>A Russian soldier has taken out a heap of ISIS targets after one of the most badass tactical moves ever: calling an airstrike on himself.
>The soldier likely decided the option instead of surrendering to ISIS, who are known for their fucked up and inhuman torture sessions.
http://www.manter.co/russian-soldier-was-surrounded-by-isis-so-he-called-in-an-airstrikes-on-himself/
What does /k/ think of this?
I think we'd all do the same
What torture sessions? I thought they just behead you.
What is this manter.co shit? At least post the actual fucking article which took me all of 2 seconds to find.
http://news.yahoo.com/russian-military-says-special-forces-officer-killed-near-195616224.html
Rip in piece, Lt Danilov.
We think this is the 7th thread about it today.
>>29384298
Not if they think you know something.
>>29384274
I'd like to think so, but we'd honestly probably just shit our pants. It was an absolutely glorious action and he will live forever under the emperor.
>>29384298
They torture you so you don't resist the beheading and look like a bitch in front of the whole world
>>29384298
You ever wonder how they get the poor bastards to be so cooperative for the videos?
And there was that one guy who was getting executed by being run over by a tank who, when he realized the tank was going to miss, actually hopped in front of the tread. Because he knew it was the quicker way to check out.
>>29384298
>why would ISIS torture people, that's just not nice :(
>>29384298
you seen those execution videos? The guys in them are literally soulless husks in them, obviously gone through some tough shit already.
And in some more brutal cases, they do inhuman shit, like coat you in petrol and torch up, then roll over with a steamroller.
>>29384302
It's where I found it first anon
>>29384240
An incredibly brave man calling to mind the platoon cut to four men who called down artillery on their own position to destroy the Germans over running their position at the battle of Stalingrad.
Say what you want about the Russian's politics or their technology or whatever, they are brave soldiers.
>>29384298
You think they wouldn't torture a special operations officer who is also a combat controller? They would torture the shit out of him for information.
>>29384381
theyre drugged
>>29384240
To a slav nothing is more important than dead Muslims, absolutely nothing.
>>29384240
Dying is not that bad.
>>29384741
No the goal is to die honorably. Fyi I'm Ukrainian.
>>29384240
more slavprop with no basis in reality.
>>29384345
> when he realized the tank was going to miss, actually hopped in front of the tread.
Saw the video, thought he tried to hop out of the way. You're right, he did the opposite. Jesus fucking christ.
video if anyone wants it
http://www.zerocensorship.com/t/uncensored-isis-execution/182802-new-isis-tank-execution-graphic-video#axzz43ylAvMXM
>>29384240
>What does /k/ think of this?
I don't know if it's a true story, but it's absolutely the right thing to do.
This is the only correct final act for anyone who has an artillery battery on speed dial and a faceful of enemy in their face.
>>29384240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZ7Woo53K4&t=1m21s
RIP Cole.
>>29384998
HOLY FUCK WAS THAT A SNAKE
![78ZAme0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bZ92wHE.jpg "78ZAme0[1].jpg")
His eternal reward for such heroic kebab removal is shooting and drinking vodka with Papa Kalashnikov.
He's in a better place now.
>>29384298
Wow I guess you don't know about them drowning people in cages, lowering people into fire slowly, det cord beheadings and all the other fucked up shit they do
Why didnt the black hawk guys do the same
>>29384240
slavs can't into precision weapons
I bet he tried to bomb one side of them in order to create an opening to escape, but it ended up landing on him instead
Russian mil sits on this information for a few days and puts out a propaganda piece making him look like a hero instead of admitting they fucked up
>>29385762
>what is: danger close
Maybe your too used to video games fuckwadd but any high explosive has a pretty large kill radius for shrapnel alone.
Nice bait
>>29385762
>all of my knowledge comes from video games
>>29384864
Isn't dying while killing muslims the most honourable way to go?
Now *that's* how you do a suicide bombing.
Well, he fucked up by being spotted in the first place. He wasn't supposed to make any direct contact with the enemy or be seen by anyone.
>>29385832
Yeah he called it in danger close and they killed him instead
great job ruskies :^)
>>29386221
I'm hungry, but not this hungry
>>29384240
I like to think he called it in and squatted one final squat.
Vodka on his breath and a smile on his face.
