Hey guys it's the guy from the armadillo hunting thread. I've come back after bagging a few for their shell (turns out standard rifle rounds do just fine) and after prepping the shells and cooking a little of the meat to try (for giggles, tasted like shit) my skin has started itching and I've got this sore on my hand that's popped up in the last day. Any armadillo hunters know of infections they might carry? I've taken a few anti-biotics will that do the job?
Dude aren't they linked to leprosy?
I hope this is real
fuck you I hope you get aids
Yeah they are linked to leprosy
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-armadillos-can-spread-leprosy-180954440/
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/28/health/28leprosy.html?_r=0
oh shit nigger
>Using genetic sequencing machines, researchers were able to confirm that about a third of the leprosy cases that arise each year in the United States almost certainly result from contact with infected armadillos. The cases are concentrated in Louisiana and Texas, where some people hunt, skin and eat armadillos.
KEK
>>29353362
>ate armadillo
You're fucking retarded. Not unlike armadillos.
You should see your GP within the next 24 hours.
>>29353373
>>29353379
>>29353387
You have to be fucking kidding me.
>>29353417
Really? You have the power of the internet, and yet, you never got to how dillos are carriers of leprosy?
>>29353362
Armadilo is delicious. But you have to learn how to cook it.
I hunt them in Brazil with a .22 air gun just fine.
>>29353428
I thought they were just more armored fucking porcupines holy fuck.
isn't this the shit only Jesus could cure?!
Armadillo is kill. 9mm +P Hornady Critical Duty.
>>29353362
>>29353373
>>29353379
>>29353387
>>29353417
Somebody fucking cap this, the day an anon got fucking leprosy from eating armadillo.
>>29353441
If you catch it early by going to a specialist you can avoid long term disability. But once it sets it's harder to fix. However, only Jesus could cure your stupidity.
>>29353362
posting in ebic bread
>the day Opie served himself Leprosy
Bottomlulz sucks
>>29353464
I second this motion.
>>29353362
You didn't, you know, touch your pecker onto the armadillo did you?
Also you should probably pee sitting down for a while so you don't spread it from your fingers to your dick.
>>29353486
this is obviously a troll thread if you read the post carefully
>>29353362
>>29353373
>>29353387
>>29353417
>>29353464
/K/, a magical place
>>29353362
post pic of hand or this is obviously a troll thread
>>29353362
post hand faggot
>>29353464
This is way too convenient, I'm calling faux and homosexual
Go. To. A. Doctor
>>29353362
This thread is too fucking good
>>29353362
show pic of timestamp and hand.
>>29353362
the centre is raised,crusty flaky and weeping and it's only spread a little so far.
I pray to fuck this isnt leprosy.
>>29353643
I got bad news for you OP...
>>29353643
Dis gonn be good
>>29353643
>>29353643
Holy fucking kek
>>29353643
>>29353643
Hooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet
Pic related it's early signs of Hansen's disease
>>29353643
>The main symptoms of leprosy include:
> - muscle weakness.
> - numbness in the hands, arms, feet, and legs.
> - skin lesions.
Welp OP, you're fucked.
>>29353643
hey I found a picture of OP guys
>>29353643
It says it takes 3-5 years to develop symptoms, so pray to god that it ain't leprosy. Still, go to the doctor tomorrow and get yourself checked. It can be cured, but it takes about six months to a year to cure it.
People warned you about Dillo transmitted leprosy in the last thread.
If you don't get cured, look on the bright side, you'll be able to dress up as King Baldwin the 4th every halloween
An anon, got leprosy, from a motherfucking armadillo. Well shit.
Jesus H Christ this is almost as good as the guy who inherited the Gyrojet
>>29353643
You are SO fucked
>>29353673
The what now?
>>29353643
>>29353387
>>29353417
>>29353362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTFbbthrQYw
>>29353643
>Op is gonna be blind and will rock the freddy krueger in a few years : The thread.
>>29353675
nah, he'll get to use a kick ass mask and claim he's the king of Jerusalem
>>29353679
Obligatory. Have we heard back from him since last thread?
