/k/, what subjects are off limits that you don't joke about?
Everybody has a limit, at least one thing is sacred to everyone.
What really rustles your jimmies when you see people joking about it on /k/?
>shilling for the surveillance state-police state
Really rustles my jimmies.
>>29368214
Eh, I don't really have a line. Everything is open game. I once heard something from a long time I live by
"If you can't joke about it, you can't talk about it"
I love when people post shit about helicopters and have no idea what they're talking about.
>>29368252
Agreed. Anything else is for allahu snackbars.
>>29368214
> shilling for the surveillance state-police state
Don't you want Officer Milke bringing you your daily ration?
>>29368214
I don't like when people make fun of my cat's one eye.
It's pretty fluid. I restrict what I joke about based on who I'm around. Stuff I take offense to is anything related to the Armenian genocide, not because I am Armenian but because I am a hipster, and most people don't know about it.
>>29368494
Yeah, I'm saving that and showing my girlfriend. She'll love your cat
>>29368494
Ha ha, your cat only has one eye!
>>29368511
get yourself a cat and pop one of its eyes, she'll love it
>>29368494
Fucking ugly Cyclops motherfucker
>>29368214
>What really rustles your jimmies when you see people joking about it on /k/?
Australia no guns. It hurts and its not funny, guys.
>>29368511
He's my best friend. >>29368511
>>29368535
I think I live near you! I'll keep an eye out for your car if they go missing
>>29368535
Antman?
>>29368523
Nyet, kitties are for cuddling.
>>29368523
Maximum Keksimum
>>29368214
>posting retarded Ben Garrison comics
That's mine.
>>29368494
That's okay, my dog has no nose.
>>29368214
I can get a little touchy when people start shilling for the restriction of rights of any kind.
>>29368551
You have four fucking cats? God that's so disgusting.
>>29368494
I'm part of the club. My right eye is still there, but it's mostly for looks, as I see better with it closed.
>>29368546
Gee thanks kind stranger.
>>29368214
When people bitch about the military industrial complex.
The MIC has given you every fucking modern convince you own you fucking bitch. You should be bowing at the Boeing/Lockheed/Northrup Grumman alter to human achivement.
>>29368570
Not really. The place is clean and I keep the stuff clean. Besides, I've got a decent sized house.
It's all about how clean you keep everything.
>>29368550
No.
I was bARman for a bit. and actually my cat got kind of /k/ famous. he was the guys serving drinks behind my sweet leather antique bar.
>>29368214
nothing is off limits in my head, however, I am aware of social niceties, so I don't wear this shirt in public
>>29368494
"Anon, I'm already a demon"
>>29368530
I said people.
Not children on a yak fur slipper weaving forum.
>>29368214
When other gun nuts start bitching about homofags, because some of us do like guns and there's like no community for us (except /k/).
>>29368584
>Bell Labs
>MIC
>>29368566
Is the message wrong? I think not.
>>29368569
No nose! How does he smell?
>>29368535
>>29368610
Hahaha, you put peepees on your pooper.
>>29368623
Damn straight. Imma suck yo dick too, which makes you gay.
>>29368615
Yes. It is.
SJW's have as much power as butthurt people who moan and draw comics about them give them.
Vocal minorities can't do shit against the slow but unstoppable, generally dull, conservative masses.
>>29368214
How irrelevant my country is.
>>29368621
I don't know what this means?
>>29368618
Terrible!!
>>29368636
The the phenomenon that is popping up on college campuses all across the nation is a non issue then? Leftists clamoring for safe spaces will have no effect? It's the conservatives that are censoring themselves and others to keep from hurting people's feelings? Get real.
>>29368610
Don't even joke about sodomites, eternal damnation isn't funny
>>29368658
fuck, mixed up my pix order.
>>29368605
Bububut I'm a people :(
>>29368611
>MIC did not play a huge role in radio modulation and early radio networks that serves as the fundamental basis for the cellular radio, i.e., cellphones.
