You've just woken up in your car and you realize it's in a ditch like your hopes and dreams.
Climbing out of the car a nearby road sign says Welcome to Silent Hill.
What single firearm will you count on for your survival?
>>29364474
I'd trust my Mosin because it's the rifle I'm the best with.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CAPTCHA
>>29364474
870p
>>29364489
Holy Mother Of Keks. I haven't laughed on anything on this board in a while until this
>>29364474
Since I'm a perfectly reasonable, rationable person with no emotional baggage, I spend an uncomfortable afternoon in a shitty resort town waiting for my car to be fixed.
4/10 would not go there again unless I had a dead girlfriend to find
>>29364489
It signals "FREEDOM AHEAD"
>>29364474
M249 and my dick.
I'm here to rape them sexy nurses. The M249 should show PH that it's MY turn.
>>29364489
Mah Nigga
Any gun. Only need one bullet
Thought about it for a while. At first I went to the go-to of an AR-15, but then remembered the games had fairly tough critters so I started thinking bigger.
But then I realized how the monsters of Silent Hill are your own.
So I'm gonna go with the Carl Gustav 84mm.
>>29364474
Carry my colt walker that I have rechambered to fire 45 BPM since it is the only thing I actually do carry and hope to god I don't run into undead antman in silent hill
.......uhm I'm safe right?
If silent hill is made up of nightmares I guess I am going to just face every single ex girlfriend complaining about mundane shit and skeleton pirates.
Mk23 loaded with .45 super, not sure how I would fight skeleton pirates though.
>>29364679
>undead antman
Imagine if Silent Hill somehow conjured /k/'s collective nightmare dimension. The enemies would include undead antmen, brutish ape-like creatures that act pretty much like super niggers, and a final boss that's a horrific beast that sports the heads of Obama, Feinstein, and Shillary Clinton.
>>29364679
Dude your fucked either way because if there is one thing fucked up about antman is having to battle against undead antman
It isn't worth it just save the last round for yourself to save yourself from him it is the only way
>>29364679
>>29364693
>>29364694
So basically pyramid head but instead of a pyramid it's a giant ant head and is covered with ants all over the body
I hate you asshols for giving me something to be afraid about
>>29364703
>assholes
>>29364693
And plenty of SKIN WALKERS to go around
>>29364693
>speaking of antman
>>29364726
That can't be real no fucking way
>>29364726
I still think that's a ruse.
I'm not believing it until he puts his trip back on.
>>29364746
He could be afraid to put it back on
Or he could just be dead for all we know
>>29364726
what the fuck is this? i must have missed it. screencaps please.
>>29364489
Freedom 10ft
Glock 19
Stoner 63A
>>29364899
stoner lol
420
>>29364726
Goddamnit I knew it.......the fuck isn't dead
>>29364474
http://nhentai.net/g/129969/
>>29364474
>you just remembered that silent hill had a drug sub plot
>realise you're probably high on white Claudia
>inspect myself for injuries and check my scene
>try to find a towel or something fuzzy
>if it turns into spiders in my hand, realise I'm DEFINITELY high
>go to sleep and try not to think about guns.
today, anon, you just realised that silent hill was a drug trio.
>>29364927
>>29364811
pls respond
i even got dubs
>>29364999
Fuck you special needs satan
>>29365015
mother fucker, i got trips and dubs, what the fuck is antman?
>>29365024
My dick thats what bitch ass special needs satan nigga
>>29364811
>>29364999
>>29365024
>not knowing about antman
>not having witnessed and experienced the insanity first hand
>not having interacted with the insanity that is/was antman
why are you here?
Since Silent Hill is filled with nightmares, there's only one answer.
>>29365024
Its just a forced meme. Remember that picture of a silhouetted spanner? Like that, but with a tripfag pretending to be an animal killing ant keeper.
Given that the only things that can really kill you in any Silent Hill are the bosses, I just take an 870 with a bayonet.
Bone Collector .460 S&W Magnum
>>29364474
> You've just woken up in your car and you realize it's in a ditch
Hey, at least I did better than Buck Angel ... and I was unconscious.
>>29364474
>>29364474
Silent hill was made in the 90's right? If so I'll go with a Garand cause .30-06 would be more common than 5.56
>>29364474
>>29365651
Good choice and will do the same thing.
(And if only there's a Magazine version of it)
>>29365024
We don't talk about antman/
>>29364899
Don't make me feel so early in the morning.
giveinfiniteammo
>>29364474
Well my DDI ak I guess but I think I'd just call usaa and get a tow and get my car fixed
>>29364474
All i need is my trusty katana.
>>29366666
>quints wasted on that
id take this, and die with it in my hand with massive kek's following.
>>29366666
>USAA
>towing
I think you mixed some things up
>>29365353
Glock 40...it's my problem solver.
I wouldn't wind up in Silent Hill, since I don't have anything in my past that I've blocked out. Or do I? Fuck.
>>29364474
One of the Thompson submachine guns the FBI converted to 10 mm.
>>29367817
USAA does offer roadside assistance but its stupid expensive and they give you barely any miles.
If survival horror games have taught me anything, it's that in survival horror situations, the shotgun is king. So I select the king of shotguns.
IDKFA
>>29368433
This ain't Doom, dicknuts. You gotta beat the game at least once to earn infinite ammo.
Shambler.
>>29364687
Why would your ex girlfriends be complaining about skeleton pirates?
>>29364687
>not sure how I would fight skeleton pirates though.
Have you learned nothing from Dungeons and Dragons?
Lead pipe or nothing fags
Mossy 930 SPX with 00 buckshot
Mossberg 500 and plenty of shells
>>29368619
fucking this.
>>29364726
i do a 360 and nope the fuck out of there
but if i have to stay for some retarded reason i go with this >>29365353