>>29353684
you're a big guy
>>29353643
You dumb mother fucking hick.
>>29353566
Probably. But Texas + /k/ = unlimited potential for stupidity.
So it's possible.
![9617b526cc4ff0bc0eed132af86beaaa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MbX4aCb.jpg "9617b526cc4ff0bc0eed132af86beaaa[1].jpg")
>>29353684
kek, just was looking for a pic of him
don't worry OP, that look is coming back
>>29353689
No now shut up.
>>29353691
For the holy land
>>29353695
Fuck you not all of us are as dumb as OP.
>>29353643
>google image search "early leprosy" and get pic related
>pic looks like OPs hand
op you fucked man
>>29353704
>>29353695
We aren't all retards here but I do know that closer to the coast, and out west towards the border, anything goes.
This is your fate OP. Retake the holylands.
Also; you can get cured (though retaking the holy lands sounds better than the cure)
>>29353713
True but the biggest idiots are in Austin.
>>29353706
>googling potential medical conditions
I have a buddy who does that all the time. He thought he was literally about to die in Mexico. He spent like a half an hour trying to convince us to take him to a fucking Mexican hospital.
Turns out too much Pepto turns your tongue black.
>>29353733
>Tfw live just outside Austin
You're not wrong, but I've never met a hipster musician who wants to eat dillo unless you say "oh yeah it's free range, anti-biotic free, and certified organic"
>>29353742
mfw tfw you're right
Dude we kill them all!
>>29353670
>King Baldwin the 4th the man says
>sides promptly pop off, bid me farewell, and then fly into outer space.
>>29353741
Does it turn your piss black too? I had that for a day once, was kinda worrying. I had drank pepto somewhat recently, I think...
>>29353417
Well at least you wont need any Halloween costume anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7uHTuJC9Ig
holy shit this thread.
>>29353689
Wew lad
That guy is fucking lucky as hell.
>>29353643
holy fuck dude.
youve contracted leprosy
>we done it boys, a leper is among us. all stripes come to /k/
Posting in the next legendary thread
>>29353643
OP has cooties
Lol
>>29353643
ONE OF USsssssss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvfWLOoxaII
thread theme
It's time to start your pilgrimage to Lordan OP, you have been chosen
>>29353689
Its 6:02 a.m.. I didn't know when I woke up id be eating JELLY this fucking early..
> Need toast
Holy fuck op
At least we get a fucking hilarious screencap while you seek jesus to heal you
>Fallout 4 cosplay 4 you OP
leprosy is cool though, doesn't it make you not feel pain anymore or something?
Its cool OP you're just marked with the taint of Nurgle..
> No pain
> Skin falls off
> Take the good with the bad
>>29353960
the skin falling off part isn't a direct symptom of leprosy. all it really does is effect your sensory nerves and makes your skin kind harden.
>>29353972
>makes your skin kind harden.
He is destined to become the Armadillo that he slew.
>>29353362
Excuse me, new fag here. But why you're hunting these? They are pretty useless, for me.
>>29353362
At first I thought troll
>>29353643
But now I can't stop laughing.
>>29353362
Leprosy is a bacteria so if imagine if you thoroughly cooked it you you didn't straight up eat it. You probably got it from touching it. Maybe if you go to the Dr asap you can get away with relatively minor damage op. I'd get off 4chan and go right this very instant. Tell him exactly what happened even if it's embarrassing.
>>29353993
Not OP but I hunt them because they will destroy a garden in a hurry. They are a pest and an invasive specie. I live in Missouri. We shouldn't have them here but our winters are no longer cold enough to keep them out.
>>29353643
Good job op
shouldn't cooking the meat kill the leprosy bacteria?
>>29353643
Do you also believe that fapping will make you deaf?
You're fine OP. Those assholes are just trying to scare you. It's just a rash and it will go away.
>>29354011
Don't listen to this OP. If what you say is true you have a legitimate reason to be worried and should visit a Dr. Immediately.
>>29354030
Stop trolling OP. He'll spend 10k on medical bills to treat a minor rash he could cure within two weeks using a simple cortisone cream.
