http://strawpoll.me/7168663
How much money do you sadists make?
I make only around 10k a year desu
>>29363166
This is 4chan. Everyone clears a quarter million or more, has a ten inch dick, and is serviced nightly by a harem of Swedish supermodels.
>>29363359
I don't like Somalian women, though.
I'm poverty line for the USA
In other words I'm in the got dayum army
>>29363166
More than I'm worth, but less than I need.
>>29363166
>sadists
Wat?
>>29363359
>ten inch dick
>tfw twelve inch dick and not black
>>29363387
In my experience with the craigslist m4m section, any dick length over 6" on a white guy is less than 6".
>10 inch cut
>picture of a 4.5" dick
>>29363166
I'm just barely out of the poverty line. I'm pretty poor.
That's okay though. I'll pull myself out of this bullshit eventually
>>29363427
That's what you get for associating with a bunch of lying faggots.
>>29363166
Last year I made $76k. Best year I've ever had. I busted my ass for that money too.
>>29363461
I want honest faggots.
Have you ever sucked a small dick? It's no fun at all. I wish I was a sadist, then I could at least get pleasure by humiliating them.
Im 20 and I make 60k a year.
On track to hit 85 or so before 25
Once I hit 100k I will be living happy and just start coasting. Im on track to reach that point in my early 30s.
>>29363504
What career?
>>29363514
I get paid to break into places
>>29363520
Do tell.
>>29363557
People hire the company I work for to break into places both physically and from a cyber standpoint to test their security.
Any given week could be breaking into a major restaurant chains network using a laptop or climbing up rooftops.
Should clear 130 this year. But i work like a damn dog.
>>29363504
I'm almost 20 and still work at walmart...
Should I just cash out already? You make me depressed.
>>29363470
Occupation?
I average about $63k/year if I work 60 hours a week for pretty much the whole year. I'm a CNC machinist.
>>29363579
that's pretty fucking awesome
>>29363620
Ain't your fault if it's the only gig in town.
>>29363579
Neat.
Once my enlistment runs out I'm gonna try to market my SCI to get into CYBERSEC.
Keep in mind, poorfags, that our economy won't function unless most of the population is kept poor for life. If it wasn't for you, the wealthy couldn't be wealthy, for they'd have nobody to do the work that they profit from. Be happy that you can provide a useful service through your suffering.
>>29363635
>Once my enlistment runs out I'm gonna try to market my SCI to get into CYBERSEC.
SCI is always handy, pair it with a Security+ and maybe a CEH and you will be clearing 70-80 a year easily. Until that SCI runs out and nobody sponsors you. Keep in mind you will be just doing PCI compliance for contractors who need cleared people but hey it beats stocking shelves.
>>29363620
Just find something you are good at and work towards it.
>>29363630
It has its perks
44k last year on pace for 50k this year , work 6 days a week 60+ hours and I'm 23
>>29363664
I'm a good cook and good with plants.
Not a lot I can do there.
>>29363632
Yeah, we're a town of 3500 people. If the factory in town won't hire you (and they won't because you don't look the part) all your stuck with is walmart.
15k a year probably
under the table type deal
only work 3 hours a day/ 5 days a week though which is pretty nice
~$45K after taxes being a insurance adjuster/handler for doctors.
I just started a few months ago and I'll probably have to move into or near California to make traveling for work eaiser, but I make plenty enough for my gf and myself while she gets her writing published.
It's nice being my own boss.
>>29363166
I'm 20 and got offered a spot that would be about 43k a year, but declined because fuck doing that and finishing school at the same time. I still do it part-time though, and am fortunate enough to have a good situation going on at home so I had the luxury of turning down a full time spot.
>tfw 25
>making barely 32k working FT
Bumping because I'm ATF.
>>29363166
Barely above poverty line as well...rhough honestly I feel that if you make less than 25,000 a year then your still poor/poverty.
