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what do you do in a situation like this?
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what do you do in a situation like this?
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walk backwards
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>>29333542
Shoot.
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>>29333614
what if he has a hair trigger?
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>>29333542
Go in the back, fix your hair, smoke a cigarette, figure out who the rat is, cut off a cops ear, chill out to k_billys super sounds and wait on vic.
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>>29333542
shoot the other guy's gun obviously
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>>29333676
what if he shoots your bullet?
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>>29333542
KICK HIS BALLS!
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>>29333542

Act like a goddamn professional!
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>>29333625
Oh well. I'd rather take my chances and die shooting. It beats getting shot while playing the "what if" game in my head.
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>>29333542
If you are standing then drop as fast as you can, shooting on the way down and hope that his reaction time is slower than yours.
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>>29334013
not if it leads to the same result.
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>>29334019
Dropping probably isn't fast enough. You're mostly just working by bending your knees and letting gravity take you down, so unless he was aiming for your forehead you'll probably end up getting shot slightly higher up than otherwise.

That said, I'd still do it. Wouldn't know what else to do.
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>>29333542
have some solidarity.
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>>29333542
This isn't a fucking standoff, much less a Mexican one.
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>>29333542
unzip dick and start jerkin
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>>29334038
If you are the guy on the ground you have no choice but to shoot since there is no possible way to deescalate the situation beyond begging. You shouldn't have gotten in to a situation with no exits in the first place.
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>>29334072
you can never be prepared for every situation, there's always more factors than scenarios you can come up with in your head. you could be driving out to the desert and slip on some oil, then a standoff happens.
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>>29333542
Turn 180° and moonwalk away
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>>29334125
that would make you walk right into him.
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>>29334092
>slip on some oil
Life isn't a roadrunner cartoon, Anon. If you paint your self into a corner either through shit preparation or poor decision making then be prepared to be killed.
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>>29334152
there's a difference between avoiding a situation and being prepared to get out of it unscathed.
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>>29333542
Pull the trigger without hesitation and do your best to hit him in the brain stem. There are literally no other options.

This whole extended talk sequence Hollywood bullshit is just that. Last man to squeeze will generally lose and potentially not squeeze at all.
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>>29334415
>potentially
>putting all your eggs in one basket that may or may not explode

please. the best approach is to walk backwards and calm his ass down explain that you either both live or both die. nobody wants to die anon. your instincts will make you avoid pulling the trigger when all bets are off.
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>>29333542
Shoot immediately and flinch to the side/try to knock his gun off target. Even if you don't instantly kill the guy the odds are better of him not hitting you once you've put a hole in him. Keep attacking until he's dead.

>Waiting for him to line up a shot
>Getting executed like a chump

Shiggidy.
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>>29333542
Build Wall.
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>>29333625
Then he's already shot you because he isn't an idiot.
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>>29334496
>Shoot immediately and flinch to the side/try to knock his gun off target.

he would likely tense up from being shot and shoot you in the side of the head. you'd be dead.

>>29334507
>he's not an idiot
>ignoring the scenario
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>>29333542
360 degrees and walk away
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>>29334443
No, you are retarded. Please talk from your ass more.
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>>29333542

It's a race to pull the trigger first. Hope you are faster.
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>>29333542
Ask him if he's seen wargames
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>>29334582
if you're going to leave it to chance you may as well just shoot yourself .
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>>29333998
/thread

Every other comments are acting like a bunch of niggers.
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Shoot first.
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>>29334924

these fuckers have no idea of culture
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>>29333998
Fucking this
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>>29334151
You literal retard, the one time someone says it correctly. Fuck.
>triggered
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>>29336882
>because people moonwalk forwards

Except they don't. You are an actual retard.
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