Is there any modern "tactical"/"gearqueer" Shit that I could buy to somehow replicate a medieval templar?
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-tst-deus-vult-morale-patch/36151
>>29386740
That is awesome, however I'm not going to lie that its a little disappointing that the closest I can get to modern templar garb is a fucking morale patch, haha.
>>29386731
Get a white plate carrier, spraypaint a red cross across the front and back.
See if you can't find some company that would be willing to custom make you a kevlar greathelm.
>>29386731
White and red are terrible camouflage colours, so you can forget about the functionality of the rest of your stuff anyway. Just go for your pic and maybe use period bags and pouches for magazines.
the funny thing is, a muslim asking for what to wear as a "holy warrior" would have you all screaming in horror and outrage.
someone asks to recreate the kit of a christian extremist, and you're fawning all over it.
fucking religious idiots, all the same.
>>29387661
Edgy.
>>29387661
When was the last time that a Christian group did anything violent in the name of their religion?
Now, when was the last time an Islamic group did?
>>29387661
OP here, I'm not even religious. I'm not a fedora tipping atheist either, but I don't even follow a particular religion.
The crusades which were when the templars shined the most, was partially carried out because of hundreds of years of Islamic "terror", anyways.
I just think they had some awesome outfits.
>>29388322
Totally legit jpg bro
>>29388322
Environmental needs to step it up
>>29388322
>When was the last time that a Christian group did anything violent in the name of their religion?
Every year?
How about just look at the christian extremists in the US for a start, yet alone the crazies in africa.
For starters, since 1977 there have been 8 murders, 17 attempted murders, 42 bombings, 181 arsons, and thousands of incidences of other criminal acts, targeting women's reproductive health care facilities here in the US.
Then there's the groups like the Lord's Resistance Army in africa, who are using child soldiers in exactly the same way as Boko Haram in Nigeria..
there's Anti-Balaka, in the Central African Republic, who have since 2013 been conducting a campaign of ethnic cleansing that has included the targetted genocide of muslim communities, and in december 2015, the mass beheading of muslims.
Then there's the entire Northern Ireland mess, where protestant and catholic terror groups were blowing each other and everyone else up for decades, up till the late 1990's, and which continue to have sectarian attacks pretty regularly - A prison officer was killed in a catholic republican bomb attack on March the 4th this year.
and so on.
>>29388322
Christian here. A little proud our attacks have a better kill ratio than anyone else.
Average of ten kills per attack, muslims average about two.
Proof that Deus does indeed Vult?
>>29387661
Modern Day Crusader
NSW has the crusader thing locked down
>>29388585
>Eight murders over the course of 40 years
Cry yourself a river, build a bridge, get the fuck over it.
>>29386731
>Wanting to be a Catholic cuck
>>29390809
>ask "anything", act like Christianity is perfect
>bro provides a pretty good list
>act like it's "not enough"
If your religion supposedly preaches peace and even one person is murdered in the name of it, shouldn't someone in said religion say something about it? Don't people always yell about peaceful Muslims not speaking out about crimes in their name?
>>29388387
Not to mention it had far more to do with expansionistic political and financial reasons than it did with religious.
It was a land grab, a comparatively quick and easy way for new or minor nobility to gain a lot of financial and political power.
>>29388585
>global average for Christian religous terrorism is 1 attack every 4 years for the last 100 years
>global average for Muslim religious terrorism is 1 attack every 37 minutes for the last 100 years
Pretty big fucking difference m8.
>when was the last time that a Christian group did anything violent in the name of their religion?
4 March 2016
>when was the last time a Muslim group did anything violent in the name of their religion?
They are currently doing one now. They did one 5 minutes ago. They did another one 10 minutes ago, and so on and so forth.
>>29390874
Why can't we just kill ALL the Christians and Muslims?
>>29390840
>Christian (not even a group) commits a terrorist act (whether or not in the name of Christianity)
>damn near every Christian and semi-Christian church, including the Vatican, condemns it as an atrocity
>every world power's government condemns it as an atrocity
You were saying?
>Known Muslim terrorist group commits a terrorist act in the name of Islam
>entire world goes "b-but Islam is a religion of peace guise!"
>>29390840
>>29390809
>>29388585
I think the main problem with people blaming religion for shit is that they take people's stated motivations at face value.
If someone claims to follow a religion, but violates its essential tenets, do they really follow that religion?
If I say I'm a christian, but fail to "Love my neighbor as myself", am I a christian?
If I say I'm a muslim, but fail to keep the five pillars of islam, am I really a muslim?
The issue being, if you read the koran it actually tells you to kill infidels and enslave their women and children. If you read the bible it tells you know such thing.
>inb4 "muh old testament stoning fags, lol".