Putin smiled on him that day.
More like he misdesignated or the VVS fucked up and he got red-on-red so they made up a dumb story to save face.
>>29386286
>>29386000
Underrated post
>>29386303
Let us have our fantasies
>>29384240
Rooskie propaganda. They just used his ass as bait.
it's not that far fetched
you can find the same kind of shit happening in world war 2 (john fox), vietnam (brian thacker, battle of long tan), and afghanistan (ranch house outpost)
basically you only do it when shit is really, really bad
>Special forces
>Get caught by people as badly trained as IS
More like "special" farce.
>>29386000
>ya know his trips dont lie
>>29386377
>this never happens to US SF
>>29385231
American ROE. They were in a city center. Too many "civilian considerations" it's also why they only had little birds for CAS instead of an A-10, AC130, or bomb runs or artillery.
A true soldier worth of entering the gates of Valhalla
Between getting tortured and going out with a blaze, I think we all would take the "going out like a badass" over the other.
>>29384998
>>29384345
I been wondering for a while, don't tank threads have lower ground pressure than cars? How really bad actually is to get run over by one?
I mean that guy got done pretty bad tho, but maybe because the tank turned.
>>29386377
obligatory dealing with kiddies from b on k. Are you retarded? numbers mean a fucking lot in war.
>>29384298
I'd rather die by my own hand than beheaded by some desert rat.
>>29386499
Which is why their job is to not get caught and they can designate targets just fine from a mile away?
>>29386491
Lower ground pressure per inch, but when it's applied to a human it's FAR worse just by sheer brute force.
Here's an illustration.
>put a bowling ball on a 2x4 edge-first on top of a watermelon
Might be bad.
>take a cookie sheet, put it on the watermelon
>now heap 2 sacks of concrete on it
See my point?
You wouldn't even feel anything, an airstrike is probably one of the easiest ways possible to die
it's all over in a millisecond your body just collapses from overpressurization while simultaneously being superheated and ripped apart my shrapnel
pretty badass
>>29384240
That is so fucking warhammer.
>>29386513
You are saying the overall force over the person is bigger right? I don't see how it applies here, the human body isn't rigid as a watermelon, if your right arm gets run over what happens to your left arm means very little.
The article apparently can't decide whther it was "an airstrike with the sound of jets rolling in" or "the sweet sound of artillery fire raining down on ISIS".
>>29386524
Yeah ... unless they miss. Most of the bombs used by the Russians are dumb ones.
>>29386512
>a mile away
You really are 12 aren't you?
is there a better article?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384381
They also rehearse over and over until the mock executions become an daily routine activity.
Some capture ISIS dude said that they would do it daily for weeks. They would march them through the routine over and over. Once they realized that they were not shot the prisoners kinda grew used to the daily mock execution routine. Until they followed it through.
Yes. Also starved and the food was drugged to keep them quiet.
>>29386663
Is there some "psycho handbook" these ISIS guys are reading?
>>29386692
Yes, it's called the "quaraan".
>mfw Trump wins and begins the carpet bombing campaign
The sooner we remove dune coon, the better.
>>29386697
RELIGUN OF PEES
>>29384274
>I think we'd all do the same
Bullshit. US soldiers are fucking pussies now.
>>29386728
This.
>>29386697
You are pretty fucking retarded.
This shit is right out of the CIA interrogation manual.
Fucking uneducated, nogunz retards on muh /k/?
Typical Trump voter...
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386551
Yeah, despite the surface area being larger the weight is so much more vast that the net pressure is still higher on a human body, as the entire track can't be on him.
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386798
I see it now, thanks.
Western doctrine is to do this as well, we call it final protective fire. It's pretty badass but still baskcally just common sense.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
NA MOIU POZITSYU
>>29385079
anaconda
Do not weep for this man Anons, his glorious soul now sits at the great mead hall in Valhalla, feasting and trading epic tales with legendary heroes of every age.
Drink to this man's name.
>>29384240
What a fucking man.
>>29386640
on my dubs
I wonder if he let out one last cheerful Cheeki Breeki to his adversaries, the surrounding ISIS troops looking at him in dumb confusion, before their expressions shift to pure horror as they hear, far too late, the booming sound of Su-24s in the distance.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384240
>>29386640
On my position!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZVEgtc0HEI
>>29386728
>>29386745
>us soilders dont call in FPF
Stupid, ignorant, and most likely vatniks.
