+medium range
+stabbing capabilities
+sturdy build
+inexpensive
+strong thick woven tape
+defensive and offensive
+intimidation factor
please explain why this isnt the ultimate self defense weapon
>>29338389
guns exist
>>29338389
that is a really fuckin bad spear
>>29338430
/thread
>>29338442
>Spear
No spear I know was used as a blunt weapon
>>29338430
/Thread
>>29338389
>he doesn't use a sharpened stick
get
fucking
good
>>29338430
only effective against small numbers of assailants
>>29338442
you cant beat someone with a spear, this serves dual functions
You have to reload a gun. This weapon is always battle-ready
>>29338475
>>29338467
But you can have two guns. Or five guns.
>>29338389
How do I become a Tumblr funnyman just like you, Clay? I'm depressed and don't have any friends, and I think the bunch of mutuals that you hang out with would make a great friend group for me to be in. Thanks for reading my reply.
>pic related it's how I feel right now
what aout a bat with two knvies strapped to it?
I'm not a scientist but a bullet would definitely just bounce off of it and you could chop the guns in half so yes, it's the perfect weapon
>>29338389
>please explain why this isn't the ultimate self defense weapon
>isn't double-sided
His fucking shirt....wow!
>>29338633
>I don't know how fashion works hurrdalurrdalurr look at me
fucking moron
fucking imbecile
i hate you
>>29338652
here is the ultimate weapon. words :^(
>>29338389
Better than hands I guess
Still wont beat pic related
>>29338475
>Not having a bayonet on your HD gun
>Not training extensively with it
>>29338467
>be OP
>melee weapon master race
>screw those gun peasants
>another day great day of making weapons that a four year old could come up with, i mean weapons that the magnificent oh so logical Fallout 4 has taught him
>today i create my magnum opus
>a knife taped to a fucking baseball bat
>those retarded gun niggers won't know what hit them
>suddenly *CRASH*
>dear god this day has come
>i see four of those niggers stealing my TV
>one of which has a gun, that makes him extra nigger
>I charge at them yelling, "FOR EQIESTRIA", as MLP is my favorite show.
>They see my might weapon
>They are so shocked and frightened that they laugh
>welltheyhaven'tseenmypowerlevel.exe has been activated
>I charge as fast as I can then spin around like a top with my mighty knifebat
>I manage to cut one of the guys with my knife, but only to have it go flying off in two pieces
>the one I cut yells "oh shit, this autist ain't playin'" with the other to reply "neither are we"
>I go to crack my now exknifebat over the gun nigger's head, by only to be trip on one of my uncleaned dishes, mom must've not cleaned it this week
>they're all now laughing at me
>and i'm without my mighty bat, as it has slid to the other room
>so I do the only thing I know I can do
>"YOU HAVEN"T SEEN MY FINAL FORM" I yell
>I unzip my pants, and with my spinning top move, I piss like a lawn sprinkler all over my opponents
>"what the hell man" yelled the gun nigger
>I then with a mighty force, grab dust and sand from my pockets and yell "I CAST ON TO YEE, POCKET SAND!"
>the gun nigger is now blinded, yelling what the sheet man
>I yell "I HAVE THE POWER"
>but then it went black
>I woke up in a puddle of my own piss and shit, with the TV still where it was dropped
>a note was left behind
>"Who don't know who you are, but you are too pitiful and nasty to steal from, keep your garbage TV"
>I have clearly routed the enemy
>I am victorious!
10/10 would use a knifebat against gun niggers
>>29338389
That aint a knifebat.
This is a knifebat!
>>29338389
because you are attached to it
>>29338633
>>29338663
yeah thats an ugly fuckin shirt holy fuck.
>>29338475
Cause bayonets or sidearms don't exist...
>>29338751
rekt
>>29338652
It is still an ugly shirt design.
The shirt the glasses the hair....this nigger is a burn victim....he's taking his monstrosity down to the Trump rally to fuck up some capitalist pigs
>>29338389
tactical assault knife is
superior weapon
>>29338585
>I'm not a scientist
No, you're just feck'n stoopid.
>>29338389
I prefer my stick with decking screws and ice auger blades.
>>29338389
>not a Sebenza
>>29340434
this one looks better than the one in the OP
>study build
The knife is only held by the adhesive on the tape. More than ten pounds of pressure, and you have just a shitty bat and shitty knife.
How about a spiked mace?
>>29342783
how about i shit on your face boy
>>29338389
>Durable
Not with a Smith and Wesson knife it's not. Even on the off chance every fastener and pin on that knife doesn't wriggle out in the first six weeks, the blade gets dull when you swing it through fog.
Because it's for faggots
>>29343124
That's my fetish :^)
The look in his eyes...Screaming..I'm off my meds and I don't give a fuck
What if you made a knife bat with knifes taped to both ends?
