and slaps your girl's ass.
What do you do? Do you pursue Lu Bu?
Stab his horse, slap his shit, get his wife to kill himself.
>>29321328
>dating girls
I'm not pedo.
>>29321352
I have no idea what you are going for
this smug motherfucker comes and slaps your bowl of soggy cornflakes into your face, what do?
>>29321328
I would deport him, or make him work on railroads, one of the two.
>>29321519
They did mine work as well in California. Lots of dead Chinese under Californian rock.
>>29321473
Shoot him for trespassing on my property and fix another bowl of cornflakes while I wait on the ambulance to haul home off.
>>29321328
You never, pursue lu bu
>>29321328
This is going to be "Gate:Thus the JSDF Fought There" all over again. He can be a kung fu master for all I care, but shit won't matter when bullets starts flying in his general direction
>>29321630
He's not a kung fu master he just swings a big halberd around.
Anyways Lu Bu wouldn't ever cheat on his girl Diao Chan.
>>29321340
>Shufags
>>29321328
Wasn't he on the flight that went missing over the pacific a couple years back?
>>29322879
What's that, bitch? Have something to say?
>>29321328
>>29321328
HAH!
Jokes on you! My PTSD means I avoid clubs like the plague and the last girlfriend im going to have for the forseeable future ran off MONTHS AGO!
>>29321408
op said GIRL, not WOMAN hence the pedo joke
>>29323030
Died like a bitch, just like his brothers
>>29321328
I encourage some bongs to sell him Opium until his ears star smoking. Then I drown him in a bowl of cereal.
>>29321328
I'd pursue that ass.
>>29321328
Challenge him to a good ol' fashioned donnybrook.
Cao Cao did nothing wrong
>>29327840
Literally nothing wrong.
>>29321328
>>29321328
>Tfw cant pursue lu bu
>Tfw my ancient strategies are no match
>Tfw no porcelin skinned gf
Might as well drown myself in the yellow river
我 是 费人
>>29321328
I pursued lu bu every time I could in dynasty warriors, and half the time got my shit pushed in.
>>29321328
If Dynasty Warriors 4 taught me anything, it's not to fuck with Lu Bu
>>29327840
Lu bu had it coming tbqh familia
>>29328660
>>29328661
>>29327032
Donnybrook....masshole detected