>>29386912
>Medieval 2 soundtrack
Lol
>>29386321
No.
>>29386932
this
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384359
Ikr ;^(
The more I hear about Russia the more I wish the US was communist. We socially already are. The monkeys are just confusing their communist thoughts with socialism.
>>29387046
Fuck off
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386836
vizivaiu ogon` na sebia
>Accidentally bomb one of your own
>Quickly make up a tale of how he did it to himself
> calling an airstrike on himself.
Dont belive the russians.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29387111
>>29387123
>>29387144
struck a nerve with you vatnik :^)
>>29387046
Get raped with a pineapple.
>>29386640
>russians
>kebab removers
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAIrcAPbuA
>>29384240
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his country."
This Russian fucked up hard.
>>29384240
> it-it wasn't FF, w-we swear guys
if none of you POG faggots ever been in contact/pinned down, STFU.
Dude went out like a Boss !
Respect !
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION!
>>29386890
for those of you who don't get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctnK7wdJmAo
Makes me feel all happy and warm inside seeing American steel rip through and American fire burn up all of those disgusting communists. I still hate those fucking commies, fuck em for all the bullshit they planted into people's minds.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384240
Not the first time it's happened, one guy received a metal of Honor for it I believe in the Gulf War? I think.
Regardless, I have mixed feelings about the implication of it.
1. I think it's sad that the "people" we are fighting are so monstrously Inhuman that the idea of being taken prisoner by them literally scares people more than death. I think it's truly sad that a person can fall to that level.
2. Exact same as above but glad. I can't help but feel a bit glad that our enemy are fucking unfathomable monsters, it makes hating them black and white. No second thoughts about maybe I'm in the wrong or something, no grey morality, just straight up they are fucking evil and I'm just.
It feels nice to legit have the moral certainty of a crusader.
>yes I'm aware the irony that they literally feel the same way
>>29387172
Liberation of /k/.Soon.
>Called in airstrike on own position when surrounded
WITNESSED!
>>29387198
Finally someone said it.
WITNESSED
>>29387192
>liberation
Cool down slavshit
>>29387214
>dead khohol
Nice
>>29387225
>6ш112 digital frora
>rshg-1
>gorka+hunting camo
>ukranian
That reverse. You look like clown.
>>29384240
He died doing what he loved - removing kebab.
He was a good Stalker
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29387318
>he could hear them coming now, over the roar of the guns and the echoing in his ears, shouting about their allah
>he would not be taken.
>over his radio, he could hear panicked voices, shouting to him
>GET OUT OF THERE STALKER
>he smiled.
>he radioed in.
>on my position.
>>29387190
When your wounded and lie on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, just role to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your god like a soldier.
Kipling.
Nothing has changed. Sandniggers are and always will be barbarians.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
https://youtu.be/lsIgEcafDN0?t=18m59s
skip to 19min
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384486
dumb slavshits
>>29386640
SUR MA POSITION
>>29384240
>Mfw
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On my position, tovarisch!
>>29384240
Za Rodium! Za Vladlina!!
>>29387046
Fuck of with communism, it ruined our nation
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384864
>Ukrainian
No such thing, I hope you mean Russian or Polish.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION!
>>29384302
fuck you
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On My position.
>Russians intentionally hitting something
That's how I know this story is full of shit
>>29384240
Honorary /k/ommando desu tovarich
>>29384240
Knowing slavs, he probably accidentally called it in on himself
Since that's the official Russian story, we can be quite certain what actually happened wasn't anywhere near as heroic.
They probably just bombed him by accident (misunderstanding, bad maps, vodka, incompetence, Murphy pissing in his face), as he was calling in airstrikes on civvies or non-Jihadist rebel forces.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSTON
>>29386640
On your position.
Mustard gas.
>>29386640
on my position
>>29388488
>Since that's the official Russian story, we can be quite certain what actually happened wasn't anywhere near as heroic.