>>29338389
Flandre has really let himself go
>>29344004
Don't give this guy any ideas
>>29344018
Who is flandre?
>>29338389
>Autism clothes
>Autism hair
>Autism glasses
>Autistic Idea
Sure is day/k/are
>>29339377
Kind of like how you're a pedophilic virgincuck just because you've got a patchy beard, long greasy hair, and pasty white skin splotched with acne
>>29344841
Is this the op? What type of shitskin are you?
>>29338751
>>29344992
Not OP, I just hold the utmost contempt for losers like you.
>liberal thinks (You) are an unwashed smelly virginal CP connoisseur because of your greasy unwashed skin and your MLP tee
>>T-this is not okay! Strawman! Not all of us are like that!
>(You) think OP is a bernout because he's not hwhite and fits the description given to you of a "nu-male"
>>DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO
So why are identity politics and strawmen only okay when your side does it, autist-kun?
>>29345026
You know where you are? We don't guzzle nigger semen...put on your black lives matter shirt and go get your ass beat at a trump rally
>>29345065
You better get off the computer and go study; they're not gonna let you "teach english" in japan with bad grades you filthy unwashed pedophilic virgin
>implying I'm not a trump supporter
>still implying I'm OP
>implying I don't want to violently lynch and gas degenerate pedophiles like you'
Making America Great Again involves euthanizing subhuman sexual deviants such as yourself, superfamicom.
>>29345085
Did you stop taking your meds?
>>29345117
>projecting
Autists usually think in terms of absolutes, so I can understand why your brain is short-circuiting when I defend OP while simultaneously being part of the Trumpstaffel.
We'd all understood if you killed yourself, just don't use a gun to do it okay?
>>29345026
>>29345065
>>29345085
>>29345117
>>29345132
So this shit is okay, but God forbid we talk about Brussels.
Fuck this. I'm out.
>>29345132
We all know that you're a leftist. Do you agree that the ever increasing hiv rate in the black community is a good thing?
>>29345085
>>29345132
>tfw folks get super buttmad but try to make it funny "trolling"
>>29345160
>We
Speak for yourself. Autists like you are what ruin the Trump movement. I bet you also think jews can't support Trump either
>mfw Trump's having BYOOTIFUL JEWISH BABIES
>>29345173
>samefag posting from his phone
>still projecting himself onto me
How sad!
>>29345176
It's a simple question. Do you think the increasing hiv rate in the black community is a positive
You're an idiot OP, I could make a pipe shotgun for about the same price and it will be way more effective.
>>29345021
Now go post it to /r/4chan
>>29345193
I don't spend all my time thinking about blacks, I spend my time thinking about new and inventive ways to euthanize the "undesirable" populations in the USA.
My most recent idea was to incinerate the bodies in a giant plasma waste converter to provide electricity to university laboratories and commercial research facilities
>>29345218
Black lives matter shill confirmed
>>29345241
Sorry you're so obsessed with blacks, fampai, but I haven't brought them up in any one of my posts. Maybe you're just gay for niggerdick and projecting that onto me.
>>29338389
is that you Gilfoyle?
>>29345176
That was my 2nd post, my first was about adding another knife.
>>29345218
> don't spend all my time thinking about blacks, I spend my time thinking about new and inventive ways to euthanize the "undesirable" populations in the USA.
I would count neckbeards that tape knives to baseball bats and fantasize about genocide all day as undesirable.
>My most recent idea was to incinerate the bodies in a giant plasma waste converter to provide electricity to university laboratories and commercial research facilities
Explain the principles of plasma waste conversion and the mechanics of the one you would build. How would the energy spent rounding up and killing millions compare to the energy generated for laboratories by your plasma waste converter?
>>29345315
Why are you so obsessed with blacks? Is your mom banging one now?
Does he call you his "wifes son"?
>implying my job doesn't afford me the luxury to sit around fantasizing about genocide all day
>implying I'm not clean shaven (unlike nu-males with patchy "beards")
Being trains man is hard.
>>29345354
I didn't mention blacks, reread my post m8
>trains man
Ha-ha what's that?
>>29345390
>>29345390
There once was day that a leftist went off his meds and decided to troll /k/....
>>29345505
I can't tell who is who, which person is off meds?
What is a plasma waste converter??
Reddit likes to talk about people on 4chan being greasy cp watching pedos.
>>29345269
How do I get muh son into these? He only fucks mexicans.
>>29346021
There is nothing wrong with banging Mexican women. Does he like em thick?
>>29346021
Show him who's boss.
Fuck your son and teach him to fuck American or don't fuck at all.
>>29346538
Mexican pussy is sweet!
>>29347312
But daddy dick is even sweeter
>>29347356
r u a grill?
