Alright /k/, you are given the ability yo choose how you die.
How do you go /k/?
>>29329362
In my sleep...not screaming like everyone else in the car.
>>29329362
Firing squad
live by the sword, die by the sword.
>>29329378
Kek
>>29329362
exploding
Lie down on a bed of TNT; bada splash
Same way I came into this world: screaming, covered in someone elses blood and naked.
>>29329362
In my sleep at the ripe old age of 80 after a night of hey-hey with 30 sex starved broads
>>29329362
I want my death to involve two lesbian strippers, and a paddle boat.
>>29329362
I'd like to OD on heroin if I get to be 100 years of age.
>>29329362
Probably drowning, it's about the most peaceful and calm (unnatural) death that I can think of.
I've nearly drowned before at it's basically painless. Brief moment of panic and then just fade to black.
>>29329362
>sit indian-style on 10 pounds of Semtex
>right before vaporization, place fingers in ears like pic related
Like this: https://vimeo.com/10798467
>>29329428
Bullshit
>>29329362
Beheading with pic related.
>>29329437
Go to your local pool and try it for yourself if you don't believe me.
I want to be shot be every bullet ever shot or created all at once
The resulting explosion should be nice and quick
>>29329428
Oh god no. Drowning is not peaceful. It's a painful struggle until you just can't do it any more, and then black. Just go with gas inhalation or ODing on an deppressant.
>>29329428
hi /tv/
>>29329428
>>29329437
>>29329452
alright faggots, prepare yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>29329379
*Gun
>>29329452
Literally no.
>>29329362
>102 years old
>just as the narcotics kick in I am reaching climax on my still fully functional penis
>being sucked off by a nubile 20 year old, physically perfect in every way
>as I nut into her mouth spilling my own natural endorphins my body is flooded with the artificial drugs I injected into my body
>I see and feel heaven, hear angels sing, know the true love of a deity (whether real or simply just the perfect mix of brain chemicals, its irrelevant)
>go out feeling like a messiah of a new religion, knowing true peace, true, real happiness.
Spontaneous explosion. Just, whenever. Surprise me.
The same way I came into this world. Screaming and covered in someone else's blood, butt ass necked.
> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
>>29329479
This, but maybe at 60.
Use whatever wealth I have remaining to get drunk, and take heroin, meth, coke, dope, mushrooms, acid, and LSD simultaneously
>>29329362
I take Tori Black, Adriana Chechik, Missy Stone, Valentina Nappi, Jenna Haze, Katja Kassin, Ava Dalush, and also Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Talulah Riley and Daisy Ridley to the shooting range. Keanu Reeves is there, and we have a blast shooting all kinds of guns at all kinds of things, with Hicock45 giving a history lesson on each gun while we shoot. Nutnfancy is there too, and we bully him.
Then we go back to a penthouse, where I fuck all the girls while Reeves encourages me. After a night of rough sex, and cumming in all of them (except based Keanu and Nutnfancy, who was not invited), I venture on the patio for a smoke, and a Fazioli grand piano crushes me to death.
"Life is good"
>>29329362
Not with a shotgun in my arsehole thats for sure
>>29329472
I love these kinds of videos.
1000 ways to die is one of my favorite shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ exactly like this.
>>29329362
In my sleep at the age of 115.
>>29329472
Diver here, getting sucked through a tiny hole at a thousand feet in saturation is as quick as it gets, hydrogen pops from burning are pretty good. Pp is a bitch
>>29329716
That crab that got sucked into the pipe
It got fucked faster than a naked ten year old boy in running down the road kabul
>>29329881
thats...oddly specifc anon
do you want to talk?
>>29329362
With meaning
>>29329881
Big time, little guy should have had a stick with a sock on the end. No joke, that's how you detect that shit
>>29329891
#justafghanthings
>They put the ANA in ANAL
>>29329600
>not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y
Top Pleb
>>29329472
so did the guy who went with the leg die because he got crushed?
i want to die while fighting some Estonians in the street,one of them would pick up a 4x4 plank and hit me over my head and i will collapse on the floor and die due to brain hemmorage
and i will be canonized as the patron saint of street fighters
>>29329362
shotgun to the pooper
In glorious battle against a true enemy.
We both die together.
On my shield
kek
>>29329447
>Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad!
>WHY YOU NOT BUY SEBENZA, NEWFRIEND?
>LORD ALLAH ONLY USE FINEST S30V STEEL
>MUHAMMAD 7YEAROLD wife FORGED THIS SEBENZA WITH TINY LITTLE HAND
>TINY HAND MAKE IT LOOK BIGGER
gurglegurglegurglegurgle
Bleeding to death.