Who uses landlines anyways
>>29368665
Yes. It is a non issue. Try to think beyond the end of your nose.
Universities and Colleges have always been hotbeds of 'leftists' thinking and activisim. But then they get old, get a job and kids and stop caring.
This has happened before (e.g hippies) and the same thing will happen again (i.e. aside from some hardcore idiots, the majority will grow up and realise that they can't buy a house and pay for their kids whilst simultaneously experimenting with mind altering drugs and anonymous sex).
Oh and they're not censoring themsevles to keep from hurting peoples feelings, don't think for a second they care, they're doing it to keep voters/customers happy. That's about it. If, for example, McDonalds could make more money by having transgender toilets, they'd do it, not because they care.
>>29368665
>phenomenon that is popping up on college campuses
Are you like 20 and have just discovered what college is like? They're all leftists, don't like it, go to trade school.
>actually bitching about safe spaces
Is it really that hard to go through your day without having to harass people you don't approve of everywhere you go?
>>29368585
Cats are disgusting no matter how often or well you clean your house.
Vile animals. I'm sincerely hoping the one I'm stuck with gets some kind of disease and dies as soon as possible.
>>29368733
Oh, that's a shame. I've always been a cat person.
Mine are all fixed and spayed and are all indoor cats. Very clean, and very well behaved.
Some people like them and some don't I guess.
>>29368610
While not off limits for me, there is some truth to the inherent irony of it all. You'd think more gun-enthusiasts would welcome the idea of providing a means of self-defense and preservation for anyone who also happens to really, really like guns, and wants to preserve that right.
>>29368279
ol' gliderfag always gives me a good chuckle.
>>29368771
When was the last time a gay man got lynched by a mob in America?
>>29368214
i dont joke about rape, for me its serious bussines.
>>29368805
Did uncle bob pack your fudge?
>>29368701
Then please don't make fun of my buddy. he can't help it.
>>29368802
Setting up those goalposts I see
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States
>>29368829
Not him, but its about to turn into a shitstorm in here.
>>29368844
Just saying, people do get still get killed because they're gay.
>>29368829
Ignoring my question I see.
I'm just wondering if its something gay people actually live in fear of in modern America.
>>29368893
Ignoring my link I see. You don't see lynch mobs. It's not the early 20th century. You do see individual, directed killings.
>>29368893
They're entitled faggots.
What do you think?
>>29368829
>not LGBTQQIP2SAA
I'M BEING OPPRESSED
>>29368494
I for one think your kitty is awesome.
10/10 would pet
>>29368893
I'd rather be gay than black in current america.
Based solely on my likely hood of having violence done to me.
>>29368812
Nope.
He packed Uncle Bob's fudge
Seriously.
>>29368900
Yeah, but people are killed for a variety of reasons, do you think "being gay" increases your chance or being brutally murdered?
If so, by how much?
>>29368893
Gay guy from the first post, I don't live in fear, I just like shooting funs. It just sucks finding people who don't hate either me or guns.
>>29368920
I couldn't tell you. I don't have stats on the matter, and am not going to make any up. Maybe it has no effect. People should arm themselves regardless, in my opinion.
>>29368906
Thank you. he's currently taking a nap. all tuckered from helping me rebuild the wasteland I suspect. but I'll let him know.
>>29368930
Yeah, that Wikipedia article didn't offer me much because it includes people that were "mugged and robbed" with absolutely no indication it was because they were gay.
Or does being murdered and gay mean you must have been murdered because you were gay?
>>29368535
Why would you get a tattoo of a defective cat?
>>29368494
>>29368535
Your cat is really cute. It's sweet that you love your cat so much.
>>29368575
Are you me?
Wanna get together sometime, and become the greatest operators the world has ever known? Maybe become demons on all levels except physical while fighting a shadowy organization?