That was a set of rules for people living in a theocracy. Specifically to demonstrate the tyranny of works based salvation. Christ specifically annulled that. If you want to spout that meme bullshit, do it to a jew, not to someone who doctrinally doesn't espouse it.
>>29390830
>>29390892
Because the only people actually capable of killing any major group of other people are Christians?
Also Muslims make up over half the world population now. Killing all the muzzies would leave 3 entire continents mostly devoid of humans.
>>29390916
Killing has, always will be and is a thing humans just do to each other. Christians are hardly ever that Christian to begin with.
And you act like your last comment is an issue of some sort. I'm advocating both parties.
>>29390902
So...by your standards there are 0 Muslims, less than 100,000 Christians, less than 50,000 Buddhists, and maybe half a million Hindus on the planet.
Ok, you're insane. Got it.
>>29390944
No, the world needs to be rid of a couple billion people for its own health.
Just saying that due to socioeconomic reasons the only countries that are any good at warfare are predominantly Christian, making wiping out all the muslims difficult and wiping out all the Christians impossible.
>>29390949
>pulls random numbers out of ass
>Hurr you're insane anon
lolwut
>>29390916
Mooselimbs make up 22% of the world population fag
>>29390898
>dude blows up a women's health clinic
>yells about Christianity, quotes the Bible
>Christian groups play dumb, try to say he's not a "real" Christian
Also, I said nothing about Muslims. They're fags too.
>>29390902
>I have come not to abolish the Law but to fulfill it
>>29390967
>not even the Pope, by his own admission, has never ever ever ever sinned
>not even the high priest of the LDS, by his own admission, has never ever ever ever sinned
>all of the lead Imams, by their own admission, have violated tenets of Islam
>even the Buddhist monks still talk/fart/eat something other than fruit, thus violating many of the tenets of Buddhism
>100% of Hindus have had a negative thought about cows, thus violating several tenets of Hinduism
>>29390980
There's no fucking way
>60% of east Asia
>99% of Africa
>70% of west Asia
>99% of the Middle East
>40% of Eastern Europe
>20% of Western Europe
>5% of Northern Europe
>15% of North America
>less than 1% each Central and South America
>>29390949
How does that make me insane? Words have definitions. Christian means "follower of christ". Muslim means "Follower of Islam". Scotsman means, "A man from scotland."
It's not that hard. People claim to do things and then lack the willpower or interest to follow through. This makes them anything but posers why? Because it messes with your neat little statistics?
I've heard that everyone on earth has a religion. Maybe not a formal one, but everyone worships something. If I had to guess, a good 80% of the people in the world worship themselves. I believe that's in the bible, "Man's god is his belly."
You're best off wearing whatever PC you have and just wearing a tabbard under or over it.
Go to your local fabric store, buy some medium weight cloth, cut it into a tabbard, either stitch a cross into it or paint one on it, wear your ALICE rig or war belt around it ala sword belt and there you go.
I still stand by this thing though, really should redo this.
>>29388322
>even jews have more extremist attacks than all neonazi shit combined
lol wtf
>>29388585
I don't understand. You obviously know the statistics, but you think the christian extremist problem is just as prevalent as moslems extremist problems?
wut
>>29391196
>those skinny legs and arms
is he just a robot, or an impossibly skinny man in a suit?
>>29390949
I see what you're saying but he isn't insane and I don't agree with you . I just understand your logic.
You could say there are very few followers of religion X, far fewer than those who proclaim to be followers. What is so insane about that?
If I say I am on a diet, but eat like a pig, am I actually on a diet?
>>29391019
Not sinning is not a requirement of those religions, trying to not sin is. See the difference?
It's the difference between breaking the rules and living like there are no rules.
>>29392264
>man
do you not even fap to fully armored lady-knights, fagt?
>>29387661
That's exactly why every /k/lass photo has people dressed as durkas, we've had threads in the past where people literally do ask how to be jihadi john, and nobody complains. Stop projecting your racism, goy.
The biggest problem is most of the world's money is in very few people's control, and the difference between the average person's (I'm just talking about the west) income and the income of the wealthiest is rocketing wider apart all the time.
Keynes's predictions about how much NEW wealth would be in the world are largely correct now, but he thought it would be an increase for everyone instead of vast increases for the wealthy and little to no increases for the average person. Adjusted for inflation and everything.
All our problems stem from this, all bottlenecks in technology is because WE aren't deciding what is invested in, and really can't.
>inb4 a minor richfag gets flustered at me about nothing
Not talking about you.
>>29390916
>Also Muslims make up over half the world population now. Killing all the muzzies would leave 3 entire continents mostly devoid of humans.
I don't see how that would be a bad thing. Far too many people in the world. Far too many brown people too...
Post knights with guns.