>>29354010
Of course it kills it. Those anons are dumb as fuck. If it didn't the antibiotics you self-adiminstred surely did.
>>29354050
>>29354058
NO NO NO!!! if it is in fact Leposy and he don't get it treated he's going to spend 10k. Worst case scenario he pays for a $20-50 checkup and gets medication for his rash from a Dr.
>>29353689
Gyrojets aren't really that hard to find, I'm much more impressed by the Red 9, mint condition M29, and M203 launcher with the heatshield, as well as original M16A1 parts in such good condition.
> Be OP.
> Go Inna woods to embrace his new Armadillo life due to extremely hard skin.
> Other /k/ommandos find OP and think he's a skinwalker.
It's your fate OP, deal with it.
>>29354081
You just want to scare OP and have him spend money for nothing. Admit it, you little shit!
Damn. I just remembered this time I smashed an armadillo with a rock like 5-6 times until it was a pulp. I had fluids all over my hands and never had an issue. You're unlucky AF OP, get that shit taken care of.
>>29354090
>they see him skulking about in the shadows and start unloading in his direction like in Predator
>>29354103
>"Then I fed the pulp to my precious ant friends"
>>29353643
>>29354100
No let for nothing? Like I said worst case scenario he gets medication for his rash and gets checked for any other problems he might not even be aware he has? Spending $20-50 on you're well being is not a waste of money annon.
>>29354135
Are you American? I hear they pay more for doctors over there.
>>29353373
Cya on reddit.
I wanna see op's local newspaper after this
"Local man hunts, eats armadillo; contracts leprosy"
>Rise of the Amarillo Man: Skulker of Manholes
>>29353362
We must breed armadillos so that they may one day grow as large as their glyptodonian predecessors: only than can we hunt them with dignity!
So...What do they taste like?
>>29353780
Not sure. Def turns your shit black though. Its because of the bismuth
>>29353643
God damn it OP, this is why you should use the internet to research this shit before trying it.
>>29354108
No no.. incorrect.
>"Then I fed the pulp to my FIRE ant friends"
There we go
Now you can cosplay Darkest Dungeon properly
Guess OP gets to go on an adventure of self loathing now.
>>29353362
Medifag here.
You fucked up eating unknown game meat OP. Deer are one thing, humans have gotten good at prep and cleaning them.
Armadillos can carry leprosy.
See a doctor, it's treatable.
>>29353689
That was not all of it IIRc. He also found plenty of HK stuff, including a HK33, a Mk23...
But more important, his 1851 navy was genuine and crafted in 1852, and his python was one of the original 1967's model.
I don't remember half of it, shit was like magic, he found like 6 machineguns and such...
Need the end of the screencap
>>29353670
>King Baldwin the 4th
muhsides.gif
>>29353362
Wait, are you the guy who was being bullied by armadillos?
>>29353362
>this whole thread
OP you idiot
>>29354010
Maybe OP likes his Dillo rare.
>>29354243
Getting run over by a rolly polly the size of a truck sounds pretty undignified to me, boss.
>>29353362
>>29353643
>this isn't a troll thread
>someone actually contracted leprosy from eating armadillo
>mfw
>>29353643
>mfw I may be an unemployed/unemployable broke shitbird with no money
>but at least I didn't turn myself into a leper
Thanks for the schadenfreude OP
>>29353643
Jesus Christ. I'm never going near those stupid things again.
OP.
If... uhh... your dick falls off...
Can I have it?
This tops the guy that ate depleted uranium.
>>29353643
>This whole thread
>>29356810
What about the guy who hit a live 20mm round on the primer with a hammer?
>>29356832
You mean the .50 BMG guy from Iraq?
>>29353643
What an awesome start to the day. I really hope you haven't fapped since then.
>>29356893
No, he was using the round AS a hammer.
>>29353362
Congrats OP, you have managed to make yourself an outcast from society in both mentality and physically by becoming a genuine leper.
as far as i can tell, you have three courses of action left to you now.