>>29368893
>I'm just wondering if its something gay people actually live in fear of in modern America.
Some do, though its unjustified. The gay community promotes a persecution complex in its members as much as it promotes the fag lifestyle. I was talking to a tranny the other day that was genuinely going to run for the Canadian border if trump gets elected, because his/her (its a man) friends had convinced them that there would be state lynch mobs.
t. fag
>>29368957
Because he's my best friend and battle buddy. also, he can't help it.
He's not very defective, just has some depth perception issues.
Yeah, pretty much this >>29368923. Finding more chill people would be nice.
>>29368934
My little fella is chilling on my lap, busy day of watching birds and helping me pick out guns online.
>>29369056
/k/at buddies are best buddies.
My other cat is a full on retard. He looks similar to yours.
>>29368569
Just because it's brachycephallic, it doesn't mean it doesn't have a nose.
>>29368494
Holy shit, what a qt3.14
Whats its name?
>>29368494
Looks like my friends cat, only his has both eyes, but a missing front right leg
>>29368802
Does Matthew Shepherd count? If so, 1998.
>>29369085
That's a cute scruffer.
>>29369095
His name is Wheatley. after Wheatley the one eyed robot.
>>29369113
>Wheatley
Hnnnnnnnngh
also, to keep this still /k/ related, recent acquisition>
>>29369076
I got 3, one is probably cuddling with my corgi, one is on the counter where he knows he shouldn't be. I'd take pics but Thomas Quintus Aurelius is in my lap and I mustn't disturb him.
>>29368494
Make an eye patch for the cat. Do it now.
>>29368784
He's fucking delusional. I have about 50
Hours in a glider and 1000 in helicopters and I just cringe every time I see him post.
>>29368802
We have a bridge in a city in my state unofficially called Chuckahomo Bridge. Back a few decades ago some people tossed a gay guy off it and he drowned. To be fair, he was drugging straight guys and doing butt stuff to them when they were unconscious. A very gay man that knew him told me that.
>>29369157
The Gentlecat does not prefer to dress in any costume other than his daily tuxedo.
He really doesn't like to play dress up at all.
>>29369157
And a little pirate hat.
I joke about everything.
I get along with most people.
I just hate it when people take themselves too seriously. I mean, there's a difference between being serious and being snotty. Serious people mean business and they get all of my respect. People that take themselves too seriously are snotty, and by Jove, I'll take the piss on them whenever I can.
>>29369174
that'd be adorable
>>29369129
and by popular demand. wheatsman as a puppy.
>>29369129
and, a picture of him at about 8 days old when he had two eyes.
I don't joke about assassinating people or committing crimes with my guns. That's the one line I won't cross, even if I hate them.
That doesn't stop me from wishing OTHERS would assassinate certain people.
>>29368214
If I have the right to say anything so does everyone else. If their feelings aren't sacred, niether are mine. Personally I don't really joke about violence at all, but I understand why people do and it doesn't really rustle me. "You couldn't beat the government, why bother resisting at all" rustles me pretty good, but as stated, if we can make fun of libs and SJWs, they can make fun of us. Liberty isn't selective.
>>29368494
That little retard is permanently winking at you
>>29368494
>boss get down! It's the enemy sniper. Stay low and crawl along the ground. That should enable you to sneak past enemies.
>cat chases after laser
>>29368535
is no one noticing the red handprints on the door?
that's paint r-right?
also what's up barman, I recognized your cat almost immediately
>>29369259
>is no one noticing the red handprints on the door?
I don't see anything. You going crazy or something?
>>29369266
I wouldn't worry about it
>>29369259
No that's my murder bathroom.
>>29369259
>door
Obviously a shower curtain man
>>29369266
>>29369289
I just realized its actually a shower curtain.
kek.
>>29369259
>>29369259
>>29369259
>>29369172
Did someone say tuxedo?
