>you might be a /k/ommando if...
>>29390297
>loading batteries in a remote control feels somewhat like loading a shotgun
>>29390297
You HK slap your turn signal
>>29390297
>you can tell when a 30 round magazine has less than 30 rounds in it by weight in your hand alone
>>29390297
>you enjoy using mosin bolts for prostate stimulation
>>29390297
>you filter tripfags and haven't seen a shitty thread since
>you filter anon and haven't seen shitty post since
You hold on to rails in public transportation with your index finger fully extended and pointing up
>>29390297
>you know what ballistol feels like... on your dick
>Sometimes late at night when everyone else is asleep, you hear the [spoiler]EEEEEE[/spoiler]
>>29390435
Haha oh fuck I do this. I just realized.
>>29390297
>you own atleast 3 surplus gas masks
>>29390297
>you exercise strict TD and muzzle awareness while handling pressure washers, cordless drills.
>>29391944
every fucking time. Even windex...
>you are a shitty post and haven't been seen since some cocksucking son of a bitch filtered you
>reloading the staples in your stapler is done with high efficiency and speed
>when you put batteries in your remote you simulate a shotgun loading noise
>>29390414
Savage
>you evaluate every window with a decent view's suitability as a firing position
>you've ever practiced MOUT/CQB/Room clearing when home alone
>>29392011
>>29391944
Every fucking time
>>29392515
goddammit, guilty
>you've ever watched a war movie/show while cleaning a related gun
>you bitch when one guy onscreen for 3 seconds has something wrong with his gear
>you have devised a way to bring your guns to life
>you bullshit with your range buddies over encrypted chat apps because your subject matter might make an outsider think you guys are up to criminal activity or planning an attack
>...you were born after 9/11 and presume to school an Army Ranger about combat tactics
(this actually happened)
>you save brass when you don't even have a reloading setup... yet.
>you have ever held a historic firearm with a feeling of reverence. (I did this a month ago when handling an M1 Garand that went ashore during the Normandy Invasion.
>>29392573
jesus christ, man.
dirty fucking civie legs always fuck shit up.
>you've ever tried to play dominos with ammo
>you have ever answered the door in full kit because you were doing drills in your living room
>You cringe at the words "Hi-Point and really good" used in the same sentence.
>>29391944
>gas pumps
>spray bottles
>any device that has a vaguely trigger-ish component to it
I actively look around for people with TD at gas stations. Along with other factors (buzzcut, tacticool sunglasses, 5.11 pants, etc.) it makes it surprisingly easy to predict who has guns.
>You've carried a 2x4 like it was a bangalore
>you think Glock is a brand of explosive
>You have more camouflage than normal clothes, but cringe when you see people mix milsurp and civvies
>>29392573
>Born after 9/11/2001
>the current year
Leave.
>You've ever held a Mosin & a bottle of Vodka at the same time and started fantasizing about Stalingrad.
>You sit in the back of every restaurant with a clear view of the entrance.
>>29392573
That's happened to me... fucking annoying. Kinda like how they pick apart "Blackhawk Down" & tell you "what they would have done"
>>29390483
Goddammit
>>29392498
Lol I didn't this all the time.
>>29392693
Found the post 9/11 kiddie
>>29392720
or, the old
>i couldnt be in the army cause id punch the DS in the face if he started yelling at me
you may be a kommando if;
>you own a garbage rod
>>29392748
Indeed I did. Did you not read the post i was referring to?
>>29390297
>hearing someone refer to a magazine as a "clip" in real life/a movie/tv show makes you roll your eyes
>>29390297
> you've ever made a long term gun storage capsule out of PVC pipe
>>29390297
You clean out your car and find forgotten ammo boxes with cartridges under the seats
>>29392535
What the hell do you mean by the last one?
>>29390297
>you own enough bad dragon dildos and cum lube to scar a swat team.
>>29392806
>You have a gay friend named Benji who uses those bad dragon products
>>29392806
Whats the deal with /k/ and bad dragon dildos? Am I missing something?
>>29392861
>not using them yourself
leave
>>29392896
they make damn good bayonets and cleaning rods, that's why
>you've mounted a fleshlight to your bayonet lug so you can finally fuck your mosin
>>29392896
You're missing out. that's for sure!
>>29392921
I actually own some BD shit I was just wondering about the connection
>>29393047
IDK desu. I want to get a pokeable, but is $130 worth it?
>>29393071
I mean, no probably not. I've heard theyre pretty good though.
You might be a /k/ommando if you have a Hecker and Koch sticker on the Fixie you use to commute through center city because even the Fairhill crowd files that under "Do not fuck with."
>>29392699
>You've ever held a Mosin & a bottle of Vodka at the same time and started having visions of the Siege of Stalingrad.
Ftfy
>>29393047
you're here arent you? you are the connection anon
Am I supposed to be reading this in Colion Noir's voice?
>>29390297
You like ants
>>29392712
>You sit in the back of every restaurant with a clear view of the entrance.
Excellent choice desu
>>29393610
Common sense, retard.
