I considered moving there after learning about how crazy legal US migration is but the recent kebab attacks left me worried of getting shot at and dying cowering like a pussy.
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>>29399941

Hey, man. Best advice? Chill out and don't treat it as abnormal. Your behavior is what will ultimately cement your hobby as "weird" or not in the eyes of your friends. Project yourself as a stable, sane and upstanding, and your hobby will be too. Make friends with similar interests too, and it'll definitely help.
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My parents pretty much disowned me and refuse to talk to me after they figured out I had bought a gun on my 18th birthday. Almost every one of my close family members deleted or blocked me on social media, and the last words my mother ever said to me were "I thought I raised you right, not to be a fucking psychopath spree shooter."
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It's all because of the RUSSIANS!! They are the reason you Europeans can't own firearms! You should all just make a stand for once.
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>>29399941
Most of /k/ are democrats in the military who believe firearms are weird and dangerous and if you are depressed about anything you should be thrown in a mental ward
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>>29408483
>>tfw his libshit wife will probably turn it in at a gun buyback when he dies

This may sound harsh, but I recommend you practice that conversation now. So you have it in your head if the time comes.

Even most librulz understand history should be saved. They can also be appealed to by emotion. Like how important these items are to your Uncle.
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>>29408597
I'm sorry to hear that anon. The best you could do now is just forget about them and live your own life with your own interests. Don't let their negativity and judgmentalistic attitude drag you down.

It always hurts the most when someone close leaves you.
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>>29408597

I've known some hard stance anti-gunners in my life. I don't know any of them that would disown their son or assume he had become a murderer because of it. If that is actually true then I hope you realize your family was shit to begin with. Oh, and crazy. Like very crazy.

This is like a family disowning you because you believe a brutal dictator should rule the US. It is definitely a crazy viewpoint that reflect badly on you. It doesn't mean your family won't love you. And by you, I mean most people with half decent parents.

To be clear for the retards: that's just an analogy of an example for this anon's family to show how fucking nuts they are.

That's not normal, bro. Sometimes family isn't worth it. Thankfully it's not real. We shall sleep soundly tonight.
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>tfw my country makes them best AKs
>sells them locally for $460
>need bill of mental health, training courses, licenses, taxes, and a fucking letter of recommendation from a hunter group to own a long, rifled gun
>"moderate refugees" at the gates
Help
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>>29399941
>this
I'm a britbong, I love firearms but I can't get any, the only thing that I have that's close is a shitty break barrel pellet gun.
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>>29408526
>what are the carry laws like in Belgium?

They're shit. Basically reserved for politicians, judges and security people.
Which is a shame, but I've never felt unsafe enough to feel like I should be carrying.

>I considered moving there after learning about how crazy legal US migration is but the recent kebab attacks left me worried of getting shot at and dying cowering like a pussy.

You've got a higher chance of getting struck down by lightning than being killed or maimed in a terrorist attack in Belgium, dude...
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>>29410527
>I'm a britbong, I love firearms but I can't get any, the only thing that I have that's close is a shitty break barrel pellet gun.

You can get manually operated rifles, hunting shotguns and idioticly modified pistols.

Stop whining, and get to work.
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Jump though the hoops

Befriend other hoopjumpers

Problem solved.
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For adoption: Vulnerable swede, never used.

*already owns a mauser
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>>29400546

my roommate was a Russian chick who got in and she was a fucking graphic designer and worked in fashion

the "specialist" thing is a meme, getting a greencard as a euro or ruski is easy as fuck
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>>29408597
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>>29408597
>>29409651
Fuck.
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>>29399941
Come here, in France, my friend.

Or in Finland...