>>29369295
I thought all bathrooms were murder bathrooms
>its nice to know barman murders people probably with the help of his demon cat in his bathroom
>would still accept a drink served by demon cat/10
>>29369327
yep, you've got me. I'm the well studied world traveling collector of human remains and other oddities, because I'm also a 14 year old emo girl.
>>29368214
>MIC bigger than big business
>>29369295
>>29369309
>>29369322
>>29368494
awww my girl friend's cat also has one eye
Sweetest cat you'll ever meet
>>29369338
Very fancy suit you have on sir.
>>29369322
you need to buy like, pigs blood or somthing and do it yourself. get it all nice and dried, brown rusty red.
>>29369347
dawww. looks sweet.
>>29369350
Meh, I have plenty of things with real blood. This was just a cheap project for a spare bathroom that only gets used when guests stay over.
/shrug.
>>29368214
Why does ben garrison fucking ruin everything with his over-labelling
we know those people are SJWs
we know the spoopy guys in suits are the governments
learn some subtly you kike killing fuck
>>29368494
Would give forehead smooches/10
>>29369349
Thank you! He's 13, still incapable of acting his age kek
>>29369376
thanks m8, you have nice battle /k/ats yourself
>>29368214
I don't feel joking about lepers is quite as funny any more.
>>29369414
>learn some subtly
But then it wouldn't be an american political cartoon :^)
>>29368494
He's cute. Saved image. Will fap to later.
>>29368279
>I love when people post shit about helicopters and have no idea what they're talking about.
Which helicopters?
Relevant to the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIroVvPZU4
>>29369419
Dem boots doe.
>>29369139
Perspective in that picture tripped me up. I looked at it for five seconds thinking"why does this guy have so many tiny wine bottles? Is this some new autist trend I don't know about?"
>>29369567
Nope just half giant tall and shit at taking pictures.
>joking
nothing is off limits
>being an asshole to tear others down
that's not cool
>actually hurting people/animals
only psychopaths and high schoolers who browse /b/ like that shit
>>29368214
Anyone who insults the military ought to be charged for treason
>>29368814
have you thought about paying more than $50 per tattoo to some ex con so your skin doesn't look like the doodlings of a child?
>>29368494
Have a little fun with it, anon.
This desu
Of course I'm so deep in closet I'm exploring narnia
>>29369700
11/10
>>29369338
Darwin and Lulu
>>29369693
Never occurred to me. brb, let me go get rid of my tattoo convention awards.
Anon, this was a great idea. you are clearly a smart and well educated man. your 100% jelly free nature is what is so appealing about you.
>>29368975
>>29368575
Holy shit, I haven't had any vision in my right eye since I was born, figured others like me would be pretty damn rare.
>>29369700
That pops up on my Facebook about once a week. it never fails to get a kek.
>>29369752
Ah yes, a rare flipeared pupperfuzz in the wild.
>>29368759
You wiil always smell like disgusting cat when you leave your house. People w/o cats can smell the stench of cat shit and piss on you. Dogs on the other hand piss and shit outside and respond to training so they don't stink up your house to the same degree. But still indoor pets are disgusting, cats are for farmers, and dogs belong outside.
>>29369776
Mine was just retardation. Paintballs will fuck your eyes up. Wear your PPE, kids. It also ended a dream of being an infantryman, although that might be a plus.
>>29369242
How'd he loose it then?
>>29368494
mine has a bit of a lazy eye, it doesn't stop her from being cute as all hell though
>>29369785
Nah senpai. I ask people all the time I'm so paranoid about it. I work with people like that though, and it's disgusting. I never understood how you could fail to be so self aware.
Also, are you aware cats can be trained to use a litterbox? And you can put that litterbox anywhere, like way in the garage where it doesn't stink up the house.
Anyways, Yeah. The place is clean and everything smells fine. It's just all about how well you take care of everything. Does your cat stink everything up? You must not take very good care of everything.