>>29392354
even for a woman that's way too skinny
>>29386731
Might be able to find it cheaper somewhere else.
http://www.joeboboutfitters.com/Spike_s_Tactical_CRUSADER_Stripped_Lower_Receiver_p/sp-stls022.htm
>>29390909
>>29388585
Literally all of those are either fringe, or political. Ireland is about politics, religion is just a backdrop. The rest have nothing to do with Catholicism or even normal Protestantism. Using American Christians as an example of other Christians is terribly erroneous, if you weren't such an edgelords you'd know that.
>>29392536
>>29393134
It doesn't even fucking matter, we're talking about what, maybe 8 christfag attacks in 40 years versus everything the moslems have done in like he last 1 year even.
They ain't fucking equivilant, moslems got fucking problems, and they will have more if they don't stop fucking with people that can end them.
The only thing stopping moslems from getting wiped out is bleeding hearts feel good types, and most of them even stop being so feel good after an attack close to home.
>>29393187
Is that knight on the right mechanized?
>kraut clockwork power armor when
>>29393392
Looks like it, yeah, the gears and bracings on his arm indicate so
>Severely injured in combat
>Taken back and put in power armor to fight again
>WH40K Dreadnought
>>29393475
20mm joust cannon.
Stop my dick is gonna explode.
>>29393587
A S&W Joust cannon, to be exact.
>>29390916
That would solve the issues of overpopulation AND world hunger in a single fell swoop!
>>29393587
The boner is real
>>29388485
>CIA factbook
Preddy legit fambam
>>29390902
Yeah, but the Koran also instructs Muslims to specifically /protect/ Christians and Jews. If the Muslims were actually following their core tenants, they'd only be slaying fedoras and heathens.
Hell, if the Abrahamic religions listened to their own books, they wouldn't even be fighting each other, and instead would be turning their focus on the irreligious. A unified Judaeo/Christian/Islamic army would be terrifying indeed.
>>29393659
>A unified Judaeo/Christian/Islamic army
This is the "end boss" of much science fiction, one world government, and a very controlled boring existence.
>>29393800
>one world government
I've seen that in sci-fi, but never a unified Abrahamic religion society. What books have you seen that in?
>>29393587
>>29393943
Dune.
>>29393957
I never read those, but I didn't get that from when a friend described it to me. Is it actually a theocracy? I thought there was a Space Guild and some other matriarchal society warring for spice
>>29393943
Endymion.
>>29393957
nothing says unified Abrahamic faith like eugenic feminists doing breeding programs for a thousand years.
>>29394056
from Greek mythology??
>>29390909
the current pope is a fucking heretic
>>29394014
Without giving too much away, the religious aspect of it is "Yoga nuns trying to create the ultimate jihadi"
>>29394073
No, the 3rd book of the Hyperion series by Dan Simmons
>>29394089
I should add that you need to read them in order...
There is a great fight which is basically /k/ versus a ">teleports behind you pshh nothin personell kiddo" literal edgelord.
>>29391004
When was the last time a Christian blew up a "woman's health clinic" while spring bible verses.
And don't give me that guy that shot a couple people in one last year. He was clearly insane.
>>29394089
gee, maybe you should've said that in the first place
>>29393947
This Valkyria Chronicles?
>>29388495
kek
>>29394181
CJ?
>>29393659
Except muslims aren't doing very much protection at all.
>>29395264
It's a racket. You're not allowed to bear arms, and you have to pay a special protection tax.
>>29392235
you cant seriously be fucking surprised the jews are more evil than nazis
like holy shit how long have people been saying hitler did nothing wrong?
its a fucking meme for a reason, it's right
>>29395351
>all memes are correct
wew
>>29390902
>The issue being, if you read the koran it actually tells you to kill infidels and enslave their women and children.
Wrong. You're pulling history (in the Quran) out of context. That was entirely during the time of Muhammad. GG, non-religious history fag is attempting to summarize books.
See >>29393659
>>29392536
>not using the arm hook
>>29392419
>Being a Keynesfag
>>29397271
But his predictions were very good, even if he didn't get exact distribution correct.
>>29396376
>try to intimidate christians/jews into accepting your protection racket
>if they refuse, kill christians/jews until you can subdue the remaining ones
>tax them just for their different religion
>do not allow them to live on equal footing to moslems
Yes yes, such tolerant text and history. Islam is the religion of racketeering.
>>29392419
As for the decline of the middle class, I have to assume that wages aren't increasing with inflation.
Possible culprits are lack of lateral movement (for better pay) among low skilled jobs, and higher inflation than in the past.
>>29395084
Found sauce; http://zeronis.deviantart.com/art/Lancer-Girl-PK-Zeronis-447386593
>>29398989
There is literally much more new wealth in the world, I mean "money" for lack of a better word. There is simply more of it even accounting for inflation, there is MUCH more wealth now than there was 70 years ago.