I do not to go quick or painlessly. Its the last thing you ever get to think or feel. I want to be able to experience the last moments of my life.
My only fear is being in so much pain I am driven mad or in extreme fear. If you have ever seen some animals die you know what I mean.
>>29329532
So you're gonna make Hickock45's butthole gape or what? Sheesh
In her arms so I can see her face one last time
>>29329362
The only true way for a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0mij7EHUA
Within the realm of possibility: while asleep and painless
Otherwise pic related
>>29329362
>How do you go /k/?
Pulling a Strangelove.
YAHOOOOOO!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y
>>29329378
underrated
>>29329472
In ones like Incident 2, what about using your knife to cut the wetsuit?
Wouldn't the wet suit stay against the drain and form the seal, allowing you to swim away?
Gunning down refugees left and right while out of my mind on meth
They're gonna need to put one in my skull to stop me
>>29330353
this
Beheaded by true samurai
https://youtu.be/qEsPqJOKmiQ
Strapped to a Minuteman II, wearing The Rocketeer's costume, headed straight for the US.
While cucking some beta
>>29329447
>it snaps before finishing
>ISIS goes bankrupt because they spent all their money on buying Sebenzas for your beheading
>>29330575
>so close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PA
Sword duel to the death with someone I could never beat.
>>29329362
I want to die manually detonating a nuke that destroys the invading alien mothership
I will jump off the Empire State Building fully nude at 88 years old with fountain fireworks jammed up my ass set to go off 10 seconds after I land
>>29329498
I believe you meant
>holding two MAC-10's
>soaked in your own blood
>wearing a suit and fedora
>>29329362
https://youtu.be/wcW_Ygs6hm0
>>29329362
snu snu
that or pic related
>>29329379
>sword
but that's not how firing squads work anon
Sharks with frickin lasers on them
>>29329397
so angel dust then
>>29329434
>underrated post
kek
>>29330575
>Minuteman II
>headed straight for the US
>>29329434
nice, haven't watched that in years
>>29329532
>goes out of way to explain he doesn't come in keanu or nutnfancy
>hickok45 gets camed in
drowning in blood
I am afraid of death because of the pain that I would feel from it and that makes it alot worse for me to face death head on because of the fact you must feel pain in order to actually die but if given the choice what I would wish for is to die in the most painless, calmness, peaceful and tranquillity from death.
What I would wish for is to slowly get tired as I breath heavier and heavier while I feel no other emotions but calm and peace as I would lay in my bed without my lungs hurting and when I am so tired my eyes are no longer able to stay open I would wish to fall into a instant dreamlike world where I do not feel the pain that my coming death would come.
I would have full control in my dream and I would feel alright because I know that I will not wake up to experience death but to see the end of the light in my dream once I do die from nothing but a true peaceful death for as I would lay lifeless in my bed but my soul would be at peace at last for I will not realize that I no longer am alive but once I do realize that I have died I will simply just smile and be thankful that I have cheated from not death but pain.
I do not know what will lay ahead at the end of the light but for all I know is that I will truly have the true peaceful death and I will wish for this to be a reality one day when my time comes.
>>29331237
Nigga u gay
>>29329472
holy shit,
So what you're saying is someone could actually die like the swimming pool scene in final destination 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiOvUsPrnw
>>29330478
wet suits aren't sealed, they just maintain body temperature despite the presence of water.
Cutting it off wouldn't achieve anything.
Riding a nuke like a mechanical bull.
>>29331266
You misunderstand entirely, I never said the suit is sealed.
The suit is the thing that is flush with the drain cover, if you remove the section of suit that is being sucked against the drain cover it will kill the suction on you, because the suit will clog the drain's suction.
Europe 2040 on a pile of dead mudslimes and niggers with empty guns in my hands or like
>>29329532
>>29329362
A small FMJ bullet to the heart in a battle to keep my corpse pretty.
accidentally jump into a star while exploring space
>>29331339
you misunderstand. the suit is not sealed, so the suction goes straight through the fabric, pulling on your arm/leg/whatever. cutting the fabric would, at best, result in the fabric being pulled passed your arm, but the suction is still on your just as much as before you cut the fabric.
>>29329472
>>29329716
>>29330303
>>29330478
>>29331262
>>29331177
Allah Ackbar.
>>29331447
at least spell it right...
>>29331437
snibeti snab
>>29329362
In combat, protecting those I love. I will go to Valhalla or Folkvangr and feast among the gods until it is my time to fight by their side.
>>29331418
Ok I understand you now. sorry when you said sealed I thought you were trying to make some point about it being a sealed environment or something.
hummmm, what could you really do then?