>>29363368
ayyyyy
gottem
>>29363359
I had to settle for Brazilian super models and my dick is only 9 inches. Has the girth of a soda can though
>>29364716
A big factor is where you live with it. 25k would be a half decent living in my poor little town
>>29363657
This.
Americans are fucking dumb, yet they support the disease of capitalism and vote republican against their own best interests.
>>29363166
last year i only made just under $8000, year before that i cleared about $25k in 7 months before i got laid off.
>>29365772
Feel the Bern. We can all clear bucks a month like the Cubans!
>>29366546
20 bucks a month*
>>29363626
Finance manager at a car dealership in a small town where my wife is from. And that's just the income reported, not my under the table bonuses each month. I probably made all in about 90k.
>INB4 car dealers are crooks
$60k last year as a postgraduate research fellow at a gubmint lab.
Technically this is a paid internship, so if I bust ass and get hired at the end of this year I'll be a GS-13 which is something like $95-100k.
>tfw STEM degrees actually do pay off
>>29366670
What lab?
35 and I make about 40K/year. I'm a high school dropout but I co-own a small restaurant and do sound engineering work on the side.
I make about $15k a year actually working but I'm a trust fund kiddie
Investment income this year was $10k (reinvested)
Quarter million dollars in non-liquid assets (properties)
>>29363166
just finished my training and degree in aerospace engineering for the air force. that $70K a year plus free degree
>>29366697
I'm at the EPA but I ain't saying more than that. Posting here is probably enough to get me fired desu.
24
Made 78k last year, on track for 84k this year. I work as a financial analyst for a major defense contractor. Previously I was a credit risk analyst for GS.
>>29363166
Retired.
Make about $3500 a month between pension and disability, plus about another $1k from investments.
So...I guess around $54k a year before taxes.
>>29363620
I'm 21 and work at Wally World
I'm a department manager and it's not too bad at 15/hour, considering I'm in the midwest
I work 40 to 50 hours per week as an EMT. I make roughly 32,000 base plus whatever overtime I pick up. After overtime I'd say 35,000 after taxes. I am 22 and unless I change fields that will be my maximum pay for the remainder of my career. No room for advancement.
I'm 24 and netted $90k last year; I'm a small business owner. Hoping to break into six digits this coming year.
>>29367766
Forgot to mention that I live in central MD, one of the highest cost of living areas in the country. I can just barely get a small apartment with a roommate. Forget owning a home or having a car made in the last 10 years.
I make about 35k a year in an entry level underwriting position. Pretty cozy considering Oklahoma ia dirt cheap to live in.
>>29367914
Where you at senpai?
>>29367830
>having a car made
Y-you do know that you can buy cars that are already built, right?
>>29368003
Okc area. Work on northside live on southside. Hbu?
>>29368185
This should give you a hint. I can't come right out and say it though. That makes it too easy for most and my town is tiny
>>29363579
Coolest fucking job ever.
>>29368046
I feel like you are being intentionally obtuse. Or you're a non English speaker.
Having a car made in the last 10 years.
Possessing a car manufactured after 2006.
Same meaning.
Right around $35k. Not so bad since my house and truck are both paid for.
>>29366635
I took a couple years off college and sold cars. Car dealers aren't crooks, but most aren't healthy humans (from my experience).
It took me 5 years of post degree experience to make what I was making selling cars. Now with 10 years of experience I work 40 hours a week, have a pension, wonderful insurance, and a salary that makes me glad I went back to school.
Car sales is something everyone should try. It's a real eye opener when you run credit reports on people after talking to them for an hour or two... the real liars are customers.
>>29366717
4% return... ain't this economy a bitch
>>29367766
Become a firefighter. EMTs are poorly compensated, more specialized firefighters. Get a union, get on the dole... stop getting fucked for peanuts
Just did taxes. pulled 86k
Enlisted military.
