Got a newborn now. I cc daily but I also need a baby carrier to convey my baby. I'm worried about my baby's safety. I was wondering, do you guys know any baby carriers that will accept plates? I figure if I ever get into a firefight while carrying my baby it would be good if the baby could take a couple of hits. If such a thing exists, what kind of plate should I get? I'm thinking steel plate so it could take multiple hits over the course of its life.
>>29312321
>I'm worried about my baby's safety
You're too much of a moron to be wielding a firearm.
Surrender your side arm to your wife then go on with your pussified existence.
>>29312321
>I figure if I ever get into a firefight while carrying my baby it would be good if the baby could take a couple of hits. If such a thing exists, what kind of plate should I get? I'm thinking steel plate so it could take multiple hits
Reminds me of Gecko45 for some reason
I am so proud of you, anon. Putting so much energy into protecting your wife's son.
>>29312321
Why bother with a plate carrier if you've already got a fleshy little shield? I mean, babies are kind of disposable, as you can always just make more.
>>29312358
Real men protect their progeny. Go be a beta nigger somewhere else.
>>29312360
Who is that?
>>29312516
He was this ultra-cringe fucknugget who worked as a security guard at a mall. He compensated for having a shitty dead-ened job by buying and wearing assloads of tacticool gear like a SWAT guy, of which he knew nothing about.
He would then bog about all this bulshit info he didn't know and give advice to other people.
The tacticool meme pretty well started with him.
/r/ing the screencaps of him being a faggot, someone?
>>29312321
>I figure if I ever get into a firefight while carrying my baby it would be good if the baby could take a couple of hits
thanks op i needed that
>>29312360
He is THE mall ninja.
He's the whole reason it exists.
He's the reason we have tacticool assholes running around.
He's an unsung player in the firearms community
>>29312619
I meant to reply to >>29312516
>>29312321
If this isnt a joke,
Congrats op!
tell us, boy or girl?
Seriously, nothing like this exists? I gotta keep my baby protected.
>>29312378
> insert Carl meme
>>29312321
Use the baby as armor.
>>29313694
That's like using ballistic gelatin as cover