Europe can be based with people like you
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>>29399941
You should look up to the bosnians, all tribes in bosnia that is.
They cant have guns, maybe hunting rifles and pistols, but they all have a stash somewhere, stashes that even the most devout gun fanatic in the US would be jealous of.
Not only AK's, snipers, machine guns, im talking about RPG's, boxes and boxes of grenades, mortars and mortar rounds, grenade launchers, landmines, even stingers or iglas.
They have this annual thing where police offers the people to give illegal firearms and nobody is punished.
They dont talk about their guns, dont snitch on each other because they know that the time to use them will come eventually.
War taught them that raiding weapon caches is risky and its far better to have a cache of your own. They will lie about having them and wont have the freedom to play with them in peace, but will use them when the time comes.
Dont really know about croatia, serbia and bulgaria, but for some reason serbs are the second in gun ownership. Or was it Cyprus?
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Irish here, living in the UK. Same boat as OP. Highly skilled, self made professional. I've been hunting for two decades, but I envy the freedom of firearm ownership in the USA. I've been considering relocating to Arizona for work; whilst Wyoming or Montana, perhaps Arkansas (for the Ozarks), would be my ideal location, there's not much work in my field there. Thoughts from stateside /k/ommandos?
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>>29411394
What's ur field?
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>>29411394

Aerospace.
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>>29411508

Err

>>29411534

Meant for you.
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http://www.hesvanzweeden.nl/contents/nl/d136.html
http://www.hesvanzweeden.nl/contents/nl/d137_01.html

If you live in the Netherlands like me, check this out. You can buy antique 12 gauge shotguns for €600. Even a Kropatschek rifle (1886), which interestingly enough has a 8 round tubular magazine. Since these classified as 'vrije wapens' you don't need a license for it.

Getting the ammo is a problem though.
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>>29400022
zelfde probleem maar dan vieze kanker allochtoon dlc bonus
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>>29411534
>self made aerospace proffessional
what?
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>>29401625
Their suspicions have reason you know. You look like a fucking autist with that.

I see some slightly autistic looking guy in town wearing multicam pants and combat boots and pretty much everything else. You do look like a weirdo.
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>>29399941
I know the feeling fellow yurofag ;-;
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>>29411643

Can you elaborate on your question? Are the two mutually exclusive?
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>>29409446
I doubt that she would listen to me.
Especially after I showed support for Trump.
I really hope his son takes it or he sells it.
It's better off sold for half than getting chucked into a fucking shredder.
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>>29408597
My mom doesn't really care about my interest in guns.
My dad on the other hand is cool with them and even had a gun years ago that he had to sadly sell.
Damn thing was even a Dutch made AR-10 which I think are worth a lot of cash in the USA.
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>>29410465
>acquire guns
>prepare to remove kebab
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>>29411542
East coast got a lot and being from CT even with the shitty gun laws I still take pride in my state. We got Pratt, Sikorsky, and countless subcontractors.

Lots of defense industry in CT and East coast although I cannot in good conscience reccomend a move to CT since we are on the fast track to bankruptcy and the govenor and legislature are running the state into the ground. Super expensive to live here and taxes guaranteed to go up salaries probably be higher in general though.

I think in aerospace you shouldn't have much trouble finding a job.
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>>29411700
remove kebab is just a meme, Balkans are okay with muslims
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>Uk 6.6 gun/100 people
>Hungary 5.5 gun/100 people

We always were meme tier in gun ownership.
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>>29412035

Only if they're the original, indigenous Turkish types. But at least the refugees are skipping the Balkans
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>>29400371
Hahaha well kekked good sir
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>>29400022
I feel your pain fellow dutchbro.
One day we will leave this shithole
>gave up on trying to get guns mostly due to the price tag
>look into airshit
>need airshit permit
>swallowed pride and got an airshit permit
jesus fuck this country sucks.
In case anyone is calling bullshit, this is what an airshit permit looks like.
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>>29415385
As long as I am 18+ and have a valid id with social security number on it I can buy as many airsofts as I want, but if I buy one TV then the radio license gestapo will start hunting my ass.

I've been through both and I seriously wonder why TVs are more regulated here than guns in the US.