I think you're trying to troll me, but you got the wrong anon for it. You're awfully personal about this though. Something happen?
>>29369840
He was a feral at my beach house. there are anywhere from 5-20 cats running around the orchard there at any given time. so, during the ferragosto holiday 5 years ago this little shit was born on a thursday. it was a litter of about 6. every time we checked there were less and less cats. the middle of August in southern Sicily is pretty brutal heat. that following Monday when we packed up to head back home we checked and he was the only on left. so we loaded him up, took him home and nurses him to as much health as possible .
He got a really bad eye infection and as you can see it was so swollen it wouldn't even shut. there wasn't much we could do. and with him only being a few days old we couldn't give him any antibiotics. so we just had to let it run its course. since then he's never left my side except for when I'm deployed.
But since I'm a big gaybo I always keep this stupid stuffed wheatley with me whilst out doing god's work.
>>29369856
I love derpy eyed and cross eyed cats.
>>29369952
>I think you're trying to troll me, but you got the wrong anon for it. You're awfully personal about this though. Something happen?
Yeah, my disgusting parents happened. Raised in the filth of 6 cats and 3 dogs.
Also it doesn't matter if you put it in the garage, it FLOWS through your house, the cats TREAD their little shit covered paws over everything.
>>29370213
I follow. I'd never had that problem though, but I'm so paranoid about the smell and whatnot though.
I can't stand the fucking people that let their houses go that much, and let their animals run it. It's so unbelievably disgusting, and I don't blame you at all for how you feel.
How can these people be so unaware of themselves?
r8 my battle/k/at
>>29370511
To tactical to get filmed in focus.
10/10
>>29370639
nah, 9/10. would need one of those black rectangles special forces have over their faces to be a 10/10.
>>29370703
You win this round.
>>29368214
What is Sargon of Akkad doing in your picture, OP?
Also, I'm a serious person who never really got into the whole humour shtick, so any kind of nonsense bothers me.
>>29368920
Being brutally murdered by HIV maybe
>>29368505
>SOAD fan detected
>>29369105
>Does Matthew Shepherd count?
No. No he does not. He was a heroin user who got wasted by his connection - his orientation only became an issue as the myth-builders descended upon his story post mortem.
>>29369230
HIS LITTLE FACE!!! AHHHHH!
Cute cat, bro.
Blanket generalizations and tribalism. It just drives me up a damn wall.
>>29368494
I don't like cats too much but it's way too fucking cute, would pat
>>29369700
this is great
>>29369414
That's how political cartoons are. They're like the social commentary equivalent of garfield.
>>29368214
I HAET the word "sissy."
It is gross and disgusting and associated with the worst vile degenerates and it feels gross even typing it out.
I don't give a shit if i am called tranny or faggot or bitch or anything like that, and I hope that once trump is elected, all of the disgusting faggots that call themselves that really do GTFO of America.
>>29368946
>Or does being murdered and gay mean you must have been murdered because you were gay?
Lol that sounds a lot like my retarded country's logic. They recently passed a "femicide" law which basically classes any murder of a woman as "femicide" and gives harsher punishments.
>>29369700
Mad Eye Kitty
>>29368535
Those are some sweet tats man
>>29368535
>>29368494
Omg he is so precious <3 <3 <3 <3 and you seem like such a sweet guy i am so glad that kitty has someone who loves him so much <3 <3 <3 <3
I have a little frog with one eye, i saved him when he was broken and bleeding in a parking lot, probably stepped on. He was actually the reason i ended up getting into it with the guy who was supposedly ant man, because he is a faggot who hates animals and loves stupid bugs
>>29369157
>Make an eye patch for the cat. Do it meow
FTFY
when did i stumble in /an/?
>>29369162
Wait what's he say?
And how can I helibopter like you?
>>29368494
Missing and eye and one of its legs is twice the length of the other legs. You should fucking trade that one in for a better version.