>>29390360
THIS! THIS SO HARD! I cant tell you how many times ive heard a terrifying CRACK sound after a while of doing that.
>>29392778
The word clip actually infuriates me. When I hear it, I get legitimately angry. Whenever it's used in the proper context, I have to take a second to remind myself it's a word with uses.
>>29390297
>when a movie addresses a stripper clip as a clip and you're wondering if they actually knew what they were talking about or if it was coincidence
>tfw you spend 10 minutes thinking about it and zone out of the moive
>>29392896
/k/ is full of furries and gay guys so we like dragon cocks. But hey if you could operate with a dragon but that dragon wanted to cuddle you know you'd do it and like it.
>>29390414
>you replied to him
>he didn't reply to you
Guess who filtered who.
>>29393893
Pretty funny. I can relate to the spacing out to movie inaccuracies, definitely.
>>29394138
i laughed really hard and i'm somewhat ashamed of that
>>29393578
Hey i love ants
>>29392515
>tfw hallways in my appartment are too narrow to slice the pie with my rifle
>you can name all SCOTUS gun cases but knot no other SC justices other than scalia.
>>29392896
It's not just /k/
>>29394138
>Furry here, can confirm.
>>29394238
Learn to short stock and get a pistol sutable for HD?
>>29390297
You ever legitimately fucked a gun
>MFW the U buttstock on an AKMS makes a great pussy once wrapped in paracord
if you've yelled at the screen whenever a film/tv show does this shit in a slow-mo shot
>>29394420
I almost threw up.
>>29394420
20/20 did that in one of their "reconstruction" bits.
fucking christ.
related;
>visit local ww2 museum and they have a bunch of MGs
>why no 1919, I ask
>oh it was stolen
>over veterans day weekend
>look up article on it the news did on it
>fucking picture of a M2
I became legitimately angry over that.
>>29394420
lol wew lad. the shell and all eh? where can I get that gun?
>>29392498
This anon is this
> you are constantly evaluating everyone around you,noting how you would dispatch them in what order,where is the best cover and your final escape route.
>>29394477
Aperture Science.
>>29390338
>>29390360
>>29390373
>>29390388
>>29390455
These are eerily accurate...
>>29392760
>i couldnt be in the army cause id punch the DS in the face if he started yelling at me
I fucking hate those people
>>29394198
I'd fuck that boipussy
>>29392624
>"I didn't like my high-point after I bought and shot it, which is why I sold it for a new gun which is really good."
>>29394597
lol
>>29394420
60% more bullet per bullet!
>>29390388
>not using a rifle buffer
You some kinda faggot?
>>29392573
On the flipside of this, sorta:
>dumber-than-a-brick 11B thinks that his time in the sandbox makes him an expert on firearms engineering, insists that he automatically knows how to shoot better than anyone at the range while firing 6" groups at 50m with a $2K AR off a rest
I desperately wish I was making this up.
>>29396732
My favorite is the former 11b that has a $1200 1911 and can't keep all the shots on a silhouette at 25yds
>>29396804
My personal favorite:
>guy at gunstore bragging he was a 36B, so he was "basically special forces"
>36B is a "Financial Management Technician"
>a fucking accountant
>sides left orbit at approximately Mach 10
>>29396899
He had to be making a joke.
>>29392624
>that hi-point is not really good
>>29397078
I hope to God he was.
>>29394138
That...was funny
>>29390297
You might be a redneck /k/ommando if...
You pack your old lawnmower full of tannerite, shoot it, and blow your leg off.
>>29392652
>you know Glock is a brand of explosives.
Fixed it for you.
You have strong feelings of nationalism for nations you've never been a part of
>>29392712
I didn't realize why I was doing this until now.
>>29391944
This.
>>29390297
>if you cringe at video games because they reload the AR's wrong
>>29398064
Forward assist? Lol what's that this is a charging handle
>>29398497
Exactly
>>29398497
I remember Battlefield Vietnam doing this; were there more?
>>29393494
>>29392699
>you've blacked out drinking vodka and have woken up cradling your mosin nagant in the corner of your bathroom, vaguely remembering something about stalingrad
>>29391944
Spray bottles.
>>29398683
Counter strike source. The model would pull the forward assist back like a charging handle. Probably in 1.6 as well
>>29397980
God dammit.
>>29392760
> Garbage Rod
Hi Alex
>>29390297
>you end up sitting on the couch in full kit when drinking at home alone
>friends don't like watching action movies with you because you're constantly identifying guns and pointing out fuck ups
>you're constantly trying to restrain yourself from shooting small wildlife with your ccw in rural areas
>>29392624
>Hi Point pistols are the lowest of the low, but their customer service is really good
you have more guns the have had sexual partners
>>29392760
>i couldnt be in the army cause id punch the DS in the face if he started yelling at me
correct response is to get in their face and yell "Oh really? Would you now? Would you punch someone for yelling at you?"
>>29390297
>getting triggered by gun control conversations
>you've slept with your gun next to you
>>29394377
>tumblrtale
>You've gotten drunk in full milshit gear
>You've gone hiking in full milshit gear
>You secretly hope someone does try to rob you