Feels bad about the airshit license though bro, but at least it filters out non-serious players from the fields a bit.
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>>29400495
What's EWO stand for friendo?
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>>29401041
Fellow britbong, you realise people are literally coming over here to murder your family, friends, and yourself, like right now, right?
Brussels days ago, Paris months ago, London and Glasgow years ago. And this is hardly a comprehensive list. We haven't had this much reason for practical self defence measures in years! These people keep coming, and people here keep radicalising, honestly it's a dangerous time. Didn't Cameron say security/into services stopped seven attacks last year? Cannae mind, think I'm quoting a metro or something, but it wouldn't surprise me. And they can't stop them all, it's an odds game and one I don't fancy losing.

I was already for relaxing gun restrictions here (keep the licencing, whatever who cares, but widen types and calibres and introduce CC) and with the unrest in Europe right now it only makes me feel stronger about it. But then I read that SNP are requiring a firearms licence for airguns now...
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>>29401745
Might actually fly. Probably most of your customers would be mong cod teenagers, but they've got plenty of cash to waste after all. Give it a go anon, and remember me when you're snorting columbian white off your underage prostitute on your mansion's balcony.
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>>29404523
>"sophisticated British accent"
>tfw Scottish and even american birds think you sound like a fuckin wankstain
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>>29418066
Not him, but surely any Muslim terrorist is going to blow shit up with explosives? A gun is of limited utility in the 2 seconds it takes for him to yell ALOHA SNACKBAR and push a button.

I'm willing to bet the 7 attacks they've stopped include some incredibly tenuous (or outright absurd, non-existent) plots. I remember the figure of 7, but I'm sure the context was shilling why GCHQ dragnet spying is acceptable. (Liberty must die so that terrorists don't take our liberty!)

Since you're (presumably) Scottish, it's worth noting that Scotland is 92-96% white so even if a gun would protect you in the circumstances of an attack, the odds are that attack would take place in England.

(I'm not anti-gun by any perspective, I just have no fear of a terrorist attack and an exceptional distrust for the security services. I accept that attacks border on inevitable and while reasonable measures should be taken to protect against them and allow individuals to protect themselves, the type of internet surveillance being done on innocent people crosses the line and poses a far greater risk to our way of life than a re-run of the IRA with bonus incompetence.)
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>>29418066
As an American in one ofthe safest states fromterror attacks I feel for you. It's unfortunate that someone who only wants to protect themselves is hobbled by the entity who claims to have their best interests in mind (yes I know it's universal and very present in my country as well).
My biggest problem is trying to decide what gun to CC for the day.

>SWAT team and no less than eleven police cars go bat out of hell down my road last night
>Everyone press checks their guns, turn on their favorite police scanner, and goes back to what they were doing.
Turns out some guy rammed a police car with an SUV then fired a few rounds off with an illegally acquired gun before barricading himself in a building.
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>>29418209
>any
That should really say most, obviously there's times where they obtain a gun or decide to behead someone, but the most emphasised risk is from bombers.
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>>29417661
nope you still get them.
The only thing it filters out are COD kiddies since you need to be at least 18 years old to buy one and need one to play in The Netherlands.
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>>29400546
>>29411171
>>29400407
>>29400317
I'm Brazilian and I have almost no choice but to get a tourist visa then look/pay for a company to sponsor me.

Shit like that works?
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>>29400317
Eurofag here, what are the chances of getting in through the greencard lottery and what states are the best states to do IT work?
I already know about Silicon Valley but I'm trying to escape socialism, not look for the US alternative.
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>>29418782

The DV lottery grants 50000 green cards every year. The global applicant pool has been expanding fairly steadily for the last ten years. DV-2017 will probably be drawing from upwards of 15 million.

So your rough odds are 1/300. There's a little more back-of-the-napking math you can try to figure out at the national level, based on allocations from the State Department and the likely size of the population that would wish to emigrate to the US. But suffice to say, your odds are way better than a monetary lottery, but still not great.

Here's a sample of what the process looks like, from DV-2015: https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/diversity-visa/dv-2015-selected-entrants.html

>mfw I'm familiar with all this because I applied for DV-2017, but then I reread the Immigration and Nationality Act and realized I qualify for US citizenship
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>>29399941
Move to USA. It's what my brother soon to be wife did when she moved from China.
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