What weapons would you use to kill or defend yourself from
a vampire ? Assume it's the classic "Dracula" type.
>>29321041
Going outside.
Aspen stake, duh.
>>29321077
Why aspen
Custom made silver hollowpoints with a garlic soaked wooden plug. Just making sure to cover all the bases
>>29321095
Because that's what you use for vampires. Don't you know common folklore?
>>29321114
Never heard that one
>>29321123
Where do you live?
>>29321041
Inthe book they were going to stake him and cit his head off with a big knife so that's what I would do
Fun fact, they had a bowie and a kukri in the book
>>29321114
It was ash
Just because it is a hard wood.
>>29321139
That's not what my grandma told me in vampire stories.
>>29321130
United States, I've read the original Dracula book and have seen various vampire movies but I don't remember anyone talking about which type of woo works best
Have cross carved into top of bullet. Done.
>>29321144
Your grandma was a dumb whore.
Your grandpa can confirm
>>29321161
Wow Anon, that's rude.
>>29321168
The truth can be brutal
>>29321182
Please stop ;_;
>>29321041
Silver bullets, duh!
XM666 Silver Tips
Too kill a real vampire you just cut its head off, all the heart shot is folklore. You stake it in the heart too keep it down in its casket long enough to remove its head.
Would you kill this Vampire?
I cast sterling silver bullets and sell them by the box at gunshows for 9mm, .357, amd 5.56mm.
I used to sell my own bags of silver bullet ammunition but it didnt sell as well as just bullets.
I am contemplating selling wooden-flechette 12ga. Or maybe garlic-powder rounds.
Possibilities are endless
fuck demons
>>29321187
Bullets
lots of them
It can't kill you if more than 70% of it's body mass is lead
>>29321230
>vampire teleports behind you
>Nothing personal kid
>>29321215
Of course. Smells like heresy up in this bitch.
>>29321215
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE OBSCURE ASS ANIMU CHATACTRERS FROM
>>29321041
ar 15 with garlic-tipped bullets
>>29321215
>>29321293
Monogatari, this one is technology Kizumonogatari. Monogatari is literally the highest selling anime since Evangelion.
>Killing the vampire
>Not letting it drain you almost all the way, then drinking it's sweet putrid undead vampy blood
>Not becoming an immortal undead blood sucker and roaming the world for eternity with your Dracula bro
It's like you faggots want to be mortal.
>>29321205
Exactly.
Once the head is removed the body will again appear to be dead. However it could be re-animated at this point. Cremating the head and the body separately, then scattering the ashes of the one while burying those of the other, is to prevent re-animation.
Suicide vest
Call Jody Mills.
She seems proficient in the art of killing vamps.
I'd use a harpoon gun with silver on it to stick the fucker to a wall and then cut it's head off
>>29321804
Even if I could be a vamp this world is so fucking boring and annoying death is literal sweet release.
And I don't want to follow someone forever.
a magical whip or gun that shoots solar rays.
>>29321041
Why not just use UV lamps?
supersoaker filled with holy water.
>>29323044
Such a good game
>>29321041
Its all in the breathing