1: go see a doctor ASAP, get that shit checked out, get it treated, become a living cautionary tale and legend of /k/
2: get a bitchin Nurgle tattoo right on your chest, begin attending raves, orgys, go shirtless and paint "Feel the Bern" on yourself and give everyone at a sanders rally hugs and free neck massages.
or
3: swear yourself in service to the church, ask the pope for his blessing and lead a new crusade.
>Saint Anon, patron saint of fools, firearms, and proper wild game knowledge and cooking/handling
but no matter what, OP, my hat truely goes off to you for the astounding heights of incompetence you have achieved with your dilo hunting
Luckily Leprosy is treatable with modern antibiotics.
Unluckily it's related to TB and some strains are drug resistant so standard treatment is multiple drug treatment, otherwise known as "gangrape you with poisons until everything inside is either dead or wishes it were"
>>29353643
Leprosy ain't what it used to be, Anon. If this isn't a troll just go to the doctor; if you've got it they'll put you on a drug regimen for like a year. I think the WHO takes care of the bill, too.
Fun fact: the only remaining leper colony is in Romania. There were only 19 people living there as of 5 years ago because this shit is curable now.
>>29353643
HAHAHA OP IS A FUCKING LEPER HAHAHAHA
>>29356720
can you get welfare from being a leper?
>>29357176
That's a good question.
>OP gets $3,000/mo to spend on all the guns and ammo he wants
>because he's a literal leper who no one will hire
What a tweest
>>29357002
>Saint Anon, patron saint of (...) proper wild game knowledge and cooking/handling
>>29353643
>>29356810
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>29357233
lurk moar
>>29357233
How new are you faggot?
>>29353362
Op's mindset right now
MFW this whole thread
>>29353643
>>29353643
Posting in Ebin thread
Rip in pieces OP
>>29357233
>Doesnt know who the strielok is.
Get out.
See you on /r/4chan op
You dun fucked up
>>29357254
>>29357278
>>29357315
Yes, I'm new. Now what?
>>29353689
Fugg
>>29353976
my sides, it's the circle of armadillos
>>29353643
I'm loving the shit out of this, even if there's a high chance it's fake.
>>29357002
Pls 2
>>29357427
Get made fun of until you figure it out.
Do we have the screencap to warn the future generations?
>>29353643
Hi. Doctor here. I'm late to the party, but holy fucking shit. Get to an academic medical center and get an infectious disease consult ASA FUCKING P
>>29353464
You have to have a genetic fault to be vulnerable to leprosy so he may be good...if his dick falls off we'll know.
>>29357233
He is the strielok
Here's what you do OP
Every day, take two baby aspirin
Three if you're going to fly
BOOM, leprosy cured
toasting in epic bread 2bh famalam
>>29353643
Top kek
Hopefully you don't die OP.
>>29357002
>Our OP is who a dumb fuck, faggot be thy name.
>The armadillo come, now his skin doth run, flaky as oatmeal
>Give us our daily thread and deliver us some lulz
>Thy /k/ingdom come, our laughs be done
>OP delivers.
>>29353643
from now on, whenever you enter a thread, you must first post "UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN" so we know to stay away
im sorry anon it's just how it has to be
>>29353643
Holy shit, that's either one hell of a hickey or you've fucked yourself royally with a solid case of Leprosy.
>>29357233
Its always so entertaining to see normies reaction to the magic that happens here.
Hi, welcome to /k/.
We are the degenerates who will put stuff in our mouths even if its radioactive, explosive, or infected with leperosy.
Also I think a guy got a .22 caliber cartridge stuck in his dick hole once.
>>29353362
Thank you Lepperanon After a long day of work you're just what I needed. Bless you and your leprosy.
>>29353362
>You stupid bitch.
Honestly I was unaware that panzer-squirrles were capable of biowarefare myself
>>29357787
Ive been here a bit but i have not seen this. Does anyone have a screencap?
>>29353643
>>29357787
dont forget nugget bolt/glock inna pooper.
This entire thread is gold.
