/k/, would you stick a 50 BMG bullet up your ass to the point of prostate orgasm, for a 1000 dollars?
I would do it for free.
>>29379530
I'd watch this guy do it, and probably get off and try it myself.
>>29379546
M-maybe I could suck you off at the same time?
Can I get in on this?
>>29379566
Hey bro, I like the direction this is going.
>>29379513
it'd be weird and uncomfortable, but 1000 bucks would be worth it so long as nobody else knew
a-alright but at l-least g-give me some l-lube~
>implying I haven't already done this with silver tips for extra penetration
>>29379609
>not a new IP in the thread
I bet it's the OP making a shitty joke.
>>29379513
>implying I'd orgasm
I'm not gay, faggot. Only a woman's pussy can make me cum
>>29379630
>he fell for the vaginal jew
>>29379630
...you still would though, right?
>>29379513
I fucking shoved a plastic broom handle up my ass, I guess I can do this too
>>29379513
>not 30mm
Fucking pussy
>>29379635
Yeah, probably. I'm broke as hell.
>>29379630
>He doesn't like boipussy
Get a load of this guy senpai>>
>>29379638
>Not 75mm
Ivan please
>>29379652
>not glorious Tiger killing 152mm
It's almost like you don't want to please Comrade Stalin
>>29379708
>not an entire GBU
Virgin detected
>>29379513
I could try damn it, but it probably wouldn't work ;-;
>>29379722
>not a MOAB
Fags, all of you
>>29379767
>Not an ICBM
It's like you DON'T want to go nuclear
>>29379513
>>29379513
Wait you mean you dont stick your bullets in your ass to make them poisonous? Its like how the vietcongs would shit on the sharp sticks in there traps so youd get a horrible infection. I thought everyone knew to put some poop in the hollow point cavaties to make your bullets cause horrible infections.
>>29379807
Off to r/4chan for you
>>29379513
>Prostate orgasm
I wish anon, that 1'000¥ would be a sweet bonus.
>>29379513
Yeah nah. I have tactical silicone and a bf. I don't think that silly little thing could do it.
>>29379952
>tactical silicone
Umm, that is kind of a great idea.
Srlsy tho, if I started producing weapon and ammunition related dildos, like a /k/ bad dragon, would anyone actually buy it?
>>29380335
Probably? I mean assplay seems to be bretty pobular XDD Benises in budds
>>29379800
>not ECBM
do you even world domination?
>>29380373
I guess I could come up with a few prototypes and start a thread whenever (if) i get around to it
>>29379637
For a brief moment I thought you had shoved a broomhandle Mauser into your ass.
>>29380335
Plain old classical dildos already look like shells imo.
>>29380335
Jeebus krist /k/ never change.
>>29380335
It would just be a meme, you'd get some ironic sales and a few female posters would by them in the hopes of getting attention but it probably wouldn't be worth the startup time or money
Yes so I could buy more guns. How many times can I repeat this? You didn't say anything about it being recorded.
>>29380335
There's already a gun shaped vibrator where you pull the trigger to make it work
>>29380492
Don't you want a nice non-toxic silicone pistol grip so you can finally express your love with your raifu?
>>29380508
I'd rather have it be metal with cherrywood grips and a proper cocking mechanism
To change vibrator mode you rotate the cylinder
Some little kid will get shot by police for drawing it on them but it'll be worth it
This reminds me I need a silicon molding kit for my 20mm Vulcan rounds.
.50 BMG's too small that it wouldn't be pleasurable
>>29380508
You better make mortar shell butt plugs
>>29381230
Definitely!
>>29380508
Naw, I'm fine sticking my dick up her mag well and making sweet love with her
>>29381412
Bro can you imagine how much better that would be with an insert of some sort?
I don't have $1000, but would you take a 20?
>>29380420
>not a Saturn V
>insert moon joke<
>>29379513
>implying I haven't done that before
Was pretty good
>>29380452
you must be new here
>>29381458
Fleshlight magwell insert? Oh motherfucking yes.
>>29379530
>>29379546
>>29379566
/k/ - Buttstuff
>>29379513
Is it live? Because that would make me uncomfortable.
I already get antsy as fuck in office chairs after that kid in china had his pneumatic canister blow upwards into his ass at an internet cafe.
Cored him like an apple.
>>29380435
/k/ bondage gear and toys. This needs to happen.
I want to do tactical things to my wife.
I'll pay a thousand if you let me do it
>>29379566
faggotism is disease and you're the vector
>>29379513
Sorry I only got like 700
>>29379513
Yeah no problem.
I never even thought to do that.
Fore grips yes, never a 50.
>>29381554
>Fleshlight magwell insert
>mfw
Fund it
>>29383883
>a bloo bloo
It's banter you insufferable aspie, no need to get all up in arms.
>forward grip/bipod is attached to a fleshlight, attached to penis
>sighting in pic related position, penis in fleshlight after meticulous adjustment
>>29379630
Only anal for me. None of the fear of your condom ripping, or forgetting the pill. It is fantastic, even if your dick does end up smelling like shit.
>>29379708
Stalin preferred 122mm though.
>>29379530
/Thread onna first poast.
>>29379513
>would you stick a 50 BMG bullet up your ass to the point of prostate orgasm, for a 1000 dollars
Well, I'd have to save up for a while, but sure I'll pay
>>29379630
Wow...so you've never had an orgasm?
>>29379513
$1000? I do it now for free when I get tired of dragon dildos. Just make sure to use a condom to lessen lead exposure.
>>29379513
>/k/, would you stick a 50 BMG bullet up your ass to the point of prostate orgasm, for a 1000 dollars?
No thats too expensive for me, can you drop the price?
>>29379513
How is this even a question? Of course I'd stick a 50cal up my ass for a grand.
>>29388207
Copper jacket. Why are you worried about lead?
>>29379530
>>29379546
I already have gifs of a twink doing it so I am good
>>29388262
Eh, even copper and brass leach out nasty stuff. Plus it makes cleaning up easier as you just throw the condom away.
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>>29388603
>>29379513
i did it with a de-ac round for free
>>29379513
I've already done it for free.
>>29387036
underrated
1000 bux is pretty low for sex work, especially fetishist stuff.
>>29379513
Fuck, I'd do it.
>>29381500
>not tzar bomb
to the gulag
>>29379513
... I think i did that at 15. wasn't that interesting, a 50bmg at it's widest point is thinner than the width of the average thumb
better question, "would you stick a 20×102mm cannon round up your ass to the point of orgasm, for 1000 dollarydoos".
>>29380508
make an male masturbator molded to fit a milspec AR lower and take 1" grip screws.
>for those long night guard shifts
>>29379513
Without a second fucking thought. I'm selling guns to pay for rent right now. Goddamn university.
>>29380508
Make the damn magwell fleshlight already. We will fund it. It is needed.