Let me illustrate my meaning of new wealth better; there is far more wealth in the world in caveman days. There's more people too, but I mean even adjusting for population, inflation and whatever else you want to adjust for, there is simply more economic prowess in this world than there was when Keynes made his predictions. And the amount of wealth is at the low end of those predictions, but still within them.
Now that wealth was an increase in the wealth of everyone, as Keynes thought it would be, but overwhelmingly in the hands of the most rich.
If there was a $1(average person) to $100(super rich) difference in distribution of wealth 70 years ago, than there is something like $1 to every $1,000,000. This last part is a gross oversimplification, I just want to make sure we're roughly on the same page. If you want to know more you shouldn't take someone on 4chan's word, you should research it yourself. There isn't a conspiracy to hide it, it is just most people don't care to learn about it. All this information is freely available.
Now I am also not saying people don't make more relative to their 70 years ago counter part, we all on average do, but not as much more as we should. Call it entitled, but a very small number of people are making tremendously more for arguably less work, and it is having disastrous effects on the world as our population grows. We'd be self regulating if we had more spending power, but corruption in the bureaucracy of the western world has allowed the normal checks and balances to be abused or ignored to the point that they seem archaic.
So we're lead to fight amongst eachother, demonize the people that should be our allies in correcting this worldwide corruption.
I am very pro-capitalism, just anti corruption.
>>29399050
>far more wealth in the world in caveman days
*in the world TODAY THAN in caveman days
I didn't proof read, sorry. I had to cut it back to 2000 characters too.
>>29390916
>implying muslims are human in the first place
It would be an improvement
>>29392250
>I don't understand. You obviously know the statistics, but you think the christian extremist problem is just as prevalent as moslems extremist problems?
Did I say that? no. I did not. Please do not put words in my mouth.
I said that there are christian groups who do violence too, and I cited examples.
Two wrongs do not make a right. Muslim extremists are a bunch of fucking dicks. So are Christian ones. Religious extremists of all sorts, from Tamils, to the bhuddists in Myanmar, christians and muslims alike are ALL a problem.
I did not at any point say that they were "just as prevalent".
>>29387661
One of them wants to bomb me, the other one just wants to be a faggot and play dress-up.
>>29399066
It still sounds like you're saying the two problems are just as bad in the world right now.
Christian extremism, especially attacks, is so fucking rare, but moslem shit is constant.
We have an extremist MOSLEM problem, not just an extremist problem. If you took all the moslem extremist statistics down to the same level as their christian counterparts, it is likely the world wouldn't largely know about extremists or terrorists.
It sounds like you're copping out. By your logic, you could just say the world has a human problem, even though there are clearly humans who cause issues more than others, and all humans do not share this blame equally.
tl;dr stop trying to wrap up extremist moslems in "all extremist" when moslems make up the gross majority of extremism to the point most terms pertaining to it directly reference moslem attacks.
Why do you people keep spelling it "mOslEm"?
It's "Muslim"
Is this a weird and childish "Obongo/Obummer" type of yank bant?
>>29386731
OP, I too have been looking into this for Removal purposes, I've settled on getting an XL tabard from amazon to cover my plate carrier, and having a low profile chest rig over it. It's not ideal I grant you but its the best solution I can find
>>29399322
>everyone must do things the way I was raised
Never mind that for the majority of YOUR language's existence, it was moslem.
>>29399322
>spelling moslem as "muslim"
>mfw
>>29399066
Did I say that? no. I did not.
I did not at any point say that they were "just as prevalent".
>It still sounds like you're saying the two problems are just as bad in the world right now.
Reading comprehension really isnt your strong point is it?
Shall I draw a diagram in crayon for you?
>>29399429
Are you retarded? Who are you arguing with?
>>29399342
Most assuredly, thys is but- half a truth, yett whyn ye languages wys spellyed aliken to thys fore "the majority of YOUR language's existence,", tis a strange thygne that happens; and idiotik posteres of comments anonymous do shift ye goal-posts greatly. Most curiously, do they speke suche bulleshyte...
Or to put it another way, you're full of shit.
for the majority of the past, Muslims were called "Mohammedans" in English. Lincoln used that term writing about them, for instance.
>>29399462
that comment should've linked to >>29399122 instead of >>29399066. Just a case of clicking the wrong one and not noticing I was referencing the wrong post.
>>29392235
The neo-Nazi figure is obviously shoop for reasons of /pol/tardation, because the guys responsible for the Kebab murders in Germany killed more than that just by themselves.
>>29390916
I think nobody would cry if the middle east was glassed. Let's say from sinai to Iraq. Honorably including the asian part of Turkey.
