>Minding own business
>Feel tap on shoulder
>Turn around
>"Gear check, dawg!"
What do?
>pass the check
>ask for doodle's number
>wink and walk away
>>29378922
Berate for lack of Sebenza and heavy mouth breathing.
>>29378922
'Am I being detained?'
I would show him my isis midget
>>29378922
>>29378922
>THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
>>29378922
Tell him to fuck off.
Shoot him dead. He's trespassing in my place of living.
But seriously what the fuck is with his lips.
>>29378922
In all seriousness what are you supposed to have on you? CC, pocket knife, maybe a flashlight? What are we checking. I just don't know.
Are there videos of him gear checking people?
I want to see the autism
Whip out muh dick,which is clean shaven and black, thus is extremley tactical and high
speed low drag.
Call an EMT because this man is obviously having a fucking stroke by the look of him.
Ask him some questions about the prophet
>>29378922
>>29378922
>show him my kabar dozier
>show him my streamlight protac
>don't show him my ccw because I don't have one
>don't show him leatherman because I don't have one
Get humiliated online by nerds for failing gearcheck
>>29378983
He owns like threw of them. Fuck off with your gay knife. So many tests have proven it's a shot knife, bought by ppl who never use their knives.
Hey some of you guys are pretty cool. Don't go into Sarajevo tomorrow..
>>29378922
Punch the crazy man that just put a knife in my face as hard as I can.
>>29378922
Tell him "Fuck off, and don't fucking touch me again."
>>29378922
compare "gimping" on our knives
So does he just walk up to random people and say "gear check" or something? Because that sounds borderline autistic.
>>29378922
Fag puts knife in may face, I focus on knife and not who the fag is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GtCkwcNjn4
he can have a nuting fancy funeral
>>29382888
if people walk up to him because they recognize him hell gear check them. which makes sense since his entire channel is about gear and if you recognize him you are clearly into gear shit.
What do you guys have against this guy? The fact he likes cold steel? The fact he thinks you should carry a minimum of 3-4 items? I think 30 minutes is a bit long winded for a knife review but he's a lot better than the majority of YouTube gear reviewers. The fact that he actually goes out in the desert and beats the shit out of knives to personally test them is cool with me.
>>29383176
It's the Mormonism bro
>>29383176
>what do you guys have against this guy?
Personally, I can't fucking stand this dude.
>45min video
>literally 20min in and he's still talking about himself
>hey guys I'm nutnfancy
>I'm gonna talk about this gun
>and I'm gonna do it in my unique way
>that's why you come here dudes, for the nutnfancy way
>but you know what I'm about
>your mileage may vary, WROL sheep dogs
>i tell it like it is
>but this is just another data point
>what I'm going to say about this gun is truth guys
>that's just how we roll
>and as i always say, how i feel about things now might be different later
>but looking back I've been pretty consistent
>i guess it's because I've been doing this longer than anyone else here on youtube
>cold steel glock sig
>my dog did this
>my wife said that
>my son rides bikes
>me me me me me me me me me me
>OH BTW THIS GUN WAS PRETTY GOOD
that's why I fucking hate him. self obsessed little shit. it's almost as bad as listening to Rushed Limburger, and his "followers" are just as idiotic as he is.
>>29383890
Don't forget run-n-gun
>>29383890
Fuck this is hilarious
>>29383890
Pretty much this.
>>29383890
kek this is good. He has the laminated paper for the talking points on his reviews and and 30 seconds the whole thing goes right out the window.
>>29383821
Is he a Mormon?
>fucking dropped
>>29384149
Yes. Faggot's in Utah too.
>>29384160
I live down the street from Gunnies, the gun store he always shoots vids in
Still haven't seen him there though
>>29384160
Damn. It all makes sense now. Mormon's go full autism on everything they touch.
>>29383890
spot. fucking. on.
>>29384212
Cause it's the only vices they get.
>don't ever play sports with them
>>29384184
Hey, I live down the street from Gunnies too.
>>29384971
Well, not down the street, but I'm about a 10 minute drive away.
>>29384971
>>29384980
Sup fellow Orem bro
>>29384999
Nothing much. Just moved here from commiefornia 3 months ago. Joining the airforce actually, so I won't be here for much longer. Going to MEPS in SLC on Monday. The weather lately has been all fucky, we got like a week of spring and now it's fucking winter again. BAKA.
>>29385233
Why does this board change all my ironic memeing into even more ironic animemeing.
>>29385233
Lol yeah spring and fall always mean bipolar weather in Utah. Good luck in the airforce
>>29380727
Not low drag unless you're cut, m80
>>29384950
Legitimate truth. I've known a lot of Mormon guys in the army who had some of the nicest cars and guns I've ever seen, and this one guys wife was a true 10/10 while he was at best a 5.
>>29385269
Yo thanks. I might end up being stationed in Ogden if I can. Utah is a breath of fresh air compared to commiefornia. The people aren't cucks, Christmas is white (hehehehehe), and the area is beautiful. But I'm probably gonna end up being Security Forces so I'll get stationed wherever the fuck they need me.
>>29380628
he does it to people that appear on his shitty channel.
>>29379815
>>29378922
lol someone post the fetus photo
>>29378922
"Don't you have to go ramble for four hours on camera about how the pistol you bought last week isn't a Glock? Or make another Xootr video?"
>>29383890
its good but its no SAPR
Fuck, I try to watch his videos sometimes because he goes into pretty good detail when reviewing guns I may or may not want to buy but goodness. Most of the time I refuse to believe someone can be this much of a douchebag and say such douchebag shit.
>my carry system
>mentions he carries blazer hollowpoints
>project
>sheepdawggh
>gets sidetracked every 2 minutes
Such a shame there really isn't anyone on youtube that's like him without the blathering that gives indepth and concise information. Every other "gun reviewer" is
>shoot at 7 yards
>bretty accrit :-D
>runs just fine
>make sure to comment like and subscribe
>>29378922
Show him my penis and walk away.
>>29388269
>bretty accrit :-D
you triggered me
nutn's autism is second to none
there isn't anyone else as far as i know who goes into groups, MOA, and ammo as much as he does
he's a fucking turd but honestly who else covers shit like he does
im not one of his fucking subs but if i'm thinking of getting a certain rifle, after my own research, i drudge through his video on it
he's a lot like 4chims
you have to wade through the vats of dog shit looking for a nickel
>>29378922
This is my fear.
>live in Utah
>frequent Nutnfancy's store
>forget to CC sometimes
>get gear checked
>was it rape?
>>29387737
BUMP FOR FETUS
"Oh yeah, you're that autistic Mormon guy from arfcom, right?"