>>29353362
haha that's what you get for hunting the Texas state animal faggot
>>29353643
Good luck op
>>29353643
Holy shit, am I glad I checked to see what /k/ was up to today.
time to go to the hospital OP
>>29353643
I have known for like the past 5 years that armadillos can cause leprosy. How do you fuck up this badly?
>>29357787
>Once
There was a whole thread dedicated to sounding iirc
OP are you sure you didnt catch that from a sanders meet and greet shaking hands with a krusty old hippy?
>>29357916
Ah those were the days.
>>29357971
The .22lr pee hole thing has happened more than once friends. ;^)
Weaponized Armadillo Vector Bio-Weapons fucking when?
>>29353643
Paramedic here.
First things first, you need a doctor, OP. Tell him what you've done and he'll evaluate you and prescribe a treatment. You probably didn't catch leprosy. But if you did, you're going to need a lot of meds and you might not shit right for a year, but you'll be fine.
Secondly, you are kind of retarded. Eating an armadillo isn't such a bad thing. Butchering them without gloves is fucktarded. Don't do it again.
>>29358049
>Don't do it again
Why not can't catch leprosy twice!
>>29358049
>implying you dont gain immunity to stronger leprosy by catching smaller leprosy from little dillos first
>>29353362
I cannot believe I lived to see this thread.
OPs outlook on life right now.
>>29357991
Were? My friend, a /k/ommando just became a leper from consuming presumably undercooked armadillo.
The magic is still here.
Here, guys. A little commemorating memento i shit out.
Godspeed, OP.
It's current year, how do you not understand the dangers of hunting and improperly cooking game meat?
>>29357853
>let it be known throughout the land, armadillos are now know as panzer-squirrels
>>29358363
Needs the Saint Anon post
>>29358363
hahaha thanks for that man. so is OP a confirmed walking bioweapon now?
>>29353373
I'm an animal control officer from Texas (believe me or not idgaf) but yes armadillos do sometimes carry lepresy and actually are on if the few animals we minimize contact with as much as possible because if it.
>>29353362
Hey there smooth skin ;)
>>29358363
Ayy daz me
>>29358363
Hehehehe my dick post made it in the screen cap.
Yessssss.
>armadillos are the only known creature to carry the disease except for humans
>it's only the nine banded armadillo
>around 20% are thought to be infected
>incredibly rare in the states to contract it
>around 90% of the population are not susceptible to the disease
>coming into contact via skinning and cooking the animal is the only real way to contract the disease from them
Damn OP if you really did contract leprosy you are one unlucky fuck
>>29353373
>>29353379
Tfw I'll live in /k/ folk lore thanks to being in top 5 posts
I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
SINCERELY, THE ARMADILLO'S GHOST
Shit postan in Thread
>>29353643
riparooney OP
>>29353362
HAHAHA
>>29353643
It is totally cureable so long as you get to a treatment facility, NOW!
P.S. You're a tard
>>29358702
>Tumblr! The animated series
kill yourself
>>29358920
>he doesn't have a tumblr account
>>29353695
TX resident here. can confirm, all texans are retards.
>>29353362
you cannot be serious. this cannot be real. if this is real, I am soooo sorry I didn't chime in to the last thread about leprosy. I may be reaponsible for this. I am sorry OP.
>>29358952
I-I'm sure you're a lovely and smart person anon!
>>29359022
Wat. That's not the gif I meant to post. Oh well, I guess that works.
>>29359022
nope, retarded texan. and yeah, that totally worked.
>getting leprosy from eating an armored rat
Nice job anon, 10/10
>>29353362
op, you need to make a lepor trip code so we know.
>>29359153
Yea, so we pretend to like him and slowly eat away at his epeen.
The best trips are the lurkers.
Leprosy?
What year is it?
1180?
>>29353976
Top kek
posting in lepric thread
>>29359153
We already have it, Saint (insert name) from>>29357002
OP make sure you give us an update after seeing a doctor.
Odds are pretty damn slim it's leprosy, but you definitely seem to have signs saying it could be.