>>29363359
>Not Ukrainian
Have fun being blown up in the not sexy fun times way.
>>29363166
about 118k/yr before taxes, take home is 93k/yr
i'm a systems engineer.
>>29363745
>move into or near California
>into
>>29368896
What state or country?
93k either sucks ass or lets you live pretty nice.
Test engineer here just starting, hope to get where you are in like 5 years.
Depends. For the last few years, $90k-$110k. I'm a Derrick hand. I can go months without a day off. The work/weather is bullshit sometimes but not as bad as people made it out to be.
>>29368983
Also, $2k a month for rent sucked balls.
>>29368983
Yeah but having to handle Derrick all the time? How's he doing by the way?
>>29368964
california, and outside of the city or LA, it's plenty do do whatever i feel like.
>>29363579
You posted here last year right? With a bunch of green texts? Seems like an awesome job
23yo/M/80K
Teacher in a rural district. With extra little jobs - $45,000.
>>29363709
You can be my wife, anon.
>>29366546
>>29366551
>We can all clear 20bucks a month like the Cubans!
>implying you're not on your way there now
Tippity top cake, that American delusion.
>>29363166
average income in the US is $51k/yr for a FT 35 year old who has completed high school and has some college education (2 year equivalent)
men make a few thousand more per year on average than women. men also work more hours on average, so it balances out.
if you are 35 and aren't making $50k gross, you are objectively a below average earner. after taxes your net should be around $36k
for 25 year olds the average is $28k (20k or less is typically for high school or under, and closer to 28k for high school grads and some college.
sources are the USCB and the USDoL
>>29369317
>here's some out of context bullshit
Depends on where you live. $51k/yr for a FT 35 year old in New York City would be abject failure and king of the world in Mississippi.
24
$42k/yr + benefits
Working IT full-time + OT
>>29369057
Auto correct.
But...used, abused, and filthy.
>>29363359
15 inches
>>29368495
>ukrainian
have fun getting blown up by grad attacks
>>29363166
71k last year but I'm thinking about switching professions
>>29363166
~60-70k depending on contracts
Web Developer
>tfw considered nearly homeless level poor for my area...
>>29363166
Roughly $37,000/year. Just started a new position but should increase slightly next year to maybe 40k/year
>>29368964
> $93k
>sucks ass
...if you cant live on nearly a hundred thou a year after taxes anywhere on the planet, comfortably, youre bad with money
>or pretty comfortable
I could live like a king on $93k a year here. 5000+ square foot house, multiple new sports cars, nice boat, fancy restaurant every meal, enough coke to stay high 24/7, and several personal hookers.
>23
>HVAC Installer
>26k a year
>Live in southern Commiefornia
These threads make me feel like a failure cause i'm 27 and only make 26K a year working at a job that I hate.
>tfw need to get a decent job so I dont feel like getting hit by a train
>>29363166
I'm a civil engineering estimator. Making $30.84/hr before taxes.
>>29371452
Are you commission or what? Get working on an EE apprenticeship if you can dude. Don't stay where you are in life.
>>29368330
My nigga...finally someone who gets it.
>>29371762
Not on commission.
Got out of my local community colleges HVAC program and I was eager to take anything I could get. Any money I can save is going to getting me out of Commiefornia.
I graduated with a bachelor's in IT, still have no job. In Master's program for CIS. Probably will drop next semester or the moment I get a job.
>no experience
>hate most of what IT does (mostly MS related)
>few tech jobs around here that don't suck and aren't identical to everything else around here
>probably will have to move
>parents are nice enough to pay for the master's and don't pressure me to get a job but I don't like feeling like a leech
>just want a job so I can pay some rent and be guilt free
>>29371514
I make no money at all dude, not even minimum wage and I'm 23.
I'm a network engineer and my current salary is 110K. Last year I was involved in a buyout and took home $157,000. I still haven't filed my taxes because I'm scared of the rape that is going to come with it.