>>29368551
That cat in the back looks like the cat that won't leave me alone.
>>29368535
I love how there is literally nothing weird going on in that image, at all.
>>29370767
I'm guessing Sargon comissioned the painting or somesuch.
>>29368668
>Everybody else in pic ignoring the queers...
Top Kek.
>>29368805
Rape is a serious business for me too. Tell me, do you prefer duct tape, rope, or zip ties?
>>29368214
>What do you call kosher gum?
Jewcy Fruit.
>Have you heard about the new muslim sex doll?
It blows itself up.
>A pedophile, a homosexual, and a catholic priest walk into a bar...
And that's just the first guy!
>Ever been to a Jewish comedy club in Germany?
No? You should go sometime. It's a gas.
As a Christfag, I even make blasphemic jokes about my own faith. When it comes to comedy, NOTHING is off limits unless you're whiny liberal.
>>29369322
One of my irrational fears is stepping on a thin razor blade in the shower (like from a broken safety razor), beginning to bleed profusely, and not knowing what's causing it.
Your bathroom would make me NOPE the fuck out.
>>29369439
But, now you can get away with it...
>1.5 lepers left the bar....
>>29369669
Spotted the welfare queen...
>>29368505
Am Armenian. Can confirm nobody knows about it.
>>29369171
doesn't count, he clearly deserved that.
>>29375072
This, desu.
>>29375133
Niggers, queers, Muslims, joos, Christians, whites, spic's, wops, micks, atheists, cis, trans, slopes, straights, dykes, bitches, and dudes all need to get gassed.
Freedom of Speech. Those that reply to it with violence, and want to restrict it for the sake of their feelings just burns me up.
Without the right to say what we want, what is the world but a dystopia? Fuck everybody who wants to take it away or make us hold anyone's tongue in the name of religion or feelings.
Yes, Charlie Hebdo pissed me off.
>>29380025
Lost it.
>>29380158
Charlie Hebdo pissed off some hajis, too. So they shot the place up.
>>29380184
later someone hosted an Offensive Art Auction starring muhammed and secretly hired ex special forces guys as security. Sure enough, too butthurt muslims got put down trying to shoot the place down.
I say we do this every week..
Can we shut the fuck up about the damn cat and get back on the topic already fuck
>shitposters derailing threads with unrelated bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29368214
/k/ or not, I really don't have a line. If you can't laugh at what scares you, you let it win.
My family is full of various cancers; I still joke about it, even though it scares me to death.
While acceptable here on 4chins, I, like anyone else who has ever played Cards Against Humanity, love Holocaust, Hitler, 9/11, school shooting jokes, etc., though I'm reluctant to say so IRL.
>>29368535
>pasty and fat
>has tattoos
yuck. You're probably one of those fat bearded numales
>>29368214
i see the jews have edited out the jew in the top left controlling them like puppets
>>29368214
>>29369414
Yes. It's not just Garrison.
Why must political cartoonists label everything? Even without the labels in that comic the visual representation of the characters is enough to tell the point of the comic.
Good political cartoons are a long-lost art.
>>29368214
Joking about our LE and servicemen is one line I will not allow anyone to cross in my presence.
>>29380752
Why? Most of us don't really give a shit, i mean not enough to make a big deal out if it anyway
>>29368494
terrible shoop is terrible
>>29369338
Tuxedo Cats are best Cats
this is Stu
>>29368618
No one nose
>>29369700
>>29380752
>>29380790
Basically what ivy said.
I post on my story all the time about how I'm a "stereotypical pig."
Like, if I go out for donuts I'll show me horking them down and guzzling coffee, pretending to take bribes or arrest people for being black.
Like, I've been pissed on, shit on, been in more fights than I can remember, been called every name in the book. I don't give a fuck if some hippy dippy liberal cunt wants to call me a murderer or pug or whatever.
For Christmas my girlfriend bought me a pig coffee mug, I was a donut for Halloween.