>>29353362
Oh shit it's real
if trips are rolled OP must masterbate with leprosy hand then post proof as delivery
>>29359153
Since this is so close to St. Pattys, name yourself "Lepr-Anon"
>>29359348
rolling for OP to give his penor leprosy
>>29359301
>>29359348
>>29359353
>>29353643
>You brought leprosy...to our first date, anon?
>>29359348
>>29353373
>>29353373
>Dude aren't they linked to leprosy
>>29353643
>>29353643
>I pray to fuck this isnt leprosy.
M-m-m-mmyth CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!
serious question, if OP pours gunpowder on his leper hand, and ignites it, wont that kill the leprosy? i would try doing this ASAP OP
>>29359348
Rollan
mfw i go to fill up gas today and while holding pump, i wonder if OP or someone gross as him touched it and i am holding leprosy
>>29356910
Used the wrong end of the round.
Everyone uses them as hammers.
>>29359197
No.
>>29354100
>doesn't have a primary care doctor
>doesn't have a normal copay
>hey I have a rash thats really weird and I ate some armadillo a few weeks back plz help
>95% chance: did you do anything else fucking retarded of late? because your skin is irritated, heres some cortizone. No you don't have leprosy.
>5% chance: holy fucking shit nigger we need to get you to a hospital. probably because of a non leprosy related serious fucking skin infection.
>>29359348
>>29359597
id say its more 95% chance OP got leprosy. you dont get leprosy from eating it, you get it from handling the animal unprotected and the bacteria getting a foothold on your skin
>>29353362
>>29353362
>>29353362
>>29353643
RIP OP
>>29358363
where is panzer squirrel? I need panzer squirrel in this.
Absolutely epic bread
>>29359626
it is hard to think of a non leprosy major skin infection that an adult would get. if you changed your detergent or some shit you'd get irritation on your chest and back. All I can think of is something chemical/automotive related like a heavy duty degreaser but if OP was going wrist deep into anything but armadillo offal he'd probably remember and relate the two.
Short answer is OP go to your fucking doctor because you need to get that skin rash looked at.
who here gonna think twice about buying used guns from pawnshops now? at least if you live in texas or louisiana? what if the previous owners died of leprosy like OP>>29359348
OP CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE US, IF THIS THREAD MAXES OUT MAKE A NEW ONE LATER
>>29359717
>OP CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE US
Seems like OP ran off after his hand pic got to 5+ replies.
At least I hope he did. That dudes got the lep.
>>29359348
use vinegar as lube.
>>29357002
All Hail the Plague LORD
>>29358363
Huh, that rash looks a little like WILSON from Castaway.. Which is exactly what OP is going to experience in the Leper Colony
> you know being a Castaway..
>>29353643
You best visit doc homicide
>>29359348
>>29359348
heheh
>>29359997
two away from quads ya ruined it
>>29359348
Cmon op. You know you should. Its not like you wouldv'e used it anyways because of leprosy
>>29353742
>warning antibiotic free meat may cause lepresy
>>29359348
>masterbate
Fuck off you illiterate fuck.
>>29359348
rolll... i suppose..
>Not wanting to see leperdicker
>>29360488
Nice dubs man.
>>29357787
Don't forget the deer masturbation. I have a cap for all those not indoctrinated.
>>29360529
close, but no cigar.
I had this huge collection of these types of legends of over 200 caps but lost it all when my hdd failed on me. I just started collecting them again.
>>29358521
>>29359685
Just download/paste it in, man, I know I missed some good stuff. We can have more than one version. Shit, some dude that ate an armadillo contracted fucking leprosy, we SHOULD have more than one cap.
Any updates on OP's wellbeing?
Holy shit i literally can't breath, OP might actually give me an asthma attack.
>>29359353
10/10 RIP in pepperoni OP
>>29353643
>>29353362
leprosy
Armadillos also carry bubonic plague, if I recall correctly.
Should i dump?
>>29359348
>>29358559
Send Opie to Bernie rallies
What do we name OP?
Anonadillo?
Hopefully he didnt eat it on a full moon.
>>29360988
I like "Lepernon"