Try to clog the drain with your tank and harness or something? If you can kill enough of the drain you could push off the bottom with your feet right?
>>29329362
Hookers and blow.
The expensive kind.
Die by having skull crushed by some girl with thunder thighs
>>29331262
If I remember right there was a little girl who was either seriously injured or killed by pool filter suction-induced prolapse.
If I ever catch some terminal illness, I want to go with a big-ass fuel-air explosion.
I want the event to be filmed by at least five different high speed cameras.
And I want those videos to be published.
I still haven't thought out what my final speech would be about, desu.
>wouldn't it be awesome if the "go" signal for the pyrotechnics guy was a Power Ranger move?
>>29331818
>fuel-air explosion
You better be at ground zero and hope that shit is quick.
>The [blast] kill mechanism against living targets is unique–and unpleasant.... What kills is the pressure wave, and more importantly, the subsequent rarefaction [vacuum], which ruptures the lungs.... If the fuel deflagrates but does not detonate, victims will be severely burned and will probably also inhale the burning fuel. Since the most common FAE fuels, ethylene oxide and propylene oxide, are highly toxic, undetonated FAE should prove as lethal to personnel caught within the cloud as most chemical agents.
>>29331834
I want to literally sit on that thing. Or stand right under/in front of it.
I guess the primary explosion fron the dispersion charge would already fuck me up hard enough. Then the fireball would kick in.
I want to be coated in just enough ablative heat shield that it burns off entirely on re-entry but leaves my (charred) skin in tact. Then I want to be strapped to a Pershing 2 and fired into the middle of Red Square.
>>29331148
> not having a squad of medieval armor clad soldiers throw their swords at you
>>29331148
>wounded in a gunfight at my favourite diner
>somehow drive to my ex girlfriends house
>stagger up the driveway losing blood with every step
>light one last smoke
>fall onto her front steps
>write cunt on her porch in my own blood
>bleeding out while looking at the stars
>starting to fade as she comes to my aid
>grab her by her collar and pull her close
>whisper with my last breath
>"Cyka blyat"
>fade to darkness
>I can hear Stalin
I'd want to die flying a modified manned SLAM cruise missile. Flinging hydrogen bombs and spewing radiation over half the middle east. I'd like to plow deep trenches in the sand withthe shock wave of the engine alonge.
I'd like to do loop-di-loops over isis strongholds and turn islamists into irradiated red streaks just from passing above them at mach 3. The impact from my passing uprooting trees and flipping technicals.
I'd like to watch the distant flashes of nuclear ordinance from my cramped cockpit. I'd like to feel the frame of the SLAM shake and quiver as the last few hydrogen bombs are ejected from the munitions bay. I'd like to hear the roar of air somewhere behind me as an old soviet shilka punches a small hole in my metal steed. Flying above the desert, without any more munitions, with all the paint sandblasted away leaving me flying a gleaming silver spear. The sound is deafening, I'm screaming in joy, I hear nothing but a pleasant hum I'd like to see missile warnings as old rusty aircraft try to shoot me down. I would want to feel the fuselage shaking as a lucky missile clips the engine. I'd like to die with a smile in my beaten up supersonic silver spear. And I'd like to, use my last few breaths to steer my flying doom-rocket towards a suitably juicy target. And die instantly, without pain as my irradiated and emancipated body impacts the earth at several times the speed of sound, marking the world for years to come with the gentle invisible glow of ionizing radiation, and a big ass crater of course. All with a wide grin on my face.
That is how I would like to die.
Best way to die.
>get a brick, a really fast car, fifty feet of rope, a parachute, and a gun.
>tie one end of the rope to the bumper and throw the rest in the trunk.
>drive to police station and start shooting at it.
>engage in a police chase until news choppers start covering you.
>get a significant distance away from da cops on a long open stretch of road.
>put on parachute, tie noose around neck, and put the brick on the gas pedal.
Congratulations! your flying corpse is now on national television.
>bonus points if the parachute say "Can Stump the Trump 2016"
>>29329362
Removing leftist on helicopter for emperor trump and one catches me by the collar we both fall to our deaths.
Fire. Might sound strange, but since I remember I absolutely LOVE fire. Since I was a kid ( I'm 22 and still do this) I will watch the fire in the fireplace grow and grow untill it consumes everything you feed it. So if I could chose, burn me please.
>>29333644
Thats a kink i can get hehind
>>29333644
You are a complete fucking idiot.
>>29330389
>>29331202
Hickock45 is old, and has to go to bed at 9:30PM.
Sleep well, H.
