What's the most efficient way for a first world military to invade and subdue Australia and New Zealand?
>>29338819
Piss off Wang Chin
>>29338819
Only two ways numb nuts...sky or sea pick one
Airborne operation with Emus
Build a bridge from the USA and import McDonalds until the population is too obese to fight back.
Cultural subversion over a period of 50-70 years
She'll them from Sea and bomb them by air for months on end.
>>29338819
New Zealand will be easy to conquer, they're too busy fucking sheep.
>>29338888
This right here.
>>29338819
For New Zealand
Sail a nuclear-powered and nuclear-armed ship into every major port.
The Greens and anyone born before 1984 will get so buttmad they'll explode, devastating the population, infrastructure, and leadership. Then invade using normal amphibious means and GIB CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS PLS.
For Australia
Through nefarious CIA means, reinstall Tony Abbot as Prime Minister, wait a year, then invade the confused, and madmaxian Australia, Nuke all the major population centres, and reestablish Australia. Also while gibbing Constitution and Bill of Rights, they do so desperately need it.
>tfw mad max was about the world nuking australia to hell because they got fed up by thier shitposting.
>>29341967
I could live with the fallout blowing over here for a future like that.
>>29338819
You'd need a decent carrier and a large navy. That or be Indonesia, build tonnes of transports and zerg Australia.
>>29338888
China already has a head start on that.
I would recomend attacking on a national Holliday like Anzac Day where a large number of military personal will be participating in Anzac marches across Australia, make a false news story that the AUZIE internet will be odd for a few days because of shitty Telstra and installing the NBN, then attack the marches in massive staging runs killing thousands of unequipped troops, whilst also subsiding the population with a massive display of military might. Launch tactical strikes on the militia military bases Australia posses and capture most of the east cost of Australia with in a few days, force the surrender of Australia and make the central section of Australia a free green zone so the would be rebels can play in the sand with their limited susply of military arms where they can be quietly taken out, so the public doesn't care that you just killed thousands of innocent civilians
>>29338819
why bother when they've already subdued themselves?
>>29342099
ANZAC Day all service members are on duty. Active and alert.
Only two times for a surprise attack
- The morning after Anzac Day. (drunk servicemen) or on Christmas Day when Units stand down for the holidays.
You want to invade Australia? Conventionally?
> Play war games with the AUS Navy
> Lure them together and strike first against Naval assets. Hard.
> Activate sleeper cells in major cities to take out power, telecommunications and major roads
> Launch attacks (cruise missiles) to air force assets and airfields by submarines via the coast.
> Harass land bases and civilian population by air campaign.
> Land two major amphibious landing forces at east and west coast between major cities.
>Start guerrilla warfare inside cities pushing out local population (who are disarmed anyway) towards the desert and bush.
> Australian Government Surrenders.
>????
> Profit
>>29338888
Quad checked
Why are we invading Australia?
Push the white guilt narrative. Must accept millions of low iq 3rd world immigrants. Let nature take its course