You lap your own country's propaganda right up though, dontcha?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION. ON MY POS. I SAY AGAIN EXPEND ALL REMAINING IN MY PERIMETER.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384240
any real sauce?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29388598
>EXPEND ALL REMAINING IN MY PERIMETER.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
Ride or Die my nigga
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29385762
>cawadooty
>>29384240
I think the Russians are covering for friendly fire by saying he ordered it.
But I'm a cynical asshole that way.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
get those kebabs
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386787
CANT STUMP
STAY MAD BUTTHURT LIBS
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384240
Hey i did something similar with an IED in Insurgency.
Also known as
>stories that didn't happen created by the russian propagandist center
Or if you're feeling especially conspiratorial
>russian bombers are using GPS from walmart strapped to their window
>drop a bomb on friendly positions
>kill ivan ivanovic
>pump out some media bait that everyone will jump on
>russiaboos jump on it
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION!!! ceйчac
>>29389360
I think the latter is more likely.
>>29389360
>be you
>think everything is propaganda
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384240
ON MY POSITION
>WWWWWIIIIIITTTTTTNNNNNEEEEESSSSSS
>>29390659
Mediocre Ivan, mediocre.
>>29386640
On my position.
>>29384298
>they just behead you.
>just
getting your head slowly carved off your neck with a small 4 inch knife seems like torture enough to me, those decapitations aren't exactly quick
Russian's last words "Cyka Blyat"
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384274
Came to post this desu. I'd rather a friendly napalm strike if it means taking them with me and not getting my head cut off on camera after my balls get shocked for months.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384314
Rest in peace in piece...fuk? Who is this?
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29385125
What a fucking waste.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
Пaкa, тoвapищ
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
Question, can you get more replies than this asshole?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
Whether or not you suck putins dick, an oper8r died killing kebabs by calling an airstrike on his own position. Can't argue that shit.
ON MY POSITION
>>29389445
>honestly believing that a modern force would have a single soldier out operating by themselves behind enemy lines where they can get surrounded
>>29384274
Typically I don't think I would, but in the specific case of ISIS and seeing how I would be tortured and then killed slowly in whatever Running Man way they could cook up this time I think I would call in a strike on myself.
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
This never happened: the thread
>>29386640
A mi posisición
So friendly fire basically?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
нa мoeй пoзиции !
>>29386640
on my position
>>29384298
Are you for fucken real?
Are you really this naive?
>>29385154
>det cord beheadings
If I was captured by ISIS, I would pray for detcord beheading. Gruesome, but surely a faster death than the rest of the shit they do.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION!!
>>29384274
>I think we'd all do the same
>I think we'd all do
>I think we'd all
>I think we
>I think
>think
I also think I'll win the lottery one day.
>>29386640
DROP A BOMB ON ME, BABY
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On my position
>>29386640
On my position, comrade
>>29389360
Be glad that Russian man wasn't sent after you, hohol.
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION!
>>29393608
What game is this?
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386787
Libtard spotted.
I bet you're a nogunz voting for hillary.
>>29389321
>>29393661
Fucking hell, we really are this easy to troll...
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
On my position.
>>29384240
they fucked up and dropped a bomb on one of their men, made a cringe worthy "muh honor" story about it to capitalize on a mistake. can we please stop getting these fucking threads on a weapons board
ISIS was created to provide justification to go in Syria after the "chemical weapons" thing failed.
But now they turned into target practice for the Russians.
>>29393919
No, they would have just covered the story up if that was the case
>>29393620
arma 3 i think
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29393620
ARMA III. Great game if you can get past the fact the engine it runs on makes the performance kind of shitty.
>>29386640
On my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
on my position
>>29393919
this is exactly what happens every fucking time
>>29394189
It's far better optimized than ARMA 2
>>29394189
>tfw poorfag with shit tier pc so stuck with arma 2 and arma 2 OA
kill me
>>29384240
i think you incorrectly posted this on the wrong chan, slavaboo
try again
>>29384741
Most underrated post ITT desu
>>29394330
nah don't worry you're not missing much. the SP is trash and there's virtually no decent multiplayer communities to play with
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29386640
on my position
>>29386640
ON MY POSITION
>>29384274
>I think we'd all do the same
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>29384240
This >>29384864
I can't tell you if it is just a Slav cultural thing or inherent push from Orthodox influences, but to die honorably is a life (death) goal of many. I know this is at least true in Russia.