I intend to kill the man who killed me, so it'd probably involve getting shot/stabbed in a place that wasn't immediately fatal.
>>29329362
By yelling ''Leeeroy Jenkins!'' and triggering a suicide belt ensuring that i take down the whole Saudi dynasty with me.
>>29329428
I drowned once and was thankfully saved after floating up and getting shocked back to life.
It's fucking painful dude.
What's worse is after surviving your lungs would be as fucked as those of a 80 year old chain smoker.
>>29329362
I want death by snu snu
>>29329362
overdosing on a fuckload of drugs, it would be like the ending of 2001 a space odyssey
>>29329522
Dope is heroin.
>>29331437
>>29331786
She died from complications from surgery but more or less yeah.
>>29334169
In much of the world dope means weed
With a bullet in my stomach and blood in my mouth.
>>29329472
Incident 4: leg broken, pelvis shattered, genitals crushed, alone, cold, in the dark for $26 an hour. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
>>29329522
Acid and LSD are the same thing...
>>29331959
>writing cunt in your own blood
>not telling her "Eб твoю мaть!"
ты тyпoй cyкин cын
>>29329532
I'm just imagining hickock getting plowed now. Thanks for the laugh.
The maidan.
>>29335499
That tentacley hole thing is unoddly positioned near the anus.
>>29329362
I own 3 Winchester pump actions: a 1300, an 1897 and an SXP.
There are 2 more that I want just because, a model 12 and a "defender" which the cop in that picture is abusing with his ass.
Feels batman.
>>29331542
This
>>29335499
>The Maiden
>no huge tentacles for your mouth
2/10, would rather let the crabgirl wash me 2 death
>>29335499
what the fuck am i looking at?
>>29331913
Failed rocket launch
Hopefully I'll have just enough notice and be under a small enough G-load to get a JOHN MADDEN out before being obliterated.
Fatal heart attack while I'm at the wheel of a 747 landing in a densely populated city and the rest of the flight crew is locked out of the cockpit.
People'll remember that shit for a while to come.
>>29329362
LOL thats a TDCJ(Texas Department of Criminal Justice) Officer in that pic.. Worked for the state for 6 years before I became a police officer. I was part of a "Contraband Interdiction" team wich is a politically correct term for a SORT team.. we would go in when an offender had a weapon, or wouldn't come out.. sometimes we would "kick door" on offenders with cell phones, beat them up, and take their phones.. anyways.. we took pride in our job. No matter how cool we were, the rest of TDCJ is shit.. you have nothing but officers like pic related.. falling asleep at hospitals, sitting on their fucking shot gun, or becoming compromised, and bringing in cell phones, and drugs.. smhtbhfam.
>>29337436
Nigga what the FUCK are those?
>>29337850
>>29337436
You may notice the scale of the shotgun to the toes. It is a shop designed to troll people. Happens often.
Multi-million prize fight in the MGM Grand. the money goes to my will lmao
>>29336731
There is a tentacle for your mouth but it has to work its way through first.
>>29333328
you forgot the fursuit
>>29329362
Fucked to death by Anna Kendrick and Scarlett Johansson.
>>29330396
GAAAAAAAY
>dying
plebs. i will never accept death. i'll take as much life extension tech and medicine as i can afford.
>>29331437
This happened to some poor bastard once, I think it was the Byford Dolphin Delta P incident, theres pictures of the guys body and it ain't pretty.
>>29338909
kek
>>29331237
I wish for a painless death too
>>29335499
How does one "die" from it?
>>29331885
Top kek
>>29335499
is this /k/'s coffin?
>>29329362
at a ripe old age with my family and friends close at hand
>>29339278
You are literally trapped there for as long as you are alive.
This is easy.
In your arms tonight...
It must have been something you said.
>>29331437
>>29329362
For the Emperor.
>>29329362
>How do you go /k/?
Crashing a plane
With no survivors
Getting killed was part of my plan
>>29339306
Seemingly ok, until you get thirsty, then hungry, after a while sleep deprivation sets in. You would die like a person trapped in a pit. Getting fucked in one position all while your slowly body dies. /k/ would go.
>>29329472
>this kills the diver
balls deep in your ass
>>29329378
That's the first time I'd actually laughed at something on /k/ in years...
>>29329378
old but gold
>>29335499
The /k/offin
>>29329472
Fuck diving.
Especially fuck CAVE diving.
>>29330410
>the slight giggle when pops one
>toweling herself off between her legs
>spreading her legs towards the camera so you can see everything
>6:15 on DEAR GOD
>How does /k/ want to go out
Boating accident.
Or
Shot to death by the ATF while wearing a dog costume.
